Tila Tecate Light Is No Longer Fake Pregnant
Yes, I know I should delete the season pass for Tila Tequila's Horror Show of Hoaxes from my brain, but I feel like I need to continue to ride this circus train until it crashes into the side of a mountain.....for the final time.
So to recap: Shortly after Tila's "wifey" Casey Johnson died, she announced that she was with child. Tila claimed the father of her baby was The Game. The Game denied this. Tila later promised to announce the real identity of the father. But before she got to do that, Tila "dented" her head this past weekend and had to go to the hospital. Then a couple of days later, Tila complained about pains in her stomach. And now it finally seems that Tila's shadow fetus is nothing but an old storyline. Just like that.
Before boarding a flight to Australia (apologies to Australians) yesterday evening, Tila told the paps that she had a miscarriage. Even the fraudulent palm reader with halitosis (who once told me I was going to meet the WOMAN of my wet dreams soon) could see this one coming. I mean, in Elphin "Tila Tequila" translates into "lying troll."
But there's more. Over at Tilas Rotspot (via ONTD), they posted an e-mail exchange between Tila and a fake magazine editor. The fake magazine editor tried to beat Tila at her own game by pretending they were interested in using her for an upcoming spread but were concerned about her growing baby bump. Tila responded with this:
"So, as of right now, after the unfortunate accident last night with my head concussion and miscarriage, I am no longer pregnant. Please don't announce to the media that I lost my baby. It's something very private to heartbreaking to me and I dont need the media to poke fun of someone who just lost her baby. I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE THAT. BUT I AM STILL GOING TO KEEP TRYING TO HAVE ANOTHER BABY OR JUST ADOPT ONE."
What happens when you trick the troll? Do they jump off the bridge? Or does a group of women who suffered real miscarriages push it off?
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I'm so late on this one, but if she "miscarried" why does she keep going on and on about marrying her "baby daddy"? Wouldn't that be sort of absolete at this point? And I thought she was a lesbian? I'm so confused...
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Submitted by Italics on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 10:57pm.
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Italics on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 8:20pm.
clairey, I’m sorry her atrocious behavior is stirring your painful memories. There is no question she has not experienced a heartbreaking loss like you and others have. But more importantly, she will never feel or understand the enduring love binding a mother to her unborn child. ((hug))
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As a card carrying member of the miscarriage club, I empathise with you clairey. I also had a difficult time reading about Tila faking a pregnancy and miscarriage. It was a very selfish and childish thing for her to do. She cares for nobody but herself and with all the self-destructive behavior she engages in, she apparently doesn't care all that much. Her payback is occuring as I write and will continue every day she has to live with herself.
Italics, your words to Clairey are so kind and caring!!
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Oh Bowchickawawa, I’m so sorry for your loss. ((hug)) My response to clairey was intended to comfort her but it was also meant to encompass all mothers (including you) who have lost a child and feel emotionally provoked by a woman devoid of intellectual and emotional intelligence - a woman who is navigating through life without a moral compass. She is an exhibitionist and opportunist. Her utterances are as irrelevant as a gnat buzzing nearby. Wave it away!
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Wow you guys are really nice thanks- I have actually been feeling really miserable at work all day, even though this happened nearly 2 years ago and I have now got a beautiful little girl you never really get over it and when you start to think about it all the trauma and emotion is still there- I guess you kind of repress it. Bowchickawawa I cant even imagine going through that more than once let alone 7- I am english and saying things like this doesnt come naturally to us but I find the strength that you must have really inspiring.
I actually feel sorry for Tila though, because how unhappy and messed up would you have to be to make this shit up? I think that the Game should sue her for defemation, then everybody would see in black and white what a fake she is and hopefully she would disappear and deal with her issues well away from the rest of the english speaking world!
I really hate how she says Blue Dress is her song when it was written by Depeche Mode. She's a mayfly on their radar but I wish they'd sue her.
Here is our Hour by Hour Log for each 24 hours we spent at her house.
6:00 am: Shift change. Arrive on scene, get report from previous shift including locations on lawn where Tila may have vomited, pissed or shat (shit) in the house and in the front yard, as she waits in front yard of her house for Paparazzi or anyone with a camera to show up.
10:00 am: Tila awakes long enough to eat a Zoloft and gin sandwich.
10:10 am: Tila accesses Twitter to say something stupid.
