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God I hate her, what a waste of space and air.

Why, oh why, couldn't she have been taping that on the edge of a canyon? Even better, why couldn't Heidi Montag have been on the chair with her?

Tila drank too much tequila

I AM LMFAOOOOO!!! what a dumb bitch!!!!

cannot.
stop.
laughing.
at gif.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Fricking Priceless.
(I think we all saw this coming!!)

what a mad video!

steam showers

damn this bitch is stupid.

LOL You just know that's her and not her "agent". Will this contribute to a miscarriage??:o I hate this bitch.

Hope the chairs ok. Did the chair get damaged?

Wow, yeah her 'agent.' For sure.

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http://rxhollywood.wordpress.com/

Wow. She sounds desperate for attention.

haha, plecostomus.

PLECOSTOMUS!!!! you outdid yourself for v-day this year with your look!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by misch on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 12:51pm.

Unbelievable idiot.

Why doesn't she have a helmet?
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Or a seatbelt.

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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home

LoL @ MK's comment.

What kind of agent uses text speak?

Unbelievable idiot.

Why doesn't she have a helmet?

Oh, Tila
http://www.toptwitsblog.com/search/label/Tila%20Tequila

http://www.TopTwitsBlog.com
All of the best celebrity tweets in one sarcastic package.

Y'Know, usually I have some respect for human life, but in the case of this virus...DIE BITCH! DIE! DIE! DIE! It'll be a relief to all us unfortunate souls who've ever heard your cursed name.

Of course this is all lies. When is she gonna be 5150'd?? Even Britney, Misha and 'Danger' think this ho is off the charts nuts.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
-LOVE ANDERSON

NOtice how she hasn't mentioned about seeing her dearly beloved "wifey" on the other side?

How soon we forget when we're spreading our legs on the internet.

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Some of my best friends are Canadian.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MkoCFeeQdk

Maybe she smelled something.

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-As soon as a true thought has entered our mind it gives a light which makes us see a crowd of other objects we have never percieved before.

-Chateaubriand

Why couldn't she have died instead of that Georgian luger at the Olympics? No one would moan about watching that video-- we'd all point and laugh.

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Some of my best friends are Canadian.

Wait. Let me get this straight.
The video of her @ the top of the page is 2 months old but she twittered about falling off a chair on Saturday and this time had to go to the hospital. So this video doesn't reflect the last fall. Come on, she might have hit a wall this time people. The pregnancy is total drama and fabrication. No one would do that to an embryo.
The thing is, she probably IS sedated NOW because any Dr can rule out head injury and recognize mania and barely restrained hysteria.
I feel bad for Tila.
Tila. It's time to fake your own death, assume an alias, get some treatment, tone it down and start over as a productive member of society.
Or not. DRAMA!
Carry on.
I get a mental picture of her at home, alone, repeatedly clamoring to the back of a chair only to flip over backwards (...oh...ha,ha...see above).

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-As soon as a true thought has entered our mind it gives a light which makes us see a crowd of other objects we have never perceived before.

-Chateaubriand

@ mercury_rising & Evil Shoe: 2 years ago I had a concussion & a ruptured artery in my head -- the docs told me they wouldn't be sedating me cuz they can't do that with a concussion. And I didn't have no baby on board, either.

Bitch is totally lying.

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"OMFG! What kind of site are you on?" - David Letterman's Psych major sister, 1/7/10

"...ahhh I know I'm tweeting a lot but I'm really excited about my new Celeb Gossip blog!! should I launch it sooner or wait til March 16th????..."

I have a better idea. Why don't you just launch yourself off a cliff? YAY!

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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 10:49am.

She's fucking LYING!!!

No doctor would give her a damn thing during the first trimester that would "knock her out all day"! I couldn't even get a antibiotic when I had a sinus infection.

YOU DONT KNOW HER! Maybe it was a special magic medicine which wouldnt harm her unborn child!
Get the facts first before you accuse people! So wrong!
Apologise!

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 6:44am.

Team Valtrex is a dumb piece of shit.

See also, El Bastardo.

She's fucking LYING!!!

No doctor would give her a damn thing during the first trimester that would "knock her out all day"! I couldn't even get a antibiotic when I had a sinus infection.

