Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This Golden Globe nominee/winner actress is probably C list. Despite the Golden Globe nod and being in one of the more famous movies of the past 20 years, she doesn't get much attention. She does however have a very, very kinky sex life. How kinky? Well, I am glad you asked. She has been known to hire herself out as an escort for the night. She doesn't do it for money. She does it for the thrill. She uses different photos in her ad and will throw on a wig when she goes to see the client. It probably would have stayed a secret except her loser ex-boyfriend who she supported has a big mouth. (CDAN)
Golden Globe nominee Gloria Stuart of Titanic, of course. Prostimemaws are all the rage right now. Git it, Gloria.
This B- list actor and Golden Globe nominee/winner has never been married. Sometimes he will have a girlfriend but it never really goes anywhere. It turns out our actor had an accident when he was younger and since then has not been able to umm get aroused. He says that it has been so long now that he really doesn't care about it anymore. (CDAN)
I'm going to go with Joaquin Phoenix, because most of the time he looks like he really could use a good orgasm.
Apparently this relationship between a C+/B- list movie and television actress and her A list athlete boyfriend is not as serious as the world has been led to believe. Both of them have been seen out with other people in the past few weeks and they weren't exactly platonic dates. (CDAN)
Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter? Duh, right?
There are two gorgeous actresses with a similar look and of a similar age who are frequently up for the same part. A juicy role came along that both girls wanted. Actress A – who had previously worked with the film’s director – was approached early in the process, and was basically told that the role was hers.
The director then did a project with Actress B. He expected her to be professional but somewhat of an ice queen. Not only was he bowled over by how genuinely warm and friendly and funny she was to work with, but he was also thrilled to find that she garnered rave reviews from both male and female members of the cast (something that Actress A had failed to do). He asked Actress B if she would like the lead role in his new film.
To say that Actress A completely flipped out when she found out that the director decided to replace her with Actress B would be an understatement. There was some serious screaming, swearing, and crying involved. Well, at least Actress A is probably well stocked up on waterproof mascara. (Blind Gossip)
Actress A either has a cosmetics contract or she sells Mary Kary once a month at the Rose Bowl flea market. Because of that, Actress A could be Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts, MiserAlba, ScarJo, Jennifer Garner, Fishsticks Paltrow, Julianne Moore and every other actress who has at least 10 IMDB credits. Based on that shit, I"ll guess Reese Witherspoon and Katherine Hagel, because the latter recently replaced the former in a movie. And because I really want to see these two go at it in a cage. I'm sure Jakey Poo taught Reese how to rip an earring out and scratch at the eyes.
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1. Thora Birch
2. ?
3. ?
4. Reese Witherspoon & Katherine Heigl
**Allegedly**
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
i actually thought #4 might have been natalie portman/kiera knightly because they are the only two actresses i know who look alike (though i know the article says similar in image not in look) and i could imagine portman flipping out. however not sure if either is still popular from the comments on many blog sites and yes the makeup clue probably does not apply as i dont recall these two advertising make-up, or maybe i'm wrong?
I really think #1 is Leelee Sobieski, who was in Eyes Wide Shut. She hasn't done much lately, she's been nominated for Golden Globes twice, and I remember a rumor that she was a dominatrix just for fun.
One for the Money doesn't have a director, so it can't be Reese and Katherine.
Good guess on number four....I was thinking it might be Drew Barrymore as she is pushing mascara these days and I can see her being a drama queen.
I don't understand why it's so difficult for people to believe that Katharine Heigel is a nice person. I know she has said and done some ridiculous things re: Grey's but nobody has ever said her cast mates didn't like her. She has always seem like a genuine friendly, kind and nice person to me. Now, Reece, on the other hand, is the total opposite. (But I still love her cunty ass!)
Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 7:05pm.
Penelope Cruz came to mind when I saw "waterproof mascara". She was the spokesperson for Maybelline.
Anyway, I don't believe most of these BIs. Those devotees over at CDAN seem to slurp it all up though.
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So true.
I read CDAN items from time to time and it seems like there is some kind of 'cdan loonie' mentality there too.
It baffles me, because that dude can't write.
He has a good imagination, but can't express the shit he comes up with well at all. Maybe he needs to hire somebody to ghost write his bis, heh.
