Wednesday, February 10th 2010

That's Not His Wife

Ewan McGregor's wife of 15 years might be burning all his shit on the lawn ala Angela Bassett in Waiting to Exhale after seeing these pictures of him strolling arm-in-arm through Paris with 26-year-old actress Mélanie Laurent. Ewan and Mélanie just finished up shooting a movie together in France.

I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for this. Maybe Ewan's wife has already given the okay for him to pass his peen around as he pleases? Maybe Mélanie has the drunks so hard that if she doesn't lean against Ewan she'll stumble into the street and get ran over by a car? Maybe Ewan has an ear infection so Mélanie has to get close to talk to him? Maybe Ewan and Mélanie are best friends in the Milo & Otis sense and they're cuddling together because it's cold outside?

There's a lot of maybes. The only way to find out the real truth is to press our ears against Ewan's wife's front door. If she's blasting "Not Gon' Cry," well then we know what's going on.

Posted by: Michael K


They're not a good couple.

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Sexecution's picture

Ewan if you are going to cheat, risking half of your net worth in the process, at least pick a pretty girl not some washed out Ukrainian looking girl, she looks like that crackhead Ron Wood was boning. Come on dude you can do much better if you are going to lose millions to the wife over your wandering dick. You disappoint.

salacious's picture

The hotness of La Laurent or The McG together is hard to resist... I would swing for that team in a heartbeat.

Napes's picture

omg the "Not Gon Cry" reference..... ahhh its so hard to stiffle a LOL in my cube. love it!

not shocked's picture

He peen is amazing in Peter Greenaway's PILLOWBOOK

birdgherl's picture

I wish there was a frame in which his wife comes flying out of an alleyway and cuts both of them!

Eh....it's their business I suppose. But he's famous so he shouldn't be flaunting his affair. I can't imagine his wife will be *that* cool with it. I bet the whole swinger thing was his idea.

freshfacestripper's picture

Swinger or not. That shit is still TACKY AS HELL!

ltr448's picture

It is has been widely reported that Ewan McGregor and his wife are swingers and have an open marriage. They traveled in the same swinger circles as Jude Law and Sadie Frost, and even shared the same production company.

Some people prefer this kind of lifestyle. So Ewan Mcgregor's wife is not burning his clothes she's probably sitting at home and watching on her laptop McGregor and this chick stream live from their hotel room.

Submitted by KidL on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 10:51pm.

Sorry to burst anyone's bubble, but he's had a reputation for being a man 'ho for YEARS. It just never makes it to the MSM, but the blogs have been reporting on his whoring for years.
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And he's apparently good friends with Jude Law, right? I hear my mom's voice right now, saying, "Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are." LOL. Anyway, as I said, I thought I'd heard he had an open marriage, though he'll probably get in trouble for this. Open doesn't necessarily mean public.

Juniperjump's picture

Damn - if I had known this I would have stalked his sets more often.

CeeCee's picture

Ha, I love the new "Well, well, well" tag.

Ewan, I'm disappointed in you.

Schlong's picture

She could do so much better than that out of shape, married old fart.

Replicant.7.66's picture

Open Relationship = random letters written on a page that make no sense.
Nothing could ever make me want to share.

You're my only friend
You don't even like me

Chirio's picture

there's a lot of maybes....so I cant...say shit..cause I do this with my best buddies....and I dont have sexual "interaction" with them. Yes I am innocent until proven guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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stuckinhere's picture

Perhaps I'm old-fashioned but why get married if you have no plans to cease sleeping (and as obviously is the case here, forming relationships) with others? Is this something that develops over the course of a marriage as a kind of alternative solution to divorce? I'm not judging, I'm trying to get my head around it.

Winnyfranfran's picture

He is so hot.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Doesn't look like they're filming to me.

Elephant legs on that chick.

DO PEOPLE NOT KEEP THEIR DICKS IN THEIR PANTS ANYMORE?????????????????????

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KidL's picture

Sorry to burst anyone's bubble, but he's had a reputation for being a man 'ho for YEARS. It just never makes it to the MSM, but the blogs have been reporting on his whoring for years.

Claire_Bear's picture

I'm sure this has already been said but NO not Ewan!

z-listed's picture

oh no! I hope these are scenes from a film because I have always though he was one of the good guys.

sunny's picture

Awwwww...Melanie was helping Ewan across the street. What a good little girl scout!!

She's working on her "Be kind to the elderly" badge!!!

The Fly's picture

Well, Ewan once got angry at the press for saying he was cheating on his wife. It was around the time of Moulin Rouge, and I think it started because he made jokes about people hooking up on film sets when he was on Letterman.

I've seen photos like this before, when he was filming Star Wars in Australia, the female assistants were being affectionate with him like that. Would he do it so openly though. Could be harmless, could not be. Either way, I'm tired of typing.

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I don't know why I thought Ewan McGregor and his wife had an open relationship anyway.

Husbands_and_Wives's picture

I hope these are from a movie. I "awwwwed" when first I read that he has been married for a long time and has a couple of rugrats, but I did wonder if he messed on the side since...it IS Hollywood. It has a way of convincing people that they are entitled to do shady things. :(

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Bossy's picture

Checked IMDB, they're both in "The Beginners". Could easily just be a scene or something more that developed from filming together, who knows but for the sake of not thinking he's gross I'll go with the former.

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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 7:04pm.
Like I've always said... When the woman's leg has more girth than the man's, there is trouble ahead.

