Basement Baby's Allowance Is Getting Cut!
DAMN STUPID BABIES! Poor Solange will have to eat her nightly meal of a ham and mayo sandwich without the ham thanks to a greedy baby who may or may not be her half-brother.
Last year, a woman named Alexsandra Wright filed a paternity suit in court claiming that Solange and Beyonce's father/manager made a baby with her. The baby boy was born on February 1st, and yesterday a judge ordered that Matthew Knowles must pay Alexsandra $8,200 a month for child support. Matthew must also take $20k out of Solange's allowance jar to give to Alexsandra for the month of January.
A little fact that might make Beyonce's lacefront singe is that Matthew isn't officially the baby's father. Matthew will take a DNA test on March 1st. If Matthew is the father, the judge will determine a long-term child support payment.
Matthew has never admitted he's the father, but he's never denied it either. That might be why Tina Knowles put on her "divorcin' wig" and filed for the BIG D from Matthew a couple of months ago.
While Alexsandra is doing the gold digging shuffle, the rest of us are wondering how a judge can make a bitch pay temporary child support payments without knowing if he's the real father. Matthew needs a new lawyer. And he also needs to stop taking legal advice from Solange. I mean, I know she's seen every re-run of Night Court (it plays on the only channel she gets down in the basement), but that doesn't make her a legal authority!
Oh, and guess what Alexsandra named Solange's new arch rival? She named him NIXON! Yes, Basement Baby is getting kicked down by someone named NIXON. That hurts.
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That's way too much $ for one itty bitty baby.
Nixon is a stupid name.
I want to know if he is the dad or not!
How does the judge come up with $8200 a month for child support. No child costs that much each month.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Awwwww the Knowles Familyis sooooo special....so deserving of our accolades, our respect, our purchasing their talented daughters music, their incredibly classic clothing line...
we peons could NEVER be as wonderful and amazing as the KNowles Family
Nixon = Tricky Dick
Unfortunate.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
I'm convinced there's some major skin-bleaching going on in this family.
I mean, you know Papa Knowles hire Dr. Arnold Klein for Bey, but he probably just throws Solange into the basement with a garbage can full of Jolen.
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The judge is making him pay beforehand because he has ALREADY paid over $10,000 to this woman for her and the baby's medical care according to other web sites.
And if you're a millionaire like Matthew Knowles and are stupid enough to not use protection with your sidepiece/jumpoffs then you DESERVE to get stuck with obscene child support payments and you should be lucky you didn't get something worse than a baby like a disease. I say "haha!" but I feel bad for all the innocents like Tina, Beyonce, Solange and the poor little boy who is truly the innocent in all this literal fuckery.
This is one ugly family.
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
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Nixon (K)nowles--awkward.
How can a judge order child support if they have yet to prove that Mr. Knowles is the father?
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
now i see why bouncey is the hardest working lacefront in the game right...someone's gotta step up to pay for all the babies her daddy's creating all over town...
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He must know the kid is his - he's already paid some medical bills, etc..
This photograph makes me very uncomfortable on many levels.
ahem.
"-Mother, Make It STOP!"- Regan Terese McNeill, "The Exorcist"
So, this bitch is making bank because he's supposedly the father of her baby, and it's not yet proved? One thing for sure, if he pays her that money and then it's determined he's not the father, he will never see that money again. He can sue all he want's, but last I knew, you cannot suck blood from a turnip. He's an idiot for fucking around anyway...
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Submitted by salacious on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 12:04pm.
Who's Solange's baby daddy? I remember she had a baby that's never been seen. She's not seeing out in public much to avoid her perfect sister's public image and career, right?
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that was Solange's son up on stage with Jay-Z and Beyonce at the Grammys, so i don't think they're hiding him.
she's got a music career of her own, a little less mainstream than her sister's, stylistically.
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@Hekki - Good for you! My dad's a piece of shit too and I've always said that the only way I'll help him when he gets older is if he's in a wheelchair and I have a house full of stairs.
