Karl Lagerfeld Always Knows The Right Thing To Say

Shortly after the news of Alexander McQueen's death broke, every celebrity with a Twitter account or publicist had something to say. The BBC compiled them all on one page, but let me shine a spotlight on Kunty Karl Lagerfeld's statement:

"I found his work very interesting and never banal. There was always some attraction to death, his designs were sometimes dehumanized. Who knows, perhaps after flirting with death too often, death attracts you."

WHAT DOES THIS MEEEEAN?! I never know whether Karl is talking from the bottom of his decrepit zombie heart organ, or if he's serving up another piping hot bowl of cuntness with a badly-whipped dollop of bitchery on top. I'm afraid that if that quote starts to make sense to me, my soul will forever belong to Karl. So I'll keep throwing him a side-eye.

And since we're all in a side-eye throwing mood, here's what Kirstie Alley had to say. She seems to think that Alexander McQueen just went to the corner store to pick up some donuts (she's always thinking about donuts):

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:11am.

Jacko in the houseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

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Submitted by hollywoodgossip on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 7:40am.

I dont know Who ?

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 10:40am.

@super-ette: I LOVE that "Drew" dress. So hot.

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Submitted by super-ette on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 7:11am.

McQueen was great. I have a recent InStyle (don't judge) - it has a retrospective of 100 looks and this one is Givenchy from 2001, but it's Givenchy by McQueen. I remember seeing this almost 10 years ago and wanting it:

http://www.instyle.com/instyle/package/general/photos/0,,20322779_203273...

I still want that outfit!

I know you all remember this dress from when Drew Barrymore wore it (I was one of its defenders!):

http://www.popbee.com/image/2009/07/alexander-mcqueen-resort-2010-collec...

Memorable looks. I love the feminine with the punk rock. Like Vivienne Westwood.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 6:44am.

I respect and admire anyone that goes agaınst the grain and that was certainly McQueen. Love hım or hate hım...

at least he was original.

RIP.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 1:40am.

Submitted by kylimayrow on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 1:36am.

He is right on the money..anyone who says that McQueen was someone who designed happy sweaters is greatly mistaken, maybe for the money shot but his true vision was dark as hell, the man had runways shows that praised a ritualistic /satanic dark undertone...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnMb6faHdbQ

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Did he design the pass/fail pants?!
Damn, I love those pants!
Not on me, of course - I'm a "fail" but when those pants pass, they pass hard!

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Submitted by kylimayrow on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 1:36am.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnMb6faHdbQ

Submitted by Whatever on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 1:14am.

Come back soon? wtf?

Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 12:17am.

Karl's rug is horrendous.

It's made from recycled Santa beards.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 12:00am.

Can we please stop hating on performance art? JEESH!
Performance art has nothing to do with these hos - they totally co-opted it to make all you people hate it.

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Submitted by speakit on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:57pm.

Submitted by sushi on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:17pm.

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ahahahaha

what? little "red" riding hood with her basket of goodies... NO. *waves finger* This is haute couture. Periwinkle and foie gras. *snaps in z formation*

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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:17pm.

A fucking men

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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:17pm.

Right. This was really breathtaking.

http://www.style.com/style/view/28/68/100066828.jpg

and this...what man wouldn't want to wear this?

http://thesmartstylist.com/mcqueensp09.jpg

Fashion is like performance art. A bunch of people sit in the front row watching skeletons model the craziest fucking shit and then pretend that they are so hip that they are the only ones who "get it."

Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:07pm.

And PS - McQueen's shit was shit.

Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:07pm.

I love Karl's moxy. Love that he says whatever the fuck he wants. And with all do respect MK - who the fuck are you to frown upon Karl's cuntery? Cunty kettle calling Karl out? As if.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:39pm.

Submitted by LASux on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:27pm.
Kirstie Alley can shove that Scientology Come Back Soon bullshcitt up her fat azz.
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Submitted by LASux on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:27pm.

Kirstie Alley can shove that Scientology Come Back Soon bullshcitt up her fat azz.

Submitted by mcnightmare on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:24pm.

But, I don't see where McQueen's designs were particularly dark, especially in recent years. I dunno. I was just looking at some of his ready to wear stuff last night--there was a cashmere sweater I'd slap Betty White for. He designed a lot of nice stuff. Karl is a mean jealous crazy old bitch.

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karl's another ho who needs to learn to keep his mouth shut, but - he's got a point.

mcqueen's fall collection had death all over it - decomposing bodies and the lot. he was stretching the boundaries of metamorphosis, for sure.

so lagerfeld is right, i think. but in stating it to the press, days after mcqueen's death, he's being his usual insensitive self.
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Submitted by nono on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 9:42pm.

His hair looks like a stretched out cotton ball placed onhis head.

Submitted by blackmamba82 on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 9:08pm.

This bitch needs to STFU and go suck on his tic tac meal. Alexander Mcqueen had more genius in his pinky finger than this shriveled up jackass

Submitted by super-ette on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 7:42pm.

I'm willing to give the old C the benefit of the doubt and say that this was just a poor choice of words. He should have just let things be after the first sentence.

