Tila Tequila Is Right On Cue

Why is her family not throwing her in a mental asylum? Oh, I miss the 18th century
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates

I just read at http://tilarotspot.blogspot.com that she admitted she's not pregnant anymore. something about some steal fell on her belly and it killed the baby (or some shit like that)
God why would someone lie about being pregnant and got miscarriage...seriously, if i get miscarriage i wont go to OZ to promote my "album" or begging to be a cover of a magazine like she did..

Does she even have any idea how much time it takes before you're approved to adopt? It can take months if not years. We've been logged in for an international adoption for over a year now- we've endured all sorts of social worker visits, home evaluations, lots and lots of money- and we're 2 sane, healthy, drug free people. These organizations are very selective- heck, you could even get approved, travel over there, and the foreign reps could call the whole thing off if they suspect something in the milk ain't clean. Maybe this is a black market adoption- that's the only plausible scenario if she's serious.

i kinda wish mtv would give tila a reality show again..just so, i can watch a real crazy person on TV.

Hilarious read about Tila's lame bodyguard company.

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2010/02/15/tila-tequilas-bodyguards-pr...

Her only money was coming from Joe Francis's company and he dumped her today, PR fired her and she can't get another firm to work with her, her assistant quit and her body guard service let loose with another PR released calling her a drug addicted liar who they had a failed drug intervention with.

At some point you have to look around and realize it's not everyone else with the problem, IT'S YOU! RIP Tila you are a gonner. And thanks Myspace for starting all of this Tila madness in the first place. Crash and burn you bastards!

Perhaps Tila is using Madonna and Angelina's adoption agency...

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Are you serious? Um, this chick is nuts. Why the hell isnt she locked up in a mental hospital? I mean really. There is something seriously wrong with this chick and no one seems to be doing anything about it. When did this become acceptable behavior from a human being where people are letting her tweet this shit? For fucks sake get the girl some help someone.

And people say Megan Fox is a bitch. At least she's working. Unlike the recent targets, who I can't hear enough from (Heidi Montag being one of them)

You know you guys are encouraging this whatever-she-is-these-days to keep pulling stunts. I know, we're here to be irreverent, and that's cool and all. But 249 comments? With this going on, what's gonna stop her from doing God knows what?

That's not to say I don't like the jokes. As a matter of fact, keep them coming. But fuel makes fire, and you're stoking Tila's.

Skank.

I’m waiting for this bat shit crazy woman to call this Twitter performance art.

Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 8:07pm.

There is not even a medication in existence to cure this... but there are mercenaries.

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There are! ;^)

Everything you need to know about this mess.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_x5aeLIWr0oo/S3iish4WXhI/AAAAAAAAAHg/Zm7Ywe-hsB...

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Submitted by holyrollernova on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 8:14pm.

http://tilasrotspot.blogspot.com/?zx=e60430f8d58da97d

check out this site, has tons of crazy tila shit. some guy she went to hs with dishes all about how she faked being pregnant a bunch of times in school and was such a crazy whore her parents moved and basically disowned her.

good stuff.
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This deserves a repeat!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 9:42pm.

Ha. I was just wondering why ever tweet has some BIG news. Did everybody get sick of the "just got back from the shitter" tweets and decided every one should be drama filled? I think it's pretty safe to assume that any tweet from this ho is total BS. Just wish TMZ, Radaronline, etc, etc would stop posting about her.

Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 9:44pm.
Still, you've got to give her credit for making all of us here look wholesome and respectable.

I feel so normal right now I can't stand it!! LOL

BTW...never look up whack job on google without the safe search ON!!!

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Still, you've got to give her credit for making all of us here look wholesome and respectable.

She looks like a LaToya mini-me. Wish they'd become BFF.

Since she rose to fame as the MySpace girl who had the most friends or something, her Twitter follower numbers are pretty anemic. No wonder she had a concussion, a miscarriage, and a new kid in 24 hours.

