The Curious Case Of St. Angie's Reptilian Neck
The detectives over at Hollywood Life has pointed me to this picture from a photo agency of St. Angie's strange neck situation in Venice, Italy yesterday. This better make Vanessa Paradis immediately run for Johnny Depp's dick area and cover it with her life! Don't let go, Gappy, because St. Angie's man-stealing tentacles are already starting to show themselves. ....Or maybe Angie's wearing a mask, because the divine beauty from her natural face could turn a mere mortal's retinas to dust.
Hollywood Life brought in their own experts to analyze this photo, and they've come to the conclusion that these pictures have been touched by Photoshop. One expert said:
“This photo is likely doctored and airbrushed. It’s blown up and looks distorted anyway, but if you look at the texture of the forehead, neck, chin and cheek mound right under her glasses, it is grainier and more pixilated than the back of the jaw."
Basically, St. Angie has hypnotized them into believing a lie! But seriously, when I stare at the picture long the only thing I'm telling myself is, "Why in the fuck are you about to hit publish on this post."
Yeah, it's going to be one of those days. So why don't you grab a bottle of something strong (Thunderbird or Clorox will work) and meet me in the park.
INFDaily.com, Splash (Thanks Karen)
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EEWW Angie used to be so hot. She needs to eat!
Submitted by peopleperson on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:43pm.
I think its pretty obvious from Stoney's post that it is infact NOT photoshopped at all... and why is it so hard to believe that she has botox at 34 anyway? How old is heidi montag? Doesn't she have botox injected too?
Actually seeing how rapidly brangelina are ageing, its not a surprise she went under the knife!! Jolie looks much older than her actual age !!
Remember when you were little and your mother said, don’t make that face? Angie should have paid attention because...damn!
Bitches everywhere are loving this! Guess she's not perfect after all huh?
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But ALL of the profile pictures look like that...so just one can't be Photoshoped.
Sarah Palin hair!
Proves she's a reptilian shapeshifter.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
It's photoshopped to exaggerate the lizard gills, but she's had these gills in other photos.
Damn she was hot in her early twenties. Why fuck with a face and body like that. I think out of a guilty conscience, she tried to morph, body and soul, into a replica of her mother. But it ain't working because Marcheline was naturally gorgeous and luminous and Angie is, um...a darker soul.
p.s. hairstyle is lame. Now THAT looks like a wig or some extensions ! The bangs are too heavy and too highlighted. yuck.
That's just plain weird looking. Girlfriend needs to stop running around filming and start eating right and taking care of herself. It's obvious she has NO body fat. How she was able to get pregnant a 2nd time around is hard to believe. All of this unhealthy living is starting to show up in the weirdest places on her body! She continues with botox ,but when was the last time she looked in the mirror at her frame? She has knobby knees, a shiny veiny forehead, bulging veins in her arms, and her head looks too big for her body. WTF is going on with that "situation"!? lol
Her hair looks better now. Now, she needs to gain some weight.
Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 3:09pm.
LOL! You said Mitch Hedberg. I have him on my iPod -- the only non-music.
Khloe Kardashian looks like a whole new person after Trim Spa.
Whatever the hell that is you know she is cursing the people who took the picture.
So is Zahara going around punching the other kids in the mouth?
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/pic-brad-and-angelinas-son-...
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Declaration of Compassion:
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The person who ps-ed this didn't even bother to add some grain to match the pixels in the picture. It's shoddy! Ha, must have been a very slow "news" day.
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Just because Us downgraded itself to bottom of the barrel tabloid journalism on this does not change the fact this is a badly photoshopped effect. It's obvious. Besides, the last thing she needs is a face lift at this point. She's 34 and skin and bone so what would they be lifting? Silly.
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Not photoshopped - this deserves a repeat:
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 11:31am.
http://www.usmagazine.com/healthylifestyle/news/doctors-explain-whats-wr...
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Internet fakers: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
HORRIBLE FACELIFT !!!
POOR ANGIE... PERFECTION DOES NOT EXIST, BUT COSMETIC SURGERY, YES...
Introducing: Lee Press-On Face™.
*fits Frito with a straight jacket*
Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 1:52pm.
The loons over at JJ have lost there shit! They are saying that JJ posted these pics of Aj because he is being paid by Aniston's PR team! Good gawd, they are pathetic
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Pathetic yes. Also crazier than a bunch of shithouse rats.
FACELIFT !!! PERFECTION DOES NOT EXIST, BUT COSMETIC SURGERY, YES...
THANK YOU DLISTED... YOU ARE THE BEST... I LOVE YOU
Even on my bb I can see it's shopped cmonnnnn
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Submitted by nono on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 2:24pm.
