Thursday, February 11th 2010
HOW RUDE!!!
The video for RiRi's new single Rude Boy (aka the ho anthem for size queens) is something MIA might conjure up in her sleep after watching Neneh Cherry's Buffalo Stance video before bedtime.
This would've been better if RiRi let her doppelganger Tyra Snatchez (on purpose typo) from RuPaul's Drag Race take the reigns. As Popwrap pointed out yesterday, Tyra does RiRi better than RiRi does RiRi:
And this Rude Boy song really really really makes me miss Midi, Maxi and Efti:
Come back to us!
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I love this song:)
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I can just imagine the most awkward hook up scenario portrayed by this song.
Girl: "GET IT UP GET IT UP"
Boy: "OKAY! Stop yelling at me!"
Girl: "Can you get it up? Can you get it up?"
Boy: "I'm TRYING."
Girl: "Is it big enough? Is it big enough?"
Boy: "Goddammit, I'm out." *leaves*
Girl: "RUDE, BOY!"
dumb video
stupid song
must be ri ri
yeah, thats right
I wasn't feeling the video or the lyrics, but I have to admit I kinda liked the sounds of the song. It actually really fits her voice (i.e. it didn't make me want to shove something down her throat from the "eh eh" goat noise she normally does throughout entire songs...). I would voluntarily listen to this.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
She looks like a single mom from PeopleofWalmart.com. Not hot.
MK is the bomb as we used to say back in the day! Midi, Maxi, and Efti???? Oh you took it waaaay back! I wonder if you remember Patra too LOL? That was my girl..."pull up to my bumper baby!!!"
MK, I love you! Midi, Maxi and Efti...aaaahh, the memories of shopping in Sears juniors department and seeing that video on their video monitors over and over again. Mom trying to get be back into little girls department, not understanding why 14 year old girls couldn't wear those pastel Easter dresses in girls size 14.
I got through 42 seconds of Rihanna's song. I think that's a personal best for me. Honey, I don't think anyone is big enough for your Grand Canyon pussay.
It's so repetitive but it's the first song I've liked in a while...and I like the video but, like MK, I'm sure that's nostalgia talking.
Lyrics are so damn lame these days. Ok - I get it - sex is fun. I think we all get it. I think it's nicer to talk about all those subtle little nuances, little unique elements of every sexual exeprience...becuz conversation about putting the penis in the vagina is very clinical and boring to me.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Ok... I like the song in a "background music for cleaning the house" kind of way. The grammar nazi in me wants to strangle her for "iz u big enuff" and that video... all the flashing and colors made me nauseous and her dancing was very reminiscent of cats in heat. Someone get that girl a q-tip.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Whole new album is .... ehhhh/whatever.
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Oh my I used to love that song Bad Bad Boys. I'm bored with Rhianna.
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
Chris Tucker does it better than Riri AND Tyra in Fifth Element.
Submitted by michelleb on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 10:42am.
lmao at can she feel the love tonight...! i mean really, doing it doggy styles with a lion?wtf?
seriously, these videos that keep coming out nowadays need warnings for people with epilepsy...
@breakdown, wie gehts euch da in Berlin? ich hab schon die nase voll von scheiss fucking schnee schnee schnee!
She comes off very over-sexed in this video that's for sure. Geez...she doesn't look attractive here at all, more like desperate. The video hurts my eyes, had to stop watching after a mere minute. Whatta mess! (I love Neneh Cherry's Buffalo Stance!!!)
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Hear ya MK!!! We speak the same language... only you could reference Bad Bad Boys and Buffalo Stance in the same post... Ha! Brilliant songs.
Just goes to show that nothing is original these days. Eat that, Caca and Riri, well... eat that, songwriting team, handlers, make up artists, image advisors and the lot who work for Caca and Riri.
So who are the inspirations here:
Andy Warhol
Robert Mapplethorpe
Michel Basquiat
Keith Haring
Jeff Koons
Who am I missing?
sunny:
You got ıt rıght. Don't 2nd guess yourself!
Rı-ho-ho ıs Beyonce's stunt double. If Beyonce cannot or wıll not do ıt, they throw ıt at Rı-ho-ho.
She's had out more solo albums than Beyonce ın half the tıme because Jay ıs gonna work her ass to the bone.
And he lost a bıg chunk when she got sucker punched about a year ago and had to spend PR money on damage control. There are bılls to be paıd.