Submitted by holyrollernova on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 8:14pm.

http://tilasrotspot.blogspot.com/?zx=e60430f8d58da97d

check out this site, has tons of crazy tila shit.
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Dang, that is a crazy site. Catching her in ALL the lies and has screenshots, wow. *bookmarks site*

Thanks whore!

MichaelK, this woman is giving you a serious run for most hilarious postings of all time. I'm not really sure that you're up to beating her in this dept. anymore. After all, you haven't had anything dieing in your butt and you haven't brained yourself in order to improve your comedic skills. I'm seriously thinking that your dedication is lacking...

I didnt know I could feel this much hate or disgust towards another human being... am Im really ashamed to feel this way to another human, but she is full of such vile...
I hope she offs herself. Anyone this fucked up should not even live much less have even an maggot in her care. Im not a mean person, but this trick is a nasty delusional whore. What a sick fuck...

**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K

http://tilasrotspot.blogspot.com/?zx=e60430f8d58da97d

check out this site, has tons of crazy tila shit. some guy she went to hs with dishes all about how she faked being pregnant a bunch of times in school and was such a crazy whore her parents moved and basically disowned her.

good stuff.
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what do i think? i think why not. rock and roll.
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is Tila dead yet?? just checking...I am on a Please Let Tila Die sit in....on 24 more hours to go!! Yeah!!!

I'm confused. Really. Isn't she pregnant? Or at least, didn't she say she was? Why would you adopt when you are pregnant? Wouldn't that be a lot of stress to deal with on top of a pregnancy?

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

There is not even a medication in existence to cure this... but there are mercenaries.

I really do hope that she does die, and I have no hesitation in saying that. I'm glad she appears to be suffering. I'd like to have a photo of the dent in her head, to put up on my wall in my office.

Submitted by Ford_Prefect on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 7:26pm.

i don't know about putting it in writing....already spooking myself out even saying a highly-probable revelation. just reading the tea leaves, and the leaves for this crazy goblin says she can't continue on like this without succumbing to a wildebeast, an upturned loveseat (cause we see a singular chair ain't cutting it) or a six year old Russian. she makes the impossible possible. i dunno.

This is the kind of crazy that ain't even fun. She makes me feel violent--damn delusional garbage pail kid. She needs to have the kind of illness/accident one doesn't recover from. Either that or she needs to be banned from all access to all media sources for the rest of her pathetic misbegotten life.

Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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@caprica six."..put adoption papers in for a Russian boy, who's only going to beat her senseless, and leave her for dead, by the time he's six."

Can you get that legally in writing? If Psycho Mini Sasha will snuff Tila's dumb ass out, I'm willing to wait the 3 years.

After reading her tweets, I declare that Tila Tequila is one of the most successful internet-meets-IRL trolls I've ever seen. She even LOOKS like a troll.

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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

I'm away for 36 hours (to considerately give Tequila space so that she passes into the light from her cracked head with some dignity) but she resurfaces with this mess.

She's wailing about "something being wrong" (Teq, hon, you are damn right something is wrong), climbs on chairs half naked then sends us the memo that she's put adoption papers in for a Russian boy, who's only going to beat her senseless, and leave her for dead, by the time he's six.

This is where the story is going, folks. And, bullshit, she can't type up a sensible tweet, let alone full-on adoption papers. Too much. Everything (negative) has already been said about this bitch that is in some way, shape or form, true. No one else, not even Lilo (WHAATT?!!), compares to this hob-goblin's phantasmalism.

Yet more proof of why Twitter is the devil's work.
The baby she's carrying would be better off if she miscarried. Then died.

Freaking ditz. She's going to Russia to bond with him? God help him.

And as a side note, it's really sickening how lightly she talks of Casey's unfortunate passing. What a selfish asshat.

This woman has lost her damn mind and frankly I don't care anymore. I find her childish antics to be rather eye-rolling.

