But What She Really Wants To Do Is Direct!
Vadge is practically an English film director since she sucked the life out of one for all those years, so she's the obvious choice to direct a movie about the affair between King Edward VIII and American socialite Wallis Simpson. And she's also a good choice because her arms look like they battled the Serbs in World War I.
Variety says that noted historian of the British monarchy Vadge will write and direct the biopic titled W.E. Alek Keshishian who directed Vadge's Truth or Dare will help her write the script. If Vadge's screenwriting style is anything like her songwriting style, then expect every other word to rhyme.
W.E. will tell the story of King Edddie VIII who left the throne only months into his reign in order to marry twice-divorced Wallis. The two became the Duke and Duchess of Windsor and lived a life of leisure as socialites.
Vera Farmiga of Up in the Air and Orphan is considering taking the role of Wallis Simpson.
This will be Vadge's second time yelling at actors through a blow horn. Her first movie, Filth & Wisdom, premiered at the Berlin Film Festival in 2008.
This sounds like a mess in the making, but as long as Vadge doesn't spread her acting skills over it, it shouldn't be too painful. Although, don't be surprised if she has to step into the role of Wallis Simpson at the last minute when Vera mysteriously gets attacked by a muscly, hairless creature (SPOILER ALERT: Vadge's vag) in her sleep.
And here's Vadge at the Brahma beer box in Rio with Gerard Butler (whose complexion is starting to resemble a scratched-at genital wart), Rodrigo Santoro and Baby Jesus.
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Good lord, this has disaster written all over it! Vadge you can't act! What the hell makes you think you can direct? Really King Edward VIII and Wallis Simpson? This so called fairy tale was exactly that; a fairy desperate to avoid the throne at all costs finds the perfect beard who also happened to be the worlds premiere social climber! A match made in heaven for both of them to be sure. Now if Vadge were to tell the real story and hire a great director that could work! I'm just saying!
I don't get it MK. Madonna's arms look like they fought the Serbs in WWI? Are you suggesting that Madonna has proto-Nazi arms? Or do you believe she is a succubus who has been sucking souls for over a century, with part of that time spent as a member of the Triple Alliance?...
She is rapidly approaching my Heather Mills level of disdain. I.Quit.This.Bitch.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
Vadge has to wear long hair to cover her dumbo ears and facelift scars
That's why I love you Speakit!!! You are a floozy!!! :D
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Let me dirty up your mind.
vadge is a tired OLD bore
she would sing a song with tila tequila if she thought it could make her relevant again..
desperate.
yeah, thats right
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:39am.
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Oh come on, you know I like to have an excuse to grope anyone so let me be!!! :x
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you don't need an excuse. groping is free baybeee!!!
Submitted by speakit on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:34am.
well.. (((hugs)))
honey, you don't have to get so excited. it's just me.
hmmm... I wouldn't have thought you were a beer drinkin' gal. I would've thought something fruity and sweet would be more your style.
on topic: we're talking about the fukkin beer in the pic, so lay off
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Oh come on, you know I like to have an excuse to grope anyone so let me be!!! :x
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Soultonic on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:27am.
I really miss the way they used to make videos back then. They used to put so much creativity and heart into those videos. Now videos are crap.
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tell me about it, they had a back story, it was like watching a mini movie.
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:30am.
Speakit!!! (Hugs)
Brahma is a Brazilian beer hot bitch!!!
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well.. (((hugs)))
honey, you don't have to get so excited. it's just me.
hmmm... I wouldn't have thought you were a beer drinkin' gal. I would've thought something fruity and sweet would be more your style.
on topic: we're talking about the fukkin beer in the pic, so lay off
Snideychick sez:
In thumbnail #3 she looks so flattered/smug that Gerard Butler is pawing her. Doesn't she know he'll fuck anything with a pulse? That's no compliment!
And baby Jesus looks none to happy in the last pic. Someone may not be getting his milk money this week.
Speakit!!! (Hugs)
Brahma is a Brazilian beer hot bitch!!!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
I really miss the way they used to make videos back then. They used to put so much creativity and heart into those videos. Now videos are crap.
