Snook Is Naked
Remember those rumored naked pictures of Jersey Shore's Snookerpuss that you have been waiting to enjoy with a warm bottle of bacon lube? Well, fire up your genitals because one has arrived....maybe.
Radar, who has been googling "Snooki naked" non-stop for the past 48-hours, came across a website purely devoted to Snooki nudes. The evil doers who put up the website plan to release more for your enjoyment.
Radar believes the picture is real, because the background looks like Snooki's bedroom from pictures she's posted on her Twitter.
There's something off about this picture. Either Snooki used the same lens Paula Abdul used for her "Promise Of A New Day Video," or she's been eating a lot of deep fried pickles since this shit was taken. Although, Snooki does have the complexion of an overcooked hot dog like the ho in the picture above. Hmm..I'm not sure.
But I am sure that this picture belongs on (NSFW) Lurid Digs, because she didn't even try to clean up her damn bedroom! When are sluts going to learn to give us some ambiance. Romance us! While she was down there sticking her ass out, she could've picked up that nasty ass sock and threw it in the trash can.
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That's definitely her face and hair but either they photoshopped her FOPA right the hell off her or it's someone else's body altogether. It would have been nice to pick up the crusty tugging sock her man left on the floor.
This ho's legs look less sausage-y than Snooki's so I say faker!
But nıce orange Oompa Loompa attempt!
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Also a person that I would send a nudie too would never send it out and that's what makes it different (although there are some you would trust with your life and still would do it).
I don't think this girl is her. Not even for a second. She has a pretty face and most importantly, she's well-proportioned.
Also, she's not showing tit or pussy, and I'm pretty sure that's not the way Snook rolls.
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I mean, well, I don't see anything wrong with sending a picture to a boyfriend. And we know the girl was just put in the limelight. BUT, it wouldn't shock me if this was her....if that she did this all the time so.....but maybe she doesn't who knows.
If this is her though, then yes she has issues
people just make her out like she's like a flava flav chick and I just don't see her like those or a rock of love chick
I don't know why people pick on this girl. I understand the show is trashy, etc but.....I watched one episode and i thought the other girls were worse. Maybe the one episode wasn't enough. I've seen her flip off the camera but I think that was when she was booed. I saw her interviewed live for TMZ and she was very quiet. The guys were the ones that were obnoxious. So......i dunno
Is that a pickle under her bed?
That is probably her head on someone else's body. The arms look too long and thin.
I was watching some reruns and i gotta say her face shape,nose and features look nothing like snickers,anyway i will say something nice the girl really comes off as kind and harmless at the show.
what is everyones obsession with this troll doll?
"Snooky Nudes. Sponsored by Hoodie Footie Snuggie Suit."
Damn... clean your fuckin room snook.
Btw, before her orange ass was even famous, I always called my dog Snooki (bear) as a nickname.
Thanks for making my dog feel so ashamed that we had to change his nickname, fuckin Jersey whore.
Mmmm. Fried pickles. I like mine deep fried hamburger chips instead of spears. Every time I see that word, spears, I of course think of Brit. She should have a restaurant that features "Britney Spears" deep fried pickles as an appetizer.
That is not the Snooki I know and love. Where's the poof and poochy tummy? Why no alcoholic beverages in the frame? Imposter.
Putas that's EXACTLY what i was thinking when I saw this.
At least put a fucking bed skirt on your jank ass metal bed frame, dang!
WHY WHY WHY do people over tan I can't figure it out....
The cum tissue next to the bed adds a nice touch.
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So ghetto.. where's your dust ruffle, girl?
Why do these homemade whores insist on posing in their cheaply appointed bathrooms (curtains half open, jumble of Sauve products on display, bras drying over the towel rack..) or cluttered bedrooms creepily decorated like they're still 12? Go the extra mile and tidy shit up if you insist on the organic homegrown photo shoot. It's just good manners.
Submitted by Erika_Leigh on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 6:35pm.
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The Troll/hobbit/oompa loompa hybrid bit made me laugh so hard I nearly choked.
But in seriousness I am so sick of seeing orange women. Oh so very very sick. They keep applying this crap to their skin and it makes them look terrible. Their skin becomes the shade of a dirty carrot. Awful.
