Wednesday, February 17th 2010
The Photoshop Awards: Brit Brit For Candie's
In real life, Brit Brit's natural beauty could launch a thousand shits ships, so I don't know why Candie's dipped these pictures in the Fountain of Photoshop. Dozens of graphic designers probably broke their hands while spending hundreds of hours Photoshopping this to death and back. That didn't need to happen, because Brit Brit's beauty speaks for itself (SPOILER ALERT: it sounds like an auto-tuned fart).
And why is Brit Brit giving us FMLface in almost every single shot? Did she just eat a vegetable or something?
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Here is a pic of Britney from a few days ago.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/36076/images/FP_4528170_Spears_Britney_F.jpg
That clearly is NOT the same person as these Candie shots.
ya'll are SO right!
Britney is like naturally ugly, like way ugly.
And then you say the only reason she got a record deal and people like her now is because she's pretty.
Hypocrites much?
Fine then have it your way maybe she is naturally ugly, like way ugly, the ugliest most unpleasant looking celebrity out there, but I still like her
I think she has awesome vocal style
Can consistently make good music
And is has a great personality...which all have NOTHING to do with the way she looks, and it has NEVER been about the way she looks - at least for me
Is down to earth, and is not hung up on herself
And you act like she's some shallow girl who is obsessed with the way she looks, and thinks she looks "cute"...yet she shaved her head...and never combs her hair. She rejects vanity day in and day out.
Now do you think a person who shaved all their hair off is shallow?
She married Kevin Federline an dated Adnan Ghalib, the girl isn't looking to seduce some model Madonna style, she's just looking for someone who loves her - enter Jason Trainwreck - the tres fugly man.
Submitted by lara on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:02pm.
surprisingly it's not very photoshopped. check this out. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1251792/Britney-Spears-show...
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That's what I mean - they put it all in the poses...they've been doing that for a while now...but they USED to photoshop the hell out of her. I think I notice cuz she looks hella strained all the time.
Her arms up stretches out her torso and her feet turned in thins down her thighs, arms behind her hides her lil bingo wings....and I'm surprised she doesn't learn anything from when they put her in good bras at these shoots... I think her hair is totally distracting - it looks so fake in so many ways...
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surprisingly it's not very photoshopped. check this out. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1251792/Britney-Spears-show...
angel, I always stand with my feet that way- it is very comfortable!
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-Khloe Kardashian
EEEEEEUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Seriously - look at her on the motorcycle - her foot's about to snap right off.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 8:46pm.
yeah, who's legs are those? Sure as hell ain't Britney's!
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Sure they are...her toes! They keep her toes turned in! And then they photoshop her, of course....but it's like - they're tryna be more honest these days which I guess it becuz she goes out all the time and ruins the illusion.
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
yeah, who's legs are those? Sure as hell ain't Britney's!
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"You know, I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. I could be naughty."
-Khloe Kardashian
EEEEEEUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Way to keep exploiting your borderline-retarded and mentally ill daughter, there, Mama and Papa Spears. Apparently she's still nothing but a scantily clad paycheck to them. Parents of the Year?
BLIND ITEM ALERT - Shitney is HIV+. Her attornies are struggling to keep "critically sensitive medical information about her & her kids" under wraps. What it comes down to is, she fucked so many dudes that she got HIV & passed it on to her kids. What a stupid little slut...
http://thesuperficial.com/2010/02/britney_spears_has_a_secret.php
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bah. I dont hate it. It has that whole trashy fallen pop princess on speed look which is actually a good look for her.
Submitted by Soultonic on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 1:36pm.
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On the flip side, I'm not parading my ham hocks around and pretending otherwise, which I guess is the difference here.
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Submitted by HOTNEY on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 3:05pm.
SCRAG ALERT!
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For realz! Look at that thick-thighed scrag prancing around in her underwear like she thinks she's hot or something! Da noive!
