How I've Missed You, Megan Fox
We haven't heard from this generation's Nietzsche in a while, because all geniuses must recharge their brains to continue to fart out words of wisdom like the ones Megan Fox gave to W Magazine. Megan has turned shitting out of your mouth into an art, and she doesn't disappoint here.
In the magazine, Megan talks about her panty ad for Armani. Megan doesn't think she looks classy in panties at all. Megan thinks that when she puts on a bra she looks like something Alberto Vargas created with his own hands. You can't make this up, but Megan can! She said, "There are some women you could put in underwear and photograph them, and it looks really classy and it doesn't necessarily provoke a pinup image. But with me, it does, immediately. As soon as I'm in underwear, I'm a Vargas girl."
Let's just pat Megan on the head and keep moving on....
Megan thinks she would make a wonderful mother, because she's really good at soothing Brian Austin Green when he cries about his career in the middle of the night, "No one believes me when I talk about this, but I'm really maternal. I worry that because I've always wanted [kids] so much, as the world goes sometimes, I won't be able to have them, even though I would be able to provide them with such an amazing environment."
And finally, you won't find Megan sitting with the other Hollywood actresses in the cafeteria, because she says she has no interest becoming friends with the likes of ScarJo or MiserAlba: "I especially don't trust girls in this industry, because it's incredibly competitive, and I'm just not interested."
See, this is why Megan is the thinking whore's Natalie Portman. Who wants to play patty cake with the girls when you can play patty cake with a peen in the boy's bathroom. You know, sometimes I really think Megan and I share the same brain....and that's why I drink.
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I am a female, I don't hate on Megan Fox, I think she is beautiful.
But I am sick of how often she talks about how hot she knows she is-- ad nauseum. Enough already!!
This too shall pass
NONO-
Your memory is not selective. I loooved Angelina before she revealed her conniving side. And I thought she was the most beautiful woman. Everybody loved her b/c not only was she exquisite, but she was dark and seemed really down to earth. She wasn't self-deprecating either, so she didn't have to deny her beauty to get most people to like her. It was just that she seemed at the time to not be trying so hard to convince everyone how she was sexier than anyone else.. She just was sexy, and that was enough.
Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 3:17pm.
Nobody's eyes are that blue. It's photoshop.
Submitted by Amber Taylor on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 11:37pm.
What the hell are you talking about just picking on her b/c she's "pretty"? The girl is saying she's a work of pinup art! That's not over-the-top self-masturbatory talk? This girl does her own PR in every interview. She was the first to compare herself to Angelina, and then she acts coy when everyone says the same thing b/c she has put the idea out there so not subtely. She uses what every "popular" girl in high school does: loud loving talk about thy self. You know the type: that girl who supposedly has men falling at her feet when you're not looking. She talks so much about it, she actually ends up convincing others of her delusions and pretty soon, Voila! She's the hottest thing in school. What's really also annoying is how so painfully obvious Megan is in her intent to convince others that she's all that.
Now I'm not saying Megan is not attractive and not all that already (she looks trailer park pretty to me, but that's just my taste), but she displays MAJOR mental issues about her image.
In every interview she boasts about how every guy's penis explodes when he sees her.
The most recent interview I read from her was one in which she said she was picked on in school for having long, lushes, lashes. Please.
Here's a test for you: Assume I'm a beautiful girl and I complain about how I can't go walk the streets b/c all the guys wanna motorboat my big boobies and all the girls hate me for it. "Oh, my life is so difficult." How does that sound? If you don't find a statement like that annoyingly self agrandizing, yo outta yo mind.
Most people don't hate on others for being beautiful. That's most people. I loved Angelina before I figured out what she really was as a person, and I liked her crazy antics. But this bitch, Megan, is just trying to convince others how she's the sexiest thing in the world in a very over the top way.
Sorry about the long post. When I have an opinion, I HAVE AN OPINION!
Submitted by nono on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 3:50pm.
Maybe because those others didn't say things as stupid as some of Megan's opinions.
If I remember correctly, some of the things Angelina used to say seemed rather crazy than stupid, and Natalie Portman might be a self-righteous bitch (which I like about her) but she doesn't seem to be stupid.
I'm not a big fan but I don't think there's anything wrong with what she said.
She didn't come off as vapid or dumb.
I think people pick on her because she's so pretty.