Not only does it look bad but it rubs off on everything! It gets everywhere! Women (and some men) these days are like cheetos. Imagine if people were still sporting that late 80s/early 90s hair that was teased up and they had that orange shit on them... they'd be the cheetos puffs. Now picture those ladies from that same era that had way too much hair spray and their hair was crunchy... they'd be the crunchy cheetos.
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I doubt she's that thin but maybe it's just that her boobs are too big and she is waaaaayyy to short that make her have the proportions of a troll/hobbit/oompa loompa hybrid
She looks 'shopped. Thinner than currently.
I could do Snooki...of course I'd hate myself in the morning...unless I do her in the afternoon. Hmmmm.
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I'd believe that's her room, that shit is as scuzzy as she is. Please was anyone really surprised by this? I doubt it. It's not like Snooks screams class out the ass or nothing.
Look at the trash on the floor and she doesn't have a bedspread or bedskirt that reaches the floor. Low rent.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 5:37pm.
like posh spice, except snooki was less successful.
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In my mind, that's what she looked like BEFORE she had an eating disorder...which would make her the polar opposite of posh....is what i'm thinking....
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 5:37pm.
like posh spice, except snooki was less successful.
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No thanks. Not going to click on anything.
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Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 3:50pm.
on my phone that looks nothing
like snooks!
Its from when she had an eating disorder!! : (
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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 5:05pm.
Bachelor # 1 on Page 6 is pretty yummy though.
VERY NSFW !!!! :D http://www.luriddigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lurid_digs.jpg
however .. the room is pretty atrocious though. and deduct major points for comic book collectibles. I'm just going to pretend that's not HIS room.
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This site is too random and funny. Unless these guys all have timers on their cameras, someone is actually taking there with them taking these pictures. A few you can tell they took themselves but the rest, someone is really there witnessing
"Whoever that is, looks like a hot dog with hair on it."
I 100% agree with above statement.
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For your health.
Whoever that is, looks like a hot dog with hair on it.
Bachelor # 1 on Page 6 is pretty yummy though.
VERY NSFW !!!! :D http://www.luriddigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/lurid_digs.jpg
however .. the room is pretty atrocious though. and deduct major points for comic book collectibles. I'm just going to pretend that's not HIS room.
If it weren't for the super-long neck, I'd believe it. It has the abuelita fingers and high waist of the real Snooki. But I KNOW her neck isn't that long.
You mean one of those highly refined & genteel ladies of Jersey Shore had naked photos taken of herself? This is unbelieveable! Heavens preserve us!
I'm surprised one of those sluts hasn't been arrested for giving handjobs for rent money in some dark alleyway. They should rename that show "SKANKS-A-PLENTY"...
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Is that a dirty sock crumpled up in the floor?
I mean don't get me wrong, being nekkid on all fours while resting your hand against the metal mattress frame is just classy. Really sophisticated shit here, sister, but the dirty laundry basket and the dirty sock that probably has semen in it is fan-fukken-tastic!
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 3:50pm.
on my phone that looks nothing
like snooks!
Its from when she had an eating disorder!! : (
*sigh*
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hmmm the fingers and arms look ugly and stubby just like snickers' but..no way..
Not too shabby. Seriously, she's not bad.
Give me back my goddamn HELMET!
*voms*
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Stupid. I love me some Snookie but she never had and never will have that body, period.
Oh my gosh, that Lurid Digs site is hilarious! The authors are fantastic. I could do without all of the porn advertising though. Shame.
I think the funniest part though, was I'm scrolling through and reading, and all of the images are porn, porn, cock, porn, blowjob, blowjob, cock, porn, blowjob, then... Amy Sedaris looking adorable and perky in a 50's dress on the cover of her cookbook. Ahahha. Excellent advertisement placement.
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I think that's Snooks about 40 pounds and 12 layers of orange ago. And no poof either.
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AHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA who posted Lurid Digs?!?!
I LOVE THAT SICK SITE!!! It's like Better Homes & Gardens on crack.
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After the initial shock of that guy hanging by his balls wears off, the commentary on that Lurid Digs site is pretty funny.
Lurid Digs disturbed the hell out of me.
( I know. I know. I shouldn't have clicked)
More than I ever wanted to fucking know about what people really do in the privacy of their own homes.
I should have known better than to click on that link.