Kate Major Says Jon Gosselin Is Hung Like A Shrew Mouse
During Hailey Glassman's interview with the prestigious Steppin' Out...Of The Port-A-Potty At A Warrant Concert Magazine, she said that her ex-boyfriend Jon Grosselin is "hung like a 9-year-old boy" and his peen is about 3 inches long. Kate Major, who also took a ride on Jon's button mushroom, co-signs Hailey's claim to Life & Style Magazine. Yes, it has come to this. We are talking in detail about Jon Gosselin's dick. Do you think it's too late for me to sign-up for classes at DeVry?
Anyababyhamstercoulddeepthroatjon, Kate says, "Jon was pretty boring and nothing exciting. I'm surprised he's so 'cocky' because down there he's not." Kate also said that she and Hailey would laugh about Jon's dick all the time.
Okay, Jon might have a dick that looks like half a piece of canned baby corn that has been left by the side of the road and pecked at by pigeons, but those two dumb bitches licked on it numerous times! Their clits had sword fights with Jon's fetus dick (and their clits won) plenty of times! So who is the small penis now?
And do you think sucking on Jon's dick is like sucking on one Bai Ling's nipples? On that note, I'm off to DeVry.com!
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Ugh. Just ugh all around.
It's so nice to know that in America in the year 2010, we have such refined, modest and lovely young ladies.
Doesn't surprise me one bit!!!!!!!!!!!
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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
R.I.P. my baby dog (avatar).
What a ridiculous way to get your name in the media, trashing an ex for having a little dick. If she really had a problem with it and if she really found him so "boring" then why was she photographed with him so many times looking like she was all proud of herself? Only the biggest losers talk shit about their exes like this because only the most pathetic, insecure people will go out with someone they might not even like in an effort to fit in or appear happy. It's a 13 year old girl's idea of how to appear happy and successful, to date some idiot and then later on talk about what an idiot he or she was.
oh come on get your facts straight people.
Kate Gosselin had a side meeting with TLC that the only way she would do Jon & Kate Plus * was if Jon went in for a Jon MINUS one dick.
Jon went under the knife in a dickechtomy, and they removed about 6 inches of viable peen. That left him with the little toadstool top & a stumpy stem.
Jon got paid about 2 mill to endure that procedure, but Haley blew thru the money...literally.....in a about 3 months.
That is low class for those girls to say that. I mean his kids could find this on the Internet one day.
These are seriously low class girls.
What Dominique said. If it was so small, what was she doing with it for all that time? What does it say about you if you discover it's a tinymeat and you STAY FOR MORE? It can't be that bad, then, can it? It's like saying your dessert tastes like diarrhea, but you keep eating it. Hello!
I once encountered a noticeably small peen and I did go along for the ride because the boy was awfully nice to me, but I did not repeat the encounter. We're still friendly, BTW. Ironically, he's a shrink (ha ha) now!
OK, it is hilarious that a fat broke Korean isn't afraid to stick his wee little dingle into every trashy famewhore he can find (and then steals their money - hee hee.)
But there are EIGHT CHILDREN involved - at least two of whom are reading this stuff - while their hell bitch of a mother is getting extensions and pedicures with the money she steals from THEM. sad
That's ok, I prefer dicks, which some Asian chicks have, so we're both happy, YAY.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Submitted by Cake666 on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 4:06am.
Nope, just prefer Asian chicks
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 4:03am.
Submitted by Cake666 on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 3:59am.
Once you go Asian you never go back!...Oh wait that's only a saying if you're a 12 year old boy who loves hentai..otherwise: OMG SMALL DICK, WE KNOW.
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No, once you go Asian you never go Caucasian.
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Is it because your twat hole shrunk to pedophile size?
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Submitted by Cake666 on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 3:59am.
Once you go Asian you never go back!...Oh wait that's only a saying if you're a 12 year old boy who loves hentai..otherwise: OMG SMALL DICK, WE KNOW.
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No, once you go Asian you never go Caucasian.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Once you go Asian you never go back!...Oh wait that's only a saying if you're a 12 year old boy who loves hentai..otherwise: OMG SMALL DICK, WE KNOW.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Remember Rob Lowe in St. Elmo's fire, when he kept visiting his old frat house at his old college even when he was ready for the AARP because he just couldn't let go of his youth?
See pic above.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by peopleperson on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 2:44am.
Ugh.
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Ly... ugh ly... come on, I know it's late but don't be lazy. you can finish a whole word.
Ugh.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Submitted by Zonko on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:13pm.
http://www.cracked.com/article_18404_6-shockingly-evil-things-babies-are...
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
http://nakedsnooki.com/
He probably is hung like a guppy. Wish his annoying fat rear was out of the news.
...yeah, I puked a little on me keebored typing that shit urrghgh
He's just a love machine and he won't work for nobody but you
He, he, he's just a love machine .............. A hugging kissing fiend! ...
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 12:51am.
Submitted by Italics on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 12:47am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:21pm.
I'm not surprised at all, every time I hear her voice my cock hides behind my balls.
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Hmmm, if you can make it reappear on command and are willing to relocate to Amsterdam’s red light district - I can make you a star!