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WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHITTING ON THE LAWN????
i just can't with her anymore. i read this first part and just stopped after copying this vile nasty...just EEEWWWW!
i have lost 3 babies to miscarriage and i am just apalled at her. this is so low. its a slap in the face to every good woman who has suffered.
I'm not sure if i want to vomit, cry, or punch her in the uteris right now.
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I think mastication means to chew your own penis...
She is a disgusting person she should have both lips stitched shut a disgrace for all women. My sister suffered a miscarriage and I would not wish that on any one for her to pretend is terrible all smiles and making a joke sorry for all the women that have had to deal with her and her craziness
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 9:43pm.
Submitted by Italics on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 5:58pm.
I lost my first baby at 7 weeks, the baby wasnt planned but was the worst and most painful experience of my life both mentally and physically. I stayed inside for a whole fortnight afterwards and reading these posts brings it all back- I hope she realises what she is doing and how stories in the media stirs up terrible memories for all women who have actually had to endure the death of their unborn child. Its obvious that she has never experienced this because anybody who had would never behave in this way.
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clairey, I’m sorry her atrocious behavior is stirring your painful memories. There is no question she has not experienced a heartbreaking loss like you and others have. But more importantly, she will never feel or understand the enduring love binding a mother to her unborn child. ((hug))
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As a card carrying member of the miscarriage club, I empathise with you clairey. I also had a difficult time reading about Tila faking a pregnancy and miscarriage. It was a very selfish and childish thing for her to do. She cares for nobody but herself and with all the self-destructive behavior she engages in, she apparently doesn't care all that much. Her payback is occuring as I write and will continue every day she has to live with herself.
Italics, your words to Clairey are so kind and caring!!
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Oh Bowchickawawa, I’m so sorry for your loss. ((hug)) My response to clairey was intended to comfort her but it was also meant to encompass all mothers (including you) who have lost a child and feel emotionally provoked by a woman devoid of intellectual and emotional intelligence - a woman who is navigating through life without a moral compass. She is an exhibitionist and opportunist. Her utterances are as irrelevant as a gnat buzzing nearby. Wave it away!
What a fucking lunatic.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 11:54am.
Bowchicka: Yeah. It's sick. I'd actually wish that kind of pain (physical and emotional) on her. Just so she'd know not to play like that.
I'm sorry, Bowchicka. That is way too much for a nice person like you to go through. It's heartbreaking. Hope you've mended some.
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Aw thanks Hekki, I appreciate your kind words. I was off the computer all day and just saw your reply. I've come to terms with my limitations but it was a long period of mourning the dream of having a biological child. I would say that it was only recently that I have accepted that. Something about approaching 42 caused me to realize that if I want a child, I need to go about it another way. I've had two bunk rounds of IVF and won't be going through another...too hard on me and the odds of conceiving now are so low for me. I'm in the process of considering adoption. Some parents are put on this earth to love a child that is already here and has nobody to love them...and will never cross the path of the Jolie-Pitts. :-)
Submitted by vidz on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 11:25am.
@TV
You forget, asians seem to love that kind of shit.
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I'm asian and I am disgusted with that action :D so...not all asians love to have golden shower or some poop in their mouth ;)
Submitted by Italics on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 5:58pm.
I lost my first baby at 7 weeks, the baby wasnt planned but was the worst and most painful experience of my life both mentally and physically. I stayed inside for a whole fortnight afterwards and reading these posts brings it all back- I hope she realises what she is doing and how stories in the media stirs up terrible memories for all women who have actually had to endure the death of their unborn child. Its obvious that she has never experienced this because anybody who had would never behave in this way.
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clairey, I’m sorry her atrocious behavior is stirring your painful memories. There is no question she has not experienced a heartbreaking loss like you and others have. But more importantly, she will never feel or understand the enduring love binding a mother to her unborn child. ((hug))
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As a card carrying member of the miscarriage club, I empathise with you clairey. I also had a difficult time reading about Tila faking a pregnancy and miscarriage. It was a very selfish and childish thing for her to do. She cares for nobody but herself and with all the self-destructive behavior she engages in, she apparently doesn't care all that much. Her payback is occuring as I write and will continue every day she has to live with herself.
Italics, your words to Clairey are so kind and caring!!
she just cant stop lying...she lied about being in the first class too.
the fake pregnancy and fake miscarriage are such an insult for women who are really expecting to have baby and to those who got miscarriage...
