Thursday, February 11th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Debbie Gibson In A Bikini
YES, this is supposed to Debbie (I will never call her Deborah) Gibson showing off her new bikini body in the pages of InTouch Weekly. That's what both WOW Report and Tabloid Prodigy say. But even if I squint my eyes while teasing my hair and humming "Shake Your Love," I still don't see it. Maybe if I spray some Electric Youth cologne at the screen I'll see the Debbie we all know and love, because right now I just see Uma Thurman after going overboard in the sauna.
Now I know how Jodie Foster felt in Sommersby when she walked into the kitchen and expected to see her long-lost husband but found Richard Gere there instead. To the "Debbie Gibson" in the picture above: YOU ARE NOT MY HUSBAND!
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Looking bad...
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Hollywood Gossip
What happened to her? Her face looks old and wizened.
Hey look another man with ovaries...gosh it really is awesome how we bitch at women with an ass, hips and tits of their own until they stop eating and turn out to look like a mix between Paris Hilton and ET. Go world!
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:09pm.
M.E. laugh away you uneducated loser twunt
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Uneducated?
I went to college dipshit.
Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:04pm.
BACK OFF PSYCHO BITCH!
Fine, as long as you stop being a twunt in the office who tries to get other people fired. Nobody likes a tattletale or a straight up cunt trying to remove food from their table. Think, ya miseable plain Jane.
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GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULL. I DID NOT TRY TO GET ANYONE FIRED!
STAY OUT OF MY LIFE. STOP STALKING ME, STOP TRYING TO PICK FIGHTS WITH ME, STOP ACCUSING ME OF BEING THINGS I AM NOT.
YOU DO NOT KNOW MY LIFE, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF ME. BACK THE FUCK OFF!
RE-REPORTED
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:48am.
Nite, BBB and Passionate. No worries, Passionate, we all rant about something sometime :)
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Submitted by speakit on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:48am.
awww passionate.. it'll be alright. take your ambien and let it go.
Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
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Thank you so much for the support, I was really whigging out. However, I found a beautiful Valentine's card and Lindt truffles on the table this morning. I am just a softy.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:21am.
@ italics - you rock! and f*** it, 49 is the new 30.
Goodnight all, tomorrow is my day off and morning to sleep in. Sweet dreams dlisters!
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I'll settle for holding it together at 40-42 for awhile!
Sweet Dreams! :)
@ koko - lol, thanks for the words of encouragement.
@ italics - you rock! and f*** it, 49 is the new 30.
Goodnight all, tomorrow is my day off and morning to sleep in. Sweet dreams dlisters!
@catholicschoolgirl
thank you and good luck with your job!!! trust me i only startd being a "regular" in OP in the last few months (and i'm still not a "reg-regular" in my mind) but i hear ya...it is difficult sometimes to "break through"...i seriously would post and post and finally unemploment gave me a kinda free pass after almost two years...BE AGGRESSIVE!
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:07am.
Submitted by Italics on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:03am.
Drive-by music for strong women on ladies night!
Eurythmics- Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atj5QWzgQ8c&feature=related
Have a great night everyone!
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Thanks Italics, love that song.
And I'd like to add that I felt Fishsticks was out of line the other night when she lost it over Don Henley. She's not usually like that, I hope she apologized.
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I’m glad you like it catholic schoolgirl! :)
Thanks for your concern but don’t worry. The Don Henley outburst didn‘t hurt my feelings. I may blurt out Don Henley from time-to-time just for fun.
When Fishsticks said something about being 60 it gave me pause. I had to take a moment to assess the situation. Everything is fine but the reason for my hesitation is amusing (at least to me).
P.S. I’m happy to be 49 and in damn good shape! :D
If anyone else would like to try to shove me into an early grave...umm no thanks! ;)
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:10am.
Ya, in the Snooki thread (lol) I had told Centy a little bit about how the legacy of residential schools left generations a bit broken and struggling to heal. I'm grateful I didn't have to go through something like that, because I can't imagine what it would have been like.
Submitted by speakit on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:08am.
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Speakit - they're warranted, don't be uncomfortable, we've all made mistakes, if you weren't human we'd hate you, sweet dreams...and give yourself some credit.
