A Haitian Baby Is Not Joining The Child Army At This Time
St. Angie Jo flew into Haiti earlier this week to meet with the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees, and to visit with Haitian children who were injured in the earthquake. You know, bless them with her greatness and such. Of course, some started saying that Angie was really in Haiti to do a little shopping. There was a report that she was planning to adopt an orphan. During an interview with CNN's Christiane Amanpour (CNN IS the new Access Hollywood), Angie was asked if that rumor was true.
Well, Maddox doesn't have to worry about clearing out his shoe closet to make room for another baby friend, because Angie said they were not in the market right now. But she also said that she's always open to adding another child to their "It's A Small World" familia.
Speaking of the child army, where in the damn world are the mysterious twin messiahs?! I feel like they are going to show up on the final episode of Lost. Because that's a question I need answered!
And here's St. Angie arriving in LAX yesterday from Haiti. No, there's not a baby in that backpack. I think.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 1:16am.
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Thank you for using the term 'facilitated', because I wouldn't have, and it couldn't be more appropriate.
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 1:08am.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 1:03am.
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Because people are desensitized and it takes a tragedy of large proportions to get their attention. The percentage of people doesn't matter. It's one hundred thousand plastered over every major news outlet, as opposed to a family of 4 that died in a house fire on the local news.
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Which is great for anybody in charge becuz they can ensure that we are looking in one direction while alternate tragedy is being facilitated in another...
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 1:03am.
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Because people are desensitized and it takes a tragedy of large proportions to get their attention. The percentage of people doesn't matter. It's one hundred thousand plastered over every major news outlet, as opposed to a family of 4 that died in a house fire on the local news.
Now, while I might also include that every life is an important life - in Haiti the population is almost 10 million. They lost 100,000. I'm not saying it's not tragic - it is. I just find it interesting that we choose to focus SO intensely on certain tragedies all the while ignoring others.
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CPG - the earthquake in Haiti is the largest natural disaster of our times, killing more people than the big tsunami & injuring many more. That's all. No big deal I guess. Move along people, nothing to see here.
CPG - the earthquake in Haiti is the largest natural disaster of our times, killing more people than the big tsunami & injuring many more. That's all. No big deal I guess. Move along people, nothing to see here.
I'm sorry about your kitty....
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:41am.
My kitty died....who care's about Angelina..:(
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....A. Einstein.
My friend is a nurse who is volunteering there and she said that the celebs showing up are a huge pain in the ass because they just get in the way of everyone trying to do actual work. They get reports on who is coming ahead of time and it's a nightmare.
And them coming without some sort of entourage is BS.
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My teenage angst has a body count!
I just doint get it. What is the big deal with Haiti? I mean everyone is acting as if somehow Haiti was the end-ll, be-all of all charity cases. They are all acting like this was the only disaster and poverty ridden country in the world. WTF. There are at least half a dozen serious disasters each year and most of them are in developing countries. As a matter of fact, there are about 4+ billion people in this world who live exactly like Haitians - more or less. so what the fuck is the deal with Haiti?
Anderson Cooper cant stop talking about it, Dr. Sanjay Gupta is stationed there permanently and has apparently made it his life career and then you got all these celeb-whores who, obviously for dubios motives, are concentrating all their efforts on this little stamp sized country as if there was nothing and no one else in need of serious help. Shit. Everyone is acting as if Haiti was the only country in need of help.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Boo to CNN for this crap.
Shame on CNN for giving this mediawhore the attention she craves. If anything, seeing this overpaid, over-privileged woman would make me want to change the channel. She truly makes me sick. . .
How many babies did she have in that big-ass bag?
I really resent this demented bitch. Seriously. She is so unreal. Behind all the lovey-doviness and philanthropic bullshit talk and self bravado she is harboring a dark, ugly secret. She is completely out of her demented mind.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Hey Miami:
Thanks for the comments re my twins theory. Are you actually corroborating that it's pretty much true?
Based on all the theories I'm reading here about why the twins never come out - maybe AJ went to Haiti to drop them off.
Okay, maybe not.
Freshfacestripper - sorry about your loss. : (
But when is she going to adopt Brad?
I doubt she'll adopt again untilshe and Brad break up, and then she'll grab a whole bunch.
Submitted by sushi on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:26am.
Let's see...last time she visited orphans from ravaged countries, she claimed her eating disorder was because of her visits to the starving.
Does this mean that we'll start seeing her hobbling because she decided to now become an amputee as well?
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Yep, and she's going to be an advocate for severe vertigo and parkinson's disease awareness because she'll develop the shakes.
I'm sorry, was that too much? My prayers go out to the Haitians and yes, I've donated a wad, but I have no love for slutalina whorlie.
Brad probably borrowed his balls back for a sec and said "NO MORE KIDS BITCH" then handed them back to her.
