Sure, Why Not?
E!'s Marc Malkin is hearing that the producers of American Idol have had several conversations with butter fucker Paula Deen (over buttermilk biscuits and butter-tinis, I'm sure) about being a guest judge this season. The source told Marc, "They started talking about two weeks ago."
Paula Deen probably serenades blocks of butter before she devours them, so that's good enough for the producers of American Idol. Besides, since when do you need musical experience in order to judge American Idol? I mean, Ellen Degeneres is a talk show host, Randy was in Journey and I'm pretty sure Kara Dioshutthefuckupyouasshole used to be a wood shop teacher or a woodchuck. Or something.
So why shouldn't Paula Deen or anybody else for that matter be a judge?
It would be pretty entertaining. If Paula doesn't like one of the contestant's performances, she can just throw a ham at them.
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This crappy show is STILL on???? huh!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
You All's face looks like it has melted, you know like buttah! Her husband what's his face wrote a book and now he has his 15 seconds, not minutes, of fame.
She looks like she's about to call bingo at a Florida retirement home.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
As sad as this may sound, I would love her on Idol, at least for a test run.
She was on "My Life On The D-List" with Kathy Griffin and it was hysterical.
She is suprisingly open minded and filthy.
I like to watch Food Network on sundays to catch on challenges and shit..(specially Iron chef) but Paula seems to be a mean abuelita...so I am afraid to comment at this point!
Coma Caca!
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You know Paula Deen and her mute husband (the guy never speaks) fuck each other in the ass with buttah!
They should get Wretched Ray too and make it a Food Network reunion.
They should get Wretched Ray too and make it a Food Network reunion. All it needs is some EVOO.
The best thing about Randy Jackson is he was near Steve Perry. I love Steve, even if he is a douche bag.
They should get Wretched Ray too and make it a Food Network reunion.
Well, slap my head and call me silly!
Paula Deen on American Idol is about as useful as a trap door on a canoe!
people still watch American Idol
that show sucks
about three years ago
When I masturbate next, this picture will be on my ceiling.
Seriously though, Anthony B. lives on my block (87th, btw 2nd & 3rd--where the new Mormon church is), and he's managed to piss everyone off here. Plus, he smokes...very heavily. Yum!
Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 10:21pm.
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Anthony Bourdain LOATHES Rachael Ray and she's a bigger star than Drunk Ass Sandra Lee so I stand by that, but realistically, we'd prolly have to go wif drunk ass Sandra Lee cuz Rachael all up in Oprah evil nest of an empire of evil. But I'll bet after it's all said and done, Drunk Ass Sandra Lee be a MEAN ASS DRUNK...and would have ANGRAY SEX with Anthony B. Tony show up at work the next day wif scratches all down his back and a dick rubbed raw from an angry, drunk horny memaw couldn't bother to lube up. HWAT! Sandy's in!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 10:06pm.
LOL. If you really wanted to provoke Anthony Bourdain (who I love), you'd cast SANDRA LEE instead of Rachel Ray. Bourdain doesn't fail to make fun of her when given the chance. Anthony/Sandra could be very Simon/Paula.
Howard Stern is great but I think AI would be too restrictive for him. He wouldn't be able to do/say anything that actually makes him interesting. And Howard Stern and Ryan Seacrest? I can't imagine that really. The anti-kiss-ass making cute with the biggest kiss-ass ever? Although I've listened to them both in the morning (HS regularly before, Seacrest always by accident) and they both have gone off about their diet and fitness or lack off. Seacrest more annoyingly and extensively, I think. Most of the time, Stern's hawking something. Or used to be. I didn't follow him onto satellite.
Submitted by angel_i: "...THEN she was in a movie(!?!) and nowfinally she is to host American Idol."
Yes. I'm 99% sure it was "Elizabethtown". I rubbed my eyes and wondered if I was imagining it. She was just in a few scenes as a family member, basically playing herself.
Here's my dream panel (and I don't even watch the show)
I think they should run with the Howard Stern idea...
2) Grace Jones (as if that goddess would)
3) Anthony Bordain
4) need a 'sweetheart', but because we need friction too, I'm going with Rachael Ray.
Guest judges: Janice Dickinson, Foxy Brown, Joan Jett (asif...), Carrot Top, PeeWee Herman, Rip Taylor, Mike Tyson, Ben Stein and Andy Dick.
Show I would buy a tv to watch right up in there...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I love Paula Deen, but I guess it doesn't matter because I don't watch American Idol. I really don't get the appeal. I'd rather get drunk, play Rock Band, and have one of my friends yell at me in a British accent.
Jackson only joined Journey after their Heyday had passed. Even then he didn't stay long.
I bet Deans milk has that slightly moldy taste because it comes from her dusty old teats
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Paula Deen is a chain-smoking, bourbon-swilling, no-talent hick who doesn't know how to do anything except stuff her face and torture her production assistants. LOVE HER. Quite frankly I think she would be the best thing that ever happened to that queerfest of a show, with the possible exception of Seacrest, who I may or may not worship in secret with blood sacrifices.
Submitted by thegobbler on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by Zac on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 8:52pm.
Is it me or does she look like an older version of Jennifer Aniston in this picture? She looks just like her except not as desperate
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TOTALLY. With all JA's sunbathing and smoking, she may well end up looking like that.
