This Is Art
If a teenage duckface from MySpace art directed a cover of a magazine, it would look just like Hailey Glassman's cover for Steppin' Out (aka Free Hobo Jack-Off Material Weekly).
Whoever says art takes time needs to get a gander at this (put a condom over your eye first), because I'm sure they only had 15-minutes to shoot this mess in the handicap bathroom of an Arby's off the interstate. Even though the night manager kept pounding on the door to hurry up, Hailey kept posing like Phoebe Price at Ralphs. Hailey is a professional.
As for what Hailey is wearing: panties (stylist's own, because Hailey's panties were previously occupied by a mysterious lump of something), scarf top (borrowed from a homeless man outside who only lent it to Hailey after she flashed her tits at him), snake arm band (a Glassman family heirloom), pleather gloves (bought from the gas station down the street), and ring (it's actually a disco ball rearview mirror charm also bought at the gas station down the street).
Not only does Jon Grosselin's former piece look like the epitome of a fucking lady on this shit, but during the interview she said his penis was "tiny."
Wait, Jon has a penis?!
And you better believe that Tina Fey's Vogue cover for March 2010 is going to come with the headline: "JUDGE THIS HATERS!" I mean, Anna Wintour knows what's good.
via HuffPo
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What a beautiful art:)
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What an angry, ugly piece of trash!
LOL i know "Steppin out" and i feel bad for her that she has to stoop this low. That magazine is only around in the NY and NJ area and it is FREE because it sucks. That means no money and it is the trashiest magazine ever. I have only seen the magazine around in niehborhood Pizzerias and on the streets. And the only people on the cover of the magazines are Wannabe Models or Porn Stars. It is also full of "Call Girl and Guy #s". Not a real step up for this idoit/Hoe.
LOL at the free VS thong!! Thanks for that Molly Mae.
She looks like a young Judith Light; originally from "Who's the Boss".
Hello 80's, will you stop coming back?
Also..NOSE.
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For your health.
They photoshopped an old jewish head onto this body?
I have that scarf. But I barely ever wear it with weight lifter gloves and panties.
One class act, no? Not surprised to hear her remark about the dinky size of Jon's love tool, that is so trashy and he so deserves it for ever going near someone who owns a snake arm band.
no wonder Kate was always such a bitch.
Nice body bad face, is what it should have said.
First of all, what in God's name is Steppin' Out? Whoever reads it and responds to this cover is tragically sad. And if a publicist throws this rag into the mix of their ability to get press...well...yikes. www.IMeanWhat.com
Submitted by TopTwitsBlog on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:35am.
Wait, what is she famous for again?
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Smushing her mug into a potted palm, for the literal meaning of "faceplant."
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Wait, what is she famous for again?
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Apparently his 3 inch dick was good enough when she was bumping & grinding on it.
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THATS whats been bugging me about this pic (among others) her dick nose
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
they couldve at least made her match...she looks like a scared chihuahua
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
She smells like Amy Fisher.
Ewww! I don't know what's more offensive, her lack of neck, or the name "Steppin' Out Magazine". Sounds like a super classy publication.
I guess they meant: "JUDGE THIS, HATERS" but ran out of budget to add a comma? Though "JUDGE THIS HATERS" pointing at her photoshopped belly is quite appropriate...
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i like how the arrow points to her body and not to her face.
she does look like a man, and good god i am so SICK of famewhores. GTFO, thanks.
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She looks like a man.
Well, at least she's into charity, seeing that she hired a visually challenged stylist from the lower echelons of the community.
What a skank.
Well, THIS hater has done been silenced! 'Cause there's just ... daaaamn NO words to express this fuckedupphotoshop glamour sho' nuff!
Streppin' out...Strokin' out...who would ever buy this mag oh wait maybe it's one of those free ones left by club entrances that nobody reads.
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That Li'l Honey has a "just say no to drugs" face.
wow...she really has that truck stop meth ho look down...I am sooo jealous!!! Where oh where can I get that Steppin' Out mag...it sounds like a pimp trade publication...her mama must be so proud!!
She has the body of a 20 year old and the face of a 45 year old.
Hailey has a face and body only Bret Michaels could love.
LOL! I play this dress-up game and you can design your own clothes (it's AWESOME) but they give you a bunch of pre-made cheeze to wear. There's this one guy who likes to dress-up the "dolls" as nekkid as possible. This here looks like his work, fersure.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 10:04pm.
