Shoe-Han Is No More
White Oprah's big dream of being the Christian Louboutin of the pill-popping child pimp set has been dashed! Last year, White Oprah announced her shoe line called Shoe-Han in an elaborate press conference in the parking lot of a Ross, which was attended by Nana Lohan and a few local drug dealers. White Oprah had big plans to launch the line on Mother's Day of this year, but fortunately for the world Shoe-Han has crashed and burned like Lindsay Lohan at 7am.
Love My Shoes, the company that was going to produce Shoe-Han, has backed out and is blaming the recession. They issued this statement to Fox411: “Love My Shoes regrets to announce we are not moving forward with the Dina Lohan line of shoes at this time due to continued economic sluggishness and the prevalent mood of today’s shoppers. Love My Shoes and its President, Robert Yeganeh, wish Dina continued success in all her projects.”
White Oprah's rep (aka Ali Lohan with a voice changer) said that Love My Shoes was too local for them anyway, and they are looking for an even bigger partner.
An even bigger partner?! That White Oprah sure does get crazy thoughts in her dehydrated brain whenever she tries to think while sober. But seriously, she's right. White Oprah should hit up the pharmaceutical companies, because I'm sure they'll be interested in a line of shoes with a built-in compartment for your pills.
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What a ugly face:)
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This family is proof that we, as consumers, control their lives. Several years ago when Linsday was landing lucrative deals, the Lohans treated everyone around them like utter shit. The public saw them for what they truly are: famewhores. So what did the public do? Stopped seeing Lindsay's films, buying things that she endorsed, her CD's, etc. Suddenly this family is scurrying like rats because the public has cut them off. Too late you vapid, vacuous cunts. Your time is up. Now let's do the same thing with the Kardashians, Montag and the other truly worthless individuals in Hollywood who consider themselves "better than us".
Oh please. More nonsense from this family.
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
BItch needs to rest and take a nap! and her family too. nap away...wake up in 2 yrs
Coma Caca!
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Dina, pay attention to your children!!!!
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
"The prevalent mood of today’s shoppers?????" The prevalent mood of today's shoppers is very similar to the prevalent mood of everyone in the world, who hates, hates, hates this stupid whore and her entire useless, disgusting family. How does it feel to fail, bitch????
Submitted by z-listed on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:18pm.
The company wishes her continued success??? She has not done anything that was successful, including parenting.....wait....especially parenting!
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Submitted by sunny on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:16pm.
The Lohans' are pleased to announce their line of quality shoeware will be available in the spring at all Big Lots & 99C stores!!!!!
Just think of it...a pair of the highest quality vinyl shoes can be yours for only $1.98
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LOL!
Everyone who purchases a second pair gets their choice of free sparkly red sequined nipple pasties or red sequin-covered hearts to stick to their foreheads!
The company wishes her continued success??? She has not done anything that was successful, including parenting.....wait....especially parenting!
The Lohans' are pleased to announce their line of quality shoeware will be available in the spring at all Big Lots & 99C stores!!!!!
Just think of it...a pair of the highest quality vinyl shoes can be yours for only $1.98
This woman is odious.
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This is very good news!
And another whorehan enterprise bites the dust. This family is a walking disaster; everyone is a fuckup. I especially love the kiss-off message by the shoe company; it's the equivalent of "get the fuck out & don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out..."
Even more hilarious is their excuse: "they're not big enough; we're going to be taking this to a bigger company". All I have to say is "good luck, whorehans". If the line ever goes anywhere, expect to see it at a "we can't sell this shit anywhere" discount outlet...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
That's failure for you, with a capital FAIL.
All y'all whores secretly wanted chu a pair of Shoehans...Don't front...and I don't blame yo asses neither because aside from bein' a pair of "fuck-me-in-alley-like-the-dirty-whore-I-am"
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wellll I didn't feel like I missed out until you described them that way.
All y'all whores secretly wanted chu a pair of Shoehans...Don't front...and I don't blame yo asses neither because aside from bein' a pair of "fuck-me-in-alley-like-the-dirty-whore-I-am" fuck me pumps you know them shoes got a secret compartment fo' yo' stash...You know, for those "these are not my pants days"? Yeah, I got you ho's numbers....Y'all wanted summadat...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
i thought this woman was Kate Gosselin so the post had me so confused.
When Blohan meets her tragic end that everybody saw coming, this bitch will be selling tshirts at her daughter's funeral.
Nothing worse than a woman who tries to dress as young as her daughters. Good thing Dina doesn't dress according to her how her daughters look because then she'd be wearing a shroud.
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
Who in their right mind, who EVER by anything from Dina?!
BIONIC. The new album by Christina Aguilera. March 2010
http://www.last.fm/user/SpiritDreaming
blah blah, she's a hollow selfish woman who cares BUT this is an excuse to talk about SHOES.
I have a new pair of heels and I love them. "Why, speakit?" welll... they make NO sense, none.
They are open toed sling backs, that are booties on the front half. so when do you wear them? what season? I'll tell you when I'll wear them. any damn time I want to. crazy ass muthafukkin shoes.. they rock.
Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Wonder how lohanhouse.com is doing where she sells her kids used clothes.
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Strong enough for a woman, but made for a man.
My God, that woman is so fucking ugly!
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
...Crocs are a hit but nobody wants Shoe-Han?...how bad must they be?....Stick to what you know, Dina, like cooking drugs...