@salacious - He's some football player, for what team I'm not sure, I'm a pole smoker, it's not in my job description to understand any sports with balls in them except for sex.
Submitted by Stan Hooper: "I actually am going to child support count on Monday, to fight a measly $113 a week judgement. My ex does not want to pay that much for my kid. That's bearly 450 bucks a MONTH -- over 4k a year!!"
That makes me seethe in anger for you, Stan Hooper. My father loves us, I know he does. But he never paid his child support on time, and he still owes my mother tens of thousands of back child support. And I am 39 years old.
But you know what? I love my mother and have infinite respect for her and we are close. I'm cordial to my dad, but I haven't forgotten what he put her through and I don't feel any obligation to take care of him in his old age. If he can do that to two innocent children, I can do it to an old man.
Your kid knows what's up.
Who's Solange's baby daddy? I remember she had a baby that's never been seen. She's not seeing out in public much to avoid her perfect sister's public image and career, right?
This is yet another example why you don't fuck for love, ever. My Grandma married seven times and never worked a day in her life. Granted she lives in a rundown single-wide trailer behind a bar and has one annual shopping spree to the local Goodwill but she still never worked.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:36am.
Submitted by highAboveManhattan: "under what theory of lunacy does a baby require over 8K per month?"
While I think that the children should not suffer because of its idiot parents, that is ridiculous.
Essentially we are rewarding bad behavior with awards like that. If you are ho enough to want to be a single mother with a bastard child of a rich cheating asshole, you don't get rewarded. Although I do like the idea of some rich cheating asshole having to explain THAT shit to his wife.
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I would love to have seen that conversation with Tina Knowles. You know those women that you can just tell are soulless cunts? Well she's one of them and I have a feeling the Lee Press-On's and Wigs came flying off when he broke the news. I have no doubt that she beat the shit out of his Clevland lookin' ass.
I actually am going to child support count on Monday, to fight a measly $113 a week judgement. My ex does not want to pay that much for my kid. That's bearly 450 bucks a MONTH -- over 4k a year!! and this bitch gets 20K a month!!! for what! GOLD LACED formula??
What if its found the baby isn't his? Will she have to return the money?
I think if that's the case, I'm going to go after a few celebrities and get at least a month or two of support before the DNA kicks in. LOL!
Worked for that bitch!!
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Submitted by highAboveManhattan: "under what theory of lunacy does a baby require over 8K per month?"
While I think that the child should not suffer because of its idiot parents, that is ridiculous. It's not like these stupid bimbos are setting up college funds and spending that money on good food for the kids. You KNOW it's going to their hoochie-mama shoe and LV fund.
Essentially we are rewarding bad behavior with awards like that. If you are ho enough to want to be a single mother with a bastard child of a rich cheating asshole, you don't get rewarded. Although I do like the idea of some rich cheating asshole having to explain THAT shit to his wife.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:11am.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:59am.
Speakin' of jack, did you see he got turned down for the plate he requested? http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2009/11/03/State_Rejects_I__39;m...
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ollool I want my license plate to say "UR GAY LOL"
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Submitted by highAboveManhattan on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:19am.
under what theory of lunacy does a baby require over 8K per month? most especially a baby whose parentage has yet to be established?
I think he's definitely admitted to sleeping with her. The paternity test is just to make his support legal.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:48am.
Submitted by dreadloccowgirl on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:47am.
If I had MK's baby what would my monthly child support be?
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One box of Mothers Animal Cookies.
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Hey, women have slept with and gotten pregnant by Flava Flav! Matt is Denzel compared to him!
