Wino's Crazy Cat Lady Days Are Over
Last month, one of Wino's friends told The Sun that they were afraid she had developed an unhealthy addiction to the scent of cat piss and the sight of saliva-dipped hair balls, because she couldn't stop collecting pussy. At the time, Wino had 11 cats and was thinking about getting more. Well, Wino's precious pussy friends must have not been that precious to her, because she has dumped all of their poor asses off at the shelter!
A source tells The Sun that since Wino can't even taken care of a pet rock, so of course she was having trouble taking care of 11 cats. Wino got rid of them before leaving for Jamaica on Monday. The source went on to say, "Amy was pretty upset about it because she loved them dearly, but she had to give them up. They were climbing all over the place, breeding and generally getting out of control."
So, let's see: they were scratching at the walls, fucking each other's orifices every second of the day, and generally acting crazy. Basically, they sound more well-behaved than Wino, so maybe she's the one who should've went to the damn shelter instead!
Poor pussies are probably sitting in a cold cell trying to shake off the crack smoke addiction they got from hanging around Wino's place all those months. Sad. There's not a Q-Tip big enough to ease their pain.
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yeah really, why not get them fixed before you bring them home? especially if you know you'll have quite a few? so many dogs and cats have to be put down because stupid people like this don't realize fixing their pets is a must.
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please "don't breed or buy while homeless animals die" and support animal shelters!
She never heard of having them fixed? Moron.
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:13pm.
"They were climbing all over the place, breeding and generally getting out of control."
Wow. Sounds like this place.
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OMFG. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
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Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:13pm.
"They were climbing all over the place, breeding and generally getting out of control."
Wow. Sounds like this place.
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OMFG. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
she did the right thing.
at least now they have a chance.
i adopted my dog and my cat from the animal shelter, so i think it is entirely possible that they will find good, loving homes.
certainly better than they'd ever have with amy winehouse.
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oh dear.
am i the only one who is glad she saw sense and gave them to a shelter? they will be re-homed to people who can take care of them, don't you think. there are alot of people who just lock the door and leave pets unattended in the home when they go off on holiday and the rspca has to be called to come break in and get them after weeks of neglect. then there are those who just abandon them somewhere and let them go stray. at least she didn't do that. i would have expected much less of her.
No excuses. People who abandon their pets because they've become "inconvenient" better be ready to be haunted to their greasy, scummy last breath. ________________________________________________
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Scumfuck bitch, this disgusts me more than the sight of her face itself.
Her music sucks, too. It's all ripped off melodies she doesn't even write and her voice gives me the urge for a gargling with an entire canister of salt and water.
Hmm, kind of like Caca, come to think of it...
that's why u fucking SPAY and NEUTER your animals. is she a moron? ohh wait this is amy were talking about
She and her abode must reek. *retch*
I really can't wait for Amys new album...oh wait...there won't be a new album since now she's going to Jamaica to get shitfaced.
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That's ok, Aniston will adopt them.
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For your health.
Submitted by Miami on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:14pm.
"@Granny: If you even have a degree it's obviously, not in psychology."
Miami, if you have a degree it's obviously not in English. I DO have a degree and it IS in psychology. Undergrad only, though. But enough about me! You were definitely making excuses for that useless bit of debris. Being an addict doesn't absolve Winehouse of her animal cruelty.
Submitted by RedWeatherTigerD on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:37pm.
Before this stoy, I always just thought she was a troubled, ugly pig. Now I realize she is a heartless, brainless, selfish pile of shit that deserves every crack sore she gets on her way to her fatal overdose.
That is exactly, word for word, what I was going to say.
*singing like in "Superman"* Can you read...my miiiiind?
well between Vadge (who I despise with my entire being), and Wino (a trainwreck but I still have a soft spot in my heart for her)...I think Vadge is a much worse "human" being, but Wino, for realz...I have 8 cats all rescues that take a whopping 10 minutes a day to feed, clean out pooty boxes, and then maybe love on for a half hour. Cats are so low maintenance...I just don't get it. Of course I don't have an addiction taking up my time, but geez louise, why abandon all of them at once...that seems very overboard. Have them watched by someone...but to take a chance on them living or dying in a shelter seems just too harsh. Hopefully SuBo will quit touring and adopt them all!
Before this stoy, I always just thought she was a troubled, ugly pig. Now I realize she is a heartless, brainless, selfish pile of shit that deserves every crack sore she gets on her way to her fatal overdose.
@Granny: If you even have a degree it's obviously, not in psychology.
At least she got the pussies to a shelter instead of letting them all die off while in Jamaica. Unlike some spoiled braindead hotel heiresses that I know. Yes I'm looking at you, Wonky!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Dear God, please forgive me but let this fucking waste of human life/air die today or tomorrow, would be nice on Sunday Valentines day, but I will take anyday.
