Monday, February 15th 2010
Pukey In Pink
SamRo posed for the paps last night dressed like the simple boy in grade school who pees sitting down, eats raw instant oatmeal as a snack and regularly gets sent to the principal's office for smearing his booger's on another kid's face (aka me in the second grade aka me today).
You know, it's good and everything that SamRo is so excited about her sneakers, but she really should get excited about taking vitamins instead because homegirl is thisclose to looking like Mr. Burns. When you make Lindsay Lohan look like a spring daisy, it's time to start sprinkling an Emergen-C on every chocha you're about to eat.
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This muff muncher must go! Her 15 minutes, no make it 15 seconds, if even that, were up like way past last year.
She was cool two years ago when nobody knew who she was. Now she's just too skinny, ugly and annoying. Go away SaMANtha!
Pepto Bismal
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
Is she pre-op?
What is it with all the drug addicts in the news these days? Being a junkie is the new ticket to stardom and attention?
G'morning wood y'all...
And now I've seen it all. I can die a happy person now that SamRo was caught wearing pink. The circle of life is almost complete.
Looks like Strawberry Shortcake after listening to too much Indigo Girls on her Ipod.
hahaha omfg, that mr. burns line almost had me spitting out my coffee.. so freakin true!
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 9:57am.
...she isn't famous because of Lohan ...Ronsons are very rich new york elite familly
Really? Then I'm surprised she doesn't have better taste.
Anyway I don't think paparazzis paid too much attention to what she was doing before Lohan... or maybe it was me who didn't pay attention
this dipshit aint no fking dj
bitch thinks Fleetwood Mac
is a new hamburger at McDonalds
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If she ever stops doing coke, she is going to blow up and be HUGE!!!!
As a DJ she suck
her sister makes purdy dresses and suits
mark dont do it for me....his music sucks too
she isn't famous because of Lohan ...Ronsons are very rich new york elite familly
*vomits*
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Ball friendly
As a DJ she suck
her sister makes purdy dresses and suits
mark dont do it for me....his music sucks too
she isn't famous because of Lohan ...Ronsons are very rich new york elite familly
*vomits*
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Ball friendly
looks just like this ghey friend of mine from the 90's... so horrible.
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"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
She looks horrible here. Does her frequent cocaine use cause her not to eat? Or does she have an eating disorder, and often uses coke . Either way, not looks good here....
I eat raw oatmeal! It is yum with a little bit o brown sugar and sometimes a few coconut shavings. Mmm.
I have a soft spot for boyish looking chicks like SamRo, Hillary Swank in Boys Dont Cry, that chick from Queer as Folk, Agyness Deyn, and Edward Furlong (back inthe day, before the junkie chunk)
UGH...GTFA and quickly
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Judging from the looks of her, gash-gobbling must be fat-free.
She is a dyed-in-the-wool dyke, unlike Lohan, who is merely a poseur.
That is all I have to say.
Have a great day, y'all! :o)
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
samro...you can wear all the pink you want but you still look like a boy.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
And, she is def a snorter. Gain some weight,dude.
Why the fuck is she famous?? For walking around with Lindsay all cracked out. I mean, I really have no desire to hear this person play record's at all. And, the whole uglay pose's are just pathetic! GO AWAY!
Who knew Napoleon Dynamite had a kid sister?
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
OMG! She's even wearing pank nail polish!
What an adorable little boy who is bound to get beat up at the middle school.
Actually, she looks like a not very cute Winona Ryder.
I can see myself walking right behind her as she's making this pose, kick her hard in her boney ass and watch her fall on her fug mug.
Awful, wretched, barf, dry heave... but at least she's not scowling!
Skinny jeans that fall off one's waıst ıs just as RAWNG as skinny jeans themselves.
She makes Lohan look fresh.
If she cannot blame drugs for thıs look then she'd better concoct somethıng!
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When your skinny jeans are baggy, your crappy fashion sense is the least of your problems. Poor girl looks like she's close to death.
Submitted by Soultonic on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:02am.
At the end of the day this girl is skinnier than half you bitches, so yeah, go on and hate.
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I'm pretty sure she's skinnier than 96.5% of the bitches here.
At the end of the day this girl is skinnier than half you bitches, so yeah, go on and hate.
Snideychick sez:
I see she's been dumpster diving for 80s fashion again. What's the matter Sam? Couldn't find a spiked leather cuff to go with?
90210's Donna Martin FINALLY ditched the bleach job.
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Oh shit I'm laughing so hard I just spit my drink all over the computer. I'm dying here.
I fucking love this website.
she looks like a dude.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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A really shitty piece of skin stretched over a skeleton...nice.
Where do these people come from and why are there any cameras near them.
She usually flips off the paps so this is an improvement. As for the way she looks...
She looks like a little Jewish boy concentration camp victim.
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LOL@MK posting the same picture three times to make it look like they didn't only get ONE of her face. That's sweet of you, MK. But it's ok - we know she's still shy - and hey, can you blame her?
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gross...no wonder lilo wants this...nobody else does...
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LOL - that photo says a thousand and one words. None are kind.
Lesbo-Gumbie. Ridiculous...Grow up Dykasaurus!!
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I'm your huckleberry...
Gross.
Obviously an expert at cunnilingus.
She's like 30-something now right? Sam is too old for that shit. Those clothes and shoes belong on a teenager who shops at hot topic.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
She looks like a gender confused musk stick.
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Do Not Touch My Sunggie -- Submitted by Certifed Alt on Wed, 12/23/2009 - 10:31pm.
You'd think all that Pepto-Bismol someone threw on her would have mellowed her out somewhat. Guess not. Do we have to start thinking about her as a lipstick lesbian now?
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