Submitted by FritoDorito on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 7:27pm.

I never pay attention to what this fucker has to say. I'm too distracted by his turkey neck. That's right, he has a turkey neck, and that means he used to be a fat fuck too. Just because he's on a diet of lint and green tea does not mean that he has the right to be cunty. Methinks that he's just embarrassed about that extra skin and he's calling people fat as a distraction.
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Submitted by sjsmitty on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 7:22pm.

okidoki, have not gone through the posts but

"Who knows, perhaps after flirting with death too often, death attracts you."

sounds more like his/it's/that's thingy with being a friggen freaky ugly arsed corpse who is jealous for not being a zombie looking death 'hot' model..oh karl, du kannst nie schön sein!

i wonder what Mr.K and D.Versace have skinny-offs!

does that exist?

Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 6:37pm.

Go to hell Karl: you're the queen douche.

Submitted by Freak Speely on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 5:43pm.

Kirstie says "come back soon"...do scientologists believe in reincarnation or something?

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Submitted by tommyboy on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 4:40pm.

HI uncle karl its me!

think of sunglasses as portable eyeshadow

Submitted by snideychick on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 4:07pm.

Snideychick sez:

"..perhaps after flirting with death too often, death attracts you."

Well, Kunty Karl should know since he looks like death.

Submitted by lovethejared on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:20pm.

Alexander McQueen produced some of the most breathtakingly beautiful, whimsical designs ever in the history of fashion...karl is jealous, and although i admire his talent, we should be celebrating alexander's brilliance and not judging him...maybe karl knows he wouldn't look nearly as good in a kilt..rest in peace alexander...if there is a heaven, the angels will be draped in robes of flowers and tulle....bless you

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:54pm.

Submitted by original putas on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:49pm.
As much as I cant stand Karl, hes right. Number one he's in that world so he knows a lot more than we do about Mcqueen. Number 2 whatever we focus on thats POSSIBLE, (cause lets face it you can't grow wings and fly no matter how hard you focus) will hapen to you. Its an energy thing, I dont really know how it works but its true, I also felt the same way when Biggie smalls died. His last album had an imagery theme of him in a casket, the video was at a cemetary. Months later he was dead. Tupac also sang about death all the time.
Some people may say its all a physical manisfitation of the sub conscious. Beats me, but I really try to avoid the dark side. I'm tryin to stay alive baby.
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Submitted by misch on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:25pm.

Karl's hair looks like a Brillo pad. He needs to hire an assistant to carry around a mini-vac to catch all that falling wiry shit.

The only reason he's even marginally considered "the best" (which he is NOT), is because he's head of the HOUSE of Chanel. He is NOT Coco Chanel (may she rest in peace).

Karl is lashing out because one of the Tweeter Celebs said McQueen was the BEST designer. If you're the best, why would you care what some drunk and wasted celebutard said?

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:16pm.

Karl, shut the fuck up you empty, shallow, vapid bitch.

As for Kirstie, scienos believe in reincarnation?? Are you allowed to believe in whatever gets you through the day as long as you keep paying?

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Submitted by Caladonia on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:10pm.

Has Lohan commented on McQueen's death? She comments on every celebrity's death, whether she knew them or not. She also likes to be photographed crying right after a celeb dies, too.

Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:03pm.

As far as I know he uses dry shampoo to get his hair as white as it is. He always has white flakes on his shoulders. Looks like dandruff. Not really elegant, Karl!

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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:53pm.

I honestly don't understand why people pay any attention to these high fashion designers. Seriously. How many fucking times can you design a skirt? The shit on the runway isn't wearable unless your name is Lady Gaga.

Submitted by original putas on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:49pm.

As much as I cant stand Karl, hes right. Number one he's in that world so he knows a lot more than we do about Mcqueen. Number 2 whatever we focus on thats POSSIBLE, (cause lets face it you can't grow wings and fly no matter how hard you focus) will hapen to you. Its an energy thing, I dont really know how it works but its true, I also felt the same way when Biggie smalls died. His last album had an imagery theme of him in a casket, the video was at a cemetary. Months later he was dead. Tupac also sang about death all the time.
Some people may say its all a physical manisfitation of the sub conscious. Beats me, but I really try to avoid the dark side. I'm tryin to stay alive baby.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:45pm.

yea, no kidding... is it a wig? looks like a bleached brillow pad...
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"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:43pm.

Thanks for pointing out his hair.

I can't stop staring now.

Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:38pm.

I think I'm obsessed w/ Karl's hair. It's so.....so....OH!
Congrats, Jack!

Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:34pm.

*stands besides M.E naked*

BTW Karl needs a long ass NAP

Coma Caca!
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:30pm.

Bitches!! Lets wait for OP to celebrate Jack's new life!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:29pm.

Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:26pm.

my apologies.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:28pm.

Slutty, freaking HILARIOUS!
Jack, we should sign you up to be the next Bachelor

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Submitted by misch on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:27pm.

i thought that, too, die gweden (I can't spell German, sorry).