What Vadge Wants....
200 villagers in Blantyre, Malawi will have to pack up all their belongings and move to another home after the government came knocking at their doors telling them they had to get the hell out to make way for Vadge's $15 million school for girls (aka The See, I Can Be Oprah Too Academy). For months, the villagers have refused to leave, but Vadge opened up her coin purse and dropped $115,00 on them to relocate.
The Lilongwe District Commissioner told the villagers: "Government allowed you to occupy this land because there was no project yet. But now that Madonna wants to build you a school you have to give way. You are lucky that Madonna has compensated you for your houses, gardens and trees."
One of the villagers said his family had lived on that plot of land for three generations, and the $1,500 Vadge put in his pocket is not nearly enough to replace his three houses and mango trees.
If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. I mean, I know Vadge is built like Colonel Miles, but DAMN! Couldn't she have trimmed Baby Jesus' allowance a bit, and given that extra cash to the villagers? Although, she could've gotten them to run for their lives without paying them a dime. All she would've had to do was put up a giant billboard featuring her unphotoshopped face near their houses. Scarevadge!
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Submitted by JPRX on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 5:22pm.
Maybe Baby Jesus can finish up his education there
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LMAO!
When you really think about it, Madonna and Baby Jesus, that moniker, is so goddamn insulting to Madge....I mean, do the two of them ever discuss it?!
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Maybe Baby Jesus can finish up his education there.
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So there is NO other piece of land anywhere in the vicinity that Madge could buy for the school? What a crock!
ihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateherihateher
oh my god..i hate her more than ever.
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If Vadge could ever be original ın her 'sıncerity' I mıght gıve her ass a pass.
But alas...hell to the naw!
EPIC FAIL!
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If bitch wants to help the needy, why doesn't she build a school back in that shit hole Pontiac, MI that she comes from. They could sure use the help.
That is true. If she really wanted to help people she would not be kicking people out of their homes.
Quit trying to be like Oprah. Old hag.
Children of the Corn XXXXXIIIII, starring Vadge.
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This can't be true. You would think she would as least pretend not to be a self-serving, self-righteous, land-snatching gargoyle.
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LOL. Totally.
Submitted by LASux on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 10:26pm.
Maybe she can get her new hometown MALAWAI to STOP Persecuting the 2 homosexuals that they have in Prison.
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Maybe she can get her new hometown MALAWAI to STOP Persecuting the 2 homosexuals that they have in Prison.
This can't be true. You would think she would as least pretend not to be a self-serving, self-righteous, land-snatching gargoyle.
You'd think with her spotty record over the last four years in Malawi, she'd try and distance herself from it. But not our Vadge. She just barrels through the countryside there, uprooting villages like the the corn in that picture. It really is a long way from fellating a water bottle on film to becoming Mother Africa.
Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 6:35pm.
C*nt. Straight up c*nt.
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I completely agree with you. There is no good deed being committed here. It's all for Vadge's own self gratification. Thankfully, we are able to see what's really going on behind the scenes of her "generosity" and we're not conned into believing that this bitch is doing something good for mankind.
I hope that karma really bites her in the ass for this. I hope that karma also finds Kanye West, Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Lopez, Oprah (that woman is full of shit) and all the rest of those spoiled celebretards that think that the seas should part for their vanity.
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C*nt. Straight up c*nt.
Grapes of Wrath anyone (Dust bowl relocation during the depression)? Trail of Tears (Our government forcibly removing native americans from their homes)? Rabbit Proof Fences (the british removing aboriginal children from their parents and making them go to school to become maids and butlers)?
Doing the wrong thing for what you believe is a just cause is still doing the WRONG thing.
Bitch Ipsa Locquiter (The bitch speaks for herself)
Submitted by peopleperson on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 3:24pm.
Actually, this whole situation has more to do with the high levels of corruption found in totalitarian regimes than American peeps playing monopoly in Africa...
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But when it is the acts of self-aggrandizing American celebs "doing good" that encourages governmental corruption then they are playing their part.
Good point...but does the good outweigh the bad.