Last week we saw exactly what happens when a moron tries to sound smart edgy and cool... cough john mayer cough
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
In light of John Mayer-gate, this ain't so bad.
Ugh, more talking from Megan Fox ... never her strong point.
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not a good "cover" picture. nothing stands out about this chick's face except the fact that she looks like she knows her way around a cock & a pair of balls and gives hella good cum in my face expression.
Megan's musings are a good enough reason to drink oneself into oblivion. I mean, it is fucking annoying enough someone this stupid yet so stunning looking can get so far. It's downright unfair because it demonstrates that my brains are pointless and I might as well run around in my underwear like some brainless Vargas girl. Touche!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Vargas pin-up girls were/are WAY classier then this slag. It is good she is learning how to be a good mother by tucking david silver into bed each night.
Submitted by ethang on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:57pm.
While I agree with your comment on the surface...while no one is completely immune to haters how come I don't hear people hating:
Natalie Portman
Scarlett Johansen
Jessica Alba
and other strikingly beautiful women nearly as much?
I mean Megan is on the top of the list of hate. When Angie was the hottest thing before she became a sack of bones, I don't recall as much hate towards her either. Is my memory selective?
Not a brain in her head and she has gotten this far.
Not bad.
That's what some subtle plastic surgery and blowing the right people will get you.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
I think her eyes are blue and just reflect what she is wearing. Blue eyes tend to reflect like that.
When I wear the color green, I look like I have jaundice. Green is so not my color! When I wear grey or blue, my eye color really shows and NO, I do not have hazel eyes. I hate when people say hazel means eyes that change color. Nope, hazel means green/brown eyes.
My boyfriend has green eyes and always wears green to highlight them. He is Persian with black hair and dark skin, so it is quite striking.
I do think Megan dyes her hair black though. Her earlier pics show her with light brown hair, which would make sense with her coloring.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:19pm.
SpiceDong said it best!!! This girl is okay in my books and DAMN... she's HOT !!
Oh and i've seen "Hope and Faith"... she's ALWAYS had blue eyes !!
@vixen
just to clarify, i'm indian with the dots, not the feathers. lol
And yes, the eyes are greener on the other side ( I'm sorry, I had to.) My ideal is dark brown hair and super piercing green eyes.
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Vidz: There's some Indian genetics somewhere on my dad's side, who resembled George Clooney, and I have relatives with your coloring. And apparently, blonde hair and blue eyes, too, because my kids have blonde hair and blue eyes.
We're never satisfied, are we? IF I had my druthers, I'd have light brown hair and lighter green eyes than the olive I've got.
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@vixen
yes, hazel eyes appear amber or green
and blue eyes appear grey or purple.
but brown eyes NEVER appear blue
Especially not this shade of mattel blue
anyway, I'm just a jealous indian bitch. I have black eyes and black hair (tho I look fab with green contacts)
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Had I been the photographer, I would've have asked her to hold a copy of 'Ulysses', or a college textbook on advanced differential equations.
My eyes are hazel and everyone calls them BROWN but they are more GREEN and I wish they were a tad lighter. When I wear green, they look greener.
As for the mental giant known as Megan Fox, STFUAD!!!!!
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"How's that hopey, changey thing workin' out for ya?" - Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin
Dammit, I want chameleon eyes. >:(
kay, going out for lunch and shopping with my spawn before work.
y'all have a gudden
@stoney
some girls with really gorgeous hair-eye colour combis are adriana lima and rena sofer (handicapped wife of dead flying guy on heroes).
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:50pm.
ME TOO. My eyes can be apple green one day and dark brown the next.
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Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009
For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009
Poor Megan. She can't win. If she owns up to her hotness, she's a total cunt. If she's self-deprecating, she's fishing for compliments.
Women just hate her because she's hot. End of story.
I have always seen her with blue eyes...nevertheless some people's light eyes change color all the time based on their mood, what they wear or where they are...both my Grandpa, nephew and I are that way.
We are changelings.
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:34pm.
And the letter from the transformer's crew was more than enough reason to hate her.
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yeah, I read that. Maybe it's wrong, but I kinda go under the assumption that 99% of celebrities treat crew that way.
Hazel?? I'm googling pictures of her and her eyes look more like dark green.
haha! some chick asked if Megan Fox changed her eye color with eye surgery. Ahahahaha!! some people are comedy gold.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Nope, just wanted to point out that it is incorrect to praise this cunt for her "blue eyes and dark hair."
