Pamela Anderson Is Moving On Up!
It seems like it was just yesterday (it was practically yesterday) that Pamela Anderson was signing bottles of her perfume Malibu at Rite-Aid in Pennsylvania. So far that is the most glamorous event of 2010! But apparently, Rite-Aid isn't good enough for Pamela anymore, because she's now signing at SEARS! Well, smell HER! Actually.....don't, because I'm pretty sure the surgeon general issued a warning against that.
So if you happen to be getting an oil and filter change at any of these Sears, simply head on over to the perfume department, put on your Hazmat suit and present your receipt and perfume bottle to Pam. After she inspects it closely and punches a hole in it, she'll gladly sign it for you with a smile!
(Thanks to Tracy who wants everyone to know that she gets e-mails from Sears and will be first in line on Saturday)
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Egads, go away Pamela.
I agree with Kelly Ann. Having worked at company that had a contract with Sears, I can tell you for a fact that virtually everyone who has ever worked for Sears is a stupid effing moron who probably needs instructions on how to put underchonies on. And they're evil. Pamela Anderson can only improve the IQ.
Sears can go fuck itself with a treestump. I mean this in all seriousness. They've ruined my life.
I got a mention on dlisted. My parents are finally proud of me. Thanks, Michael K.!
See you guys on Saturday.
I know she's looking beat lately but is that really the best they could do with the promo shot? And could they not have photoshopped on some eyebrows? But then who would know it was her...
There's no reason for those eyebrows! I remember getting flack from a boyfriend in 1993 for saying she had clown brows on the cover of some magazine. 1993!!! He didn't like what he perceived as cattiness, it turned him off. Well, 17 years on he's ancient history but those tweezer-killed brows continue to endure!
Submitted by putas on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 8:02pm.
"This almost makes me as sad as seeing Jordan from NKOTB sitting at a collapsible card table literally in the middle of racks in some department store...and only 1-2 hugely obese women looming in the background, not even looking for an autograph."
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YES. You have captured my sentiment exactly, putas. (LMAO!)
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
I can't believe she's making an appearance in TOORANCE!! I live next to the Del Amo Mall...OMG...I must go see this skank sign her poop water.
Fun fact: Quentin Tarantino shot Jackie Brown at Del Amo....he shot it in the food court!
@blossumendrot: I agree that she does humanitarian/animal related good deeds but then turns around and lends her name to endorsing a STEAK House! ?????? As a lifelong vegetarian I don't know how you endorse animal products of any kind and front for PETA.
on t: eau de heaux (paraphrasing The Breakdown) sale at Sears: cum git yerz, hoorz!
'sup, Cake. Night crew sucks in that one often makes a point that 20-hundred day posters have already made, as in my case in the Lady Gag post down below. night-night ;*
*peeks in*
hi hos. im a daytime poster just sayin hi to the night crew.
Pam is one of the few Hollywoodians who use their fame for decent and humane causes. I'd rather buy from her than that fur hag jblow.... _______________________________________________
The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....A. Einstein.
so they finally bottled the
scent of a filthy greasy whore..
big deal.
yeah, thats right
At least she is trying to earn a living for herself and her kids, without milking some rich guy like others. For this I respect her.
Wow - Pam's hawking toilet water at Sears and Blohan's turning her nose up at attending an event for $150k...it's the end times people.
Sears? Oh well at least she isn't trying to hawk that crap out as high end like shitney, parasite, j-blow etc.
I just left Costa Mesa...should have canceled my flight NOT
If you throw in 5 extra bucks, I'm sure Pammy will give you a hand job.
How is she going to autograph a fragrance? Does she sign the bottle or the receipt or what? Anyway, like someone else said, at least she has a legit job.
An aromatic blend of Malibu flora and a wisp of Tommy Lee, Kid Rock and Rick Salomon ball sweat.
Someone please call the CDC. I don't think it's legal to spread diseases like that outside of Hollywood.
Pamela Anderson will be betty white in a few years....
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Tigerlilly and Aunt Mame ~
I beg to differ ladies, but the sales path for this shit ought to be:
Big Lots
Dollar Tree
7 Eleven
Flea Market
Highway Taco Stand
....and finally Federal Pen Gift Shop
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Submitted by beakers bitch on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 9:58pm.
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oh damn. thanks for the info beaker. well then, guess her next marketing stop options are walmart, cvs, KFC and the Sovereign Arena in Trenton.
(oh, also, Tigerlilly's 'dollarstore')
Pamela Anderson was hot when her liver was still healthy. Just my personal belief but once you fuck your liver up, it affects how you look on the outside as it is a vital organ you cannot live without. Drugs, alcohol and hepatitis C are killing hers.