It seems that Hairy Vadge Twat is trying to help and dealing with the corrupt gov't is only a stepping stone to the overall result.
Maybe by doing projects like this the people will realize that the local gov't can and should do more for them.
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If Angelina Jolie was doing that I'm sure there were an army of brangaloonies holding her back, but with Madonna I didn't see one positive comment. It's even more interesting that she has more money than Jolie.
So nobody likes her, even her loonies are nowhere in sight, and still bitch makes tons of millions each year. Talk about a freaking genius. a bitch one, but still.
Gloria Swanson at 80 looked better than Vadge does at 55.
A LOT better.
Submitted by peopleperson on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 3:50pm.
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 3:24pm.
Actually, this whole situation has more to do with the high levels of corruption found in totalitarian regimes than American peeps playing monopoly in Africa...
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But when it is the acts of self-aggrandizing American celebs "doing good" that encourages governmental corruption then they are playing their part.
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I have never said these celebs are not playing their part, however, I can guarantee you, had it not been Madonna the one to buy that land, it would have been some "important" member of the Armed forces of Malawi that needed extra room for his mistress' shoes... If the government of Malawi doesn't take care of their own, don't expect some ignorant celeb to do it for them.
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Submitted by BALLZ on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 3:47pm.
It's hard to say where it starts and where it ends though. Wherever there is a corrupt group in power, there is someone with some $ willing to pay to play. They just make it so easy for anyone with some coin to have their way with their poor freaking people. Sickening and sad on every level...
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Yup, they would sell their mothers to anyone for a quick dollar. Sadness all around.
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two great articles on the subject of celebrity colonialism:
http://www.colorlines.com/article.php?ID=197
http://www.spiked-online.com/index.php/site/printable/327/
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two great articles on the subject of celebrity colonialism:
http://www.colorlines.com/article.php?ID=197
http://www.spiked-online.com/index.php/site/printable/327/
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Submitted by Lory on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 3:24pm.
Actually, this whole situation has more to do with the high levels of corruption found in totalitarian regimes than American peeps playing monopoly in Africa...
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But when it is the acts of self-aggrandizing American celebs "doing good" that encourages governmental corruption then they are playing their part.
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I agree.
It's hard to say where it starts and where it ends though. Wherever there is a corrupt group in power, there is someone with some $ willing to pay to play. They just make it so easy for anyone with some coin to have their way with their poor freaking people. Sickening and sad on every level...
Submitted by Lory on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 3:24pm.
Actually, this whole situation has more to do with the high levels of corruption found in totalitarian regimes than American peeps playing monopoly in Africa...
Submitted by StewieGriffin on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:25pm.
Ever notice how she pops up in the news just in time to promote her crap? Whether it's having a baby, adopting a baby, dating a baby or destroying an entire village, IT knows no boundaries when it comes to shameless self promotion.
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Actually, this whole situation has more to do with the high levels of corruption found in totalitarian regimes than American peeps playing monopoly in Africa...
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Perhaps moments after this photo was taken, Madonna was ripped to shreds and eaten by the undead zombie lurking on the right and it just hasn't made the news yet. We can only hope the innocent ear of corn was spared.
Cultural imperialism at its best. I guess this twat subscribes to the White Man's Burden philosophy.
Too true...
Reeter on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 12:47pm.
No wonder so many people hate Americans.
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Are the girls who are getting kicked out of their homes and off their land going to get the opportunity to go to this school she's building?
How was David Banta's father greedy?
Oh come on, it's not like they are going to be left homeless. Those villagers have been offered other government land. I can bet you my lunch money that only a few peeps -if anyone- are really upset they leave that land behind. Some of those people must be getting greedy and want more that they've been offered. (David Banda's father anyone?) I know it is unpc because only rich people are greedy and poor people are all saints but shit like that happens all the time...