Souxsie and the Banchees rock! Makes me wonder if Souxsie is still around.
This is how it's done:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcbkGJspQks&NR=1
Submitted by Soultonic on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:13am.
I saw this bitch perform at Coachella some years ago and someone threw a water bottle at her. It was really funny.
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and then she pretends to be all punk because she can air guitar.
the older she gets the sadder it is, she was so cool in the 90's, a cunt, but a cunt that was working it.
I saw this bitch perform at Coachella some years ago and someone threw a water bottle at her. It was really funny.
Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZH_ODJHNsk
UKer only contributes on Vadge posts. I suspect loonies google their favourite stars everyday in order to locate sites mentioning them.
As for dying in a fire, I predict this movie will, should it ever be made, crash and burn. She is getting more self-indulgent and that is bad for anything she does. Every new project tears away at past accomplishments and over-saturates her own pop market. Only money is holding up what is left of her rule and her skin. It is funny because she is so laughable.
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:45am.
This post is making me thirsty for a Brahma... That can never be good. :(
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okay well then maybe you can tell me wth a Brahma is.
Submitted by Lory on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:43am.
Is that her BJ face? Dang... Just... Dang...
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I am pretty sure it's her cue to her assistants "I am thirsty get the dick... my mouth is a bit dry."
ugh what gets me is this bitch now thinks she is brazilian...
This post is making me thirsty for a Brahma... That can never be good. :(
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Is that her BJ face? Dang... Just... Dang...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by justincase on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:30am.
UKer is a Vadgeloonie
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Vadgeloonies, maddyloonies, queenaloonies, madgeloonies: they are all crazy and actually worship this hoe, they somehow think this bitch gives a rat's ass about them.
and her face looks like a 1992 madonna covered in saran plastic wrap. How avant-garde
So, homegirl is going to start directing? Well, she can't be worse than Guy Richie, right? God knows no one is worse than that fucker...
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Let me dirty up your mind.
UKer is a Vadgeloonie.
Submitted by SugarSnatch on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:10am.
side note: madonnaloonies are a trip, these bitches are delusional.
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Can I get an amen
her face looks weird in those photos
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
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Long are the days where this hoe was actually worth listening too, although i must confess something tingles when i hear like a virgin at the dollar store.
once a hoe always a hoe, her ability to open her mouth so wide is the reason she got so big. just ask anyone who lived in nyc in the early 80's.
side note: madonnaloonies are a trip, these bitches are delusional.
ps: first comment on here, i have been reading dlisted and members comments for the past 3 years and decided what the heck might as well add my 2 cents.
Poor Guy Richie. Fuck VADGE.
I’m looking forward to Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes. Any project by the first lady of Argentina, I mean the first lady of the cinema, whether it be acting, directing, whatever...not so much.
One look at her approaching that microphone with her mouth agape makes me understand why Baby Jesus is, well...Baby Jesus. It’s fear shrinkage!
Its just nice to see her not being so serious and having some fun... she looks absolutely wasted drunk.. good for her.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 11:08pm.
Achally I believe both of these things. I think she did a pretty good job - she looks pretty good. But she reeks of desperation. The first one nullifies the next.
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*deep sniff* Yup, desperation. With a top note of formaldehyde.
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Do Not Touch My Sunggie -- Submitted by Certifed Alt on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 10:31pm.
Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 11:04pm.
Vadge is a pathetic old cougar.
Next?
Submitted by GiveIt2Me on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 10:24pm.
wow she looks really pretty
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Achally I believe both of these things. I think she did a pretty good job - she looks pretty good. But she reeks of desperation. The first one nullifies the next.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Vadge is a pathetic old cougar.
Next?
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 8:50pm.
GB was caught in a fit of bruxism in pic no. 8. Also, look at the vacant stare of someone who hasn't slept in days.
I'm calling coke head.
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...or meth. GB has that teeth-grinding "now what" tweek face going on bigtime in this photo. Whatever his drug of choice I agree he hasn't slept in days.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
wow she looks really pretty
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 7:42pm.