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LOL. I see what you mean. It must be the angle, though... maybe also the blue eyes, thinner lips, and how all the features are in the middle of the face. But Paula's sort of a bigger gal (and she jokes about it) so she's got some extra face around the features. Ha. That sounds mean but that's actually not my goal. I expect if Paula were thinner and younger, the two women would look very different.
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 8:28pm.
At this point, Big Bird and Oscar The Grouch would make fine judges.
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Don't forget Elmo! Come to think of it, I'd actually watch American Idol if there were muppet judges.
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Submitted by Zac on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 8:52pm.
Is it me or does she look like an older version of Jennifer Aniston in this picture? She looks just like her except not as desperate.
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Exactly.
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Submitted by Zac on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 8:52pm.
Is it me or does she look like an older version of Jennifer Aniston in this picture? She looks just like her except not as desperate
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TOTALLY. With all JA's sunbathing and smoking, she may well end up looking like that.
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I can't hate on anyone who unashamedly uses Bisquik on the Food Network.
"What's your motto?" "Kill everyone NOW"
Is it me or does she look like an older version of Jennifer Aniston in this picture? She looks just like her except not as desperate.
Makes about as much sense as anything else on television, I suppose.
I don't know anything about this lady other than once hearing her as a guest on NPR's "Wait Wait Don't Tell Me", and the interview was hilarious.
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This woman is pure evil. I want to punch her in her fucking face. Seriously.
At this point, Big Bird and Oscar The Grouch would make fine judges.
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Submitted by nono on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 7:59pm.
I don't think she invented hoecakes. I looked them up not knowing what they were and it looks like George Washington used to eat them. If you were joking and it went over my head, my b.
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O no - that's just my skimsearch in action. Sorry:)
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I love Paula, don't get me wrong...but why AI??? I stopped keeping up to tabs on Idol since the Lambert fiasco.
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I love this woman.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Have never seen her show, but I did meet her husband and some other cook guy named Gordon at the Billy Joel concert in NYC. He called me his Georgia Peach, so he's not all that bad(except for his blindingly white fake toofers)
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 7:59pm.
I don't think she invented hoecakes. I looked them up not knowing what they were and it looks like George Washington used to eat them. If you were joking and it went over my head, my b.
She bugs the shit out of me.
Y'all are off tune, y'all. Now y'all pass me those chitlins, y'all. We will be y'all'd to death. Please say it's not so! Although it would make for a top-notch drinking game.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 7:49pm.
Paula Deen (born Paula Ann Hiers, on January 19, 1947) is an African-American cook
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Yeah, it's the worst - I can't decide if it's a joke, a mistake or the truth. I'm aiming for number two...somebody went to type American and added that by default...right?
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What a weird ass life path this lady has...she was a married cook and before 20 she'd lost her parents AND her husband (???) then she was agoraphobic. Then she got a job as a bank teller and then she started a catering business, opened a restaurant, invented hoecakes *tips hat* then she wrote a book, then she got a TV show THEN she was in a movie(!?!) and nowfinally she is to host American Idol.
She's like the female forest gump or sumthin'
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There's a 'BUTTER' tag?? Amazing. Not that I watch, but I feel like this is the stepping stone to Rachael Ray's guest judge appearance. Scary shit!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 02/16/2010 - 7:49pm.
Paula Deen (born Paula Ann Hiers, on January 19, 1947) is an African-American cook, restaurateur, author, and Emmy Award-winning television personality.
Deen resides in Savannah, Georgia, where she owns and operates The Lady & Sons restaurant with her sons, Jamie and Bobby. She has also published five cookbooks. Though remarried in recent year, she uses the surname Deen from her first marriage publicly.[1]
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Her? Does she not belong on Top Chef or some shit?
Wha? African-American? Good ole Wikipedia.
I love Paula, but judging AI is a bad idea.
I also hate the term "foodie."
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"Something in the pipe ain't smoky.”
I watched this lady once. Her sons were so sweet to her that they turned me on.
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Damn. This woman's job is basically to make y'all just as fat as you can be:
On September 1, 2009, Deen announced plans to unveil her own dessert line at Walmart featuring signature pies (Apple Crunch Top, Dark Rum Pecan, Old Fashioned Fudge and Gooey Butter Cake bars
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
Paula Deen (born Paula Ann Hiers, on January 19, 1947) is an African-American cook, restaurateur, author, and Emmy Award-winning television personality.
Deen resides in Savannah, Georgia, where she owns and operates The Lady & Sons restaurant with her sons, Jamie and Bobby. She has also published five cookbooks. Though remarried in recent year, she uses the surname Deen from her first marriage publicly.[1]
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Her? Does she not belong on Top Chef or some shit?
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
Why the hell not? Each season the "mentors" are people like Quentin Tarantino and other assholes who have NOTHING to do with music... At least Rupauls Drag Race ponied up Tanya Tucker. At this point Jenna Jameson needs to guest judge and teach throat stretching and Oral practice techniques to the contestants - At least she has some experience.
I don't know her but I really thought that was a wee sleekit mousie on her chest.
again......who?
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I AI's balking at Ellen's wardrobe allowance, Paula's wig allowance would break the bank.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I met her once, she came to visit the hospital I was in (I was having my 3rd babyfriend) when she hugged me her hair was so soft, i bet she conditions it in butter
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