Let's see...last time she visited orphans from ravaged countries, she claimed her eating disorder was because of her visits to the starving.
Does this mean that we'll start seeing her hobbling because she decided to now become an amputee as well?
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Breakfast sounds yummy! I agree Angelina should make herself useful.
Submitted by Capitanne on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:57am.
My twin theory: Brad and Angie were hitting the skids after she insisted on adopting Pax right after Shiloh was born. Based on her rapid weight loss, Angie also started using again. One year after Shiloh is born - with four little kids running around - Angie's getting fertility treatments? She manufatured those twins a la Octomom to keep Brad tied to her apron strings indefinitely. However, since she's a malnourished drug addict there is probably something wrong with the twins.
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True that, Small Wonder! Together Blob 1 and Blob 2 are the new Jett Travolta.
LOL! I guess those 6 kids are sinking in just about now - she said "no" really super fast!
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I think think the twins are sickly and that is why we never see them
Maybe the twins are the ones controling the island on LOST. They made the plane crash.
MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL WHORE
MAKE ME BREAKFAST
WAFFLES EGGS BACON
AND HOLD THE DAMN COKE
Submitted by KD on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:44am.
The other day I heard someone talking about Haiti's relief efforts, and for some reason I was like "Quit sending relief workers to Hades! Rude!"
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Man that is pretty shitty of Angelina! All of those poor little Haitian kids saw her and started dreaming of a life of non-stop Cheetos and overpriced refugee clothes. Then she goes down there and doesn't even take ONE. Are Haitian babies not exotic enough?
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:09am.
Her hair is so gross scraggly and stringy. Girlfrien, get a hair cut and style.
I think she should return to this:
http://www.ahashare.com/uploads/images/145540.jpg
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I also think she should return to a blank screen.
"Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:54am.
the reason we never see blob two and blob three is because they came out BLACK!!!
*reports self*"
LOL! Snowy, you are wicked retaaaaaded! You know Morgan Freeman is the father of those babies!
*rereports Snowy for racism*
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Gah! The arrogance of this pair of twats! Dozens of people protecting them, huge entourage...I can't help but think all those people could be doing something actually helpful instead~
Her hair is so gross scraggly and stringy. Girlfrien, get a hair cut and style.
I think she should return to this:
http://www.ahashare.com/uploads/images/145540.jpg
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Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole.
What mole? Who said mole? I don't see a mole.
MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY!!!
Submitted by Miami on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:59am.
@Plec: Who is in your original Avatar?
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But beauty and styling have made him see the error of his ways. Either that, or this is his punishment.
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Angie's face is so SQUARE. She looks like a block with big puffy lips glued on.
Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:41am.
My kitty died....who care's about Angelina..:(
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Aw, sorry about your kitty {{{hugs}}}
I got a feeling those twins are "flawed", and not so useful when you want the paps to record your saintly, jet setting life style.
I mean, if those sprogs were healthy, Saint Angie would make those little blonde cherubs work the Ho-Stroll. Nothing is more adorable than TWINS! (TM), in matching designer outfits.*pukes into trash can*
They'd be giving little Suri a run for her money.
Actually, I think the TWINS! (TM), are working with the Iluminati in a secret underground bunker, planning world domination.
"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel
@Capitanne: You are almost spot on with the Angie comments. Although the twins appear normal, they have developmental issues.
@Plec: Who is in your original Avatar? It's so cool you can keep changing it, but hey, I am eating here. You have the latest Gag, er Gaga photo.
My twin theory: Brad and Angie were hitting the skids after she insisted on adopting Pax right after Shiloh was born. Based on her rapid weight loss, Angie also started using again. One year after Shiloh is born - with four little kids running around - Angie's getting fertility treatments? She manufatured those twins a la Octomom to keep Brad tied to her apron strings indefinitely. However, since she's a malnourished drug addict there is probably something wrong with the twins.
the reason we never see blob two and blob three is because they came out BLACK!!!
*reports self*
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freshfacestripper-real sorry about your kitty.
Did I stutter?
"I feel like they are going to show up on the final episode of Lost. " LMAO!!!
MK!!! ahahaahhahahaha
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:41am.
Sorry about your kitty. That's always so hard.
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Submitted by Miami on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:45am.
Christine Amanpour wasting her time talking to Angelina Jolie. What's wrong with this picture?
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Not, it's just right. They couldn't field MK's Boo because he'd end up in one of his schoolgirl giggly fits and St. Angie would've had to reach through the satellite feed to slap him.
Amanpour, on the other hand, is pure brass balls.
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Submitted by freshfacestripper on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:41am.
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I sowwy. That sucks :(
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Christine Amanpour wasting her time talking to Angelina Jolie. What's wrong with this picture?
The other day I heard someone talking about Haiti's relief efforts, and for some reason I was like "Quit sending relief workers to Hades! Rude!"