Who gives an RX for a head injury?

If Tila dies does Herpes die with her? Is it like vampires/werewolves where if the source dies everyone else is cured...

Just checking on her health and noticed this tweet....

ahhh I know I'm tweeting a lot but I'm really excited about my new Celeb Gossip blog!! should I launch it sooner or wait til March 16th????

I hope none of you write horrible things on her new blog :(

Edit- of course you've already seen it!

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 6:44am.

Team Valtrex is a dumb piece of shit.

See also, El Bastardo.

From Sper-ette

"29 minutes ago from web This is Tila. Ive been in bedrest all day from all the medicine doctors gave me. Knocked me out all day. I just woke up. Feeling better now!
30 minutes ago from web"

I'm no brain surgeon, but I think the worst thing you can do to someone with a head injury is sedate them. They actually to keep you alert as possible and wake you up every hour or so to see if you're lucid.

Like they could tell in her case, so it maybe wouldn't matter and they sent her on a Soma holiday to shut her ass up.

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You make me wonder, did I live my life right.

The reason one of the Olympic dicks didn't inflate was because it thought Tila was in the audience. It couldn't be bothered.

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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.

Is she ok? I hope so :(

She should start sitting on a bean bag, the floor or something cos thats like a normal sized person falling off a roof. That video is soooooo funny! Sexy!

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 6:44am.
Team Valtrex is a dumb piece of shit.
See also, El Bastardo.

Apparently Christmas didn't come early, because Trollzilla is still alive.

Tila, I will pray 4 you that either that crack on your head knocked some sense into you and if not, that it paralyzed you to the extend that you can no longer Twatter.

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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

is it bad that this post made me laugh?

Submitted by super-ette on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 8:25am.

Because really, there aren't enough gossip blogs on the internet:
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LOL! I thought that was from her site (o - I see now it is...a part I have - o SO sadly - missed)...o that girl's got plans! She gwan have a blog, write a book, become a producer and agent for musical acts, develop a line of lingerie and save ALL the children in Haiti - JUST as soon as she finishes this dance.

♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six

Tila Godzilla - please DIAF!

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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.

Attention whore, I will say a prayer right here; I hope you die so you won`t bother the world with your shit.

He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.

this dumb bitch..... *smh*

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We can do it, it's all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today

tila tortilla... lmfao

Submitted by super-ette on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 8:25am.
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it's like TILAAA-WE DONT CARE! WE LAUGH AT U!

U put it up! YEEESSSSS!
LOL! this is hysterical...

Because really, there aren't enough gossip blogs on the internet:

