What A Big Blow Up For Such A Small Man
It's common knowledge that The Insider is the new therapist's couch, so it's not surprising that the evil goblin with the giant temper went there to discuss his marriage problems with some broad named Lisa Bloom. When Lisa got on Gary Coleman for allegedly abusing his wife, he exploded into a tornado of "fuck offs" before jumping off of his booster seat and storming back to the playroom.
You know, I'm with Gary. Does this Lisa chick know who Gary Coleman is (answer: probably not)? You do not talk to Gary like that without giving him lollipop first. Fuck Lisa Bloom! Fuck Lara Whatever! And FUCK all of them!
That being said, Gary was lying when he said he doesn't have a volatile relationship with anybody. It's obvious that Gary has a volatile relationship with lotion, because they haven't touched each other for years. Seriously, can the heavens open up and shower Gary with Baby Oil?
And are you making the waffles or am I?
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would you please not use the word 'blow' in the same context with 'Gary Coleman' ... now I got a major case of the cooties which is going to require a mental cleansing
Ah the poor guy, if he would only let go of his soul consuming fury and bitterness (although i know he has very good reason to be that way) he wouldnt be the miserable unemployed laughing stock he is.
That was too funny. What kills me was the "wow that was hard" line...no it wasn't that's exactly what they wanted to do, it make for great TV.
Let's face it he's a fuckwad angry little bastard and they whole panel are abunch of fucking dillholes. Everytime I see that loud mouth ghetto talking NeNe bitch I want to punch her in the fucking face. They're all a bunch of cunts.
I second however said he was a nasty little evil man. It's obvious that the "wife" is some sort of mentally ill patient because clearly she is incapable of getting out of this horrific arrangement. She has some issue to think that Gary Coleman is a piece of man. I feel bad for the girl. He does beat her up.
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I'm pretty sure he was this close to slapping the Bloom off that bish.
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These folks are so fucking sad! Talk about editorializing.
You know they got him on the panel under other pretenses and then purposely provoked him for shock value.
Folks need to leave him alone.
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Good for,Gary!
Fucking hell, is The Insider considered a serious current affairs show in the US? To me that's just dumbfuck infotainment and shockingly exploitative and crass!
Who wouldn't have a volatile relationship with Lisa Bloom?!
She's Gloria Alldreges's daughter, for God's sake.
I can only imagine the cuntfest at their holiday tables.
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Does anybody really give a rats ass, if Gary is abusing his wife or vice versa? I mean reallly different Strokes is history it's not even running in Syndication anymore.
The real question is, "Does Gary know who Lisa Bloom is"? Because her mama is Gloria Allred and frankly I wouldn't mess with Lisa Bloom!
Grumpy lil' guy, he needs a nap.
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MK is always good for a chuckle, a chortle, a guffaw...but his Gary Coleman skin analysis made me punch a hole in the wall it was so fucking funny!
whatchu talkin about Willis!
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:28pm.
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Ahahaha!! *sings*
"Hold me closer, tiny bastard."
LOLOLOLOL!!
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Gary should really consider snowboarding in the half pipe competition.
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Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 8:50pm.
Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 8:29pm.
Anger management issues or not, I thought it wasn't right to bring in "experts" to analyze him when he's not present to talk about it himself.
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Exactly. That is precisely why Lisa Bloom is tarnishing her legal career (as opposed to her cheesy sensationalist "entertainment news" career). She is a lawyer and thrusting him into the court of public opinion without any protections. And then the doctor swoops in and makes these sweeping statements based on 30 seconds of tape? Quel bizarre. It's pretty vile but I am sure he signed up for it. Hope he got paid somewhat well and that he gets his shit together.
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poor Gary looks like a very angry, unemployed California Raisin these days.
Submitted by kittymuffin on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:32pm.
Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 8:23pm.
WELL HE SEEMS A LITTLE BIT FUCKING WACKY AND WHO WOULDNT IN SHOW BIZ AFTER HAVING EVERYTHING FUCKING STOLEN FROM YOU.
that just wanted me to rip my eyeballs out
thanks for the CAPS
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He's on dialysis (sp)! He's not well. Don't judge! His wife is HUGE compared to him. Just sayin'. Wouldn't it be great if this was a pr stunt?
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Gary Coleman is a nasty lil demon
i dont find him cute at all
"You're lucky he didn't hit someone here. Really."
"What I saw there needs medicine."
Gary better be getting straight paid for this. That shit is off the chain. Lisa Bloom is completely disgusting and this doctor is just talking smack! Shameful. Is this how Alred started her career? Did she ever actually practice law?
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Well, WTF did he expect? A blow job? It's the fucking Insider they provoke people to get answers. He should have known better... Now everyone knows he is an angry little fucker that goes off if you as much as look his way. Dumb fuck!
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:33pm.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:28pm.
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Ahahaha!! *sings*
"Hold me closer, tiny bastard."
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but NOT THAT CLOSE...no, no, YOU ARE CUTTING THE CIRCULATION OFF TO MY FOOT, YOU TINY BASTARD!!! See, that's prolly how that abuse shit went down....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by FritoDorito on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:28pm.
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Ahahaha!! *sings*
"Hold me closer, tiny bastard."
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I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
Side note, I'm only three inches taller than Gary. Life is not fair sometimes.
