Brooke Mueller Is Still A Wreck
Charlie Sheen's wife Brooke Mueller has once again checked her crackhead ass into rehab for substance abuse. This is Brooke's - oh why bother counting. TMZ says that Brooke shuffled off to The Canyon in Malibu last Tuesday. Bitch is still on that narcotic, I see.
Just last month, Brooke was hospitalized for pneumonia. Right after she was released from the hospital, she went off to a rehab facility in North Carolina. Brooke's rep swore she was just there to recuperate from her pneumonia, but several sources said she was really there to quit the bad shit. And now she's back in the tank!
Another source tells Radar that right before Brooke went to rehab on Tuesday, she hit the bottle like my relatives at a funeral. The source went on to say, “It was just more of the same with Brooke. Her mother had been begging her to go into rehab. It got to the point where even Charlie told her to go to rehab because of their kids. She had one final party, drinking pretty heavily, and Charlie was with her part of the time. But when he left it didn’t stop. The next day she was in bad, bad shape and that’s when she went into rehab.”
Brooke's latest rehab stint could ruin the prosecution's case against Charlie Sheen. Charlie is in trouble in Aspen for allegedly beating on his wife on Christmas Day. Brooke claims Charlie put a knife to her froat and threatened to off her. They both had the sweet nectar running through their veins at the time. And if Brooke admits that she was doing drugs around the time of the Christmas incident, her credibility could be shot to hell.
At this point, Charlie and Brooke should just drive their kids into the woods and let them be raised by wild otters. Better yet, they should just put the children on Denise Richard's doorstep, ring the bell and then run away. You know, I never thought I would actually type a sentence like that and actually mean it. You see what Charlie and Brooke are doing?! They are summoning the end of days!
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Wonder if she smoked crack during her pregnancy.
This too shall pass
I read that she has been using crack. I hope she gets some help in rehab.
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
The Evil Witherspoon Doppleganger strikes again!
Definitely see that Ally Sheedy/Sigourney Weaver/Jack Nicholson in the Shining and a hint of Ted McGinley.
You know what a celebrity is???
A person who has ALL the smae problems as you & me TIMES 100...but has us all convinced they don'[t have ANY problems and that they're SPECIAL.
This bitch looks NOTHING like her pictures...she looks like a damn homeless bag lady...
Unreal
By the way, she looks like an untalented Mare Winningham.
Wow...Carlos Irwin Estévez sure can pick the ladies, eh? Why doesn't he just hop the fence and marry a guy (outside of Cali, that is)?
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 7:30am.
Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:48am.
Oh GOD I hate John Lithgow too!
Especially when he's being all animated, reading one of his fucking books for kids.
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I take it you've never read Farkle Mcbride?
Submitted by Passionate on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 9:06am
I was gonna say a younger version of Steve McHattie. (Watchmen)
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What did Charlie see in her?
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She looks like she needs to be committed.
she looks like alex from real housewives of NYC without makeup.
i dont give a shit about some rehab whore
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I see ole Charlie boy playin this out until the court date in Aspen... then dumping her fugly ass like a rock.
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She looks like Jack Nicholson in The Shining.. Wow she fell off fast !!
If she has an ongoing drug and alcohol problem, she knew it before she got pregnant, as did Sheen.
Why do these fuck-ups (both famous and not), have kids? I wish everyone had to have a psych evaluation before having kids. Oh and financial affidavits so they can prove they have the money to support them. Never going to happen....
I have seen countless examples of poor parenting, in both famous, and non famous couples. It's sickening.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 8:07am.
Charlie Sheen needs to stop getting married. More specifically, he needs to stop spreading his seed.
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My thoughts exactly, a good vasectomy and some ice packs would be a good call and judgment. Then again, this is Charlie Sheen.
It's like a mix of Ally Sheedy in Breakfast Club, June Cash after a gig and Johnny sex in the morning, with a tad bit of Little House on the Prairie and you got a Charlie Sheen wife.
Charlie, you fuck the crazy women, not marry them and make a family!
a wreck who finally looks like one of 'us' in this picture....ha
She kinda has that Sigourney-Weaver-mouth thing goin' on. Manly jaw & thin-lips. Deadly combo, and not in a good way.
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Submitted by Gaza Strip on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:10am.
Who cares?
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I am guessing, you don't. ; P
Charlie Sheen needs to stop getting married. More specifically, he needs to stop spreading his seed.
More proof that alcohol is aging. She looks 10 years older than she is, had bad caps on her front teeth, and some crows are missing lots of feet.
