Heather Mills Is As Broke As She Looks
Heather Mills has confessed that she's pretty much blown through her £24.3 million divorce settlement from Paul McCartney in less than two years. As soon as the money dropped into her checking account, Heather said she immediately handed it over to various charities. You know, because she's like the Robin Hood of gold digging whores.
Heather said on a show called Shrink Rap (via DS), "Most of it's been given to charity, gone into ethical businesses or paid for a couple of properties for my daughter's future security. I could never sit with millions of pounds in the bank that could make matters change."
That quote right there should cause Paul McCartney to legally change his name, buy a new social security number online, move to the Artic and keep all of his money in a box made out of bloody beef steaks, because Heather is hopping back for more. It's only a matter of time before she drags Paul back to court to drop another glass of water on his lawyer's head and collect another bag of money.
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Yeah, she was a model, like Sting's wife was a model. Fugly broads. So many of these faux model's who are golddiggers.
How Paul McCarthy was taken in by this women is beyond comprehension.
Oh, and let me just add one of the best comments of the article (not verbatim). She states that the costumes on the ice skating show are skimpy and that no one has ever seen "sexy Heather". This made me laugh because she used to do "porn" in Germany. Lying asshole, using charity as a front is obscene.
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This woman is so horrible. She had an interview in OK magazine a week or two ago where she goes on and on about her charities yet she never actually names any of the charities. I have read that her land mine charity went bust 8 months ago and folded.
Btw, she is almost more offensive to me than Tila Tequila. That being said, Sir Paul must have an iron clad agreement about the daughter not being whored out to magazines because she (the daughter) is never ever in the papers here in Britain. I also find it very difficult to believe that the daughter is allowed out of the country with Heather during the shared custody.
Heather was on Dancing on Ice (or whatever it's called) and still may be (I obviously don't really watch it) which says a lot about her finances. I have to say I am surprised she is still alive. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if she was "accidently" run over with a vehicle again. Nightmare, absolute nightmare.
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
Killer eyeshadow. She looks more unstable than usual.
when did she become bald???????
Shouldn't she look healthier since she's all vegan & has been for years?
What makes her think SHE has to provide for her daughter's future security???
The kids father is Sir Paul McCartney! Only one of the richest men in the world!
Dumb bitch, she is either doing a nasty impression of Paul or has dropped some of that cash on a bad plastic surgeon!
Maybe that is why she is trying to look like Paul McCartney, so she can walk into banks, claim to be him and cash all of his checks
Ach! Scary fucking face. She looks like Annie Lennox after bad Botox or a stroke.
(Apologies to Annie Lennox, botox AND stroke victims everywhere.)
She LOOKS like Paul to me in this photo. Maybe she's going to try and turn into him, kill him, take his place & his money...
If Paul M starts spending all his money foolishly, someone needs to kick him in the shin and see if he flinches.
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:09pm.
How the FUCK do you walk away with a paltry 25 million pounds from a marriage to a beatle? No prenup AND a child to boot?
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Put the shoe on the other foot, TITS. In her defense, she didn't exactly walk away. I picture it as more of a hop.
Hahaha, the jokes just write themselves.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 6:21pm.
I so do not buy that this evil looking bitch did anything for charity. She blew it all on designer fake legs
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OMG!! this so made me laugh!
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Hunh, it's kind of ironic that SHE made fun of PAUL for looking old. Antique pot, meet ancient kettle.
I'll bet Paul McCartney really misses Linda after this fiasco... yes, Karma is a bitch and no one escapes. Stay tuned...
Blanche and I know a little bit about Gold Diggers....Show me your teeth bitch!!! Love, Jane Hudson......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
People with personality disorders/mental illness are notoriously bad with money.
karma is a cunty bitch. never liked Heather. it was verified when I read Stella lay out the fakeness that is that bitch. Paul didn't want to listen.
always listen to your kiddies/loved ones (especially the hard-core honest ones - they call it like it is and that IS the essence of someone who has truly got your back).
and, how the hell does one go through 24 million (pounds, euros, USDs, whatever) in two years? that's a million a month?? fuck's wrong with her?
Pancake nipples is a liar. An ugly one at that.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Twenty bucks says she's taking Paul's ass back to court for more child support.
I so do not buy that this evil looking bitch did anything for charity. She blew it all on expensive handbags, designer fake legs, extravagant furnishings for all the houses she probably bought. And I HATE that gold eyeshadow.
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Jlskdjflskdfj what the fuck????? I don't even know how you can GIVE money away that fast.
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almost all the money went to charity as she wished...then she should be happy and shut the fuck up...
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She was hooked up with Sir Paul for 6 years or so.
Suppose they did it a lot -- 2,000 times. That works out to $20,000 a pop.
So, let her try her luck tuning tricks in Shepherd Market.
Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 4:42pm.
