The Holy Family Blesses Venice

The Urchins of Venice.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

MK's posts about celebrity fame whores are funny due to his biting wit. I like knowing as little as possible about these two but I do find most of your reactions, to anything Brange, bordering on insanity. Why so grumpy? Frills are for fools.

One thing I do know, as a parent, is that children as young as three love to choose their own clothes. I suspect little Shiloh has a mind of her own ... plenty of time ahead for her to dress slutty like the rest of Hollywood. And if she is a future lesbian, is that such a bad thing? When did it become clever to bash kids and dykes on Dlisted?

They're nothing if not predictable these two. Break up rumours, let's get the photo opps in!

Whatever happened to that year Holie was taking out to be a mum? She has worked on her shit films ever since?

Morbidosity, I am TOTALLY with you on that one!!!

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I think her hair looks fine

at least she's not sitting home with a perm or some pink sponge rollers in her head

Awwww GAWD BLESS the HOLIE SHITTS!! Fucking puke. I heard she was trying to oust the father, son & holy spirit from their posts on the cross.

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

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Submitted by K2 on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 7:15pm.

I don't think AJ has extensions - I think that's her own scraggly hair. Talk about a boring ass hair style.

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She definitely has extensions. Her hair is very thin and not nearly that long.

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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK

How fucking predictable! Bitch thinks people will fall for "we are soo happy" scheme.
She is one shitty actress if she can't even put on happy concubine show.
I feel for residents of Venice to have to encounter those trailer trash freaks who think of themselves as royalty...

Weave?

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Submitted by Libra on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 7:15pm.

Well looks like your prayers got answered... The twins are at FULL display in brangelina's new post under "Afternoon crumbs"...
Both of them look EXACTLY like Shiloh did at that age and not to mention... they have the same DUH expression too!!!
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Oh shit, they're one step ahead of me. lol . You're right - they already photo op'd them out. Still can't help but choke when I see this little babies dressed in black though. I just want to slap some freakin' color on those poor kids. And who was AJ trying to impress with the white coat? Was she trying to match Viv's hat? She's losing her mind ! What an extravaganza it must be to get these kids color coordinated and out the door. She must have the papz on speed dial ! Well, atleast it's nice to know they bring the twins out for fresh air every once in a blue moon. She's really trying to sell the "happy family " bullshit again.

Submitted by Libra on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 7:29pm.
Submitted by K2 on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 7:15pm.

Well looks like your prayers got answered... The twins are at FULL display in brangelina's new post under "Afternoon crumbs"...
Both of them look EXACTLY like Shiloh did at that age and not to mention... they have the same DUH expression too!!!
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Oh shit, they're one step ahead of me. lol . You're right - they already photo op'd them out. Still can't help but choke when I see this little babies dressed in black though. I just want to slap some freakin' color on those poor kids. And who was AJ trying to impress with the white coat? Was she trying to match Viv's hat? She's losing her mind ! What an extravaganza it must be to get these kids color coordinated and out the door. She must have the papz on speed dial ! Well, atleast it's nice to know they bring the twins out for fresh air every once in a blue moon. She's really trying to sell the "happy family " bullshit again.

shocker : family is dressed in blacks and grays for photo op ... while Shiloh remains the impossible one to dress. There is something so contrived about this family outing .

shocker : family is dressed in blacks and grays for photo op ... while Shiloh remains the impossible one to dress. There is something so contrived about this family outing .

Submitted by K2 on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 7:15pm.

Well looks like your prayers got answered... The twins are at FULL display in brangelina's new post under "Afternoon crumbs"...
Both of them look EXACTLY like Shiloh did at that age and not to mention... they have the same DUH expression too!!!

I don't think AJ has extensions - I think that's her own scraggly hair. Talk about a boring ass hair style.

I can't help but mention the absence of the twins again! Not for nothing - these children are over a year old - why are they never with the "family"? They're never out. period. Are they waiting for them to be able to walk and run from the papz before they start taking them out for the photo ops? I do notice that they finally have stopped carrying these kids. Although Shiloh's cut off date was alot sooner than zahara's or Maddox.

And Brad should enjoy his 3 month stint in booze land France !!

As for dressing Shiloh (as some have commented) , it's true - Jolie had this poor baby on the cover of People Magazine at only a few weeks old, sporting a dull colored shirt with sweat pants or some kind of pants. It was weird not to see this little baby girl dressed more girly for her coming out photo. It explains the boring black everything that AJ is constantly wearing - she has no fashion sense - Pitt wears the same color crap now too.

poor kids off to a new place for 3 months

Maybe Shilo is transgender. I remember Brad saying in an interview that Shilo only wanted to be called Peter or John after watching "Peter Pan". Well, I remember watching "Peter Pan" as a little girl and wanting to be Wendy or Tinkerbell, not one of the boys.

Gender confusion: one of the side-effects of having a crazy slut of a mother and a wishy-washy adulterous dad. Yay!

Goat's still going strong.

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Glad to_AJ got new extensions. Looks much better. Cute kids.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK

One of those brats is uglier than the other. Mini Munsters, ugh.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

Even with MK's sarcasm, this "holy" family bores me to fucking tears.

"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK

I love the amount of sarcasm MK uses when writing about these blowhards. Whenever I look at pictures of them I always get this vibe like these two morons expect the world to stop spinning whenever they enter a room.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy

Don't worry about her getting her claws into Johnny Depp, As far as I can see she used to attract her co-stars with her looks and her wild ways.

Now she has lost her looks and her wild ways have continued for so long that they could be considered a symptom of mental illness....not attractive... to anyone, least of the hottest man in the universe.

