Thursday, February 11th 2010

Afternoon Crumbs

I'm not sure if I should file Lady GaGa's latest look under "coagulated sperm" or "whitehead infestation (aka Cameron Diaz after eating a pizza) " - The Blemish

The chick from Fringe goes topless for Esquire, but it would've been much sexier if she wore a Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit - Egotastic!

Speaking of the Hoodie Footie Snuggle Suit, RiRi will be wearing one any day now - Just Jared

Kara Diowhateveryournameis, as a friend who cares (I'm crossing my finger) please stay fully clothed at all times - Hollywood Tuna

The Fatuation meets The Situation - Towleroad

Angelina Jolie's next piece (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Not since Imelda Marcos has there been someone with such a beautiful collection of footwear - Popsugar

Happy Chinese New Year from Fishsticks (who is Year of the Cunt) - Lainey Gossip

Bratty children in St. Barts beware, Ivanka Trump is waiting to attack - Hollywood Rag

Snooki is everywhere - Cityrag

Megan Fox's best work to date - Celebitchy

John Travolta is still at the bottom of the lacefront game. Does Beyonce give private lessons? - Holy Moly!

"So impressed with producers" is 2010's "gave everyone a blowjob" - Celebslam

RiRi's Rude Boy video barfed all over Beyonce and Alicia Keys - Popbytes

Personally, I'd rather Johnny Depp and Penny Cruz do a sequel to Blow - Socialite Life

Wheel of IVF BABIES!!! hosted by OctoCrazy - I'm Not Obsessed

Friday Nights Lights will go out after its fifth season - ICYDK

Posted by: Michael K


Disgusting yellow teett...

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Cake666's picture

It's probably some new STD mutation.

P.S. You don't get acne from eating pizza, it's genetics or hormone imbalance, FYI.

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For your health.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

Bleach those teeth IMMEDIATELY.

"Bleaching your teeth = destroying irreplaceable enamel. May look good but it fucks up your teefs!"

Actually, bleaching STRENGTHENS your teeth. I went to dental school & before I got knocked up & had to drop out(complications), I learned that bleaching does something to your enamel that actually makes it stronger. I bleached my teeth about 8 years ago & haven't had a cavity since.

That said, she needs to get to a dentist fast. Her teeth look gross.

Noelegy's picture

She's a Pearly Queen!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearly_Queen

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Wood Dragon's picture

Whatever it takes to hide that face of hers. That retarded twat gives ugly a whole new meaning.

onthefringe's picture

Lady GaGa is starting to grow on me (no, not like that). I still think her music is crap but I'm kinda liking what she is doing with costumes. I know it's been done before (Elton, Cher, etc.) but no one is doing quite what she is doing right now. At first I didn't really pay much attention to her but now I find I like seeing what she's come up with next.

Of course, tons of people commented on her teeth. People are clamoring after white teeth and it's becoming rather lemming-like. There is such a thing as tooth paint and I'm thinking she should have gone for a purple/pink shade to match her lipstick.

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For a minute there I thought that was Miley Cyrus after getting another record or movie deal.

mbar's picture

GaGa kinda looks like one of those sea-monster pirates from "Pirates of the Carribean".

Manimal5's picture

Kara= most boring Maxim shoot ever.

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

Way to draw attention to those White-Strips-needin' teefs, Lady Gag.

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by putas on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 5:34pm.

It must be so tiring for Ga ga to have to wear/try out all of these elaborate new costumes. She can't just run out and grab a dinner in normal clothes now. She has this OTT image and has to keep going. Fucking exhausting, really.
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SkyBitch's picture

Upon first glance, I thought this was Britney with her time-released Adderall exploded all over her face.

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"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."

peopleperson's picture

@brangebrangebaby

GP's persona is loathsome to me too but ironically I hear that she is a really nice person. She is also supposed to be smart and a polyglot. Go figure.

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peopleperson's picture

I like Gaga and her music (although I do not own it) but this look makes me want to barf.

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BrangeBrangeBaby's picture

I don't get Lainey. She must be on the take because all of my asian friends (who aren't busted in the face, Lainey kinda is) can't stand Gwyneth Paltrow. They think she's a poor watered down excuse of a bleach blond and always stress how uneducated she is. She disappoints them.

Don't You Worry Your Pretty Stripe-ed Head

Emeriesan's picture

She reminds me of the Mighty Boosh monster costumes.

http://blog.wfmu.org/.a/6a00d83451c29169e201157051c104970b-800wi

Well, at least Lady GaGa's teeth are yellow.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

i swear to god I thought that was Taylor Momsen.

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Cat Scratch's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri-KO34tpMU

The more Stefani Germonatta tries to be Lady Gaga the less Stefani Germonatta. Sad.

Zedrie's picture

Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 9:05pm.

I'm too lazy to read the comments in order to check and see if I am being redundant with my post. Forgive me if you've heard this one before...
Lady CaCa's outfit makes her teeth look yellow.
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I'm going to go out on a limb here and say her yellow teeth are the biggest reason her teeth look yellow! Haha
Not that the white is helping, but her teeth need a little (read: copious amounts) TLC.

