Tuesday, February 16th 2010
Mischa Barton Puffs Awaaaaay
Mischa Barton took a break from doing absolutely nothing to take a few hits of something something before heading to lunch with some skeazy-looking dude (her weedman)?
I don't know if Mischa is smoking the good shit, tobacco or what's left of her career. Who knows, but the paps claim she didn't toke and drive. They say Mischa pulled over, puffed away and then went inside. Nothing to see here. Besides, I'm not sure if the cops would've arrested her ass since they already got the memo that reads: "Mischa Barton can't even get arrested in this town!" Sorry for that. I think I'm getting contact high from these pictures.
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Gross effin pig.
I wısh she would toke herself ınto a goddamn coma!
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I'm surprised the Megan Fox story didn't appear on the Egotastic! site underneath the Links. I guess people aren't bothered by her anymore.
Mischa looks like a mess these days. I don't know.
Don't care about her.Just avoid ruining the sweet '71 Coupe' DeVille ragtop in a blizzard haze.
LEAVE MEESHA ALOOONEEEE!!! She prolly has a toothache or sumfin! :(:(
In all seriousness, she's got balls the size of Salma's chichis to be tokin in the front seat like that!
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lol! I'm doin' that right now!
clicking in here was like a cosmic jinx.
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I've been off and on all day. Damned job keeps cutting into my DListed time!
*flashes bewbies*
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"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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True Story: Smoking in car in front of house AFTER driving, police pull up, guy driving hands me item, I throw it out of window, I get a littering ticket! Only in L.A.! That was the old me, we killed her!
@Tigerlilly: don't you think the whole outfit is a FAIL?!
Misha, Misha, Misha...those shoes with those jeans? Really? Yeah, um, no...That heel height with jeans or pants is so "Memaw Couger bar whore tryna be sexay despite her hammer toe"...Those type shoes work with a suit in a law firm type environment...and that's about it. Either flats, kitten heels or some hot ass stilettos...
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If you want to use an mind-altering substance, fine. But don't get behind the wheel. I would not feel bad if she drove off a cliff. Problem is she'll kill someone else.
I thought it said "Mischa Barton passes away". Damn, that would've made my day.
She should not be smoking and driving. I smoked some really good stuff a few years ago and while I was walking home had tunnel vision big time. Glad I was not behind the wheel!
I say good for her. Her career is in the toilet she doesn't have an education, no husband or kids, and probably has enough money to live comfortably, so... no reason to stay sober.
Wow, she should be a lesson in what not to do in Hollywood.
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Submitted by snideychick on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 3:19pm.
Taylor Momsen take note: THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!!!
Soooooooooooo true!
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Everything I need to know is in my head.......or it isn't.
her face looks bloated...like that of a 40 year old alcoholic
I bet she needs a cupcake!
Well I'm in So Cal and I certainly haven't noticed people smoking weed out in the open. I wish though....
hope it does get legalized....I will never leave Cali.
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Get Serious FYI, it is practically legalized in California to smoke weed, who cares if you smoke outside even? Everyone smokes outside in SF, it appears LA has a similar tolerance in certain areas. It's just pot, not like it's crack or heroin. Obviously cops have better shit to do then bust some stoned celeb for smoking pot, hell, at least she's not driving after she tokes (that always ends badly, lol!) Mischa, Mischa, Mischa, when will you learn that the weed gives you the munchies and makes you get F-A-T!
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
This is not the first time cellulite cactus thighed mischa was photographed smoking dope. She's proving what everyone is saying about her (she's got no brains; she's as empty headed as parasite hilton is slutty) because SHE'S OPENLY SMOKING DOPE IN PUBLIC! Jebus; it doesn't matter if you're for or against smoking weed, but at least have the brain cells to know it's illegal & do it at home! What a dumbass...
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In November when CA votes to legalize - we'll all be toking up.
Wanna balance the CA budget. Legalize.
MK, I know YOUR happy about it too.
Next we will hear about how this was a rolled cigarette, not a joint. PAH. Bitch please.
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OT:
I saw some busted bitch smoking a joint inside R train once
noone even dared to say anything because bitch was sitting with her legs on top of another seat talking to herself and going nuts. We were goin under water and sometimes train speeds up and rocks on tracks
so this bitch flat out fell on her ass and hit her head and not only did she first grabbed her joint and ended up smoking sitting on her ass
she took her bag with her and sat on the floor all the way till I got off
it was amusing and sad at same time..cuz u couldn't tell how old she is and she kinda looked like burned down Lohan/Misha hybrid aka poster child for Methadone Awareness
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The sad part is this is the most talent I've ever seen her display.
Wow...she just gave me a great idea!
Somebody get this chick a roach clip.
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wow. that sure as hell doesn't look like her.
pot laws are ridiculous, though she probably shouldn't be driving... can imagine her driving that big boat 10 miles an hour down the 405... lol "wait... where were we going?"
Her face looks totally different now. I'd rather this chick smoke a little weed here and there than do the hardcore stuff she used to do. There were rumors about her doing heroin. Meh, I hope she gets her act together. The car is freaking fab though.
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Submitted by putas on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 2:52pm.
Word. She has a weris body and you just KNOW she will have the fattest cankles ever.
I'm going to guess it's a joint with a little powder on it.. coco puffy.
Don't seem like a ciggie.....
Maybe she's auditioning for the next "Cheech and Chong" movie
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Who cares what she is smoking--what a fabulous car!
Snideychick sez:
Taylor Momsen take note: THIS IS YOUR FUTURE!!!
She's not fat, but she's def chunked out since the OC days.
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Douchechill!
Well obviously she is smoking pot. No one smokes a cigarette like that and with such delight.
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Is she bloated or just not starved now? Or bloated and not starved? I'll opt for the second choice.
I see dead people....
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
doing nothing )))))
>> there is no patch for human stupidity <<
Joint big time.
then she got the munchies, ate her date and then went to in and out for a cottage thigh burger with extra cheese
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Oh Marissa... that's a case of life imitating art. Where's Ryan to save her from that douchey looking guy?
At least those bloated, upside down triangle legs aren't encased in leggings this photo. Baby steps.