With all Charlie's money he could have done better than this defective. 3 times the legal limit on the twins 1st Christmas, and then ends up creating a legal nightmare for the husband who lets her live in the lap of luxury, I don't believe he did anything to her but tell her to knock off the gallons of spiked eggnog she was snarffing down. What a pig, what a bad mother, what a failure. Rehab is not going to make her uncrazy.
I'm getting married next month. I WANT this chick's makeup artist. And hair stylist, too. Didn't she have silky blond hair like a month ago???
Submitted by Caramel on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:48am.
Oh GOD I hate John Lithgow too!
Especially when he's being all animated, reading one of his fucking books for kids.
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So true! Didn't know who she was at first. The girl is looking pretty haggard.
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And to thınk Denıse Rıchards ıs the sanest ho ın hıs harem.
They should just buıld a rehab center ın theır backyard and save on gas.
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She looks like one of the Charlie Mansheen girls.
Cage match with Professor Amy Bishop!
Submitted by dementa on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 2:00am.
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OMG THAT WAS CREEPY AS FUKK WHY YOU GOTTA DO THAT TO ME BEFORE BEDTIME????
Wanna be terrified?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNtGYdm2rOY
And I totally think the Sheen kids should be raised by otters. Those cute little bastards deserve bebehs more than these gross creeps.
Oh GOD I hate John Lithgow too!
Especially when he's being all animated, reading one of his fucking books for kids.
she looks like one of those hippy moms who would make organic cupcakes for her kids to take to school, and then the kids would be all embarrassed because the other kids just brought duncan hines and none of the other kids want to eat organic cupcakes. :(
Submitted by dlaugher on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:11am.
Yeah, i don't like Anthony Edwards. He's harmless and it's irrational, but he just bugs me.
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okay, now that's just crazy. :P
I feel that way about John Lithgow.
Wild otters? Lmfao.
I guess Amy Brennerman from Private Practice is handling Brooke's case.
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"Better yet, they should just put the children on Denise Richard's doorstep, ring the bell and then run away. You know, I never thought I would actually type a sentence like that and actually mean it."
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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:06am.
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 11:56pm.
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well, he has a lot of lip.. but he is a freak
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He does have a lot of lip!
When I see a no lipped person, it usually looks like they are sucking their faces into their mouth.
Please allow my post to be the 99th of the evening to remark on how much Mrs. Sheen resembles Ally Sheedy here!
Other than that, otters, bears, dachshunds,cannibals, the Sheen babies would be better with any of them!
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 11:49pm. But no lips still freaks me out. I mean like when people have a big rack of teeth and hardly any lip visible at all. idk why i'm sorrrrry, it freaks me out. it just freaks me out. i don't know why.
Yeah, i don't like Anthony Edwards. He's harmless and it's irrational, but he just bugs me.
i don't know, little teeth are kind of freaky too. having said that, people capping their teeth is getting out of control too. If they were to remake Treasure of the Sierra Madre, they'd have to go to France for actors.
Who cares?
Submitted by Italics on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 11:56pm.
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well, he has a lot of lip.. but he is a freak
Submitted by speakit on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 11:49pm.
But no lips still freaks me out. I mean like when people have a big rack of teeth and hardly any lip visible at all. idk why i'm sorrrrry, it freaks me out. it just freaks me out. i don't know why. i need lip therapy or sumthin
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Could something like this be the reason?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBM_qsGum8U
“Bitch is still on that narcotic, I see.” MK
Hmmm, I think that’s a prerequisite for marrying Charlie Sheen.
Submitted by dlaugher on Mon, 02/15/2010 - 11:46pm.
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You're right.
But no lips still freaks me out. I mean like when people have a big rack of teeth and hardly any lip visible at all. idk why i'm sorrrrry, it freaks me out. it just freaks me out. i don't know why. i need lip therapy or sumthin
Enough with the thin lips comments! It's people like you that have created the monsters known as nicole kidman and meg ryan. they looked better with thin lips, didn't they? to each his own preference, but hey, some people have wide hips, some thin lips, some are tall, some are short, some are dumb, some are smart (i could go on all day). Get over it! She looks pretty good with her hair done and make up on. i had no idea who this was at first. (and yes, my lips are just slightly more full than hers--not as thin as my dad's almost non existent lips were!) still on topic--remember how all the gossip was about what a loser charlie was (probably true) and poor brooke couldn't take it anymore. the whole time she's boozing it up and drugging too! what about those poor babies? i hope they have a good nanny.
Sorry but you can see the coo-coo in her eyes. Definitely lookin like Sheedy.
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gah..i thought this was ally sheedy...and not in a good way...
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