Monday, February 15th 2010
Brit Brit's Romantic Valentine's Day Lunch
Brit Brit Spears and her equally raggedy ass boyfriend Jason Trainwreck rolled through a McDonald's drive-thru yesterday afternoon for a romantic Valentine's Day hangover lunch since there's no Waffle Houses in California.
Just let me believe that they went home, moved the plastic KMart patio table from the backyard to the family room, threw a white sheet over it, decorated it with plastic flowers (from a centerpiece stolen from one of her cousin's weddings) and tealights, and then had themselves a VD meal fit for a Cheetoling! They serenaded themselves with Big Mac farts and Coke burps. This is exactly how I expect Brit Brit to spend her Valentine's Day.
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Submitted by Inflatuated on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by wildchildintn on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 1:24pm.
As a professional mental patient (5 vacations so far), I can say with confidence that my britney still has the twinkle of a "crazy" in her eyes. Never fear my fellow brit lovers..as soon as she gets in control and discontinues those high powered drugs, we will all be on a new journey filled with raging umbrellas, magical fraps, boot moves and couture wigs aplenty.
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Britney looks like she stopped taking the Seroquel. She looks out of sorts and not comfortable withing her own skin.
Think maybe the took her off some of her meds to ready their cash cow for her last tour. She did lose weight.
But she looks lost. If left to make her own decisions, we'd see a new Adnan in her life, for sure.
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Ah, seroquel. That crap made me barf all day, every day. I did manage to go from 132 lbs to 96, but then again, it made me batshit crazy. I couldn't stand the feel of water and was deathly afraid of taking a shower or bath..I also couldn't stand anyone or anything touching me and would drop and scream bloody murder if they did. Also, the smell or look of food would send me into a whirlwind of tears. I ended up getting a christmas vacation over that one. I guess the best part was when I started screaming because when I opened my eyes, the room was a huge swirl of rainbow colors and the nurse had 3 heads talking all at once. Her heads kept saying "what's wrong, what do you see??" lol.. Seroquel..good times, good times.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 11:25am.
I hate that model of Mercedes. They look like tricked-out mail trucks.
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hahaha but it's a MERCEDES so obviously it's class and sophistication.
Submitted by HOTNEY on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 1:11pm.
SNACKNEY
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This confuses me. Are you doing this on purpose to confuse me? Stop it, meanie.
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No words (it’s the only nice thing I can say about her appearance).
Submitted by wildchildintn on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 1:24pm.
As a professional mental patient (5 vacations so far), I can say with confidence that my britney still has the twinkle of a "crazy" in her eyes. Never fear my fellow brit lovers..as soon as she gets in control and discontinues those high powered drugs, we will all be on a new journey filled with raging umbrellas, magical fraps, boot moves and couture wigs aplenty.
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Britney looks like she stopped taking the Seroquel. She looks out of sorts and not comfortable withing her own skin.
Think maybe the took her off some of her meds to ready their cash cow for her last tour. She did lose weight.
But she looks lost. If left to make her own decisions, we'd see a new Adnan in her life, for sure.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Been reading sites like Vigilant Citizen which has a lot of info on how symbols are used in music videos (among lots of other things) and makes me wonder if that Mickey Mouse sticker on their rear view mirror (see thumbnail #1) is an MK Ultra mind control trigger like the Hello Kitty image. People who are familiar with this topic will know what I'm talking about. Also, that Jason Trainwreck really is a trainwreck - he looks like a crackbum who just rolled out of the gutter!
Fast food will give them a serious case of the trots. No wonder Brit always looks like she just farted.
I never thought he was particularly good looking and I don't like beards but I must say in the top photo...his profile...HOT!
Give them a break?. Are your eyes working?? these people, specially Shitters, always look like gutter hobos in need of a deep disinfectant bath. It's not like she normally manages to look clean and groomed and once in a while goes out looking rough. She ALWAYS looks like she belongs to the website People of Walmart, only difference is, she's a celebrity and has shitloads of money.
It has nothing to do with them eating junk food, it's the WHOLE package.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I agree, that we should let her go to McDonalds in peace BUT...
Her hair is a mystery to me, like the Bermuda Triangle or what happened to Jimmy Hoffa. Someone please help me figure it out.
She shaved her head a looooong time ago, why they hell is she still wearing a weave? I mean it is a hot mess of a weave that she doesn't take care of. Shouldn't she have enough hair at this point to go natural?
I have really curly hair which grows quickly but it is curly so it still grows slower than someone with straighter hair like hers. I have gone thru multiple short dos and grew it back down to my shoulders and cut it short again and she is still sporting a weave. WHY???