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Her hair actually looks good in the main pic (with teddy bear). Not sure whys he can't manage to ever look good anymore...unless photoshopped to hell.
Wonder what Annie Leibovitz got paid for these photos-it looks like JCPenney could have shot this--phoned it in, didn't she!
Her legs are much thicker then that.
I want Photoshop!
The whole Lolita schtick is gettin' reeeeeeeeeeally old.
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The photoshop guy did lipo suction on her chins... they're all gone!
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
boo
SCRAG ALERT!
This don't resemble the picture I saw of her at the McDonald's drive thru.
You just lost one.. What a bum bum..
Ordering photoshop as I type this.
"Submitted by HOTNEY on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 2:27pm.
MILFNEY!
brits stomach is outta this fuckin world."
Are you f-ing kidding me? It's called Photoshop you little brit-tard...
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
WHY WHY WHY does she ALWAYS have to stand like a bow-legged hillbilly?
Is she wearing a wig? Looks like doll hair - kinda gross and creepy....
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Hold up! Hell NO! Like Britney Spears I wear no drawers!
Brit is like the Sarah Palin of entertainment. So clueless about their image it's astounding. Brit is over 30. She needs to fucking stop posing with teddy bears...and teddy bears she is holding like you would a kid we all know is sadly absent from this fucked up mother's life.
Photoshop blew its load all over these photos and didn't even bother to clean up.
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She looks bored.
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Just ONCE I'd like to see a good Candie's ad. These pics make me not want to buy their stuff. I love Britney tho! :)
MILFNEY!
brits stomach is outta this fuckin world.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 12:54pm.
HOTNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!! RAUL'Z BALLZ AIN'T GONNA SUCK THEMSEVLES !!!!!!!!!!
OMG...I just wet myself.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Dead eyes.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Now I want some candy. Mmmm.
I bought a pair of Candies shoes a few years ago (clearance at Ross) and they fell apart on me the second time I wore them.
Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 2:02pm.
LMAO @ EverySE
I do recall that! Somehow Jenny McCarthy seems more the type to pose on the throne than Anderson.
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Life imitating art. Her career has always been shit...
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*googles Candies shoes*
*looks*
*reports self*
Jenny McCarthy promoted Candies several years ago. And she was well into her 30's when she did that.
Isn't she a little old for Candies?
I thought Candies were for tweens.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 1:48pm.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 1:40pm.
Like my new tat? http://thechive.com/2009/11/11/daily-morning-ranomness-11-26-photos/rand...
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Fucking hot. My mom is a total whore so its totally accurate.
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There's no way you're not Captain Faggo.
LMAO @ EverySE
I do recall that! Somehow Jenny McCarthy seems more the type to pose on the throne than Anderson.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 1:42pm.
When I was 6/7 yrs old I had a pair of Candy's clogs. They were the fucking SHIT!
Hey, I was 7!
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I was 5 and had the ones that said "DISCO" on them.
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Daddy Spears/Pedo Bear approved.
Guess they're trying to tap into that infamous Rolling Stone cover with her holding Tinky Winky.
You're a bit worn out and long in the toof for that sweetheart.
not only is this photoshoped to hell and back, but also this photo is probably from 1999.
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LOL @ pink high-heeled flip flop!!!
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Submitted by Zappy on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 1:49pm.
Didn't Pamela Anderson promote Candies at one point?
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i think that was Jenny Mccarthy... i don't know, i just remember one of those former bunny chicks sitting on a toilet for this company
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All that effort to photoshop her ass and they still left those stupid ass tats on her! Someone needs to raise the bar here guys, the tats are totally trailer park....
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Classy hooker makes a lot of money selling her crap. What's news?
So, now they are selling Candies to the plus size women that want to look like teenagers? Mooriah Carey will buy all the shit they have.
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Yeah, Shitters is not fat FAT, maybe overweight? out of shape?. Her body looks good when she's in shape, even if she's build like Brooke Hogan.
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