Friday, February 12th 2010
Kellan Lutz Is In A Tree
After playing with his dogs at a park in Van Nuys, CA today, Kellan Lutz curled up with a good book (titled: A**hole.ol.o.gy) in a tree. Yes, homeboy jumped up into a tree to read a book. The hell? Does he think he's in a Merchant Ivory movie? Does he think he's Tom Sawyer or some shit?
How can he focus on reading when there's a piece of wood rubbing against your culo. Since I put it that way, maybe I should take a tip from Kellan and read all my Jackie Collins novels in a tree.
And real talk, you know Kellan only climbed into the tree to get away from crazed, slobbery Twitards.
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Wow looks handsome
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Weird. Apparently he wants to be the other vampire ...
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All I know is that he can sit on my log any day, any time.
I'm really not that surprised that meathead knows how to read. He's probably practicing his lines for the next photo op.
I dunno ... he would've looked much better if he'd also worn a straw hat, striped pants and a cravat.
It's kind of cool he is reading my book. No joke.
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We also strongly suspect that one reason for Kellan's being in the park is to troll for some appropriate sizemeat to pack her hungry and experienced fudge-hole!
We also strongly suspect that one reason for Kellan's being in the park is to troll for some appropriate sizemeat to pack her hungry and experienced fudge-hole!
Kellan is a very hot looking homosexual.
She recalls memories of another gorgeous Hollywood Mary of eons gone by: Tab Hunter!
The next time I have photogs following me and I want "time alone" I will climb a tree also...maybe I can read the Twilight books and wonder why anybody cares?
There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you.
I seriously do not get the appeal of this guy, looks like he has down syndrome
Wait..who? and Why? and...WTF?
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For your health.
I wouldn't fuck with this guy. Anyone over 6 feet and packing muscles would eat you up. Godspeed, however.
Oh man, I kind of like this meat head vampire now. Playing with his dog and reading in a tree at a regular park on a regular day....Kudos to his PR hack if this shit is staged <3
What an annoying twat..photo op....another fame whore wannabe this boymans career will be over in 10 years after the twilight bull disappears. He was like on that tree for like 1.5 seconds to 'read'
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:15pm.
He's gonna fall right out of that tree when Sam I Am eats the Green Eggs and Ham.
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hahahahaha
He is trying very, very hard for a kind of "I am James Dean, I just left The Actors Studio, I am studying my lines" kind of vibe.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Mani, I think the book he's reading is "Not All Dumb Blondes Are Women" by Anya Rism
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I think he picked the book not for it's intellectual content, but purely because it matched his shoes for the photo op.
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I think the book he's reading is "Not All Dumb Blondes Are Women" by Anya Rism
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he's so sexy but can he read? bonus points if he can.
Submitted by HoityToity on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 11:00pm....
Guilty as charged!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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He's gonna fall right out of that tree when Sam I Am eats the Green Eggs and Ham.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Ugh...new observation. This thing isn't wearing man jewelry. He is listening to music AND reading a book AND walking his dogs AND modeling on a tree AND looking around AND pretending he doesn't see the cameras AND is gay as a rainbow AND yes he looks like his dog AND yes I'd kick his annoying doink outta my bed...shit, I'd sick Tammie Brown on his ass.
Tammie Brown:
http://www.dlisted.com/files/tammiebrownhotslutday1.jpg
None of you hos would kick him out of your beds and you know it. So stop with the green eyed fuckery! The young man IS a hottie!
This is so staged and super gay...like 'get a shot of me looking uber cashz with a rockin' necklace, strollin' in the park...I'm hot right?'...'Oh and get a shot of the intellectual side of me reading a book...IN A TREE NO LESS...that shot will be so cool'...We can make the next shot look spontaneous while I frolick with these dogs I can't really stand because they smell...Got the shot??? Hetero shots and all, right? Good.... I'm exhausted. I think I'll go home and take a nap then troll Craig's list for some fresh ass. Thanks, guys....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What he's reading: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers sticker book - Kow Pow 2010.
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He's cute, but I think he's got gayface.
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Is he wearing a necklace? I hate man jewelry unless it's on a rockstar or Johnny Depp.
Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 9:54pm.
I don't know who the fuck this if.
What I do know: the icon for the Warning: Gruesome Video Footage on
Ha!! I usually don't even notice those ads anymore...but now that you mention it it is pretty gross. *stares at how to fuck ad*
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I don't know who the fuck this if.
What I do know: the icon for the Warning: Gruesome Video Footage on the side bar is making me sick. Please, for the love of God, get this propaganda shit off the site.
bradiful! haha great minds...
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KELLAN IS BOVERED!
robertisbothered.com
Jimmy Fallon ahahahahahha....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
He looks too squeaky clean and not terribly bright.
Oh, and I'd totally let my face be his bean bag cushion. Doo-dah.
Kellan Lutz is in a tree
Doo dah, doo dah
Kellan Lutz is in a tree
All the live long day
Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 7:22pm.
llolol hahaaha
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
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Oh gawd, he is from Twilight AND 90210.
Someone call me an ambulance, I've fallen more ill than I thought. *climbs back in bed*
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Meh, he's not cute to me for some reason. Neither is ANYONE from Twilight.
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Douchechill!
he looks like his dog
Who is this? Michael said twitard, please don't tell me I think a twilight guy is hot.
*bleaches eyes*
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is he reading huck finn?
lol souly, we've all been there right?
centy, im asking myself the same damn question.
I used to read in a tree in my backyard when I was 7 or so, it was fabulous.
This boy's face belongs in a brown bag with frozen groceries. Reading on a tree is soooo gay. His asshole probably had an itch and he decided to dry hump that unfortunate tree.
Where was his doggie while he was in the tree?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 7:50pm.
There was a blind item a while back about some Twilight guy who likes to get it on in public parks with other guys and isn't Robert Pattinson. This guy gets my vote.
Well, he looks like he's getting it on with that tree, and that tree's only slightly less wooden than Robert Pattinson, soooooo
There was a blind item a while back about some Twilight guy who likes to get it on in public parks with other guys and isn't Robert Pattinson. This guy gets my vote.
I like little dog. I've always been less fond of very small dogs, but I'm warming to them.
I would steal that cute little dog while he's busy posing for the paps in the tree.
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