And the letter from the transformer's crew was more than enough reason to hate her.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:23pm.
Yeah! This cunt's eyes AIN'T GODDAMN BLUE.
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AND I BET SHE DOESN'T TIP.
AND SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T ANSWER HER VOICEMAIL.
AND I BET SHE DOESN'T HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE CARRYING BAGS.
Lol, stoney, you're funny. are you looking for reasons to hate her?
@speakit
yeap, she's till gorgeous, still hot. they've given her barbie eyes here.
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yeap, she's till gorgeous, still hot. they've given her barbie eyes here.
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Submitted by vidz on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:21pm.
@speakit
she has hazel eyes. check out hope and faith.
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Really? she has some damn good colored lenses then. I wonder what kind. I want green.
she's still purty.
Yeah! This cunt's eyes AIN'T GODDAMN BLUE.
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@speakit
she has hazel eyes. check out hope and faith.
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Submitted by tasty dish on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:17pm.
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YGGC and all the other people who don't understand the Fox hate. Sure she's not the greatest actress of all time but I think even she understands that. Although I am a little confused as to why you think ScarJo and Portman are pretentious. They don't talk much and they actually can act a little.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Oh, I forgot to give a shout-out to tasty dish for her words of wisdom as well.
kanderso's recent post doesn't fail to disappoint me. Like I said a million times, blast Megan Fox all the fucking time you want, but when you think about the likes of Heidi Montag, John Mayer, Paris Hilton, Tila Tequila, or Spencer Pratt, she starts looking better by the day.
I still don't know why she has to get a beating when she says she doesn't want to hang with the other girls. Now it's just getting silly.
i may be in danger of having my Dlisted membership revoked here, but sorry, i just don't hate Megan Fox. I get why some people do. but she doesn't bother me.
I find the ScarJos and the Natalie Portmans and their pretenious, snobby attitudes much more annoying.
Submitted by PinkStripes on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:08pm.
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Did you read something I didn't? She said she's not interested in being friends with women in the industry, not that she wasn't interested in having friends. Maybe she's trying to avoid the catty bitchiness.
rotten_egg
Haha, tell us how you REALLY feel. Don't hold back.
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Maybe she doesn't look classy because she's portrayed herself as a whorey bitch? When you say "I don't want any friends" it's more often than not that nobody wants to be your friend for reasons that you're a bitch.
Wake me up when this chick finds a personality of her own instead of desperately trying to copy whatever loser Angelina Jolie does/says. And I agree her underwear photoshoot was not classy at all, but it's not because she ends up being a Vargas Pin-up girl but because she's just plain tacky.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
She is gorgeous indeed with the blue eyes and dark hair. And she's so young. Trying to give her the benefit of the doubt here, but she really shouldn't try to be philosophical or smart or even give an opinion because she's just plain stupid.
Spicedong said it best.
damn, she's a pretty thing. Dark hair and blue eyes are a hot combo anyway.
SpiceDong
Damn, you're right, she does look like Barbara... I never saw the link with Jolie, unless it's because of brown hair and tats. Plenty of that in hwood though.
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Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 12:18pm.
I would make out with her, but only for a few hours.
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I know what you mean - I wouldn't want her to sleep over or anything...
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I tend to agree with her lack of interest in befriending any of the vapid actresses of her generation. None of them seem like they will be a true friend to anyone and their behavior speak for itself.
Having seen only one of her movies, I can't tell if she has acting potential or not...her stupid quotes are the product of lack of education and good management or the mags trying to make her out to be a joke (either way she needs better handlers to put a lid on those things)...but unlike other girls in the industry, I don't see her jumping from man to man, or stumbling drunk out of clubs (hello Hudson, Sienna and Lohan)...she has stuck by her douche of a BF for years and she doesn't behave like a whore or slut in my book. She may be a bitch according to some reports, but if she really wanted to be a whore she would have bagged every man in Hollywood by now, because she is pretty much the only one in Hollywood these days with the looks to be a real femme fatale yet she seems to lead a pretty low-key existence when she is not promoting movies or posing for magazine covers and ads.
I always thought she looked more like Barbara Mori than Angelina Jolie anyway
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I would make out with her, but only for a few hours.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
"this generation's Nietzsche"--ah, MK, how you make me laugh out loud and depress me at the same time!