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Can't quite do that yet, but I'm typing with it.
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Don't make me hold your hand! ;)
Now stop dawdling and get back to training!
Submitted by Italics on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 12:47am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:21pm.
I'm not surprised at all, every time I hear her voice my cock hides behind my balls.
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Hmmm, if you can make it reappear on command and are willing to relocate to Amsterdam’s red light district - I can make you a star!
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Can't quite do that yet, but I'm typing with it.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:21pm.
I'm not surprised at all, every time I hear her voice my cock hides behind my balls.
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Hmmm, if you can make it reappear on command and are willing to relocate to Amsterdam’s red light district - I can make you a star!
OH MY GOD. Really? Are you kidding? If y'all could see my face right now, you'd see the absence of any surprise whatsoever.
You know what? The fact that his dick is little (on top of everything else that's wrong with this guy) doesn't make you look cool.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
This guy is a lower-rent Greasy Bear.
That is not good.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Not only is his peen a charter member of the "Missing in Action" club but that bald spot on the back of his head is starting to resemble an entire continent.
And funny isn't it that he basically ran away and joined to circus in order to avoid admitting that he was middle aged, while in the meantime he's physically aged himself by 10-20 years over the past year. Irony at it's finest.
As utterly GROSS as the image is of Jon's "peen," it's pretty fricken hilarious that these women have managed to pay him back for his lousy treatment of them. I guess his feet are far bigger than the rest of him, eh? Karma - SUCH a beyatch!
To TrashyWilma: You see it too!!! Well... not the penis...
God I can't stand this fat ass. He is an arrogant bastard. So glad the Court shut him down regarding his contract with TLC, and who are these dumb women he is able get? Ladies, if you want to date a celebrity, this piece of trash isn't it.
I'm not surprised at all, every time I hear her voice my cock hides behind my balls.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Genny, you avie stealer you!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Questions. The first time he ever revealed his manliness to them why did they fuck him if he's so pathetically small? Why not make your excuses and go? Did they both love the guy that much to go on sleeping with him knowing it's not ever going to be doing anything for them personally?
What did they do? Use a vibrator to finish off? Cheat with the gardener? Cry quietly into their pillows aferwards? Do an Academy Award winning fake orgasm and tell him what a stud he was so he continues to believe he's really hitting it? What was going on with the whole dissatisfaction with the sex issue? And what else did he have to offer besides the bad sex? Did he hypnotize them with his fine words and swagger? They're just making themselves look crazy...I'm willing to bet he made them tell him during sex he had a big dick (I'm guessing men with very small ones would)..and they both did. They co-signed.
Anyway I don't think many people would be shocked to find out that Jon on top of being a douchbag has an little, bitty, dicky. Aw.
MK: "Do you think it's too late for me to sign-up for classes at DeVry?"
THAT
IS
BRILLIANT!!!!
I just fired a woman who misrepresented her pm and business school credentials when I found out bitch went to DeVry. Pre-internet they used to advertise during shows like "Geraldo" and at 4am in the morning so the parolees watching could get "certificates" & "degrees" for ten minutes worth of classes. Shit ain't changed if the woman I canned is any indication.
"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader, the cultured and fascinating liar..." (Spaghedeity)
*not having the avie convo again*
didnt know you were using it, i dont keep track of pictures ppl use etc etc
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
http://nakedsnooki.com/
Hey Genny18,
What's up with ripping off my avitar ?
This has to be the funniest shit I've read in a long time. OWNED MF-er!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
I guarantee you this moron will be on the next installment of "Celebrity Fit Club."
Jon dresses like his 5-year-old sons. It's disturbing.
Also, Kate was unable to get pregnant by natural means. Perhaps his schlong is too small to even penetrate.
I can't believe those cunts would say such private things like that. Just proves what nasty trash hoes they are.
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Are you stalking me? Cause that'd be super.
no wonder he and (the first) kate needed help having kids. he apparently can't get it in far enough
Submitted by kittymuffin on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 9:05pm.
Amen sista!
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
http://nakedsnooki.com/
It would be funny for him to come back and say that the too of them are such fucking whores that their snatches smelled like the local fish market and were cavernous.
It appears that Khate was the best thing that ever happened to this guy, and that is pitiful.
Ohhhhh. Kate Major is not Kate Gosselin. I get it... I was so confused, thinking it was a nickname like Sgt. Kate or something - and I couldn't figure out why the hell Kate would have been chatting with Hailey - and about Jon's penis no less!
Submitted by Genny18 on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 8:52pm.
kitty, you wouldve hated my high school, thats all everyone wore....*vomits*
outcasts FTW!!
and yeah he's a fat box
HAHAHAHA !
if he had a Jon Grosselin peen and wore abercrombie good riddance
He's a real piece of shit, but you only look like a jealous ex penis talk or you just look like a loser for having sexy times with the small dick in the first place. Not to mention he is fucking ugly and fat and a douche, so even if he had a big dick you are still a fucking piece of trash for fucking him.
...Eek-a-mouse!
I just wanna throw Jon down the bobsled run without a sled.
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