I hate these motherfuckers who dont spay/neuter their pets, then leave it up to others to try and find homes for these poor kitties. They will go to shelters and then be euthanized you lame fucking crackhead, you deserve euthanization and not the easy kind....you need the gassing chamber. Fucking disgrace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ETA after reading a few comments, NO FUCKING EXCUSES, I used to be an active addict and will be an addict till I die, I just choose not to use today.
I never became a hoarder, in fact just the opposite, Im an animal rescuer/foster mom/volunteer in sheleters, whatever is needed Im there.
We all have issues, but you know the difference between right and wrong, I dont give a fuck how stoned or cracked the fuck out you are. THATS SUCH BULLSHIT!!!
Motherfucker needs to die ASAP!
Submitted by Miami on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:21pm.
"What AW did was wrong, and horrible. But if you know people with addiction you will know that she is off her face, and not in touch with reality. She didn't do it on purpose. I am not condoning her behavior or making excuses, but she is an addict, and that's what addicts do-fucked up shit."
Sounds like excuses to me,
Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:13pm.
"They were climbing all over the place, breeding and generally getting out of control."
Wow. Sounds like this place.
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I fucking HATE bitches that pull this shit. Take care of your pets or DON'T GET THEM, cunt-face. She's an irresponsible, Narcissistic hag.
What AW did was wrong, and horrible. But if you know people with addiction you will know that she is off her face, and not in touch with reality. She didn't do it on purpose. I am not condoning her behavior or making excuses, but she is an addict, and that's what addicts do-fucked up shit.
boy - it really frosts my niblets when i hear about nutjobs collecting pets (and children) without a single thought as to their care and wellbeing. Its all roses until the stink and shit piles up and voila!!! Pets are GONE... What is really scary is that these folks often have the same regard for children.....everything is disposable I guess.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
She did those cats a huge favor.
Mike -- I'm with you. She has now gone from being merely annoying to being totally hateful.
How can you have 11 pets that you claim to love and dump them off at the shelter? Bitch is always on vacation -- she obviously has enough money to pay someone to take care of her cats while she's gone. I hate this nasty, smelly excuse of a person. Fucking bitch.
I used to have this cracked-out neighbor who lived downstairs... She was really cute and friendly so she got away with A LOT before getting thrown out in the end. Anyway, she had this female black cat that was really smart. Once the cat had a litter of kittens and actually tried to move them next door because of all the craziness that went on at my neighbor's.
The girl just thought it was funny and never questioned her lifestyle...
As it turns out, the cat was much smarter than her.
Are they Petey's crack kitteh's?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:12pm.
FUCK! That's was my Crackpussy hook up! I'M FUCKIN' JONESIN' MAN!***********************************************************************************************
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I don't get the q-tip thing...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Hopefully the Wino connection made the cats more adoptable so they could get good homes.
Everything sounds better with "former high-class call girl" before it. - Michael K
Something tells me that the cats that were hauled away weren't the nastiest pussy in that house.
"Sad. There's not a Q-Tip big enough to ease their pain."
LMAO @ Michael K. WTF!! Has everyone used Q-Tips on cats in heat? Me and a group of friends got lit one night and one of them decided to run upstairs to get a Q-Tip to make the cat stfu since hot-boxing it wasn't working. Fuckin' crazy shit man...
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Mmm, now I have a craving for some Fried Feline!
wat tha fack
"They were climbing all over the place, breeding and generally getting out of control."
Wow. Sounds like this place.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
A pussy is a terrible thing to waste.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Poor pussies...just thrown away like yesterday's news...
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
She's tiring and boring.
bitch!!!!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:01pm.
I bet she gave them Feline AIDS.
I'm wondering if she gave me all away so she could truthfully say her pussy is the cleanest.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:54am.
Sounds like Amy's ready for motherhood
And Jacko is SINGLE!!!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Despicable.
While millions of working class Americans are stuggling to pay bills, put food on the table and keep their home, it does my heart good to see that Wino's life is nothing but a never ending party.
*rolls eyes*
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I bet she gave them Feline AIDS.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
So, are her cats gonna be with Pebbles in the Great Kitty Carrier for Celebrity Pets?
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Amy should be in a shelter getting deloused & fixed, girl reminds me of a walking scab.lol.
Did I stutter?
Submitted by mike on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:54am.
Sounds like Amy's ready for motherhood
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Heaven forbid. Don't even joke about a thing like that since this chick still has working ovaries.
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I'm a bilingual illiterate...I can't read in 2 languages. - Pet Shop Boys
Submitted by Zedrie on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:56am.
She gets a bunch of cats, treats them like a passing fad, no proper pet care like spaying and then dumps them when the novelty wears off?
Now I hate her.
Yeah, this is kind of her "Pete Doherty letting his kitten smoke crack" moment for me. I'm over her (not that I was ever really a fan).