I remember when she was pretty, back in the early 90s. She's so disgusting to look at now. She looks like she smells and is dirty. And this perfume thing is a joke. Bitch running out of money?
Not since "Get It, Girl!" featuring T_Cruise have I laughed so hard at an MK post. Please continue the coverage of this media blitz!
Goodbye, Cinzano...
Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 9:51pm.
but i damn well ain't buying any eu de toilette of hers. she needs to market something else; thinking an introspective memoir (married to a rocker w/ hep while raising kids). it's more interesting than some stupid cologne.
She already did it, sorta. She wrote a "fictional" story about a big boobed actress who marries a rocker. Bea Arthur read from it at her Comedy Central Roast....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21QNhzIac7g
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 9:33pm.
Next stop Dollar Tree.
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That's just rude...I believe it's Big Lots THEN Dollar Tree...and on to Quick Trip...Oh Pammy...it had to end like this...?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 9:41pm.
If Pammy swings by Quick Lube while I'm getting an oil change, MAYBE I will have her sign a can of Penzoil. Depends on my mood.
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HAFLOL. same here....depends on my mood. would not purposely stop anywhere to see her; but if she's in my area, then maybe i'd check the situation out.
but i damn well ain't buying any eu de toilette of hers. she needs to market something else; thinking an introspective memoir (married to a rocker w/ hep while raising kids). it's more interesting than some stupid cologne.
Damn, does anyone really remember the days when she was beautiful anymore??
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I'm your huckleberry...
Mike ~
I have: its the mens bathroom stall at LaGuardia.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 7:30pm.
Has anyone actually smelled her perfume?
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
If Pammy swings by Quick Lube while I'm getting an oil change, MAYBE I will have her sign a can of Penzoil. Depends on my mood.
Good Evening Dlisted Nite Crew ~
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Every dumbass celeb has a perfume:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_celebrity-endorsed_perfumes
Manimal5 perfume: Fartwaffle
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Next stop Dollar Tree.
"Well, it is very nice to meet ya'll motherfuckers an' ho's." Shanaynay (Shane Dawson)
Ya made it kid ... you're a star, in the big time, a contender, etc.
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THAT'S SAD THAT PAM IS PUSHIN CHEAP PERFUME NOW. BUT HEY IF IT PAYS THE BILLS IM ALL FOR IT!! I WOULD PUSH DEODORANT IF THEY PAID ME!! FUCKIN RECESSION!!
I didn't even know Sears still existed. There ain't one within miles and miles of me, I don't got no TV...I really thought they was done...Well, now that they peddlin' some STD juices in a bottle they may as well be..."Come C the softer side of Hep..." Yeah, no...and I don't want to smell that toxic mess either.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
It's possible that I can get to the South Coast Plaza on Saturday. I'll let you know how it goes MK.
Um, putas, do not hate on Candies.
My favorite part of this story is Tracy! You go, girl. LOL
Didn't Wards have a lunch counter?
Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/11/2010 - 8:23pm.
Zomay -- I'm in Chicago and Montgomery Ward's closed YEARS ago. What a crapfest that was.
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Indeed it was. Loungers and girdles.
Hey, a check's a check! IN THIS ECONOMY, I'd soooo walk my ass down to Sears and sign a few things if it'd bring more cash my way. At least she's keepin it legal.
i'm going to use this moment to say a nice thing: she is working AND hasn't produced any scandalous news lately either. (god knows we've got enough scandalous 'judge this' boneheads ready and willing to eye/brain/soul-screw us).
so, this is good for Pam.
Zomay -- I'm in Chicago and Montgomery Ward's closed YEARS ago. What a crapfest that was.
"Malibu," a tempting melange of Malibu sand, cocaine, unwashed ass & dried-up jizz, perfect for ladies who want to smell like a true California girl!
SKANK STOP!
Yoko
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Now this just makes me SAD. I never hated her, she seems sweet just.. has horrible taste. And she needs to cover up more, less makeup she'd look so much better and more fresh. Less harsh.
That said, didn't she get a big enough settlement from Tommy? And royalties from Bay Watch? Maybe she blew through her money already. This almost makes me as sad as seeing Jordan from NKOTB sitting at a collapsible card table literally in the middle of racks in some department store...and only 1-2 hugely obese women looming in the background, not even looking for an autograph.
All of these celeb' perfumes smell alike. Acrid or overly sweet, generic cheap perfume. They all smell like that cheap drug store perfume CANDIES or something.
ROFL!
Coma Caca!
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Cum see the softer side of Sears
I'm a perve, I was searching for the dog's penis.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.