Hot Slut Of The Day!

Waffle House! Because nothing says "true romance" like waffles, runny eggs, burnt coffee, the sight of a trucker's ass crack and the sweet scent of nail glue and Jean Nate powder wafting off of her waitress. That was delivered with zero sarcasm, because oh-how I wish I could spend my VD at Waffle House. The only bitch I want to make out with today is a waffle covered in butter and syrup. The truth.

For the third year in a row, Waffle House will give a sink bath to their genitals and add a touch of romance to the joint for Valentine's Day! At select Waffle Houses, you and your someone can be struck by cupid's arrow all over again thanks to fine white linens (stains may vary), candelight, flowers and waiters in button-down white shirts (the rest of the staff will be in wife beaters). And if you want a little champagne or wine to go with your bacon, Waffle House's sommelier (aka the cashier who has watched at least two episodes of Hell's Kitchen) will offer suggestions. You can have either white (i.e. Thunderbird) red (i.e. Thunderbird with Welch's), or sparkling (i.e. Thunderbird with Canada Dry).

So why bother putting on a tuxedo to go to Red Lobster, when you can keep your Pajama Jeans on and embrace the Waffle-scented love at Waffle House instead. Just listen to Gail Lovvorn in the clip below. She's one "e" away from having "love" in her last name, so she's obviously the authority on romance.

HAPPY VALENTIME'S DAY TO ALL!

(Image via al.com)

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by LisaRose on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 8:21am.

Haven''t been to a Waffle House in way too long! Thanks for the suggestion!! I swear they have the best eggs and I hate runny so they ain't runny!

Submitted by madonnabeso on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 6:23am.

I can't ... I just fucking can't...

Submitted by blacklakemonster on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:33am.

I have been to just about every waffle house in the country...twice, How the hell do these people rate a table cloth? They need to experience the joy of their elbows sticking to the table like the rest of us, and drink out of a coffee cup that still has the lipstick smear of the truck stop prostitute who drank out of it right before you did. Dammit, I want justice

Submitted by anony54321 on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 10:51pm.

Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 2:38pm.
Submitted by anony54321 on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:27pm.

now, i am all sorts of crazy worked up gonna have a heart attack over the jobs creation bill, so i am gonna get off here and go smoke some cigs.
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That'll be a 1000% tax on those ciggies whore. Don't worry, someone is getting a job out of it from the job bill to collect from ya.

*runs*

good thing you ran. i am okay now. its later and i am fed and tired, so you can stop running.

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The McCanns Did It

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 9:38pm.

Made my daughter and her gay boyfriend waffles with strawberries this morning when they rolled out of bed.

Submitted by Replicant.7.66 on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 9:00pm.

I noticed the brazen display of the Mason insignia by the Waffle House Grand Poobah spokesoverlord...
Waffle House is the official caterer to the New World Order???

You're my only friend
You don't even like me

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 8:36pm.

I got kissed by a kissing bandit at Waffle House. Fo real!

Submitted by force noir on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 3:53pm.

This is awesome! I sooo miss WH from my trips in through the South.
They should open a San Francisco branch.

Submitted by Mawy on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 3:37pm.

Born and raised in NYC here. I wish we were blessed with the glamour of waffle houses. We just have IHOP here, which is still pretty good guilty pleasure food.
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Submitted by Mawy on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 3:35pm.

Oh goodness, Red Lobster is mighty fancy. Every tahm we go there, my baby daddy puts on his curdoroy tuxedo and ah puts on mah special dress that ah bought at Walmart.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 3:33pm.

Happy Valentines Day or happy marketing and media sales pitch make you feel guilty if you don't go out and buy something day!!
Love to all you whores and those in the making!!

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 2:38pm.

Submitted by anony54321 on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:27pm.

now, i am all sorts of crazy worked up gonna have a heart attack over the jobs creation bill, so i am gonna get off here and go smoke some cigs.
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That'll be a 1000% tax on those ciggies whore. Don't worry, someone is getting a job out of it from the job bill to collect from ya.

*runs*

Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 2:19pm.

Submitted by downwithmuffins on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 2:16pm.
i work at red lobster :( dont tell people to go there! today is going to be busyyyy

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aww, don't work too hard honey. If you're a server, I hope you make lotsa tips. :)

Submitted by downwithmuffins on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 2:16pm.

i work at red lobster :( dont tell people to go there! today is going to be busyyyy

Submitted by downwithmuffins on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 2:16pm.

i work at red lobster :( dont tell people to go there! today is going to be busyyyy

Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 2:02pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:55pm.
What is a waffle house? Is that like an IHOP?

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It's a low rent IHOP, if there is such a thing.

It's a greasy spoon. I've only eaten there once. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't good.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:55pm.

What is a waffle house? Is that like an IHOP? Because I grew up in CT and live in NYC now, and I don't know what a waffle house is. We don't have those here. (At least I don't think we do...)

Submitted by tempokat on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:46pm.

I think "Scattered, Smothered & Covered" should be the title of the next season of Dexter. Move it to Hotlanta and let the fun begin!

Submitted by tojo on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:33pm.

David L. I'm the same way with my son when he travels but (thankfully) he's never been gone more than two weeks at a time! Have fun! ;)

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:32pm.

You guys are correct it is What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar..not sure about the origin, I just remember a friend telling me he saw it on someone's hat once.