What's a girl to do when she wants to stay in the limelight but has no talent?
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy

First of all, Tila, what you are experiencing is your womb growing YOU STUPID TWAT. That's what happens when you get pregnant. It's not all fun and games. If you've never had bad period cramps before, it can be uncomfortable. It even was for me, and I used to get periods from hell (until Mirena!)

Second, there is NO WAY IN HELL this stupid delusional drug addict of a bitch is getting a kid from Russia. My husband and I have been trying to adopt a child from Ukraine or Belarus and it is FUCKING HARD. Yet, maybe money talks to them and she's shelling out hard cash. We don't have that kind of money.

I wish this dumb bitch would just fall off the planet.

@ TITS Thanks for the info. Many of us have experienced 'people' like this even if it was just on the periphery (i.e. chatrooms) Amazing.

We had one chick in our chatroom who was dying and decided she wanted to go to a chat meet. Supposedly she had finished a round of chemo before the trip. A few of the people she was meeting were nurses and noticed that her head and arms were shaved. But she had eyebrows. When you have chemo your hair falls out, there is no razor stubble. She was a gonner after that (chatwise)

Maybe if we all plug our ears and shut our eyes, it will steal her power, and she'll just disappear.

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Does anyone remember choose your own horror books? I can't remember what the series is called but I had number 5, I think, about a haunted hotel.

Anyway, this Tila woman amuses me greatly. Becides epic easy to discover lies, she's managed to insult people in all the major social groups in LA.

Submitted by Zappy on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 4:46pm.

Those links about the munchausen by internet and other stuff was great. If you're around chat long enough, you're bound to 'meet' one or two..or more.
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and some gossip blog commentators too...

oh yes.

the one i encountered here was my first. shocking stuff.

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Well now we know why she isn't an actress. i mean if ur going to fake this shit at least make it believable. she thinks she's going to lose her kid and she refuses to go to the hospital. seriously. yeah cuz she's not pregnant. then to top it off she thinks she's miscarrying so she logs on and adopts a russian kid. wtf. stupid bitch

I'm willing to bet that she OD's this year.
Erratic, unstable, delusional. She's just too far gone...

Bitch has multpls personalities
maybe one of her personalities is prego while Tila is adopting

* grabs popcorn*

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Okay, this is JUST MY OPINION...

She was never pregnant.
She is not a lesbian or bisexual.
She did not get a phone call about a baby from Russia.
She didn't give a rat's ass about Casey Johnson, other than PUBLICITY.

And I am not sure about whether or not she is batshit crazy or just an attention whore of epic proportions.

What I do know for absolute certainity is...she needs to be put out of OUR misery...pleasefortheloveofgawd.

Apparently, she's feeling better cuz she's back to tweeting!!
So is she still pregnant??? I'm confused.

This just proves that anything is for sale in Russia. There's no way any governmental agency would approve the adoption by a mentally erratic, delusional, pathologically lying vietcong hooking porn whore.

PLEASE, someone shoot this bitch in the head; do us all a favor...

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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits

I'd bet this cunt is not mentally ill...she's an addict of some kind. I'm guessing that addict behavior--lying, stealing, hurting everyone around you to continue your high--took a toll on her family an that is why none of them give a shit one way or another about her. If she were legitimately mentally ill, they would know, and would most likely intervene once she had gone off her meds. She has no friends or family because they've all probably cut her off until she sobered up.

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I have relatives who have adopted out of Russia. I don't know what huff addled teen age mother to be she made a deal with, but all the adoption agencies I know of, you have to be MARRIED. You can't just say, "I'm an American CelebTard, send over a toddler." Maybe Vadge or Brangelina could pull it off, not that crab infested loser.

I call bullshit on the adotpion.

Those links about the munchausen by internet and other stuff was great. If you're around chat long enough, you're bound to 'meet' one or two..or more.

Tila Tequila is a sad little loser.