Afternoon Crumbs
Suri Cruise in a coat! And flats! Her stiletto snow boots must be in the shop - Just Jared
Auf Wiedernipples! - Heidi Klum
Who ordered the shot of Alicia Keys ass? - Hollywood Tuna
Chanel had a dinner last night, and by "dinner" I mean ice cubes and vodka - Popsugar
Stepford Katie looks like she's on stilts - Lainey Gossip
Chantelle Houghton still exists - Holy Moly!
Snow CaCa (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Horsey Montag is ready to show off her Tupperware titty bowls for another check - I'm Not Obsessed
JLo put a Cuchini on it - Cityrag
Quick! Grab your hanky code! When does it mean when you wear a red hanky around your head? - SOW
The Kardassian PR whore machine is grinding along - Celebitchy
It's Betty White, obviously - Towleroad
Channing Tatum wastes a lap dance on Ellen - Socialite Life
Brad Pitt tamed St. Angie's womb. Or something. - Hollywood Rag
Molly Shannon vs. Sue Sylvester - ICYDK
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it was amazing:)
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Hollywood Gossip
Why is it bad to hate on a kid? Some of them are the devils spawn? Some kill kittens and grow up to be serial killers.
Hey if the kid is creepy and not cute, why lie and say she's beautiful and a doll...she is damn creepy, its all in the eyes.
alicia keys has diaper booty
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alert the media! I'm uncool and a wasted youth because I don't listen to The Who!
Kaiser of Celebitchy needs a break & Lainey needs to reasses her Gwyneth Paltrow love. I mean, how could Lainey a college grad be ropeg into the uneducated losernish that IS PALTROW?
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
'geous, not any more. A sickly looking child w/undereye circles from a food allergy.It's not your imagination.. she was gotten ugly w/age.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
suri is scaring me
Sorry, but this kid is turning out to br quite fugly....
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Submitted by HoityToity on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 9:36pm.
Yeah, I am going to hell, but I am sorry. It may be un-PC to say this, but not all kids are cute and Suri is one creepy-ass kid, IMHO.
Seriously people, hating on a child?! That is crass!
I am actually thinking Suri looks real cute. Must be wine. She looks adorable in that picture to me.
That Suri kid looks retarded in that outfit.
I have noticed that Alicia Keys goes up and down a lot in the weight dept. so, I think it is her. She looks good there. She still has some meat, not fucking anorexic like these other hollywood chicks.
I use proactiv and that shit works for me, maybe she has slacked off. It is like skin crack, you can't quit that shit or the zits will come right back.
Suri is creepy as hell. Something is definitely wrong with her, IMO.
Joe Jonas looks totally gay.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
I'm reeeally hoping the story on Asshole Simpsons, ever expanding nose becomes more of a focus.
I saw a picture of her a few weeks ago and Pinocchio might definitely be making a return.
"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped"
- Elbert Hubbard
I'm glad Katie finally put a coat on Suri, I'm surprised that kid hasn't frozen solid yet.
Suri is going to be taller than her daddy by the time she is 5.
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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.
There is no way in hell Suri is only 3 years old.
Is Suri Disneys new model? Poor overworked kid.
that kid is so completely clueless how to behave like a child. what freakin 3/4yo doesn't love playing in the snow. and yet she just stands there.
the isolation of that kid is tragic.
Disney's revenge on Katie Holmes! Suri is finally old enough to make her own choices and she picks the same ugly shit everybody else's 4 year old girl wants, Disney princess! OMG, how COMMON.
It's barely worth being married to Tom if you can't dress you kid in a million dollar wardrobe.
Go, Suri! Demand the Little Mermaid light up tennis shoes from Target; tell mommy you want them NOW because they are on sale!
bwahahahaa!!
Let's just recap....the girl is supposed to be three years old. Ehemmm..
Plecostomus - You have outdone yourself!
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Mumwa says, "recycle"!
Submitted by blixicles on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 5:31pm.
i wish the forum would open, it's hard to communicate this way.
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"The Hollywood Gossip thinks there’s a good chance “the Kardashian PR team paid to have this cover story made, in order for Kourtney to deny it and garner sympathy/attention.”
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UGH...nothing makes me more infuriated than these ugly attention whores actively looking for sympathy...how about you be strong and NOT want to be a damn victim? How about a little self-respect? This POS and the Hohans/Simpsons/Heidis of the world would slither, naked and open-mouthed, through elephant shit if there was a sympathetic People cover story on the other side.
I love how Katie is carrying an alternatively cutesy umbrella for The Demon Beast Child, in case her head starts spinning and she demands a lady bug umbrella instead of a princess umbrella or she will DESTROY THE EARTH.
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FIST PUMP!!
i wish the forum would open, it's hard to communicate this way.
Submitted by blixicles on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 5:29pm.
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I have, but that's alright; it resulted in a snow day, so I'm more than grateful.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
~~~~~~~~~~~ Blixi - I really never knew too much about her or her life. I was surprised.
Come into Open Post or it will get ugly in here for us being off topic.
OT: If that is Alicia Keys, she needs to get a major refund from pro-activ.
is anybody else totally snowed in?? we really got hit with a bunghole load of snow here, and it's still snowing.
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i know the just kids story. from my point of view patti is doing revisionist HERstory... but i'm still going to read it.
It's raining ice pellets! Just in time for the commute home.
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Um, unless Alicia Keys started smoking crack, or ingesting meth, she is not, and never has EVER had that small of a butt or thighs.
http://media.hollyscoop.com/Images/PGImages/51850283---alicia_keys.jpg
oops meant to post that in OP, well now I have to post something on topic.
erm Jonas Brothers are CUNTS
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
Submitted by blixicles on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 5:20pm.
open post?! imma take a dump in the open post!!
hey hors!! what it do?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blix. Just Kids. Read it?
open post?! imma take a dump in the open post!!
hey hors!! what it do?
BLIXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Migrate to the open post love!
Submitted by blixicles on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 5:15pm.
any forum hors in here???
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BLIXI !!??? Is that you ???
Go to open post!
any forum hors in here???
I echo others when I say, I don't think that's Alicia Keys. Her ass and thighs are HUGE. The girl in the photo looks great.
Suri still reminds me of the kid on The Omen.
suri is wearing a coat...
miracles do exist
JLo is hosting and performing on SNL this weekend :/
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
Does anyone have bets on how long the Kardashians will whore themselves out? I need a light at the end of the tunnel here....
i also love that Kourtney photo. Nasty fug ass face.
Man, Suri looks more and more like Daddy every day! Her nose and eyes are him all the way. That poor kid. I think she has FAR more to worry about being Tommy Girls' protege than a little frost bite!
As fir the rest? Who cares, all of those people are so yesterday, never was, and never will be again. Not worht mentioning basically.
Fuck I think Heidi Klum is so hot, I wanna lick her everywhere. Jesus Christ.
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Submitted by xerquina on Thu, 11/12/2009 - 1:59pm.
suckandfuck you are by far the most vile person here
suri seems so bratty!
And...I am not convinced that is Alicia Keys. Even if she lost weight, her proportions aren't like that girl in the photo. I need a full face photo so I can see the wonk eye. I can't be sure it is Alicia without it.
Um, the quote from AJ is from an interview she gave back when she was pregnant with Shiloh.
Regarding Angie's quote about not desiring the experience of carrying her own child and only wanting to adopt...ya, ain't it the truth Ang, pregnancy really fucks up your ability to shoot smack whenever you like. Damned fetus is such a buzz kill.