Brit Brit looks apologetic and embarrassed to be there...but we all know she has bought a ton of stock in McDonalds already so whatevers...lol...her new weave looks like the old one back from 2007!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
I can't help but want Shitney Smears to marry this new douche, whoever he may be. I am thinking if the does marry this dude she might just slip back into the crazies and give us something entertaining to watch. These outings, while they do confirm the bitch is white trash with too much money, are really quite boring.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Back to Brit Brit basics.
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i just want to know if the big mac patty was heart shaped...that would be so romantic for brit and her man...
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Why get weave if you aren't going to take care of it? I don't understand that. She would look so put together if she would just comb her hair and put it up in a neat ponytail. Or cut it short (NOT shave it Britney) if you don't want to deal with it.
They are white Trash people so what do u expect from them. Mcdonalds is too high class for them. They both look nasty and need to take a shower and do something with their hair.
Lay off haters. She enjoys simple pleasures like treating herself to McDonald's. What exactly is the crime here? Some people just criticize on this site to see themselves type. Her boyfriend probably likes a non-high maintenance girl.
Man, Brit's bf is an okay-looking dude but in these pictures it looks like 2 hobos stole a G-wagon for a joyride. They need to bathe and sanitize.
I think dude looks kind of hot. A roughneck with that beard on his face. Also, in that last shot of britney she actually looks pretty (don't throw tomatoes at me). The only reason that happened is because her hair looks real from that angel. From another view, it looks fake as hell and there goes her looks. She needs to get rid of the fucking weave and arch her brows. Ugh.
Except for the fact that she's eating at McD's for Valentine's Day, Brit seems like she's doing alright. Maybe that's all she could afford on this week's allowance from dad.
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ihearthaters - I totally agree. She looks like she constantly has gas... foul gas. Like liver and cabbage casserole in a garlic cream sauce kinda gas.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Oh and if bitch is smart it's MCBROWNIEBITENEY
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
http://www.ilads.org/
Aww Shitters has a partner in grime. They both look RIPE. That vehicle has to have some major stank.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
http://www.ilads.org/
Submitted by kevinvt83 on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 10:56am.
Hmm, I'm in no way fans of these people, but can't we give them a break? They just went out for a lazy meal and thousands of people just throw trashy words at them. Imagine as you drive out of McDonalds, this happens to you. I'm not with you on this MK. No.
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I see your point. But I'm just surprised that they didn't splurge for some Fraps at Starbucks, being that it was VD and all. Oh course, I suppose that the McFlurries are just as good. Mmmm . . . McFlurries.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 6:44am.
Team Valtrex is a dumb piece of shit.
See also, El Bastardo.
Submitted by wildchildintn on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 1:24pm.
oh my gawd, do you mean....are you sure? You think commingback might come back to Dlisted? We're gonna hear about Kevin's tennis balls and toilet bats? *starts shaking*
*cries tears of joy*
*hugs wildchildintn*
How I've missed those posts!
Why can't people who would actually USE the money Britney wastes, ever get it?
It's so not fair.
*shakes head*
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As a professional mental patient (5 vacations so far), I can say with confidence that my britney still has the twinkle of a "crazy" in her eyes. Never fear my fellow brit lovers..as soon as she gets in control and discontinues those high powered drugs, we will all be on a new journey filled with raging umbrellas, magical fraps, boot moves and couture wigs aplenty.
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
MCSTUPID
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MCDUMBASS
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bwha ha ha ha evil cupcake!
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Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 1:18pm.
*shits self*
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:29pm.
hahhaha! i say she's not combing that weave at all!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Damn, that hair in her EARS has migrated!
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What is up with her hair? Seriously! It has looked this way ever since she shaved her head and that was like 3 or 4 years ago. Why not just go back to her original hair. Unless she really has that disease where she pulls her hair out.
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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?
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At least this is not like Heather Mills who blows millions on "charity" in a short period of time. They're saving money at least.
Submitted by HOTNEY on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 1:11pm.
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
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Submitted by pickles on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:23pm.
Check out the Mickey Mouse sticker on the rear-view mirror in the first thumbnail. And speaking of thumbs, buddy's right one looks like a skinny toe!
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Haha! Didn't even notice the mickey mouse sticker!
Hey, at least they're being frugal with their money!
Submitted by Haribo on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:27pm.
i know, doggie! :( how sad is that?! she's a millionaire after all. that weave of hers has really no excuse to look the way it does.
Her weave looks like she combed it with eggbeaters!
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