I am not a fan of Grandpa Macca's in the least, but I still think she is a gold-digging 'ho who doesn't give a shit about anyone other than herself. Just recently, one of the British tabloids-The Daily Mail- took a look at the records of her pet "charity" that she set up and she gave them next to zero last year. (In the US and UK, those records must be public for them to be tax-exempt.) It is true that in her divorce settlement, Paul actually gives her money for her to give to her "charities". (Again, public record.)
Coke dealer = charity?
It's apparent that she didn't waste any of that money on her makeup artist or hairdresser.
Gotta give her cool points for her attempt at having chola eyebrows...
I don't understand why people hate her so much. Maybe she's bitchy, doesn't mean she can't believe in helping others. I refuse to believe that paul mccartney is a saint just because he's a former beetle. He's a greedy asshat just like most other celebrities. I'm always team heather.
She should have spent some of those Macpounds on having that gullet removed. I suspect soon some of the more cutthroat publications in the UK will expose this bitch of her charity lies. She spent all the money on those bullshit vegan restaurants she converted from fish and chip shops.
Ha! I knew that cunt was going to blow through that money the minute she got it. She'll have nothing to show for it and I call bullshit on it going to charity since she's been busted in the last couple of months for lying about donations she's made. There are lessons to be learned by aging rock stars, actors/actresses and gold diggers in the tale of "Paul and Heather".
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Ha! I knew that cunt was going to blow through that money the minute she got it. She'll have nothing to show for it and I call bullshit on it going to charity since she's been busted in the last couple of months for lying about donations she's made. There are lessons to be learned by aging rock stars, actors/actresses and gold digers in the tale of "Paul and Heather".
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Well, she didn't spend it on hosiery and shoes.
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I hope part of that $ did not go into her unflattering haircut.
Who is she trying to kid? We know it all went on hookers and blow, and on trying to surpress her porno photos and films.
Submitted by Auntie Mame on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 2:12pm.
in the divorce order she was awarded 50,000 (pounds, so x2 for dollars) PER ANNUM to give to charities.
for her to say she's spent the bulk of 25 million pounds on charities is absurd.
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Oh, well. If she blew all her money on "charity" then tough shit. She will never see another dime from Paul and if she keeps whining he will probably go for full custody of Bea and cut off that car of her gravy train.
"Get up and put your BITCHFACE on!"
Submitted by KidL on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 2:00pm.
WTF is she dragging her daughter's future into this?
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She'd be pirouetting her daughter's future into this if it weren't for that leg.
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WTF is she dragging her daughter's future into this? Grandpa Macca pays tons in child support and apparently, has set up a trustfund for her. Such a liar!
@ TITS : You picked the one item on that list that literally had me cackling with glee hahahahahaha!
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Who cares?
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:39pm.
@ TITS: Thanks for that Judges' Decision PDF!
Enthralling read.
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no shit eh? I'm still reading it! I had no idea judges were so ... forthcoming with their opinions. hah! burn bitch!
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230. These items in her budget which I have touched upon above, illustrate generally speaking, how unreasonable (even generously interpreted) are the claimed needs of the wife. In the absence of any sensible proposal by the wife as to her income needs I must do the best I can on the material I have. If the wife feels aggrieved about what I propose she only has herself to blame. If, as she has done, a litigant flagrantly over-eggs the pudding and thus deprives the court of any sensible assistance, then he or she is likely to find that the court takes a robust view and drastically prunes the proposed budget.
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Do I spot some chola eyebrows?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:25pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:12pm.
I heard that she spent the money fighting her only health concerns, termites and Dutch Elm Disease.
Bwah-Ha-Ha!! Twenty bucks for some wood protectant and she would still be rich!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
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The charitable cause being, eh, Heather Mills?
Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:53pm.
she can make lots of money being a one leg stripper with eye patch and parrot
YES INDEED I WOULD WATCH THAT
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She should move to Somalia and become a pirate, she already has a pegleg and a face that makes you say "AAARGH!".
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What a stupid whore. All she had to do was put the money in a simple interest account, and, earing 5%, the whore would be making over $2 Million a year in interest. But, no. Cunty McCuntster blows through it like shitney blowing through cheetos, or blowhan blowing through... blow. Serves her right if she's broke; the 1 legged trick will have to go back to pussy posing...
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she can make lots of money being a one leg stripper with eye patch and parrot
YES INDEED I WOULD WATCH THAT
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heather is full of shit as she did not give most of it to Charity. She blew it all on expensive properties, travel and too many peg legs.
She will never be on the streets as Paul will take care of his daughter.
Broke peg leg?
But her skin looks good for an old gal.
@ TITS: Thanks for that Judges' Decision PDF!
Enthralling read.
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What?! Is she not turning a profit from her veggie/vegan cafe thingy she opened? FUCKING SHOCKED!
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:22pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 12:12pm.
I heard she lost all her money in a cash game of Hopscotch.
Only half. The other half she lost in an ass-kicking contest.
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I heard that she spent the money fighting her only health concerns, termites and Dutch Elm Disease.
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