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Madonna is a self centered cunt...ugly on outside and uglier on the inside. To take away peoples livelihood for a school that she will more than likely never visit. She is a disgusting excuse for a human being...no talent, ugly nasty skank ho from hell who I regret ever liking...if she follows through with it and takes these peoples houses from them I hope with all my heart she rots in hell for eternity...I don't think I have to wish too hard...she is definately headed there....MADONNA YOU TRULY SUCK...
Why is THAT land being sold to her in the first place? Why isn't the government offering her an unpopulated area to buy? I read that the government of Malawi said they were going to develop the plot anyway but allowed them to stay in the meantime. If that is true then they should count themselves lucky to get something. Had it been bought by someone else say, another corrupt member of that government, they'd be on the street with nothing in their pockets before they could say Fifteen Hundred dollars... I know it sucks for those people but this is how those corrupt government work...
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Well, isn't it possible that this piece of land is the only bit that will support the stripper poles needed for the classrooms?
Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Michael K, great minds think alike.
I was thinking about Avatar too when I read this post.
The nerve of this bitch to tell people to get off their ancestral home so she can build a so-called school to promote that abomination of a religion- Kabbala.
It doesn't matter if the homes cost 50cents and 1500 bucks is the most money they will ever see. Again, the arrogance of a European/American to come to another country and force themselves on the people.
If bitch wants to help the needy, why doesn't she build a school back in that shit hole Pontiac, MI that she comes from. They could sure use the help.
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Michael K, great minds think alike.
I was thinking about Avatar too when I read this post.
The nerve of this bitch to tell people to get off their ancestral home so she can build a so-called school to promote that abomination of a religion- Kabbala.
It doesn't matter if the homes cost 50cents and 1500 bucks is the most money they will ever see. Again, the arrogance of a European/American to come to another country and force themselves on the people.
If bitch wants to help the needy, why doesn't she build a school back in that shit hole Pontiac, MI that she comes from. They could sure use the help.
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I saw a pic of her slipping her tongue done baby jesus throat this morning and the first thing I thought was " how the fuck does he do it"? I mean really I would be fucking throwing up if I had to dip my dick into some old hag like her. I mean really she is old enough to get the Dennys grand slam for half price on Tuesday for christ sake.
This has pushed me over the edge...so let's see...she's going to build some vanity school, most likely for children who are hand picked due to some connection, who will probably be indoctrinated in the shit that MADONNA finds important...there will be scandals and corruption, just like Oprahs' school...and, as if that's not bad enough, she is going to displace REAL people, disrupting their REAL lives...all so she has her f*cking school...just when I thought I couldn't hate her more...well, at least she's aging miserably and reluctantly...
d by Neverevenknewhim on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:15pm.
Hmmm....sounds funny. I'm not buying it! More info needed. She's got a shitload of money Their houses probably costs 50 cents anyway, and who the hell builds a house on land you don't own? If its true, they're lucky they got the $1500.
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in third world countries a lot of people do build their houses in land they don't own with cardboard and wood but you know they are probably worthless to you because your stupid ass never had to live in that extreme poverty, and if that land was worth anything you can bet your ass it would be guarded and no one could live there I HATE STUPID SELFISH FUCKING TOO RICH PEOPLE
just because we all have it easy in America where the gov pays your rent and gives your shelter doesn't mean other places have the same privileges there NO FUCKING places to get free food no supermarket leftovers to go eat ok? it pisses me off
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A vanity project for a vanity-obsessed whore. Maybe a lion will eat her bony ass.
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Submitted by azgirl on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 1:40pm.
Why don't they ever build schools for boys?
cause in Africa is harder for girls to go to school ussually they see the man as the provider
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I didn't like her in the 80's and I don't like her now.
The picture made me chuckle - reminded me of Children of the Corn for some reason. Must be the monster (err, Madonna).
@OBSESSA, you wrote it before I did. Fucking old ugly whore, she could go anywhere in Africa, she had to go to where people live and survive off of Mango trees, what a piece of shit.
ETA - Raul that was mean but funny as fuck. Sowwy.
oh yea, of course she has to zone that ONE AREA because Africa is just so massively populated with skyscrapers and townhomes.... forget the MASSIVE land area BEHIND the village.