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Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 8:23pm.
WELL HE SEEMS A LITTLE BIT FUCKING WACKY AND WHO WOULDNT IN SHOW BIZ AFTER HAVING EVERYTHING FUCKING STOLEN FROM YOU. BUT THERE COMES A CERTAIN POINT WHERE ONE MUST EXERCISE FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT FOR ALL KICKING FILTH COLUMN MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING ASSHOLE SWAMP KING FUNKING GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT EYES LOOKING CROSSED WAYS FUCKING DAMN MILK BONES LOOKING FUCKING DUMBASSES.
that just wanted me to rip my eyeballs out
thanks for the CAPS
"Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:15pm.
Ok, while Gary wasn't exactly a gentleman, I don't agree with how the reporter was provoking him to get him even more fired up. Not cool in my book. You can totally tell she was getting a kick out of it."
She's an attorney and I believe, a women's right attorney, so of course she's going to pound him with questions.
Look, all the entertainment shows are pure shit nowadays. I tried to watch Access Hollywood the other day, but the camera angles and CGI animation are pure shit.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:28pm.
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TINY BASTARD!!! Ahahahahahahaha! But word...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:15pm.
Ok, while Gary wasn't exactly a gentleman, I don't agree with how the reporter was provoking him to get him even more fired up. Not cool in my book. You can totally tell she was getting a kick out of it
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She was trying to get him to say "No, I did not abuse my wife" which would have nailed his ass in court if he indeed had. She knew it, he knew it. He would not say that. When she tried to pin him down the little abusive fuck took his toys and went home. Bruised ankles is still bruised ankles. Bottom line. Rot in jail you angry little ashy turdlette.
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Amen sista! We should not feel sorry for this mean little fucker because he's a midget and he's had a hard life. Everyone has had a hard life, and there are people who have gone through worse shit than this asshole and they're still good people, so this tiny bastard has no excuse.
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:15pm.
Ok, while Gary wasn't exactly a gentleman, I don't agree with how the reporter was provoking him to get him even more fired up. Not cool in my book. You can totally tell she was getting a kick out of it
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She was trying to get him to say "No, I did not abuse my wife" which would have nailed his ass in court if he indeed had. She knew it, he knew it. He would not say that. When she tried to pin him down the little abusive fuck took his toys and went home. Bruised ankles is still bruised ankles. Bottom line. Rot in jail you angry little ashy turdlette.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:21pm.
Look we can put this 'wife beater' allegation to rest right now...Does his bitch have bruised ankles or not?
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If he pisses her off she can just pick his little ass up and throw him across the room. It will take him all day to run back to her. Then all horsey faced bitch has to do is rinse and repeat.
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Submitted by Zonko on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:22pm.
Whenever someone is lying, they will look EVERYWHERE but in the other person's eyes.
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In his defense, his eyes are more at her knee level.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 9:21pm.
Look we can put this 'wife beater' allegation to rest right now...Does his bitch have bruised ankles or not?
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Whenever someone is lying, they will look EVERYWHERE but in the other person's eyes.
They'll also swallow hard.
Coleman was lying up a storm.
Look we can put this 'wife beater' allegation to rest right now...Does his bitch have bruised ankles or not?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
THIS LIL BOY IS ALWAYS IN A BAD MOOD, AND WHY THE HELL DOES THE INSIDER CONSIDER IMPORTANT TO INTERVIEW HIM?? OCTOCRAZY AND THE SITUATION WERE BOOKED?
Hey Bjork You, Conrad Bain is still alive...he just had his 87th birthday!
Ok, while Gary wasn't exactly a gentleman, I don't agree with how the reporter was provoking him to get him even more fired up. Not cool in my book. You can totally tell she was getting a kick out of it.
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Submitted by charlie m on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 8:23pm.
WELL HE SEEMS A LITTLE BIT FUCKING WACKY AND WHO WOULDNT IN SHOW BIZ AFTER HAVING EVERYTHING FUCKING STOLEN FROM YOU. BUT THERE COMES A CERTAIN POINT WHERE ONE MUST EXERCISE FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT FOR ALL KICKING FILTH COLUMN MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN FUCKING ASSHOLE SWAMP KING FUNKING GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT EYES LOOKING CROSSED WAYS FUCKING DAMN MILK BONES LOOKING FUCKING DUMBASSES.
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Oh, Cholly...Your way with words...*swoon*... *ahem*, Clears tiger throat...
Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it half as good as you
Baby, you're the best
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Lara Spencer and her posse of button pushers get EVERYTHING they deserve!!! I will never defend Gary Coleman or any abuse whatsoever, but those cunts are reaalllyyyy fuckin cunty, ya know??? I woulda said FUCK YOU too! So, fuck you!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
He was totally gonna punch her in the face. Poor little thing. He needs some HELP
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Ah, poor Gary, but that show is all about exploitation, so just what are we expecting? Gary got off easy...can you imagine if Nancy Grace got hold of him!?
the "insider" is a piece of crap show with no journalistic integrity. it is so awful it is embarrasing. that whole scene was staged and sensationalism ambush journalism garbage. what kind of show is this? i have no respect left for gloria allred's daughter (lisa bloom) who has sold out her legal career for this crap.