There are a lot of guys out there with sticks for legs. Men tend to work out their upper body and not their legs (generalizing here) so if a woman's legs are bigger, so long as they're toned and shapely, it's not bad.

StewieGriffin's picture

Looks like they're shooting scenes.

In one picture they look like they're standing waiting for the scene to start, in the other it looks like they're talking to either the director or production assistants and the rest of the shots look like the scene being shot.

Now let's follow this up with more fake Brangelina break-up stories.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 7:42pm.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek: "Call me old fashioned but open marriages gross me the hell out. Mostly because it seems they're often initiated by one person....Just the thought of another gal fucking on the hubby puts an ugly feeling in my stomach. Or me fuckin on another dude, then coming home to my kid. Gross."

Same here. Totally NOT for me.

If that's what you BOTH really want, that's cool. It just seems that it's not usually truly mutual.

I guess I'm cool with it if that's what they want, but my overriding feeling then is what's the point of the marriage? Tax benefit?

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Submitted by Caladonia on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 7:37pm.

These probably are just scenes from the film. It looks like there are Christmas decorations and shit around them (all that fake greenery shit), so they could just be filming a Christmas scene for their movie. They do play lovers in the film, after all.
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Maybe you've seen some additional photos on some other site, but in these here, I don't see Christmas decorations. I do see an undecorated evergreen of some sort but no Christmas stuff on it or anywhere. It could be a scene in the movie but I doubt it.

paris herpes's picture

at first glance i thought this was aaron eckhart. but at a closer look, ohhh someone's in trouble. problem is, ewan lost the hot a long time ago, so this is just golddiggin at it's finest!

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Vermithrax's picture

Don't be one of those assholes Ewan. Just don't. Hopefully Caladonia got it right on the money.

mike's picture

Submitted by Reese2029 on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 8:08pm.

I thought he was Aaron Eckhart. I still don't care.

I'm with you on both counts.

I thought he was Aaron Eckhart. I still don't care.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

By the way, can I please thank MK for reminding me how epic of a song "Not Goin' Cry" is? Love it.

Also, "Waiting to Exhale" was one of the first rated R movies I saw with my Mom. It was pretty damn awkward.
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Hekki's picture

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek: "Call me old fashioned but open marriages gross me the hell out. Mostly because it seems they're often initiated by one person....Just the thought of another gal fucking on the hubby puts an ugly feeling in my stomach. Or me fuckin on another dude, then coming home to my kid. Gross."

Same here. Totally NOT for me.

If that's what you BOTH really want, that's cool. It just seems that it's not usually truly mutual.

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Submitted by CuddlyCarla on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 7:33pm.
It's pretty obvious these are outtake stills from the new movie he's shooting. You are all going to feel like idiots once you see this scene in the movie. Typical tabloid nonsense.
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Bjork You's picture

Yes, I thought it was Aaron Eckhart, too. (Is he gay? I know he could be with the whole Mormon thing, but I thought he was all het, into tall blondes.)

On topic: Come on guys, these are photos FROM the movie.

Caladonia's picture

These probably are just scenes from the film. It looks like there are Christmas decorations and shit around them (all that fake greenery shit), so they could just be filming a Christmas scene for their movie. They do play lovers in the film, after all.

Soultonic's picture

I love Ewan but who knows what the fuck is going on. That Melanie girl seems pretty smitten on his arm. Ewan doesn't come off like the faithful type anyway. A lot of his roles are very sexually pervasive roles...

...and yes, these could well be out takes for the movie.

It's pretty obvious these are outtake stills from the new movie he's shooting. You are all going to feel like idiots once you see this scene in the movie. Typical tabloid nonsense.

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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 7:04pm.
Like I've always said... When the woman's leg has more girth than the man's, there is trouble ahead.

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I don't know, but I've been told, a big legged woman ain't got no soul.

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Submitted by January72 on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 7:01pm.

He looks a bit like Aaron Eckhart in that first pic.

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I thought that too -- the only way I knew it wasn't Aaron the Hotness was that he's not married.

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Submitted by michelleb on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 7:10pm.
Do you think she leaves her moon boots during sex?

DONT EVEN FUCKING DIGNIFY HER BY CALLING THOSE PIECES OF CRAP MOON BOOTS. THE ORIGINAL AND FUCKING ONLY MOON BOOTS WERE LATE 70'S EARLY 80'S LIGHT SEUDE HEAVY SOULED LOW ANKLE SHOES THAT LACED UP AND WERE WORN ONLY WITH JEANS. STONER SHOES.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

I thought it was Aaron Eckhart at first, and I was like, I thought he was gay?

Call me old fashioned but open marriages gross me the hell out. Mostly because it seems they're often initiated by one person (usually the dude) while the codependent partner (usually the girl) convinces herself they're simply living the way all people would like to live. And meanwhile crying into her vodka while hubby is loudly banging his latest conquest upstairs.

Just the thought of another gal fucking on the hubby puts an ugly feeling in my stomach. Or me fuckin on another dude, then coming home to my kid. Gross.

Am's picture

If he'll cheat with you, he'll cheat on you. Just sayin'.

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Cara's picture

I'd hit it. Is that the Inglorious Basterds girl? Maybe they're just, uh, pals.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Oh Ewan.. please don't be one of THOSE guys.
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Do you think she leaves her moon boots during sex?

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Pamela's picture

I was always under the impression that if one was in an open marriage then the cheating was to be done on the down low, as in not being photographed as in fucking in some seedy motel not out and about.
Whatever, no loss I never thought of him as a hot piece anyways, all I can picture him as is a heroin addict.
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