Robert Luketic did "Legally Blonde" with Reese and just finished a move called "Killers" with Hagel (their 2nd movie together) so if he's the director of the new film....ding ding ding
1. Anne Hathaway...the big picture was Brokeback Mountain.
Penelope Cruz came to mind when I saw "waterproof mascara". She was the spokesperson for Maybelline.
Anyway, I don't believe most of these BIs. Those devotees over at CDAN seem to slurp it all up though.
It is a love hate relationship with these blind items!! Such a guilty pleasure to read yet so frustrating to figure out. Kinda like a hot sex with no ending
i just can't see anyone replacing another actress in a film with heigel because the latter is "genuinely warm and friendly and funny." and "rave reviews" from other members of the cast? ...katherine heigel? really?
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but, then again, what do i know?
For the love of my mind, WHY can't blinds be confirmed?
Actually, MK could be on to something with #1 being Gloria Stuart. I remember reading an interview a few years after Titanic in which she stated that she was addicted to masturbation.
Here it is:
When she published her autobiography, I Just Kept Hoping, it angered some readers who wanted her to be the little old lady from Titanic. Stuart instead announced that she was an advocate of free love, and encouraged women to gratify themselves. "I do not need a man. I am devoted to masturbation. I think it's probably one of the most pleasurable experiences in life. I had and have no guilt whatsoever when it comes to pleasuring myself."
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 5:45pm.
*makes shoppin list: Instead cups, 1 bottle Malibu perfume, Corn Huskers lotion, Tylenol, Natl' Enquirer...*
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
1. Thora Birch
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 5:27pm.
@Centy-
*runs to Rite Aid*
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oh.. while you're there could you pick up some instead cups for hekki and evilshoe? thanks
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 5:34pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 5:31pm.
HAHA! I have been touring around, but am not sure where a cemetary might be. Maybe I can just follow a hearse or somethin!
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Just put on a black suit and go to some random wake.
Maybe an Irish one. They're all drunk and crying, you could probably get me a boatload.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 5:31pm.
HAHA! I have been touring around, but am not sure where a cemetary might be. Maybe I can just follow a hearse or somethin!
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 5:27pm.
@Centy-
*runs to Rite Aid*
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I mean, I don't want to get pushy or anything, but you could run by your area cemetary for teh lilies....
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
@Centy-
*runs to Rite Aid*
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
David Letterman, (I was gonna say Kim Kardashian's perfume....)
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Sigh...give me lilies and Pamela Anderson's Malibu and I'm yours!!! :)
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Sharon Stone sounds like a good bet for #1.
If The Piv is #2, that would explain a lot of his behavior.
"One for the Money" doesn't have a director yet, so I'm going to go with Fishsticks and Kate Bosworth. Yes, Reese has a reputation as a bitch, but I still like her.
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"Something in the pipe ain't smoky.”
That first one is so vague, one of the biggest films of the last 20 years? Come on narrow it down a bit.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 5:11pm.
Hey Centy!
Happy VD! *Offers Daisies and perfume*
(I was gonna say Kim Kardashian's perfume. but I like ya, so why say somethin so mean!)
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 02/14/2010 - 5:04pm.
I say Sebastian Bach for all of them.
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I say SAMANTHA FOOOOOXXXXX!!!!!
How are you, sexy boy?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I don't know how to attach pics or anything tech like that, but when Gloria Stuart went to the Oscars for Titanic, a couple of years later Kate Hudson went to the Oscars and looked exactly like her.
It was uncanny.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I say Sebastian Bach for all of them.
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david Letterman- hey slut -- you calm down too . Submitted by luscious_t 1/22/10
1. Sharon Stone
2. The Piv
3. Duh
4. Goopy and Kate Bosworth
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
item # 1 is Chloe Sevigny?
Looks like granny
undid her panties
...from a twist
YYEEAAHHHH!!! *csi miami intro music*
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"I'm gonna roast your cat" or whatever. -Hekki
http://nakedsnooki.com/
First one is maybe Sharon Stone.
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First!!!!!!
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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
R.I.P. my baby dog (avatar).
meh.
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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
R.I.P. my baby dog (avatar).