@Banana Jesus - EX-FUCKING-ACTLY. Chest beads. Now as far as the whole paternity thing goes, there's no way the Judge would order him to pay if he contested the allegations. His nasty ass knows he's the babyfava (that's how the say it in the cinematic masterpiece known as "Baby Boy" starring our generations Sidney Poitier, Tyrese) so he's not talking any shit. I wonder what Beyonce' thinks of this. I can't imagine her pissed off voice because the screaming she does over music makes my ears fucking bleed as it is.
under what theory of lunacy does a baby require over 8K per month? most especially a baby whose parentage has yet to be established?
Submitted by Zac on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:03am.
Well, you've gotta give it to the bitch that let Matthew Knowles give it to her. Every time I read about him knocking somebody up, all I see is that dude in "Waiting to Exhale" that's nailing the cute girl of the bunch and he's moanin and groanin and sweating all over her, that's what I think he looks like. I'm sure Solange is already preparing to be Nixon's backup dancer so she'll be okay in the long run financially.
Ew, now there's a mental picture I'll never get out of my head.
I bet he has little beads of hair all over his chest.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:59am.
Speakin' of jack, did you see he got turned down for the plate he requested? http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2009/11/03/State_Rejects_I__39;m... ***********************************************************************************************
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Oh please.
Hım beıng offıcally beıng named the father ıs merely a formalıty.
Hıs response ıs sımply a don't ask don't tell for NOW.
I wonder ıf thıs wıll put a dent ın Beyonce's lace front account as well?
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Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:05am.
I am fucking terrified by zombies!!!
Yet a bit turned on at your comment.
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DP I WANNA BE YOUR ZOMBAY LOVER AND SHIT. *DOES ZOMBIE DANCE FROM THRILLER WITH GREEN PRE CUM LEAKING OUT*
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:35am.
Raul is just happy all those bastards he sired in the 80's haven't come lookin' for $$$$$$$$$$$$$ ************************************************** * mails BJ $10 of McBucks* *********************************************
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(in her best immitation of Maury Polvich) YOU are NOT the father!
Seriously though, how can he be ordered to pay support if there is no DNA done? And what is wrong with these women that sleep with these married men and have babies by them? He's ancient, it's not like Beyonces mom was going to spit out any more meal tickets, why didn't he get his joint fixed????
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:03am....LMAO! You are killing me softly with your Zombie self
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 11:03am.
I am fucking terrified by zombies!!!
Yet a bit turned on at your comment.
I wouldn't be surprised if there are more love chilrenz out there.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:52am.
Sayid's cum is green because he is a zombie.
Oh No! I'z a Zombie?? I thought it was too much Diet Mountain Dew?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
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(all the single zombays)
ALL THE SINGLE ZOMBAYS
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Well, you've gotta give it to the bitch that let Matthew Knowles give it to her. Every time I read about him knocking somebody up, all I see is that dude in "Waiting to Exhale" that's nailing the cute girl of the bunch and he's moanin and groanin and sweating all over her, that's what I think he looks like. I'm sure Solange is already preparing to be Nixon's backup dancer so she'll be okay in the long run financially.
Brokeback Iraq! Team Zombie Sayid!!!!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:59am.
ahahahahahhahahahahaa
Sucky here, I made this big green pill for you, take it, it's vitamins I swear
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*cums green*
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
$8200/per month Dang. I guess weaves and such cost a pretty penny nowadays.
ahahahahahhahahahahaa
Sucky here, I made this big green pill for you, take it, it's vitamins I swear
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:35am.
Raul is just happy all those bastards he sired in the 80's haven't come lookin' for $$$$$$$$$$$$$ ************************************************** * mails BJ $10 of McBucks* *********************************************
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My first purpose in life is bring joy and comfort to those I love, after that I'm just here to annoy folks.
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I used to have a cat named Nixon. It makes a much better cat name than a person name.
I'm surprised that Daddy Knowles could get anyone to fuck his greazy looking ass. There is not enough money in the world for me to get down with him.
I know desperate times call for desperate measures but the economy isn't that bad yet is it???
Is it?
*shivers*
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 10:55am.
Brokeback Iraq?
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Brokeback Iraq?
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