Katie Price Dreams Big Dreams For Princess Tiaamii
Most loving mothers pray to the Empress of Lucite late at night, and ask that their daughters grow up to be successful and fine young women. Katie Price is no exception. According to The Sun, Katie Price hopes that her daughter Princess Tiaaamamamiamaiami grows up to be a titty model just like her mother. Noah Cyrus, you've got some competition!
Katie apparently told her friend, "When Princess is 18 and goes to be a Page 3 girl, I'd encourage her. I'll go: 'Yeah, get them out for the lads'."
Doesn't that just bring a tear to your tit? It really is beautiful. "Get your tits out" is the new "Go to college."
If my own mother sang me that lullaby before bedtime when I was a little gay, it would've brought a warmness to my heart. And then years later when I was getting my ass out for strange men in bars, I would've smiled inside knowing that I was making my mother proud (instead of feeling like I needed to cry in a hot shower).
Katie Price, get them tits out and come accept the award for Mother of the MILLENNIUM!
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I feel sorry for her kids. They will never succeed because their mom is trash & they don't have a chance.
Why is her kid so orange? I hope it is not fake tan or maybe she puts her in a tanning bed.
I agree her kids are ugly.
Well, she's already got the Hohan signature pose down.
i usually dont like to make negative comments about children but shes not that cute honestly.. sorry..i mean even i was a cuter kid
What the fuck?
/facepalm
uggh- future slut.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
http://www.twolia.com/blogs/teacups-and-couture/
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That little girl is so gorgeous! I love her blond curls.
Balenciaga Bitch, sadly it's real.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Is this REALLY this kid's LEGAL name? Ive always wondered, please anyone!
**Time flies when you're a drunken whore.** Michael K
Submitted by Reeter on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 5:20pm.
Poor kid. I'm afraid she is doomed to be trash.
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I don't know...Being trash ain't so bad...I'm trash and look how I turned out...What? What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
MichaelK quote of the day:
""Get your tits out" is the new "Go to college."
LMAO! This is why Dlisted is the best gossip blog ever.
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Submitted by JPRX
Looks like she's been tanning the baby .... gross.
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Starting that trailer trash look younger & younger...
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I used to wear White Shoulders...back in the day!
I hope she teaches her how to make the carpet match the drapes.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Poor kid. I'm afraid she is doomed to be trash.
Jesus kids, eat a cupcake, an extra spoon or two of frosting and calm down!
Peeps getting so cereal on dlisted lately. This little cupcake is beginning to mistake it for the HuffPo!
I used to wonder why women will never be taken as seriously as men and then I read trash like this. Fuck this ugly woman I don't even know who she is or why she is famous.
@ suck and fuck
Oh My God Sucky (that's what she said) you made choke on my Nestum!
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
I guess this is the 21st century version of the worn-out old hooker who tries to relive her glory days by pimping out her daughter.
And with this statement she just handed permanent custody of the kids to Peter Andre.
Fun! Princess Titiworsenameever got Mommy's old nose!
I hope Princess grows up to be a diesel dyke.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by original putas on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 3:05pm.
Another thing, I blame MK for putting a post like this up in the first place. it's inappropriate. doesnt matter if he said her mother said those things about her. It painted a picture. Pedophiles are always on the lookout for material. The second he put that baby up there with references to her in a sexual way certain pedophile, scumbag, poor excuses for human beings felt they had permission to start acting up.
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*REPORTS MK* I'M GONNA GET HIM FUCKING BANNED PUTAS! IF WE WORK TOGETHER, WE CAN STOP THAT INSATIABLE FAGGOT AND PEDOPHILE THREAT!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Another thing, I blame MK for putting a post like this up in the first place. it's inappropriate. doesnt matter if he said her mother said those things about her. It painted a picture. Pedophiles are always on the lookout for material. The second he put that baby up there with references to her in a sexual way certain pedophile, scumbag, poor excuses for human beings felt they had permission to start acting up.
Submitted by original putas on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 3:01pm.
All you motherfuckers can do that too. Try it at work tomorrow—I thought so.
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I tell my 10 year old little sister all my baby raping jokes. She laughs and says "when are you gonna rape me big bro?" and I say "haha you're too old for that" it's a shame really.
And for the record, EVERYONE at my job knows that my dad fucks me, so there.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Cant front, the baybee is beautiful!!! And her doing the peace sign, wonder if she did that on her own or did her mom prompt her to do that? Hmmmm
Whatever, she's a bundle of beauty.
And I hate kids by the way!!!
"Salacious", Shut your rotten ass. You're a perverted coward and a punk. Somebody like you has no moral compass. You're not capable of making ANY sound judgements or assessments about a damn thing.
Go stand outside and start talking shit. Go tell your neighbor your kiddie fucking jokes. See what happens.
All you motherfuckers can do that too. Try it at work tomorrow—I thought so.
Well that's just as special as it could be.
