Wednesday, February 17th 2010
Silence Of The Lame
Drop whatever you're doing (aka nothing) and get to work on a "Can We Keep Pete Wentz Like This Forever" petition! This IS the look for Pete. Actually, it's the only look for Pete.
At the end of Pete Wentz's (or "Cock Blocker" if your name is Papa Joe) fashion show for his clothing line Clandestine Industries in NYC yesterday, he was wheeled out Hannibal Lecter style. This is Dulcolax's answer to Hannibal Lecter. Hannibal Rectum. Instead of eating a human liver with fava beans, Hannibal Rectum eats Asshole Simpson's asshole. And that's worse than cannibalism.
The truth is, whoever gave Pete Wentz a clothing line should be forced to wear this straitjacket and mask FOR LIFE!
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wow he's short. eww
that's what I was gonna say.
but more along the lines of--
why does marriage make white celeb women turn into the walking dead?
UGH look at how awful Ashley looks! White women age like day old cabbage! She's what, 25? 26? She looks like shit.
As long as I see the Dumbasses tag at the bottom.... I know that all is still relatively ok with the world.
WHAT??!! How can he not know he looks like a major knob? Oh right, he's Pete Wentz.
I honestly thought those thumbnails of Ashlee Simpson were, first, his mother, and then possibly Steven Tyler before I clicked on one.
Damn, homegirl looks beat.
Ripping off Billy Crystal?
Is that the best he could do?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Actually Ashlee sorta looks like Davey Havok here. Pete just wants to fuck him, not be him (or both :s)
'Clandestine'? He just wants to BE Davey Havok.
Yep. Lame.
Has anyone noticed he is wearing a wig or something to that effect? He had a buzz cut not too long ago and a nasty receding hairline before that..nobody's hair grows that fast..
Has anyone noticed he is wearing a wig or something to that effect? He had a buzz cut not too long ago and a nasty receding hairline before that..nobody's hair grows that fast..
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You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
Asshole Simpson looks like SHIT. Oh, and Pete Wentz is a douche.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
He really shouldn't do anything like this that calls attention to how short he is!
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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull
Are the kids buying into this shit?
What a lame generation!
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God he's lame, and Ashlee's nose is melting.
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THIS CUNT HAS A CLOTHING LINE?
Holy fuck. Our society is fucked.
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She looks like she's about 40 years old. Ack.
Asslee does look really bad. Her nostrils are red, too. Diet secret revealed!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Yuck, Ashlee looks like she's aged 20 years.
Oooooooooooh, I want a garden gnome just like him! What a tiny little man!!!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:14am.
"RAUL SHH. (we'll just tell them that its art, they'll pay fucking double for it!!!)
Eh HEM so here we have a piece of corn on the shirt, which is a shout out to America's farming industry."
Hilarious and incredibly clever all at the same time!! Loves it!
This was old day after Billy Crystal did it.
Is it possible to feel sorry or embarrassed for Pete?
No.
Douche is what douche does and he's one desperate little emo Pinocchio. Whatever, meh.
What has me amazed is Ashlee's melting and asymmetrical nose, her fugly hair and messy makeup. WOah. I can't believe she payed so much money for that nose.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Wow. He's lookin' like Alan from The Hangover in those last few thumbnails.
I'D LIKE TO TIE HIS DICK IN A KNOT
THROW HIM CHINESE RESTAURANT DUMPSTER
AND LET THE CATS FEAST ON HIM
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9HJSolyhpg&feature=related
@Paquita - Thank you for making me laugh so loud that I'm probably going to lose my job. That was fucking awesome!
Asshole looks exactly like this
https://yqvq3g.bay.livefilestore.com/y1m4xKqCcKEST-mCZNjGoanDcYuHF-cafy2...
Remember that monster in the ghostbusters?
(hope the link works)
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Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:46am.
by Mother Superior on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:30am.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:16am.
male models are short to begin with like 5'7" or 5'8'
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Where? In China? Not in Europe, agencies won't take a male under 6'1'' and even that is considered as small.
in NYC I snuck in into the Bryant park fashion show and all male models were short the females im used to seeing
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Then it was for this show only, believe me :)
I've been in the bizz for 11 years :D
by Mother Superior on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:30am.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:16am.
male models are short to begin with like 5'7" or 5'8'
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Where? In China? Not in Europe, agencies won't take a male under 6'1'' and even that is considered as small.
in NYC I snuck in into the Bryant park fashion show and all male models were short the females im used to seeing
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
First is he a dwarf? second, that thumbnail of Ashley really made me think that was a pic of his mum. That gil looks beat.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:16am.
male models are short to begin with like 5'7" or 5'8'
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Where? In China? Not in Europe, agencies won't take a male under 6'1'' and even that is considered as small.
lol.world's smallest serial killer. It woulda been more edgy if they'd been on a raised catwalk & wheeled him right off the end of it.
Ashlee deserves that mask more than her emetic husband.
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male models are short to begin with like 5'7" or 5'8' so how short is Pete? someone use those math skills learned in third grade that I have long forgotten
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
that is so fucking lame it isn't even funny.
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EEEEEEUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:05am.
Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:01am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:00am.
You have no idea how much I am trying to make it so my son doesn't turn out like that. He's 8. It's an uphill battle.
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You know what - I just let her know that I think it's lame and leave at that. I remember, all too well, when I was on the other end of that conversation; how sure I was at the time...and that sooner - well, later really - I clued in;p
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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:01am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:00am.
You have no idea how much I am trying to make it so my son doesn't turn out like that. He's 8. It's an uphill battle.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:00am.
It's cuz it's for little kids...the age range on that stuff has got to be about 9-15. That's how they get away with being so lame. Kids are lame - that's why we hate them.
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Word, teens and kids this day and age are just robotic idiots. Not one original though or idea in their cyber-crap minds.
Everyone can have their own fashion line anymore. It's fucking ridiculous. And who the fuck is Ashlee Simpson turning into? There was a brief time that she got really hot and now she's well, Pete Wentz wife.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:46am.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:34am.
There was this film where a couple went to a performance art thing and the artist stood in front of a huge canvas, spraying it with paint he filled in his ass before.
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I know what you are talking about.
I think it was a Sex and the City episode.
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Really? I thought I saw this with my ex....and I haven't touched SATC in yeeeeears....hmmm...
It's cuz it's for little kids...the age range on that stuff has got to be about 9-15. That's how they get away with being so lame. Kids are lame - that's why we hate them.
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Saw some of this douchbag's clothes, who wear that shit? WHY do these people with clothing lines keep creating clothes so dang outrageous and shit you'd never see on the streets?
At best, he creates hoodies with an eyeliner pocket.
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Uck...I can fucking stand this asses. You can tell he actually thinks and believes hes an 'artist' and that she thinks she's beautiful and edgy. They both are such waste of money and space.
Looks like a scene directed by Christopher Guest.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:34am.
There was this film where a couple went to a performance art thing and the artist stood in front of a huge canvas, spraying it with paint he filled in his ass before.
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I know what you are talking about.
I think it was a Sex and the City episode.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHxGBH6o4M
They should have had Ashlee come out in a pair of overalls and a straw hat and do her trademark hoedown for the crowd. That would have been a hit.
What a fucking idiot.
Who goes out of their way to show they don't even deserve to wear Hannibal Lecter's face mask?
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I just clicked on the picture to enlarge it...Her pupils are HUGE!!!
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