Bowchickawawa's picture

I'm too lazy to read the comments in order to check and see if I am being redundant with my post. Forgive me if you've heard this one before...
Lady CaCa's outfit makes her teeth look yellow. I think she put this ensemble together so she wouldn't pull a Kate Moss and be photographed with coke smudges on her jeans. The scattered coke blends right in! She should have worn her eye-hiding sunglasses though. It's easy to see her big ole dilated pupils. Looks like someone's been locked in her bedroom listening to the Cure over and over again!

sonah22's picture

That white shit reminds me of cauliflower bumps from the posters at the free clinic. Blechh!

Winnyfranfran's picture

What is the deal with this Lady gaga person? Is he/she supposed to be a real artiste or something? She's a guy, right? And these ridiculous get-ups are performance art?

babybunny's picture

nice butter teefs there "Lady" Caca!!

The FNL news makes me sad, but I suppose I can take solace in the fact that we all thought it was going to be over after the 2nd season, and we got 3 more. It's a shame that more people didn't watch, because it is one of the best shows on television. I can't wait to see what the cast will do next...especially Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton. LOVE them!

Also, I am so over Lady Caca and her ridiculous costumes. Her 15 minutes have to be almost up, right?

guest's picture

that kara chicks legs look like noodles!!! where is the muscle tone????

TexnDoc's picture

That is the most repulsive look I've ever seen. Like pustules and blisters. Miss Herpes.

nonny's picture

Heres a link to CaCa's full fug outfit.

http://ca.eonline.com/photos/gallery.jsp?galleryUUID=233

Lovely tuck/cameltoe

zomay's picture

Lady kaka is starting to get the Britney Spears empty eye stare.

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de Cosmos's picture

Maggots

StickaCockinWoodyAllensMouth's picture

I really liked that look. It represented the mood of the snow storm of nyc yesterday. She reminded me of the cartoon snow of the new year man. Go Lady GaGa!!

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

jalynne's picture

Sing it CACA!

"You that we are living in a VENEREAL world and I am a VENEREAL WART"

Submitted by putas on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 5:34pm.
It must be so tiring for Ga ga to have to wear/try out all of these elaborate new costumes. She can't just run out and grab a dinner in normal clothes now. She has this OTT image and has to keep going. Fucking exhausting, really.
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I'm so tired of these ridiculous attention whore outfits.

joe shmoe's picture

I liked her duet with Elton at the Grammys; I've never really listened to her and I was surprised that she can actually sing pretty well without an auto-tune. But I also saw a pic of her greeting the Queen, with very subdued make-up and Oy!! Without all the camouflage, girl is ummmm..homely as a picket fence.

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PinkStripes's picture

No more white stuff for you Lady

Vermithrax's picture

It looks like some kind of Styrofoam-jellyfish-cottage cheese-afterbirth-type of thing.

M.E.'s picture

SkyBitch - LMFAO!

Zappy's picture

LMAO @ skybitch's daughter. Out of the mouth of babes. Adorable.

Hekki's picture

SkyBitch, I too, love to show my 5 year old daughter photos on this site (occasionally). She always has something honest and funny to say.

SkyBitch's picture

My 5-year old daughter just saw this picture and asked what all those beads were doing on her face. I said "She's just being silly.". Then she said "AND SHE DIDN'T BRUSH HER TEETH EITHER!". Ahahahahaha!

Then she asked "Why?" again. I said "It's just part of her costume.". Her reply: "Are those teeth part of her costume too???".

LMAO!

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Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 6:44pm.

Bleaching your teeth = destroying irreplaceable enamel. May look good but it fucks up your teefs!

I really think it will eventually be determined that bleaching has a deleterious effect on your teeth.

My feeling about uber-white teeth is this: If you can buy a pack of generic whitening strips for about ten bucks, nearly everyone has access to white teeth. If it's available to everyone, what's the appeal?

peopleperson's picture

Bleaching your teeth = destroying irreplaceable enamel. May look good but it fucks up your teefs!
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kanderso's picture

I'm very sad about FNL, but I'm glad it's had this many seasons. I didn't think it would...man, what a great show.

I love Kyle Chandler and Connie Britton and I hope those hot bitches have much success going forward...I want to see them in more stuff!

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Anonymous Q's picture

I'm guessing the white hat/veil thing is so white it's offsetting her teefs. They can't be that yellow or she wouldn't have any.

AnastasiaBeaverhousen's picture

Get that bitch some white strips or Rembrant pronto! Yuck! She should've spackled some of that white make up shit on her teeth too.

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Auntie Mame's picture

Dear CaCa,
Give it a rest. We get that you are all "artistic" and "avant guard". People will remember you for your music, not your stupid outfits. Didn't you learn ANYTHING from Elton??

"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)

It must be so tiring for Ga ga to have to wear/try out all of these elaborate new costumes. She can't just run out and grab a dinner in normal clothes now. She has this OTT image and has to keep going. Fucking exhausting, really.

It must be so tiring for Ga ga to have to wear/try out all of these elaborate new costumes. She can't just run out and grab a dinner in normal clothes now. She has this OTT image and has to keep going. Fucking exhausting, really.

Bossy's picture

@SpiceDong, hey, I see you're back again! Didn't recognize you without a risque picture/icon lol