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..."you'll LOVE my nuts!" crackhead Vince demonstrating the Slap Chop...
HOLY SHIT CHARLIE!! Ease up on the post comment button buddy!
LMAO!
OH GOD THESE FUCKING PEOPLE MAKE ME GODDAMN FUCKING SICK TO MY STOMACH. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LAME ASS FUCKING SHIT FOR BRAIN PARENTS DOES LINDSEY HAVE. HER PARENTS SHOULD BE FUCKING STAYING COMPLETELY OUT OF THE LIMELITE AND ENCOURAGING HER TO FUCKING LAY LOW AND REDEVELOPE HERSELF. SHES A PRETTY GIRL AND A GOOD ACTRESS. HAD TO GO OUT AND START FUCKING LICKING PUSSY AND SHOWCASING A DEADBEAT DAD. NO WONDER NOONE WANTS FUCKING ANYTHING TO DO WITH FUCKING YOU. SHE NEEDS TO LAY LOW FOR A FUCKING YEAR AND EMERGE WITH A FUCKING ULTA CHIC HAIRCUT AND LOOK AND NO FUCKING BAGGAGE.
OH GOD THESE FUCKING PEOPLE MAKE ME GODDAMN FUCKING SICK TO MY STOMACH. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LAME ASS FUCKING SHIT FOR BRAIN PARENTS DOES LINDSEY HAVE. HER PARENTS SHOULD BE FUCKING STAYING COMPLETELY OUT OF THE LIMELITE AND ENCOURAGING HER TO FUCKING LAY LOW AND REDEVELOPE HERSELF. SHES A PRETTY GIRL AND A GOOD ACTRESS. HAD TO GO OUT AND START FUCKING LICKING PUSSY AND SHOWCASING A DEADBEAT DAD. NO WONDER NOONE WANTS FUCKING ANYTHING TO DO WITH FUCKING YOU. SHE NEEDS TO LAY LOW FOR A FUCKING YEAR AND EMERGE WITH A FUCKING ULTA CHIC HAIRCUT AND LOOK AND NO FUCKING BAGGAGE.
OH GOD THESE FUCKING PEOPLE MAKE ME GODDAMN FUCKING SICK TO MY STOMACH. WHAT KIND OF FUCKING LAME ASS FUCKING SHIT FOR BRAIN PARENTS DOES LINDSEY HAVE. HER PARENTS SHOULD BE FUCKING STAYING COMPLETELY OUT OF THE LIMELITE AND ENCOURAGING HER TO FUCKING LAY LOW AND REDEVELOPE HERSELF. SHES A PRETTY GIRL AND A GOOD ACTRESS. HAD TO GO OUT AND START FUCKING LICKING PUSSY AND SHOWCASING A DEADBEAT DAD. NO WONDER NOONE WANTS FUCKING ANYTHING TO DO WITH FUCKING YOU. SHE NEEDS TO LAY LOW FOR A FUCKING YEAR AND EMERGE WITH A FUCKING ULTA CHIC HAIRCUT AND LOOK AND NO FUCKING BAGGAGE.
I like her vest (I said something nice!)
will ALL the fucking Lohans please go away. far away.
Remember the song "Bette David Eyes?" Dina has Michael Jackson nose. She starting to look like one of the creatures on Star Trek, I forget which planet.
Somewhere some cosmetic surgeons are having a huge fucking laugh, they get PAID for doing this to people. If they don't start out looking like a muppet or Jessica Rabbit they pay someone to do it to them.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
“Love My Shoes regrets to announce we are not moving forward with the Dina Lohan line of shoes at this time due to ... the prevalent mood of today’s shoppers."
Translation: Other than Snooki, we can't find anyone stupid enough to buy this crap.
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"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." E.A. Poe.
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Looking at Dina, and MIchael Lohan, I can see why Lindsey is so messed up.
Just saying....
Just look at this bitch! Is it any wonder her daughter looks like a used up truck stop hooker at 23? Im not saying these two dont contribute to their deteriorating looks with all the drug abuse but it seems genes arent on their side either!
~Pamela~
Ahhaha Snarkley,
No kidding. They need to liquidate the shoe collection in Lindsay's coke sty, before manufacturing more tacky shoes.
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FIST PUMP!!
Were they shoes or hooves?
Guess it doesn't matter.
That picture reminds me of Mel-Tang, where has that hobag been????
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
ahem....payless...that seems about right...
wait, no, they're too high class for that mess.
Is there not one person in this clan of jauxabillies that arent a waste of flesh?
The above photo really shows off Dina's coke snout. How many times can your piggy coke-snout collapse before you end up looking like Voldemort?
Why do they even need a partner? She could just stick her name on the thousands of pairs Lindsay already has.
Wait... DINA Lohan was going to have a shoe line? *doubles over with wheezy laughter*
Like anyone would buy anything designed by that hag.
If they thought it would make money they would have moved forward with it, recession or not! Nice let down anyway!
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On Angelina Jolie... If I want something with a big shiny forehead and throbbing vein, I'll play with my pecker...
jazzfish_77
WOW. Shocking (not). Considering her main meal ticket is 2 paychecks from the gutter.
Let's cut to the chase: anything with Dina Blohan attached to it will bomb.
she, and her progeny, is a waste of space and energy.
RIP ...
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