Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Are Getting Married
It was just a few years ago that Nicole Richie was picking Paris Hilton's crotch crustaceans out of her eyes from sleeping next to her during The Simple Life, and now she's all grown up with two chirruns and a new fiance! Meanwhile, Parasite is still blowing cum bubbles out of her ass. Some useless whores never change.
Joel confirmed the news on his Twitter last night: "Yep. i'm engaged. Very happy. Yeah we've been engaged for a while so your all kind of late on that. But Thanks for the hooplah all the same." But a few beats later, Joel erased it and wrote this: "Just woke up. I'm screwed. Oh boy."
YES, Joel! You really fucked this one in the ear. You were supposed to announce it on the cover of OK! Magazine. And now your check is going to be missing a zero. Thanks to you!
But seriously, Nicole also silently let the puss out of the bag when she showed up to Letterman last night with a big shiny rock on her finger (evidence below)
A source-type tells UsWeekly that they are planning the wedding for this summer.
Nicole and Joel have been together for over 3 years, so they had a good run. Now that they are getting married, they can finally know what it's like to completely hate each other. Because like my mom's thrice-divorced drunk friend says, as soon as you slip that band on your finger you suddenly become annoyed by the loud sound of your husband peeing (SPOILER ALERT: she's a bitch). Sounds fun!
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I don't have a problem with marriage. It's the fact that they put it off for so long because they "didn't want to rush into anything"... riiiight okay, but having TWO KIDS didn't permanently bind you already? The first kid, okay, maybe unplanned, I can get behind that. But SECOND KID? And they were still all coy about the marriage issue for months afterwards. Shut the fuck up, Hollywood idiots.
Hate the bangs, love the shoes.
I always wondered if her real mother would ever come out of the wood works. Does anyone know the story behind her adoption?
I think I decided to stop watching TV the other night just because Nicole was on Letterman. She's not famous for ANYTHING and she goes on his show for...what? To promote...what? To just show off her stupid ring and flatulate that she's ENGAGED finally to Joel (yawnathon!!!)?!. At least she got Sad Clown Baby, now that's something to be proud of...geez...
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Submitted by yoboo on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 11:01am.
Why does the media sell this nobody as a superstar to everyone? I really don't get what is so fascinating and "beautiful" about her. If she hadn't lost all that weight a few years ago and lied about how she did it no one would have ever cared about her at all.
I totally agree. She also is marrying one goofy looking turd.
I wish them continuing happiness, but they still look like heroin addicts to me.
What the hell is wrong with getting married and why does everyone have to be so goddamn bitter about it?
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Oh, goody. So nice of them to try out the whole family thing with two kids before deciding that they wanted to commit to each other.
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Good for them.
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 10:49am.
What the hell is wrong with getting married and why does everyone have to be so goddamn bitter about it? I know quite a few happily married people. As if it wasn't already hard enough to get a man to commit, we have all these negative fuckers out there screaming to the rooftops that marriage ruins everything. FUCK!
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Thank you! Marriage isn't the problem its the person. My hubby and I have happily bumped uglies for 10 years now and I love him. We make each other happy.
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I agree with you ladies. I've said it before... nothing feels better than to love and be loved.
ETA: 'sept a mind numbing orgasm that makes you forget your name for half an hour.....
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Submitted by shandi on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 10:38am.
Actually, once I slipped the wedding band on my finger, it seems like EVERYTHING my husband did all of a sudden annoyed me. He's been annoying me ever since. Sometimes I just look at him and think WTF? What the hell did I marry him for?
We are having our 19th anniversary in June, by the way. As you can imagine, by now I am VERY annoyed by the man.
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 10:49am.
What the hell is wrong with getting married and why does everyone have to be so goddamn bitter about it? I know quite a few happily married people. As if it wasn't already hard enough to get a man to commit, we have all these negative fuckers out there screaming to the rooftops that marriage ruins everything. FUCK!
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Thank you! Marriage isn't the problem its the person. My hubby and I have happily bumped uglies for 10 years now and I love him. We make each other happy.
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Judge This Haters!
1. They have been saying that for like 4 years now.
2. I thought they were ALREADY married, like they just up and did it some time last year. Whatever. They just keep bringing it up for publicity or something.
she looks AMAZING!
Submitted by char on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:11pm.
Two fug emos get married. The end.
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well, that makes them the perfect couple then, doesn't it? :)
I'm happy for them, and in the thumbnails, she looks fabulous, even if she does look a lil Paula Abdul. I want those shoes.
parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 11:08am.
I don't understand how Joel has THAT much money. Good Charlotte sucked and had what- one hit?
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O these peeps are all cut from the same cloth. That's how they know each other. The only reason he has a band is that he had money to begin with.
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Two fug emos get married. The end.
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
I bet you Paris Hilton kickin her new bf wtf his name is with dildos for not makin her prego or married yet!