* rolls eyes *
Omg this kid is beyond cute
and her peace sign with that tiny hand omg soooooo cute!
The purse and her adorable hair which is def not bleached cmon now
kid is naturally blonde like that ...u people are nuts
shes fair skinned and her brows are light ..and on baby pic she was kinda ginger ish
anyway adorable kid.
NOW as for titty showing...bitch is nuts
i mean atleast teach ur kid a sport and push his ass to pro
then you can plan your retirement in Miami while kid pays The bill
( kinda my plan..dun judge!)
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Ball friendly
Almost as disgusting as her over-lipo suctioned stomach.
Poor kid. Fortunately, she'll probably have a more athletic build like her dad. Let's hope she has some brains too and leaves her loser of a mother behind asap.
You got to give it to madonna...she tries to encourage more in her brats.
Stupid little baby purse.
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islandgirl on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 2:40am.
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB, FAT, PEREZ-READING SMELLY-COOTCHED LOON. GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!!!!
Bwahahaha!!
Looks like she's been tanning the baby .... gross.
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@salacious
Thanks. He is yummy. Too bad it hard to wank to black and whites. Also, I vaguely remember a brand of men's shirts called Alain Delon.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 2:20pm.
@salacious
Who's your avie? He's kinda delicious in a old timey, secretly serial killery way.
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Vidz, that's french cinema icon Alain Delon.
He was one handsome motherfucker. I'd have gone heteroflexible for him circa 1965.
http://celebrity-pics.movieeye.com/celebrity_pictures/Alain_Delon_41150....
http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheYWXHAW4GZGVSB24=UGVVCGXL...
http://www.alaindelon.com/e/gallery.asp
@salacious
Who's your avie? He's kinda delicious in a old timey, secretly serial killery way.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Are my eyes deceiving me or did that whore spray tan that baby? WTF????
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
@carefreea
Aww, and there's katie's old nose. That bitch, bleach even hurts my adult scalp, and she must using a heck of alot to get that platinum colour.
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"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way."
Holy shit, this place has done gone CRAZY!
*flies away and hides*
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Once I'm in, I own your heart"
I don't think Princess whatever is going to be doing much modeling - she's funny looking.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 1:41pm.
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LOL
what can you expect? whoever that is has to honor the PUTAS part of his/her name...not so sure about the "original" bit though.
Although I would never condone pedophilia, I shudder at the fact that someone so intolerant and humorless actually works with children...poor kids.
Certainly not the type of person MK intended this site for.
I should be offended at that user for dishonoring the world's oldest profession by using such a vulgar word. I also work with prostitutes and they deserve respect.
Is MK taking a nap? He don't need no beauty sleep. Where is Open Post?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 1:36pm.
Y'all have done lost your fukken minds!
EVERYONE SETTLE DOWN BEFORE I TURN THIS CAR AROUND!
*turns around and starts swingin' mah shoe*
and I think that 'lil sugar is adorable.
* runs for cover from urmommas shoe *
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 1:35pm.
lol Salacious. I am usually a couple of laps behind the pack. The topics usually find a way of coming back around especially in OP.
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Then I'll have to play catch up, so long as Sucky doesn't distract me with sticking dark chocolate bars and whatnot up his bunghole.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 12:56pm.
LEAVE PUTAS ALONE PEOPLE. THIS IS THE SAME GENIUS THAT REPORTED REV. SPICE A WHILE BACK. SHE JUST WANTS ALL THE BABY ASS TO HERSELF. WHAT A H8R!
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what can you expect? whoever that is has to honor the PUTAS part of his/her name...not so sure about the "original" bit though.
Although I would never condone pedophilia, I shudder at the fact that someone so intolerant and humorless actually works with children...poor kids.
Certainly not the type of person MK intended this site for.
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Submitted by urmomma on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 1:36pm.
...I think that 'lil sugar is adorable.
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Excellently phrased. And ain't that the truth.
*ducks from Urmomma's shoe*
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
The poor and drug addicted girls on the streets around the world are SEX SLAVES and the over-paid celebrities and pro athletes are the PROSTITUTES. Behold 21st century whoredom: sex on demand for a price means that someone must be supply and in my town that is underprivileged and abused children as young as 11 and 12. The big prostitution money is in fame, celebrity, and notoriety; world capital - Hollywood. I think that is what Morrisey meant when he referred to Madonna as prostitute. So much for civilization.
I am sure this little baby will follow in the family footsteps because that is how it is done.
RANT over. "For this relief much thanks".
*stares and wonders why this world is fucked up*
Y'all have done lost your fukken minds!
EVERYONE SETTLE DOWN BEFORE I TURN THIS CAR AROUND!
*turns around and starts swingin' mah shoe*
and I think that 'lil sugar is adorable.
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
lol Salacious. I am usually a couple of laps behind the pack. The topics usually find a way of coming back around especially in OP.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Yummmmmm, sliced baby sandwich, NOM NOM NOM!!!!!
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