She has said in the past that she always falls in love on with co-stars (like Jhonnie Lee Miller) because she gets completely immersed in the role. That sounds crazy to me, like she mentally becomes someone else.

Run Johnny run!

Angie has never dressed her daughter gender appropriate. No frilly dresses cause God forbid it would mean shes conforming to her gender. I remember the People cover and she had on a little blue t-shirt. I'm not bashing her for her choice of clothes but dressing up little girls is always fun!

I'm in the minority here, but I hate the monkey hat.

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Sorry, my English is not very good looking." Celia Cruz

In other news, the Vatican has announced they are going on sabbatical for the next three months to devote all their time to worshipping Brangelina. LMAO MK! Shit that is funny!

She doesn't want Shiloh to be dressed up because then Angelina will have to share the spotlight and she doesn't like that. She has to the be "prettiest one of all"

...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...

What an unattractive looking family!
I thought Ms.Jolie was planning to take time off to be with her children...

i'm curious as to how many of her costars Angelina has seduced. I keep hearing it like it's a big number, but I can only think of a few? No more than most starlets? Did she do Ethan Hawke? Matt Damon? Jude Law? Antonio Banderas? I really don't get the hate on for this woman..... Is it REALLY all about her and Brad?

I like her, she reminds me of myself in some ways.... wild and crazy out of control youth, doing and saying stupid things... then spending my adulthood trying to live it all down.

It's gotta be fuckin fun to be one of those kids. Fuckin fun.

Submitted by super-ette on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 3:27pm.

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:29pm.

Well she might just want to be comfy. I cant imgaine any ulterior motives. When I was a little girl, I always wanted to dress like a boy. You would've thought I was going to be a straight up member of the Home Depot cardholding club. I hated leggings and girly things and loved Ninja Turtles and playing with my boy cousins.

Fast forward to me now in my mini-dresses, skinny jeans, knee high boots and different hairstyle every month and you would never know!

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 3:32pm.

Frankly, you couldn't pay me to lead their lives. I bet it is pure chaos-and not in a good way-behind closed doors. I bet at least half those kids are hell on wheels if not all of them.

I resent perfect people who have everything. They are so unreal.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity

Submitted by anony54321 on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 2:43pm.

i despise brangelina as much as i can possibly despise people i have never met.

their actions scream very loudly who they are and what their priorities are.
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Word. They are the king and queen of media whoring.

I do wonder if something is wrong with the twins. Surely they would shove them in Baby Bjorns for this outing. PEOPLE magazine will be so disappointed the twin Messiahs could not make it.

Submitted by You_Complete_Me. on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:29pm.
Does anyone else think it odd that their biological daughter is always dressed in a masculine fashion?

Yes, I thought the same thing when I saw this picture.......

Pretty soon she will be a blonde skeleton...where are the twins????

If this soul eating, hotness taking tramp hooks up with my Johnny I will personally hunt her down and rip her still beating heart out of her asshole !!
She has killed Brad's hot... now she wants the God among God's, Johnny. Fuck that!

Does anyone here know for sure Depp has signed on to do this movie? I thought he was still in talks... nothing was confirmed.
I wish he doesn't do it though... knowing Jolie and her man-eating ways, i'm afraid she'll at least TRY her best to steal Depp away from Paradis!!

*Had to mention this*

After all, Depp is 10,000 times hotter than Brad will ever be !!!

and angelina doesnt look near as skeletal as usual, tho her jowls are showing.

i think she is pregnant.

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The McCanns Did It

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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09

"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie

there is definitely something wrong with the twins. all the other kids were being carted around like accessories long before they were this age. they look slack-jawed.

and being raised by nannies, i am not surprised.

i despise brangelina as much as i can possibly despise people i have never met.

their actions scream very loudly who they are and what their priorities are.

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The McCanns Did It

*runs thru thread nekkid*
TEAM BAWK BAWK!!!!!!!!!

If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.

So tired of Rip van Goat-Beard and his concubine Adoptalina and their spawn trotting around the globe, hogging the spotlight they claim not to care about. GO AWAY already!

And I agree with others; no way is J-Depp going anywhere near Trampolina's fly trap vagine.

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"How's that hopey, changey thing workin' out for ya?" - Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin

I don't think that Johnny Depp would even consider touching Angie's adoptagina with a ten foot pole. LOL
I just don't believe that.

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ubmitted by Miami on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 2:22pm.
Notice Depp and his family are no where in site!

Depp also doesn't have the paps on speed dial like Brangie does.

I hate the fact that she will rub her leftover Billy Bob funk all over J. Depp.

How are these children schooled?

Brad will not stay in Venice for 3 months. He will make some "trips".

pistola81~I was looking for Pax too. Poor fucker is a mess, and always left behind.
He is there, though, in at least 1 picture.
Cutie!

Proof that Brad and Angie are attention whores. They are in the heart of Venice during Carnivale (the busiest time of year). They don't need to be where they are. If they wanted out of the spot light, there are many, many, cities around Venice, which are more fun and less crowded. Notice Depp and his family are no where in site!

Depp and Jolie are never going to happen. That is total BS!

Submitted by salacious on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 1:47pm.
You know, that explains why the messiah twins are rarely seen. She keeps them in their poke-balls.

LOL! Poke-balls. Monchichis, MK, I love you. I had forgotten all about those cute, lil fuckers. In the fourth thumbnail it looks like Angie's trying to look cool, calm and collected but secretly giddy and thrilled with all the attention.

they're still alive?

Magnum, yeah right!

*snort*

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