Paris needs pull a Demi.... have 2-3 kids in a row
move to some Idaho farm and grow potatos for 15 years or so
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Congrats to them! No, I do not have the answer to the mystery of what function she serves to make her so famous.
I was never one who felt the need to get married but after dating for 6 years my boyfriend and I eloped. Things have been better than ever, year anniversary in a month, so marriage is not the end! In fact, there is something nice about being married although I can't put my finger on it...
I don't understand how Joel has THAT much money. Good Charlotte sucked and had what- one hit?
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Why does the media sell this nobody as a superstar to everyone? I really don't get what is so fascinating and "beautiful" about her. If she hadn't lost all that weight a few years ago and lied about how she did it no one would have ever cared about her at all.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 10:58am.
I like what they do for charity, and for some reason I love her. But yes, no talent....maybe I like her because she seems to have grown up and Paris is still the same loser whore.
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What PSL says. Being together has done both of them a world of good.
I like what they do for charity, and for some reason I love her. But yes, no talent....maybe I like her because she seems to have grown up and Paris is still the same loser whore.
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I don't know what you've done to me, but I know this much is true
I wanna do bad things with you
Sad baby clown is a cutie. People give so much credit to Nicole Ritchie, she is Ok but not great at all, she has no talent
This relationship has been good for the both of them. I wish them all the luck int the world.
What the hell is wrong with getting married and why does everyone have to be so goddamn bitter about it? I know quite a few happily married people. As if it wasn't already hard enough to get a man to commit, we have all these negative fuckers out there screaming to the rooftops that marriage ruins everything. FUCK!
That being said, I fucking love Nicole and her douchebag fiance too.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Actually, once I slipped the wedding band on my finger, it seems like EVERYTHING my husband did all of a sudden annoyed me. He's been annoying me ever since. Sometimes I just look at him and think WTF? What the hell did I marry him for?
We are having our 19th anniversary in June, by the way. As you can imagine, by now I am VERY annoyed by the man.
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Whatevs.
She looks lıke a broke down Elvıra/Snookıe hybrıd ın these photos.
Marryıng for cash flow?
I smell ıt. Do you sluts?!
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And her newsworthy talent is.....?
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I bet Joel's future father-in-law is Dancing on the Ceiling.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Sucky - me too... wtf?
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Congrats, Nicole :) Oh . . . and seeing Wonky so wasted def. gave me a good start for today. Thanks, MK ;)
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I thought she was already married to him.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
And in a huge coincidence, they'll get married right around the time Bitchie's lame shitcom is going to debut.
(@angel_i , thanks for "shitcom".)
Good for her for finally growing up, unlike her ex-BFF. I wish her and Joel a long and happy marriage.
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Nicole seems to have a handful of cells to rub together upstairs, unlike her old sidekick. She did some pretty fun shit (altho' probably staged) during The Simple Life... dumping loads of bleach over pool tables and molesting hot little country boys. I'd do all that shit, so I kinda dig the little brat.
That said, bad move getting hitched. They'll be splitsville in no time now.
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Can anyone explain to me how Hollywood seems to do everything backwards with regards to relationships? It seems like many have the kids (plural) first and then get married. What are they doing? How do you love someone enough to share kids but not enough to marry them?
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These two don't bother me. They got two kids (with retarded names) but they seem like a good couple. Good for them.
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They are only getting married so they can have a big, dragged out, nasty, bitter divorce.
Everyone has to have a cash flow plan ın 2010!
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LOL@Bad Greenday. STILL haven't heard a song of theirs *pats self on back*. It's a life long mission.
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I love her coat.
Indeed.
I don't like these ho's, but I don't hate them either. Nicole seems to have straightened out since she got with Joel, and actually seems happy now, so good for them!
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 9:57am.
I can't hate on Nicole. Yes, she was one of the spearheaders in the 2000's famewhores movement. But, she always seemed like fun, spoiled, but the kind of spoiled that would share the goodies.
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Totally agree. I can't really blame her for getting involved becuz, quite frankly, I could totally see myself being drawn into that craziness at her age. But she also seems like one of the only ones who realized what bullshit they were all creating. She gave no emotional, loud good-byes to the famewhore world, she simply became quieter.... I dig that. Like the rest of us, she can't help what she was (sorta) born into - I think she does a pretty good job with it. (I'm not sure I'll still be saying that after her shitcom comes out). But she's hella funny so it might be ok...
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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 9:53am.
I know, but I always found it funny when Chris Rock commented "Good Charlotte? More like Bad Green Day."
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Ahh, gotcha. My bad.
Not familiar with the Chris Rock comment.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 9:57am.
I agree. She seemed to settle down pretty quickly, too.
Meh, she looks nice, big freaking surprise about the engagement. NEXT!
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Submitted by sushi on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 9:53am.
I know, but I always found it funny when Chris Rock commented "Good Charlotte? More like Bad Green Day."
lol Love Chris Rock
And why was she invited to Letterman's show?
I thought these two twatsticks were already married...?
*donkey punches Donkey Punched*
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"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie