Tuesday, February 16th 2010

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This member of a singing family has not always made as much money as he is making right now. He is probably the most famous of the remaining brothers. Anyway, since he has always tried to dodge creditors he has all his bank accounts and credit cards in his wife's name. Apparently the whole asking for i.d when using a credit card doesn't apply to this guy. Nothing has his name on it. (CDAN)

Who is the bacon roll version of Max Headroom (real name: Jermaine Jackson)? Can't La Toya slip a few dollars under Jermaine's greasy pillow? I'm sure her checking account is overflowing from all that milkshake money.

This Oscar-nominated/winning actress has always advocated the crunchy, granola approach to life. Even her official bio boasted that she was raised in a family that valued intellectual pursuits over plastic surgery. That bio changed recently… along with her face. Really, girl, if you’re going to try to be coy about getting plastic surgery, maybe it would be better to not carry your overnight clothes in your hands as you exit a plastic surgery recovery facility. Then again, she’s not the only one in her family who cares more about image than reality. Yes, they’re racking up the dark secrets in that family. (Blind Gossip)

Maggie Gyllenhaal? But for some reason I don't see as her as the type. Maybe she was visiting Jakey who was getting his no-no tightened?

This recently engaged star bragged to friends that she has no intention of marrying her betrothed. She claimed to be milking the situation to help her career and in several months, after the paps and fans have lost interest, she’ll call the whole thing off and milk the rest of the publicity for the breakup. Not Katy Perry. (BuzzFoto)

Minka Kelly and Derek Jeter?

Posted by: Michael K


I bet it was Julia Roberts who claimed to be living the crunchy granola lifestyle and went for plastic face instead. Especially now that she's in her 40s and selling Lancome ...

FIIISHSTICKSSSSS!

KnowItAll's picture

Blind item for female, commune livin' kid, now actress is most def Rose McGowan! Hello!

delirio's picture

I don't see the difference either in those "goodplasticsurgery" pics of Maggie Gyllenhaal

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#1- me
#2-me and your Mom
#3-me and Your boyfriend

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# 3 Emily Blunt!? SO going with Nicole Richie on that shiz! Just got engaged to Benji, and has been out of the news forever!

What we can expect:

Magazine Covers:"Nicole's Heartbreak" "Nicole and Benji: What went wrong?" "Nicole: I have to move on for the Children" "Harlow & Sparrow's New World" "Nicole plays mom, while Benji parties it up" "Paris: Nicole is a lot happier now. I love being an Aunt!" "Nicole (in a bikini): How I got my Body in shape after my World Fell Apart" "Lionel: Nicole is as Brave as Jesus Was" "Nicole's Sexy New Beau!" "Nicole: I'm in Love Again"...

That's over two months of Covers people!

#3 is Carrie Underwood I think. She's even in a "Got Milk" ad ( 'milking it' reference in the clue )

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Appearances are deceiving...but from what I'm able to see-Derek Jeter is living a life imagined by every straight man since the dawn of BIG BALLERS.I'd be okay with him perpetuating the lie...If it's not all it's cracked up to be.Which is why I won't mind if he does'nt marry this television chik.Us confirmed straight bachelors need to know that our hero's "get it" about the stupidity of locking down when you got SILKY SWAGGER.It can't just be Clooney.

Dark secrets...hmmm, sounds like Maggie's baby daddy has been playing hide the sausage again.

Dark secrets...hmmm, sounds like Maggie's baby daddy has been playing hide the sausage again.

Oh, and Dark Knight, duh.

Maggie Gyllenhaal

"Yes, they’re racking up the dark secrets in that family." That is also a hint.

two of her movies:

Donnie DARKo
SECRETary

Other than botox, I don't see that much difference with Maggie G.

Miami's picture

I go with Jermaine J for #1.
Not sure of #2, but I still think Maggie is fug. I don't see any improvement in her face.

Could number three be Drew Barrymore? She just got engaged to Justin Long?

Or, what about Nicole "I am not a drug addict or anorexic" Richie? She and Benji just got engaged, and her career is in the toilet!

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nono's picture

She actually does remind me of a droopy faced dog.

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Submitted by Spoiled on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 5:53pm.

fibi and Michael K may be right for Item 2. Maggie's subtle work is featured here:

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2010/02/15/the-new-and-improved-maggie...

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Honestly? I don't see it. I see a little collagen maybe and a better makeup artist but that's it...