I really hope someone will take her to mental hospital.
I've been meaning to ask this question for a very long time but who the thundering fuck is Tila Tequila? What does she do? Why is she famous?
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Don't tell the media? Does she think that twitter is a private communication between her and the fairies?
Submitted by clairey claire on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 5:58pm.
I lost my first baby at 7 weeks, the baby wasnt planned but was the worst and most painful experience of my life both mentally and physically. I stayed inside for a whole fortnight afterwards and reading these posts brings it all back- I hope she realises what she is doing and how stories in the media stirs up terrible memories for all women who have actually had to endure the death of their unborn child. Its obvious that she has never experienced this because anybody who had would never behave in this way.
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clairey, I’m sorry her atrocious behavior is stirring your painful memories. There is no question she has not experienced a heartbreaking loss like you and others have. But more importantly, she will never feel or understand the enduring love binding a mother to her unborn child. ((hug))
Dear Australia,
It would be super nice of you people to keep this one for a while. Maybe you could put her in a clay hut somewhere in the outback or something.
Sincerely,
The USA
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There is something wrong with her.
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
I used to think this woman was just a famewhore. I still think she's a famewhore, but I also think she is mentally ill. You don't just lie about things like having a miscarriage. Even F-listers like the Kardashians don't do that. It's sick. She has got serious mental issues if she is willing to lie about things like that and then happily pose for the paparazzi without so much as a twinge from her conscience. She needs help.
Why is her face always so shiny? And do those two-toned star tattoos have a particular meaning? I see those on people all the time (usually on the insides of the elbows) and wonder about that.
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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But, wait! What happened to the baby she was carrying for her brother? Dun-dun-dun-duuuunnnn!
What this bitch needs is Howard K Stern.
Australia, why are you letting it in your country? But since you are, would you mind terribly keeping it? Would it help if I apologized in advance to the 10,000 people she's about to accuse of assault, the 22,225 she will accuse of stealing from and/or stalking her and the 1,000,000 dudes she will blame as being her newest phantom baby daddy?? Hey, it's high time y'all did something to atone for Crocodile Dundee. Thanks bunches!!
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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There is no way she'll pass the psych eval for adoption. No. Fucking. Way.
Perfect timing...miscarriage just in time for Australia...we wouldn't want some fetus ruining a good time. (Pass the bump and give me some shots)!
she is mentally ill...where is her family or friends? she is in need of major intervention... has she alienated everyone? where did this trick come from and how does she actually support herself?
I lost my first baby at 7 weeks, the baby wasnt planned but was the worst and most painful experience of my life both mentally and physically. I stayed inside for a whole fortnight afterwards and reading these posts brings it all back- I hope she realises what she is doing and how stories in the media stirs up terrible memories for all women who have actually had to endure the death of their unborn child. Its obvious that she has never experienced this because anybody who had would never behave in this way.
She conveniently skips off to Oz after a "miscarriage" while wearing white leggings and heels.
The hospital she went to after she "fell from the chair" could verify she was never pregnant. For her game to be so weak now shows me she never miscarried baby "Jayden" years ago either.
Her plane crashing would be awful for everyone else on the plane. That being said, I hope someone opens a door and she's sucked right out.
First of all, there is a 1-2% chance of having a miscarriage after your 12th week of pregnancy...secondly, a chair falling on your stomach is very unlikely to harm a fetus, unless said chair is indeed a sofa. And, like another poster pointed out, she would have definitely needed a D&C or D&E. If that were the case, she wouldn't be hopping on a plane to go anywhere.
This woman needs to be seen by a psych. Unfortunately it seems like she doesn't have anyone in her life that cares enough to have her committed.
Ugh, stop ... please, just stop.
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karma will come around and really fuck this fools life up for what she's done (doing).
her lonely life is very sad looking from an outside perspective. she realizes it and realizes the mess she's made of her, , "career" and reputation.
I haven't listened to her in person long enough to say for sure of course, but she exhibits all of the qualities of Histrionic Personality Disorder overlapping with perhaps some characteristics of Dependent Personality Disorder. Sad. We are actually feeding every symptom by discussing her in detail.
Remember when John Voight said that Angelina had been in therapy for the Histrionics?? Similar "absolutely anything for attention" behaviour.