@beaker's bitch:
OMG so ridic. When are those people gonna grow up already? I had a (native)friend staying with me from the real "up north" over here and he was so scarred. It made me really angry - he grew up in such a suffocating environment and it really crushed the gentle strength in him (that's really what he had but he had no control over it - he was really frustrated ALL the time). Or when I went to the fake "up north" to have my behbeh...and how they were all so dismissive, which was a BIG mistake for them in the end...I whipped their asses but good - and I do passive aggressive like no other so they had nuthin to say about it either ha!
And it helps that I grew up here and I feel like I have a right. It helps me handle situations so much better than people who grew up constantly on guard of senseless emotional brutality...
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
While I appreciate the compliments, it's unwarranted, and quite frankly, makes me uncomfortable. I've made plenty of mistakes along the way. I'm human.... and tired. Goodnight.
Submitted by Italics on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:03am.
Drive-by music for strong women on ladies night!
Eurythmics- Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atj5QWzgQ8c&feature=related
Have a great night everyone!
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Thanks Italics, love that song.
And I'd like to add that I felt Fishsticks was out of line the other night when she lost it over Don Henley. She's not usually like that, I hope she apologized.
Drive-by music for strong women on ladies night!
Eurythmics- Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atj5QWzgQ8c&feature=related
Have a great night everyone!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:55am.
I live in the capital here now, but I had to do some shooting way up north in the REAL bumfuck last fall, woods and everything. They are really racist up there. I ate at the one restaurant in town and I could tell the waitress could barely stand to wait on me and got the distinct feeling they were in the back washing my dishes two or three times, LOL. This was also while overhearing people at the next table bitching about native people while I was trying to eat my dinner.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:20am.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:08am.
Ahh, it's no biggie. Not a current crisis type of thing. For some reason a Snooki post led to a discussion about native americans and I shared that I grew up interracially adopted. My adopted family was awesome but it was a little challenging growing up the only person of colour in bumfuck, saskatchewan were minorities aren't really welcomed. It's not a very unique one I learned, though. You feel like you're the only one going through it and then when you grow up you meet so many more people who went through the same thing.
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Ha! I'm a biracial baby brought up by whitey too;p Sorry. My family is full of assholes. They make me say racist things. I wasn't in Saskatchewan tho - I can't even begin to imagine it. I was lucky enough to grow up in a culturally diverse area...even tho I was STILL just about as different as I could be, it wasn't bad like that....
ETA: Now that I think of it, it's kinda like they dumped me off here...they lived in more rural and racist areas before I came along and after I went away...hmmm....
and once more to say: And that's my REAL family, yo.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:46am
Koko - I agree - Team GoodGuys! And Congrats on the new job! I wrote you before to tell you that I sympathized with your situation - we both lost our jobs around the same time, and came on the d for laughs and cheering up. I lurked for quite awhile (that day crew is intimidating), but I just got a new job within the last few months and was happy to hear that you have too. Best of luck to you.
p.s. Speakit IS amazing
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
awww passionate.. it'll be alright. take your ambien and let it go.
Worry is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
Nite, BBB and Passionate. No worries, Passionate, we all rant about something sometime :)
Go to passion.com just to see the messes on live webcam. I'm out!
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
_Submitted by speakit on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:35am
I am not a hero, nor am I amazing. I'm just a woman. My strength came from three things.. God, my son, and the promise of something better.
No, I don't mind. I'm an open book, which isn't always the best thing.
My son is 16. No, I'm not in a relationship but I am in love with someone. No, he does not know how lucky he is.
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Speakit, you may not believe it but you ARE amazing. You chose yourself and your son over an intolerable situation and struck out into an uncertain future, facing the unknown. Very few people have that kind of courage. And if the person you're in love with doesn't realize how AMAZING you are (and lucky he is), then dump him and find someone worthy of you. You deserve it.
@catholicschoolgirl:
TEAM GOOD GUYS!!! even if they are notyour "type" at first, give it maybe a second chance. physical attraction fades, abusers usually stay abusers, and a guy who is sweet and will treat you great (without all that "i'm a princess b.s.) is worth looking closer!
mitted by speakit on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:26am. I would be majorly sad if I was allergic to cinnamon. :(
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His faves are cinnamon rolls. Anyway, I am feeling like a major asshole selfish & stuff bc he has asthma, sleep apnea, restless leg, scarred lungs, acid reflux, & arthritis. He doesn't do anything about it or research his own health & it's driving me CRAZY! I did vow in sickness & in health.
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Sorry to interrupt.I am taking an ambien & forgetting about everything I can't control. Good night.
Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:42am.
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hahaha.. I was born aggressive. But thanks for the thoughts and prayers. :)
Before I go, Speak you ain't happy, you know it. You wouldn't be so aggressive w/out provocation. Good thoughts & prayers to you, friend.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
i'm 32 and when i met the husbandat age 29 my life was in complete ruins (financially--thanks to other exes and mentally)...it was seriously a turn on to meet someone with technically a fourth grade education, from the trailer, who was self taught, chastized me for not paying my bills on time (in a nice way) and was more stable than any guy i had ever gone out with...bad boys i've met came from decent families and tried to downplay any family, money, education etc to play up their image...
Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:38am.
I'll get into this another time w/you. Bye beakers & Koko and even you Costa Rican frog avi.
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my poison dart frog is from costa rica? I didn't know that. I lernt sumpin.
IN CONCLUSION: as a fling--VERY HOT, GOOD SEX..relationship: restraining order and jail time etc
kokoskitten is sooo right here. Fuck the dumb, hot, bad boy, don't marry him!
@catholicschoolgirl
well first i have to admit the current husband grew up only have finished fourth grade , raised by a crazy mom in a trailer in new mexico...so he's not necessarily your regular good guy...alright (sorry) bad boy sex was better in my mind. and i think i always dated them because my parents were always very "we don't talk about anything" in this family so maybe i wanted to shock them? i did like the "looks" that other guys or girls would give the bad boy say when we went to the good old suburban block party...but they were ALL mentally unstable (i mean i'm crazy too but i admit it, i don't throw tables across the room to show it)...IN CONCLUSION: as a fling--VERY HOT, GOOD SEX..relationship: restraining order and jail time etc
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WOW Koko, so are you now in favor of the "good guys", after going through all of that?
I'll get into this another time w/you. Bye beakers & Koko and even you Costa Rican frog avi. The website is called AFF by Passion.com. Lots of assholes but if you seek a few months, you'll find him. Avoid the NYC chat room. Losers galore.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Submitted by Passionate on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:23am.
*rant*
Mr Passionate just found out he is allergic to dogs, cats, almonds, shellfish, dust, pitted fruit, corn, wheat, cinnamon.
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doesn't sound like a good week...good luck to your cat (snding very good thoughts) and watch out for that shellfish allergy...i've seen people's faces blow up seconds after eating it, scary
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:27am.
Damn Speakit, you're my hero. What an amazing story. I have about 1000 questions, if you don't mind. How old is your son? Are you dating or in a relationship with someone now? And if you are, do they realize how lucky they are? You're amazing.
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I am not a hero, nor am I amazing. I'm just a woman. My strength came from three things.. God, my son, and the promise of something better.
No, I don't mind. I'm an open book, which isn't always the best thing.
My son is 16. No, I'm not in a relationship but I am in love with someone. No, he does not know how lucky he is.
Submitted by BrangeBrangeBaby on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:26am.
I dunno if I have an alchy gene. I went through a period of lots of drinking in my early 20's, but that stopped when I got married and had kids. I have a glass of red on the weekend, but the rare times I do have drinks, it's about two and I'm done. Another thing maybe with growing up, I don't get drunk because I don't like feeling out of control. Boring, maybe, but it works for me.
Cats, do what I did. I actually found a younger guy from a certain website (they have webcam service) so no surprises. He's got a little kinko going on but so do I. He seems like a geek, is handsome (doesn't know it) and he makes big bucks. I'm finally set even though I have my own money (investments & inheritance). The ex bad boy ended up renting the apt. in my house but BF made him go away, finally.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
@catholicschoolgirl
well first i have to admit the current husband grew up only have finished fourth grade , raised by a crazy mom in a trailer in new mexico...so he's not necessarily your regular good guy...alright (sorry) bad boy sex was better in my mind. and i think i always dated them because my parents were always very "we don't talk about anything" in this family so maybe i wanted to shock them? i did like the "looks" that other guys or girls would give the bad boy say when we went to the good old suburban block party...but they were ALL mentally unstable (i mean i'm crazy too but i admit it, i don't throw tables across the room to show it)...IN CONCLUSION: as a fling--VERY HOT, GOOD SEX..relationship: restraining order and jail time etc
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:24am.
Haha, kokoskitten. Been there, done that. I was always with the bad boys, too and the ex hubby was the last one. He looked like Ralph Fiennes from the English Patient but had the personality of Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys, lol. Never. Again. Now what I think is hot is that the neighbour from across the street always shovels the driveway and sidewalk as soon as it snows. Pretty much every day he's out there every am doing it and to me that's HAWT. I dunno if it comes with getting older or from bad experiences
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Beakers - thanks for reinforcing that the good guys are better in the long run. I always wanted to go for the 'bad boys', but never had the guts (and then always wondered if the sex was as good as everyone claimed it was with a bad boy). Maybe good guys do win in the end.
Damn Speakit, you're my hero. What an amazing story. I have about 1000 questions, if you don't mind. How old is your son? Are you dating or in a relationship with someone now? And if you are, do they realize how lucky they are? You're amazing.
I would be majorly sad if I was allergic to cinnamon. :(
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:20am.
Just curious...did you get the alchy gene & nobody understood it?
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Haha, kokoskitten. Been there, done that. I was always with the bad boys, too and the ex hubby was the last one. He looked like Ralph Fiennes from the English Patient but had the personality of Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys, lol. Never. Again. Now what I think is hot is that the neighbour from across the street always shovels the driveway and sidewalk as soon as it snows. Pretty much every day he's out there every am doing it and to me that's HAWT. I dunno if it comes with getting older or from bad experiences.
*rant*
Mr Passionate just found out he is allergic to dogs, cats, almonds, shellfish, dust, pitted fruit, corn, wheat, cinnamon.
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"Submitted by liberal_hipster on Wed, 02/10/2010 - 12:35pm.
I have met Glenn face to face and I would be his Michelle Duggar. Honest to God, I would so I could outbreed you freaking idiots. And I don't even want kids."
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:11am.
@ speakit - I'm glad to hear you've moved on. It must have been really difficult - what did you do to get past the hurt?
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I wasn't hurt. Not at all. Didn't shed one tear for him. That's the God's honest truth.
I went through a year of hell with him. He was so insecure. I never had a car. I wanted one, after 14 years of faithful marriage, and I wanted to volunteer with my son. That was the beginning of the end. He turned into a controlling asshole. He was so afraid if I had any freedom, I'd leave him. It was just one bad thing after another after that. The day I packed my shit and left, I felt like I was paroled. I haven't missed him one day.
Love for a child is unconditonal. Love for a man is not. He killed the love I had for him so it was very easy to leave. Emotionally, it was easy. I'm more brawn than brain sometimes, so I just didn't really know how I'd make it, or if I would. I had nothing. But I did and I have, and I will.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:08am.
Ahh, it's no biggie. Not a current crisis type of thing. For some reason a Snooki post led to a discussion about native americans and I shared that I grew up interracially adopted. My adopted family was awesome but it was a little challenging growing up the only person of colour in bumfuck, saskatchewan were minorities aren't really welcomed. It's not a very unique one I learned, though. You feel like you're the only one going through it and then when you grow up you meet so many more people who went through the same thing.
Standards, shmandards. It's called playing a game. I used to vist La Trapeze in Manhattan back w/the ex. We are great friends today. We are both germ phobic, so of course nothing happened there but it was fun for us, 2 light eyed blonds being chased around the club by every asian couple there.
Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:14am.
i used to date all the guys who thought they were all that in the bad boy sense, hipsters, tattooed,sex club wannabe participants, every band knowing guys with no jobs who now that i look back were always cruel in some sense and not that cute--they just had charisma and a sense to spot out weak women...now i am with the exact opposite, well my husband (sweet, bookish, sarcastic without trying too hard, and polite, cat person and has had the same job for years)...no more bad boys for me ever
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Koko, I was just the opposite - dating the "good boys" I thought my family would approve of. So come on, for the sake of all of us who played it safe: what were the bad boys like? The sex had to be awesome, right? (Even if it wasn't please lie and tell me it was!).
i used to date all the guys who thought they were all that in the bad boy sense, hipsters, tattooed,sex club wannabe participants, every band knowing guys with no jobs who now that i look back were always cruel in some sense and not that cute--they just had charisma and a sense to spot out weak women...now i am with the exact opposite, well my husband (sweet, bookish, sarcastic without trying too hard, and polite, cat person and has had the same job for years)...no more bad boys for me ever!
@ speakit - I'm glad to hear you've moved on. It must have been really difficult - what did you do to get past the hurt?