I think she's had some obvious work done but I agree with you also. When I lost my "baby fat" in my mid-20s it changed my face also. My mother asked me if I had work done and she was only half joking. But yes, your cheeks, jawline, eyes, everything can change with weightloss. I remember reading Lauren Hutton saying that people carry around so much weight, never do lose that last 10, and that was sort of sad because they would never see what their faces actually look like.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 2:47pm.
Harry Potter on the brain much? Lol.
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Oh yeah. I watched the first movie last night, in a Nyquil induced stupor. I guess today I 'm trying to make sense of it all by randomly applying it to every day situations. I'm only confusing myself.
Remember that old Mitch Hedberg quote?
"Nyqull on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable"
that's totally me right now.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 2:47pm.
Harry Potter on the brain much? Lol.
Photoshop ... but still 'icky.'
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First of all Brad Shitt is starting to resemble Albus Dumbledore. I never was physically attracted to Brad, but now I don't see how anyone could be.
I would also like to say that Angie looks like Lord Voldermort, which begs the question, if Brad was the only wizard that she was ever afraid of, how the thundering fuck did she manage to suck the life out of him the way she has? Please pretend like I'm making sense here.
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Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 1:52pm.
The loons over at JJ have lost there shit! They are saying that JJ posted these pics of Aj because he is being paid by Aniston's PR team! Good gawd, they are pathetic.
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AHAHAH! HAHAHAH! AH HA!!!!
*siezes*
LOL!
Can someone explain to me JJ and why everyone shits on his readers?
I know of the site, but I only really read dlisted...Are they all Angie worshippers there? Is that what makes them crazy?
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 2:27pm.
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You looked so lovely then, dahling. And I fell so in love with you.
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*smoooooooch!*
The way I'm falling in love with you, over and over again each day:)
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
Holy Mother of God! It looks like the beginning of dioxin poisoning!
http://www.sceneoutlines.blogspot.com
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 2:13pm.
For instance, THIS avvie was born when I was tryna smooth out that vein in her forehead:) Basically, it just turned into horns which, of course, just made sense!
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You looked so lovely then, dahling. And I fell so in love with you.
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Maybe I am naive, but I don't think she has had a ton of work done, I think people underestimate what drastic weight loss does to a person's face.
I know first hand b/c it happened to me and I swear I haven't had any work!
My nose, my eyes, my cheeks, my neck look different because when you lose facial fat all the proportions change (especially if you are a face-gainer like me).
Those freaky things sticking out of her neck are probably due to the fact that she is a sack of bones now.
I am not saying she hasn't had anything but age and weight loss does A LOT to change the person's face.
For instance, THIS avvie was born when I was tryna smooth out that vein in her forehead:) Basically, it just turned into horns which, of course, just made sense!
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
Submitted by Dallas on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 1:52pm.
The loons over at JJ have lost there shit! They are saying that JJ posted these pics of Aj because he is being paid by Aniston's PR team! Good gawd, they are pathetic.
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I've seen them turn on him before. He should be careful with the monster he has created. It could get quite ugly.
He needs to find a blind man with a violin.
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Declaration of Compassion:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCqnmzSyyvI&feature=related
ok, that is weird. Weird that it's creepy and weird that it's never been noticed before. Although it could be some weird plastic surgery thing, i think it's most likely due to her being so damned underweight combined with the right lighting.
Regardless, she's still a beautiful woman.... suck that h8ters! LMAO!!!!!!!!
The loons over at JJ have lost there shit! They are saying that JJ posted these pics of Aj because he is being paid by Aniston's PR team! Good gawd, they are pathetic.
Yeah, she needs to leave her nose alone. It really is getting into MJ territory.
Saying something nice - I LOVE the color(s) of her wig/extensions. Want to take a pic to my colorist!
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This chick is more addicted to plastic surgery than I thought. Her nose is borderline Michael Jackson, her lips have been "fixed" to make them look more even and now look less puffy, her face is botoxed to hell and back, cheek and chin implants, eye/brow lifts AND face lifts.. and she's just 34.
This doesn't sound like she has a strong self-esteem.
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Geez, if you're going to 'shop a pic, do it right!
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So this iswhat it feels like to look at the moon up close, huh. Now I've done that.
Submitted by Pimpcessa on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 1:08pm.
As much money as that woman has, she seems to only have 1 pair of shoes. Always wearing the black, knee length, high heeled boots.
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Those are for her boot moves.
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Bottom-feeder.
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No worries. It's all relative anyway.... one woman's neck is another's perineum. Hahaha!!
EEG, I SEE YOU LURKING!!
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As much money as that woman has, she seems to only have 1 pair of shoes. Always wearing the black, knee length, high heeled boots.
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IG - sorry hor. I'm still not awake.
*licks window*
You're welcome IG.
Thanks to both you hookers for outing my lurkiness.
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why does my fucking computer have to be on welfare?
Triscuit. 09/02/09
EEG - Oh....
*thinks about having another cuppa joe to wake the fuck up*