I'll have TONS of fan contests! I will fly you to LA, spend a day with me, interview you about celebs u love or hate & U will be on my blog!
half a minute ago from web As 4 all those other bloggers talkin mad shit about me, ohhhh karma is a bitch!! Cuz now, its MY TURN to put you on BLAST! POW!
2 minutes ago from web Theres LOTS of other features NO OTHER GOSSIP BLOG HAS but I dont wanna give away all my secrets! Jus know www.TilaTequilaOMG.com is da BEST
3 minutes ago from web That way Im NOT the 1 bashing celebs, I let the FANS do the talking. Then the celebs will feel like SHIT cuz FANS will tell how they feel!
4 minutes ago from web www.TilaTequilaOMG.com is more about how the FANS TRULY FEEL ABOUT THE CELEBS! Its a platform 4 YOU to tell the celebs how u feel about em!
5 minutes ago from web Its gonna be a contest! I will post a pic of a celeb, u guys leave comments with the BEST commentary & I will pick best 1 & post in my blog!
6 minutes ago from web Cuz I am SO TIRED OF EVERY GOSSIP BLOG BEING NEGATIVE, PROMOTING VIOLENCE! MY SITE WILL BE PROMOTING POSITIVITY & JUICY GOSSIP AT SAME TIME!
8 minutes ago from web I will also have contests with fans and I will fly you out to LA to do a "SPEND A DAY WITH TILA" & I will post on www.TilaTequilaOMG.com POW
9 minutes ago from web You will all see once www.TilaTequilaOMG.com is launched. Its very fun and FAN FRIENDLY! Meaning YOU will be the blogger! NOT ME! So fun!
10 minutes ago from web My site www.TilaTequilOMG.com is NOT about Bashing Celebrities. Instead, I LET YOU, the PEOPLE, blog and say what you want! SO COOL!
12 minutes ago from web Trust me www.TilaTequilaOMG.com gonna have the BEST material out of all gossip sites out there! Its gonna be ur fav gossip blog GUARANTEED!
18 minutes ago from web PS- I also have EXCLUSIVE HARD EVIDENCE of that Con artist bodyguard STEALING from my house & stole $15,000 from me! Oh my site is da BOMB!
20 minutes ago from web The only reason Y Im launching www.TilaTequilaOMG.com on March 16th is cuz it's the same day of my single release for "I LOVE MY DJ" POW!
22 minutes ago from web I will do an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with my baby daddy on www.TilaTequilaOMG.com & explain the "GAME" situation as well! JUICY STUFF! POW!
23 minutes ago from web There's A LOT the media makes up about me & thas Y I made my own blog 2 tell people the truth! Tired of media lying about me! Stay tuned!
24 minutes ago from web Once u read what I have to say, then everything will make sense to you. EVERYTHING! Just stay tuned. Truth be told on www.TilaTequilaOMG.com
26 minutes ago from web I will tell you EVERYTHING, ALL THE SECRETS I HAVE KEPT FROM MEDIA, WHO MY REAL BABY DADDY IS & MORE at www.TilaTequilaOMG.com!
26 minutes ago from web I'll tell U the TRUTH ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT U NOR THE MEDIA KNOWS ABOUT! I HAVE KEPT MANY THINGS A SECRET 4 REASON BUT NOW ITS TIME 2 TELL!
27 minutes ago from web Even tho I have no idea what's been going on in the world since I've been sedated this whole time to numb the pain. Im still a bit dizzy..
29 minutes ago from web This is Tila. Ive been in bedrest all day from all the medicine doctors gave me. Knocked me out all day. I just woke up. Feeling better now!
30 minutes ago from web

Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 5:52am.

Thx God. My prayrz r ansered... I wuz so woried!

# To Australian Fans, Miss Tila will still be able to make the tour this week! So you will see Miss Tila in a few days! -Tila's Assistant about 5 hours ago from web

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Hopefully Australian authorities will be smart enough to put her under quarantine, like any other invasive species.

Just wait... now she's pretending to be her own agent, but soon her miscarried fetus will have its own Twitter account to describe its horrific demise and all the peen heads that had visited during its tragically brief gestation.

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"When I see Donatella, I just see a bottle of pickled pigs feet." -- Supertramp

Thx God. My prayrz r ansered... I wuz so woried!

# To Australian Fans, Miss Tila will still be able to make the tour this week! So you will see Miss Tila in a few days! -Tila's Assistant about 5 hours ago from web

Hi, this is Tila. My head is now flat as a tortilla. I am change my name to Tila Tortilla. A little bit of brain leaked out but I feels the same.
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The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it's limits....A. Einstein.

Submitted by fauve on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 5:32am.

Submitted by tojo on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 12:51pm.

Can't she be arrested for impersonating an Agent?

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First they'll need to arrest her for impersonating a fire ant with hydrocephalus.
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HAHAHAHAHA!! Spot on description. *dies*

Submitted by fauve on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 5:19am.

I agree completely; one of the funniest.

Submitted by tojo on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 12:51pm.

Can't she be arrested for impersonating an Agent?

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First they'll need to arrest her for impersonating a fire ant with hydrocephalus.

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"When I see Donatella, I just see a bottle of pickled pigs feet." -- Supertramp

Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by There I said it on Sat, 02/13/2010 - 12:18pm.
She probably will keep us updated while dying. "Doctor just pronounced me..Im gone guys!"
"So Im in the casked..feeling like crap..hope the other side will be any good..love u guys!"

"So this red guys kinda meen. It's hot here 2. Miss ya!!"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This entire thread is one of the best ever.

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"When I see Donatella, I just see a bottle of pickled pigs feet." -- Supertramp

Submitted by CORNDOG on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 4:19am.

Is she on drugs or just nuts?
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Yes.