I miscarried twice in the past five years...it is EXCRUICIATING...and this last one was two days of non stop hemmoraghing type bleeding...ending with a blod clot the size of a baseball...not only is it emotionally devastating, but the pain is surreal...it is like your body is giving up a life...back pain, cramps like a mutha...seeing this disgusting person brings this all back. Dear God, if you are there and care just a little for all the women on here who have experienced the nightmare of miscarrying, please delete Tila from the human race...believe me you will be doing us ALL a favor. Much Thanks Big One in the Sky!!
It's asshats like this twit that make the masses worship the ground brangelina walks on.
Submitted by whippersnapper on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 2:00pm.
DAMN! Her plane should have crashed.
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If she was the only one on it with no pilot, however, can't wish for that when other innocent folks would have to suffer/ Of course they were suffering being on the plane with her in the first place, so maybe a crash would have been a mercy for them.
I nominate myself and my friends from my miscarriage support group to push her off that bridge.
How DARE this bitch make a mockery of miscarriage like that?! I have had a miscarriage & believe me- you don't go hopping on flights the next day all smiley & dressed up during a miscarriage. You lay in bed clutching your belly & crying from the pain. I miscarried at 6 weeks & it was some of the worst pain I've ever felt, and it took about 3 weeks to be over with, during which time I was bleeding heavily and passing chunks the size of hardboiled eggs(TMI, I know, but relevant). My doctor had to give me prescription pain meds it was so bad. Luckily I passed everything on my own & didn't need a D&C. At the gestation she CLAIMED to be, you don't just 'have a miscarriage'. At 15 weeks losing a fetus isn't just a heavy period. First the fetus dies, then you start bleeding, then it PUTREFIES INSIDE YOU unless you have a D&C. Fucking dumb cunt, who the hell does she think she's fooling?
Fucking idiot. I hope she gets knocked up for real & then has a REAL miscarriage. And then gets rendered infertile by a botched D&C & gets denied on EVERY adoption application.
I must be retarded, I have no idea who this chick even is except that she gets talked about on celeb gossip sites.
And now I wish I'd never heard of her! what a skank... I've had a couple miscarriages, emotional pain is almost unbearable. What a bitch to fake it. Makes me wish I believed in karma and/or hell.
STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS FUCKING SLEAZY SAIGON WORTHLESS WHORE AND SHE WILL GO CRAWLING BACK TO THE RICE PADDIES WHERE HER TRAILER TRASH ASS BELONGS! SHE IS LOWER THEN POND SCUM!!!
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Miscarried my first and not at all fun. Lying about one as this idiot seems to have done is really really pathetic. I think her claim to fame may end up being Guinness Book of World Records most hoped for disappearance ever. She's seriously gross.
We totally called this.
Whatta kunt, using a fake miscarriage to get attention as if it isn't a REAL tragedy that happens to actual women all the time!
i just wanna know if theres some kind of legal action we can take if she doesnt follow through on the suicide...
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What a fucking cunt. Of all the things to lie about. I hope karma bitch slaps her but good.
And BTW, Tila, you suck at being a faker. If you had two brain cells to rub together, you could have done a better job. At 15 weeks along, you would have needed a D&C or possibly a D&E. It might even be a 2 day procedure. You wouldn't be skipping merrily through an airport to board a 20+ hour flight right afterwards. I hope a dingo runs off with your stupid midget troll ass.
This was a given. Obviously she was never pregnant and I'm guessing something will go wrong with the adoption as well and there will be no Russian baby.
Anyhow.. anyone know who makes that nightmare of a purse? It's heinous.
Ok, so we all know she's lying about well, pretty much everything that comes out her mouth. We all know she's either crazy/drug addicted/insane/attention starved/all of the above. We all know she has no talent or real purpose to even be in the media's eye. Sooooo, why do we pay attention to her again?
DAMN! Her plane should have crashed.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 11:56am.
I never gave two thouhts about her but now just love her! What is with you prudes, this woman is like redmeat to our pitbull Michael K and is true Hot Slut material. Oh yeah quit writing about her when she's the biggest loon out there with her hand on a gun to her head and her foot on a banana peel. Oh, ignore her. You go crazy girl.
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TOTALLY! This is like britney v1.4
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Buffoon...quick someone take her laptop away. Then she'll really have a breakdown. ....maybe.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 11:22am.
You can say pretty much anything to me, and I'll still love you... provided you keep the Eddie Izzard avatar.
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Yes and just think how she will cash in on the lactating pix once her milk comes in.
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this is a do not miss site!
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