I had a the "cheese 'n eggs" with raisin toast, grits, and bacon, it was quite yummy. That is one good thing about living in GA, they're everywhere.

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum..

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:30pm.

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:07pm.

awwwwwww, you are sweet :) I love Godiva.

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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009

For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

Submitted by anony54321 on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:27pm.

mmm-mmmm scattered smothered covered and chunked!

every time people make fun of waffle house, i have to point out - those cooks just REMEMBER what to make from the waitress yelling it at them.

you could not do that, and neither could i.

now, i am all sorts of crazy worked up gonna have a heart attack over the jobs creation bill, so i am gonna get off here and go smoke some cigs.

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The McCanns Did It

Submitted by moomarse on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:27pm.

Happy VD Day ElB!! I'm outta here too....

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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.

You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK

Submitted by omgigi on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:21pm.

WAFFLE HOUSE HAS NEVER BEEN HSOD?

but I love 'awful waffle' theres like 4 within a 2 mile radius of my house.

needless to say, I'M EATIN GOOD.

Submitted by bkmn on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:19pm.

I luv me sum Awful House!!

Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:19pm.

Submitted by Queen of Queens on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:12pm.
I was feeling so bad about Valentime's Day

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why? It's just another day. If you are alone today, you'll be alone tomorrow. Just because it's no longer valentine's day tomorrow, will you feel any better? Make Vday yours. Do something fun.

I've had two invitations for dinner by single men... methinks they're hoping I'll be in the romantical mood because of the holiday.

or maybe they're just being nice.

hahahahahahahahaha not

Submitted by misch on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:17pm.

Folks, read the POSTSECRET page! There's something there for everyone. I just saw one about Herpes & VALTREX! LOL (if one can laugh at such things!)

Submitted by misch on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:14pm.

Just say no to chocolate!!

If anyone gives me chocolate today I'm going to choke them. And then save the chocolate for re-gifting next year.

I must now go wrap the teenagers' dragon t-shirts.

Happy Valentimes Day all you kooky and spectacular people!

Submitted by Queen of Queens on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:12pm.

I was feeling so bad about Valentime's (typo, but it stays) Day, but this made me feel so much better (about myself). Happy VD-Day!
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In the spirit of the Olympics, "I know you weren't born when I did what I did and I know that I was an inspiration to you and I take that as a complete compliment." Mark Spitz

Oh, and Bitches is dumb!

Submitted by misch on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:11pm.

LMAO @ What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?!!!!!

Why, he would just conjure it up like he did the wine at the wedding at Cana!

I'm gonna use that all day long. My main goal in life right now is to try to not appear and sound like a super-dork to the teenagers. Grr. Damn teenagers rule the world. Nothing worse that getting snickered at.

Submitted by Dj Tenn. on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:10pm.

j'adore Waffle House MK.
I have their menus I swiped on my table !

Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:08pm.

I like Godivas.

The horseback-riding kind.

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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home

Submitted by misch on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by thegobbler on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by misch on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 12:29pm.
**accepts lucky money**

What's Lunar New Year?
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Chinese New Year! Not just celebrated by the Chinese, but many Asian cultures. Year of the Tiger!
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The teenagers told me to go to Chinatown today. There's supposed to be some super terrific fireworks show tonight!

@ Mr. David Letterman -- might I suggest that you also look into visiting Chaco Canyon? In Santa Fe, you must go to Gallery Row. I think that's what it's called...and be sure to buy your souvenirs at the FIVE & DIME in the Plaza. It's been there almost as long as Georgia O'Keefe was there.

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:07pm.

Miss Jane:

*offers roses and Godiva Chocolates (You ladies still like Godiva's right?)*

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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10

Submitted by thegobbler on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:07pm.

Submitted by misch on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:00pm.
What does this stand for? i think I get the first half, but the second?
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WWJDFAKB
What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar-can't remember where it's from, though. Southpark? Family Guy? IDK.
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ETA jinx DL!
"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:05pm.

Submitted by misch on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:00pm.
What does this stand for? i think I get the first half, but the second?

WWJDFAKB

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I THINK, but am not sure:

What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar.

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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10

Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:05pm.

Submitted by misch on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:00pm.

What does this stand for? i think I get the first half, but the second?

WWJDFAKB
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Pleasepleaseplease let it be What Would Jesus Do For A Kosher Bacon pleasepleasepleasewithgravyontop.

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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home

Submitted by misch on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:05pm.

Some great ValentiMes Day postcards at

http://postsecret.blogspot.com/

Submitted by thegobbler on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:05pm.

Submitted by misch on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 12:29pm.
**accepts lucky money**

What's Lunar New Year?
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Chinese New Year! Not just celebrated by the Chinese, but many Asian cultures. Year of the Tiger!
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"gobble a bowl of dicks" submitted by HOTNEY

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:05pm.

Happy Valentines Day everyone! <3 <3

Love ya, MK!

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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009

For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:04pm.

Tojo-

No I haven't, but I talk to my mom every day (I know, I know, Imma mama's boy!)

I am windin down here. I leave for home March 5th. Takin my time goin home and maybe see some of the country. Grand Canyon, Painted Desert, Carlsbad, Santa Fe. I dunno. We'll see where the map takes me.

Kinda bummed I am missin Mardi Gras this year! : (

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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10

Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 1:03pm.

Happy VenerealDisease day kids! Laterz!

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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 6:44am.

Team Valtrex is a dumb piece of shit.