I wonder: if you set fire to Madonna's face, would it just melt off all of the implants and fillers and then reveal her true face?
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I dunno - let's sprinkle her with Holy Water and find out.
♥ Threadkilla!
And it isn't in education. It's history. It's poetry...It's in DListed.
~ J.D. Salinger, adapted by caprica six
Dear UKer -- You sound like a JJ loon. Please vacate the premises and scamper off where you belong.
Hugs and drugs.. ooh maybe not,
DWM
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Submitted by UKer on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 6:55pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 6:51pm.
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Both David and Rocco are spending time with their father. M is a good parent, say what you like about her but her parenting skills are impeccable. People need to stop all this nastiness towards her. LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE!
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You need to stop it. You know about Madonna's "impeccable parenting skills" for a fact, do you? Live with them and all, do you? You don't know. You like Madonna, great. Most of us here don't. Deal with it.
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"How's that hopey, changey thing workin' out for ya?" - Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
Submitted by babybunny on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 7:39pm.
now the world is finally seeing exactly how ugly and selfish and dare I say MAJORLY talentless Vadge really is...it took almost 3 decades, but her gig, just like Tommy Girl's is up...real talent lasts, this fake shit is just that...shit...
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I don't think they've figured that out yet.
Why do women get plastic surgery? Don't they realize it makes them look older?
Exhibit A: Heidi Montag.
I love that Vadge is still in great shape but why did she do that to her face? Some fillers and botox would've done the trick! She's only 50.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
she must have cheek implants, something wierd has been going on with her face for the last year
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Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 7:33pm.
I posted that I wanted her set on fire, mowed over by a snow-grooming machine at the Olympics, and thrown into a woodchipper. How come I don't get love from UKer?
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I heart woodchippers....
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You heartless wench!!! Don't you know you are chopping up some lil' seedling's mama????? *cries unconsolably*....
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Well, now, I think I do deserve to get burned at the stake! Show me where to stand and let's start this barbeque!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Madonna is very mean to her gay, sweet brother... that is why I don't like her! He spent his life in service to her and when he had a problem *sniff,sniff* she refused to speak to him ever again. He is aging beautifully, her, not so much!
GB was caught in a fit of bruxism in pic no. 8. Also, look at the vacant stare of someone who hasn't slept in days.
I'm calling coke head.
Submitted by LawDog on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 8:44pm.
I'm out, Evil Cupcake's grandma kicked me in the head when I opened the box. Didn't realize she was a ninja.
*drives self to hospital*
Peace out and a special goodnight to Uker: Hope Madonna dies tonight!
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Sorry about that LawDog! She'll calm down after you bite into her.
Hahahaha@Hope Madonna dies tonight! UKer is gonna get you!
I'm out, Evil Cupcake's grandma kicked me in the head when I opened the box. Didn't realize she was a ninja.
*drives self to hospital*
Peace out and a special goodnight to Uker: Hope Madonna dies tonight!
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Famous last words "Lizzy, get off your fat, lazy ass and go chop me some fire wood" Mr. Borden
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 8:38pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 8:32pm
You won't have any relatives if you keep this up.
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Hey, someone's always got something in the oven. The family just keeps growing and going!
Submitted by LawDog on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 8:36pm.
Evil Cupcake, do me a solid and throw in a grandma and I will be your slave.
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I can throw in grandma on my dad's side. She is marble cake with milk choclate frosting. Will that do?
*throws grandma in box, kicking and screaming. Slaps extra frosting on to shut her up*
Yep, granny's on her way!
*ties string around box so granny can't escape*
She is a fiesty one!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 8:32pm
You won't have any relatives if you keep this up.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Gawd she's gross.
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"Don't mess with him...Trust me, you don't fuck with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They're unpredictable." ShitMyDadSays on Facebook
Evil Cupcake, do me a solid and throw in a grandma and I will be your slave.
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Famous last words "Lizzy, get off your fat, lazy ass and go chop me some fire wood" Mr. Borden