Put that ho to work!
It's a recessıon!
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RiRi is RiRidiculous. And those other girls, damn, they sound like zombies.
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Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 10:17am.
UGH I wish Chris would beat her up again so she would shut up and stop her gaylord videos.
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Wow. Really?
I made it through about a minute of that video before deciding that it was a fucking mess. Sorry...
I will be so glad when her fan base turns 16 and moves on to slightly less awful music. She is one of the most astonishingly untalented hoochies in the game. Makes me wanna smack her...
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON
she's starting to look like fantasia and that's not a good thing imo.
Wow, Mid, Maxi & Efti, really! Brilliant reference. For their album, go to my blog here ;)
http://theisleoffailedpopstars.blogspot.com/2009/03/midi-maxi-efti-midi-...
I just dont GET Rhianna...I dont get her success or why she is so popular.
the only thing i can think of is because she was/is JAYZ protege and with his influence in the industry, he pushed her down our throats...
it's just puzzling...
Ew, I don't like Rihanna and her song doesn't change my mind about her music. It sucks.
Midi Max always has a place in my heart though! Bad bad boys come with me come with me...
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
lol - too funny DWM!!!
Control top panties! how rude!?
why is this bitch looking like an extra from a shabba ranks video? oh shit did i just age myself??
rihanna's song and video is trying to hard? The second one is pure awesomeness.
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beb why you gotta copy me?
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Holy shit I love that Midi, Maxi, efti song. It took me forever to find it to download. It reminds me of rosie perez dancing around a diner in untamed heart.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Holy shit - Midi, Maxi & Efti...what a flashback. Gotta find that for my iPod. Thanks MK.
Ridiculous hair.
Submitted by elmo533 on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 10:50am.
I CANNOT STAND THIS SHITTY ASS SONG!!!!!!!
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*Puts elmo533 out of his/her misery by putting on Bouncy & Caca's Videophone.
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
I CANNOT STAND THIS SHITTY ASS SONG!!!!!!!
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Chris Brown needs to like, wow, take that stupid ass bow tie and shove it down his throat. It's like, wow. WOW. --MK 8/31/09
GENNY - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Ok, I'm sorry, will never quote him again....
"But don't get it twisted, it's not a plea that I'm coppin'
I'm just willin' to be the bigger man
If ya'll can quit poppin' off at your jaws well then I can,
Cuz frankly I'm sick of talkin'"
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 10:39am.
She's the product of a formula, much the way Britney Spears or Taylor Swift is - just a different target demographic.
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very true. and like Swift, they have become America's sweethearts with all the sympathy they generated from being victims of mean, black men.
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i'll pass on the kool-aid, thanks.
Jesus, that shit's only about 25 seconds long, but all the damn repeats make it interminable.
She sucks.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 10:14am.
YEAH BOY SHAKE THAT ASS OOPS I MEAN GIRL... GIRL GIRL GIRL.... GIRL YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY WORRRRRLD!
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hahahahah NEVER quote him again! No n00dz for you!
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
I can't hate on RiRi for being stuck in the 80's because she is from the Carribean. The whole area is stuck in the 80's (I blame Billy Ocean). BUT why is she humping that lion? Can she feel the love tonight?
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has anyone seen rhianna's 30head on wossy bein interviewed? she tries to be funny so hard...and fails so miserably. its so sad.
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
yikes, alexander mcqueen committed suicide? true facts?
jt
RiRi sucks. and what genius wrote those stupid-ass lyrics?
Submitted by Morbidosity:"She is about as edgy as John Mayer's tweets."
Agreed. She's the product of a formula, much the way Britney Spears or Taylor Swift is - just a different target demographic.
And maybe because I'm An Old, but was that song just repetitive? It was catchy, but I dunno, I kinda like songs that have a chorus and a bridge and shit.
jacky, i said that shit last night, and my friend was like wtf true facts? and i didnt have a good explanation.
thanks a LOT sucky
*revokes loozers youtube access*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Submitted by lifeislikecake on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 10:29am.
TRUE FACTS lololol
idk why jacky, but it gets me every time
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sucknfuckwad got me hooked on saying it.... i now say it constantly irl... it sucks
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
Old School Soul Jam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVNj9Pl-i7I&feature=related
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
can she just leave the 80's alone, already?