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i, too, am questioning the validity of this 'stepping out' ragmag crap.
the whole scenario is crap, you got it. she, and that whole getup, is just subrate soft porn/comedy.
USA Judge Score: BIG FAT ZERO
Not enough liquor in my house for me to crawl on top of that.
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Um, whores...Excuse my beauty and all, but what exactly is "Steppin' Out Magazine"? For realz, I'm askin'...It's low rent skeezy porn, right? I mean, inside we see this broad eating poo and doing unspeakable things to midgets, right? Cuz otherwise....A face like dat do not a cover make... I'm just sayin'....
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Her parents should buy a case of Pappy Spears' Brand Instant Medicated Cheese Grits. Guauranteed to stop your grown ass kids from humiliating themselves (and you) with their poor life choices.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
i don't know if someone mentioned this before (i'm lazy) but in her classy interview she says jon gosselin is a whopping 3 inches...
So pathetic! It's even worse when you can see how they photo-shopped something that was clearly fucked around her bellybutton and tried to make her face look hotter by shading under her cheekbones. And what is with her undies!? They look like they had to have changed the color of them, what colorblind art designer picked this pink bullshit to go with the extra classy scarf top that instantly reminded me of Xtina from the old "Dirrty" days...?!
Major fail. Noah Cyrus is a less offensive hooker, at least she knows how to give face and work it!
I saw this on another site yesterday and was DYING for you to weigh in on this one MK. THANK YOU. Made my night babes!
I thought for sure the cover said either "Stonin' Out" or "Smokin' Out". Because some serious weed smoking/bong hitting can be the only logical reason that that cover exists.
Oh, and it looks like her stomach is a victim of the "Liquify" filter in Photoshop.
1. If you need to spackle THAT much pancake makeup over your stretchmarks, you just need to go ahead and cover that mess on up unless you plan on having B.Coop over for some Cundy O'Ling-Ling later. In which case, God bless.
2. That "top" she is wearing is NOT a scarf, it is a SNUGGIE a SNUGGIE a GOD DAMN SNUGGIE!!!!!!!!
One word from this hater who is going to judge: GROSS
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LMFAO!! Oh dont you worry I will! WTF how old is this hooker again?
I thought photoshop was to make you look good!
~Pamela~
This picture is a fucked-up mess...it looks like a joke picture where she just grabbed random shit out of a box and put it on in 30 seconds to win a prize or something.
Daddy's a plastic surgeon and couldn't fix this? He must be so proud! What I don't get about the world is we lose Alexander McQueen and this continues to exist!? RIP Alexander!!!
Bitch didn't even pay for that thong! Those are the free ones Victoria's Secret are handing out with a coupon they send you in the mail. LOL. I picked mine up last week, except I chose a non-skanky color. LOL
Here's what it looks like on a Victoria's Secret Angel:
http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/landing/01-25-10/OSPTYZZZZZZ/sub1...
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Sorry wtf with my computer triple posting things..
Submitted by kanderso on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 6:20pm.
and the trend is only getting worse.. I love the refusal to use their names. If we name them, they become REAL! lol
The synthetic fiber underwear is what really gets me. They look straight polyester. Oh, my.
She has the wary look on her face that hookers probably get as they climb into a car..."Is this guy the next Gary Ridgeway? Fuck it. I gotta get enough money for some Kools."
"steppin' out" - anyone even hear/seen this ragmag before in their life??? oh, and the best, "exclusivvvaaggganza!!!" they fucked up by leaving out some kind of potted plant prop. not hard to find, just borrow the wrecked bush the hobo pees in when he's barred from the gas station bathroom.
there are more interesting things to judge in my garbage can.
Props time: MK is a magician cause this post was much needed due to all our seriousness on DListed today. Thanks!
This girl is a skank with a capital "S"! Why is she even still in the spotlight? She certainly is riding that fame card as long as possible . She's only gotten this kind of publicity for riding that small dick, so maybe she should shut her twat mouth. She needs to hook up with John Mayer - since she apparently has no problem with revealing private details of her latest conquest.
She may have a tight stomach - but she has a "two bagger" kind of face! For those that don't get that : it's 2 bags over her head while fucking her , just in case one bag rips!
This has to be the most uncomfortable looking magazine cover I have ever seen. She can't even pretend like she's "hot". She's just...looks so so sad.
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You can't make this shit up!!
Funny!
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