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1. Nobu REALLY needs to get back in the kitchen or his restaurants are gonna go belly-up.
2. Maggie, that sanctimonius bitch. Chasing a parked car would give her better results, alot cheaper, too.
3. I think any actress who dates a sports star fucks up her career by just doing it, so I don't know about this one. Minka's been with Derek since the 70's so she's already ruined...I'll guess Carrie Underwood or Emily Blunt.
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zomay's picture

I'm still shocked Jermaine is straight.

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I really, really, REALLY hope #3 is Emily Blunt. After CDAN outed her blind on New Year's Day, I detest her. NOBODY cheats on Jim Halpert!

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Oh, Maggie. My fantasy sister-in-law. I hope it's not her! But she has been looking a tad different lately.

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Balenciaga Bitch's picture

I PRAY its Maggie G...hopefully she got those eyes pulled up at the outer corners so she doesnt look like she has a case of permanent droops. she looks WAY old for her age. Like a grandma.

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nono's picture

I am part of the "I think MG looks weird club" but yikes about this song:

http://www.spike.com/video/rap-video-that-made/3007965

It's like when Mxaim (I think) said SJP was the un-sexiest woman in Hollywood. While, I might not disagree, I thought it was mean to make a list like that.

chasing windmills's picture

oh, oh, oh... pick me, MK.

I think it was Uma. Or Sara J Parker

Maggie Gyllenhaal
Nominee Image for Maggie Gyllenhaal
Nomination:

* Best Supporting Actress - Crazy Heart

In only a few short years, Maggie Gyllenhaal built a solid reputation as a talented, cerebral actress in independent films, her non-conformist flair and penchant for examining social issues offering a different voice to the young Hollywood of the early millennium. A Hollywood native, she had actually grown up with filmmaking parents – to say nothing of her actor brother Jake Gyllenhaal – but theirs was a household that valued education, intellect and liberal politics over plastic surgery. Subsequently, the self-possessed actress and her apple-cheeked, silent film star looks were a revelation to critics – enough to earn Golden Globe nominations for “Secretary” in 2002 and “Sherry Baby” in 2006. Maggie Ruth Gyllenhaal was born on Nov. 19, 1977, in New York City. Her mother, Naomi Finer, was a PBS children’s television producer-turned-screenwriter (Oscar nominated for 1988’s "Running on Empty"), while her father, Stephen Gyllenhaal, was a published poet and Emmy-nominated director, whose films included "A Killing in a Small Town” (1990), “Losing Isaiah” (1995) and “Homegrown” (1998). When Gyllenhaal was a year old, her parents’ rising careers led the family to move to Los Angeles, where they gave birth to son Jake two years later

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fibi and Michael K may be right for Item 2. Maggie's subtle work is featured here:

http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2010/02/15/the-new-and-improved-maggie...

I was thinking Emily Blunt for the last one too. First one's Jermaine, not sure about the second.

TexnDoc's picture

#2, Susan Sarandon?

Snarkley's picture

It's so funny to me that all 3 of these blind items are about people whose entire lives are about publicity but the public really doesn't give a crap about them. That's a sad existence.

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

#2 is Rue Maclanahan

Mrs. Voorhees's picture

#2 is Rue Maclanahan

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Submitted by lifeislikecake

Kate Hudson
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I'm thinking it's not Kate Hudson as mom, Goldie, has her own surgical suite on stand-by at all times.

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Stoney's picture

Can't be Carrie Underwood. Who wouldn't marry that HOT ASS PIECE OF HOCKEY GOD?

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Maggie G has just been posted on www.goodplasticsurgery.com. Seems she's had a few tweaks to her nose.

Daniee's picture

2.
Jennifer Connelly?

MissJaneTexas's picture

Ooooh maybe Carrie Underwood for # 3?!

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lifeislikecake's picture

Tara Reid just got engaged too. But no one gives a fuck about her anymore.

MissJaneTexas's picture

Well since they said Oscar winning too, I am going with Gwennie Paltrow for #2. Maggie has never won, correct?

I don't know on the others :)

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Anonymous101's picture

I might be in a (very, very, very small) minority here, but I think that Maggie G is actually cute. I'll be so disappointed if she ever pulls a wHory Montag.

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Womanoftheyear's picture

MJ's death was the resurrection of the other Jackson's (not Janet) careers.

lifeislikecake's picture

Jermaine or Tito
Kate Hudson
Please let this one be Emily Blunt because she stole my manz