It's Not Fashion Week Without An Appearance From Pamela Anderson's Plastic Titty Balls
Everything about these pictures scream: LAST CALL! But really, it's nothing new. During every fashion week from here to Bakersfield, the free clinic messiah rises from a puddle of 100 proof vomit and closes Richie Rich's fashion show. Because nothing makes people run for the exit like Pamela Anderson's vag. Seriously, Pamela should rent our her services. When you've got a party guest (aka one of your cousins) who just can't take a hint, bring Pamela's vag out and he'll scatter faster than a hooker running from the po po's siren.
Here's more of Pammy looking like the janitor just woke her up with his broom. Terrell Owens also walked during the show last night, and we're going to need a few mammalogists to tell us what kind of creature is on his head.
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She was hot like fifteen years ago, should've done this stuff back then. Way too desperate to be a MILF.
She's a mess, probably has more than one disease and a crappy role model to her kids, but she is most certainly not fat. Her body still looks pretty fucking hot- saying that however does not mean she needs to be flaunting her bits all over town anymore...it's pretty pathetic and we are all over it Pammy. Been there, seen that...
Dayum, Pam and Shauna's kids will be in therapy for life with skank ho moms like that. Pammy is too fat and too old looking to keep throwing her shit out there like that. She has always been a parody, now she is just pathetic. Check it out, I know women at least 10 years old than Pam (including me) that don't look half as torn up as her. Whatever drugs she is on she really needs to stop. Also with Hep C you cannot abuse your body. I give her and her skank worn out liver about two years tops.
looks like someone is playing tricks at the 1$ hooker down the street, that twink guy knows that he can have a few laughs by strolling pam down the runaway dressed like that, even the make up artist is having a blast on her expense,
"oh my god! check me out....fresh from RiteAid!"
The LMAO Award of The Day goes to MK for the dead-on statements:
"Everything about these pictures scream: LAST CALL!...Here's more of Pammy looking like the janitor just woke her up with his broom."
t.o. looks like a b cup...he should consult the queens on rupaul's dragrace for better wig ideas...and why pammy, why?
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Hey why pick on Pamela???
Freaking Terrel Owens "Titty Balls" are even bigger & saggier than Pam and he has a spare tire to go along with it..
Damn Ritchie, are there so few real models running around celebs you've got to go for Z List???
i hope she's getting paid well for this fuckery. her stomach is bloated and her face is a hot mess. i love how none of the guys are looking at her her.
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I am no expert, but it seems to me that Fashion Week is no longer about fashion. All of these people just show up for a photo op.
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
I like Pam, but she needs to alter her look.
Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion
Two words:
Skank Ho
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These fashion shows are so fucking ridiculous. Pete Wentz in a straight jacket yesterday and this fuckery?
What the hell kind of a fashion show is this? An old bimbo desperate for attention and that asswipe T.O. They should have held this in an isle at walfart.
Could someone please do me a favour and explain to me how exactly this is attractive? how is this sexy or sensual? How, oh How is this supposed to be 'hot'????
She looks like hell.
She really needs to dial it back by about 250%. It's beyond sad now :(
I always wonder how her teen-aged sons manage.
Is it just me, or does she look less meth-face, strung-out disgusting here??? Moving up?
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Last years was gold sorry!!
Wow that's the same outfit from last year right?
So, does this mean T.O. is finally coming out?
That little gem is going into my box of insults for future use... ;)
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Submitted by PaperDolls on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 1:11pm.
...smells like the shithouse door on a tuna boat....
That swimsuit is le bad. Looks like it has some sort of kevlar/graphite reinforced tummy-bands in front.
Pam looks so desparate for attention, she would probably do ME for f's-sake!
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 1:26pm.
projectile vomit along with M.E. pam's looks like a beat up old crackho with concrete tits. her sons must be so proud. so very very proud.
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The really sad part of this is pam herself. She's wearing 30lbs of face makeup (she's heading into drag queen territory), and she actually thinks people are supporting her by clapping & cheering her on. I wonder how she'd feel if she knew what they were saying about her in low whispers. "Geezus, look at the painted skank"...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
...like my Grandma always said - when your liver is bigger than your ta-tas, it's time to hang up the tassles...
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Submitted by Cindyloo on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 12:36pm.
I wonder what Pam's two sons think of mom.
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I read somewhere recently that one of the kids got into a big fight at school and hit some kid for making comments about her.
A selfish parent is the worst. Sure, she's trashy, has poor judgment, etc. but when you boil it down, it's just downright selfish to do what she does when she has young boys at home who are obviously paying a price for her "pursuits".
Poor old Pam is looking pathetic. And what's up with her bloated/pregnant belly in thumbnail #11?
projectile vomit along with M.E. pam's looks like a beat up old crackho with concrete tits. her sons must be so proud. so very very proud.
Enough, retire!
You know bitch smells like the shithouse door on a tuna boat. Good Lord.
I hate that I even notice this... but I swear she has had those boobs done again.
As in they are not as big as they were.
She did have a horrible noticeable ripple on that right one and her nipples were completely off centered.
Now they look like she had them lined up. And lost the triple F size saline implants.
Seriously, I hate that I notice it. But the boobs lost that lopsided off center look.
Whoa, Pam's face in main pic looks like Lindsay Lohan's in 10 years.
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*projectile vomits*
yeah, they are like 14 and 12 or 13 and 11...somewhere in there.....perfect jerk-off age.
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"You know, I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. I could be naughty."
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EEEEEEUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
PSL - true...how old is the oldest now? 13 or 13 right? I'm sure they get teased, and I'm sure they have friends that make comments about wanting to get with their MILF.
*gags*
M.E., they don't even have to- look at the way she dresses in front of their friends! You KNOW they get teased because of that, and you know that the friends have seen the sex tape online and tease the boys......I feel so sad for them. And Tommy is no better.
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"You know, I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. I could be naughty."
-Khloe Kardashian
EEEEEEUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
PSL - I agree. Those two boys are going to stumble across all her Playboy spreads, her sex video's, etc and lose it.
You could subtitle those pics "Old hep C infected hag well past her prime desperately trying to remain relevant by any means possible..."
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I still think Pam's sons will pull a Menendez on her one day.
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"You know, I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. I could be naughty."
-Khloe Kardashian
EEEEEEUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
I wonder what Pam's two sons think of mom.
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"You know, I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. I could be naughty."
-Khloe Kardashian
EEEEEEUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
I love these pics it's like a proper Rio Carnival favela ho down. (Arf)
GIRLFRIENDS SHOES ARE HOT even if her silver battlestargalaticca wrestlers outfit makes her pusetta look 1970's.
I LOVE YOU PAMIKINZ .....*spritzes Malipoo perfume frantically, chokes, dies*
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Gazing Beauty - Ahhhhhh. Ok.
*goes back to being politically ignorant*
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 11:28am.
"Was there a single cast member of Baywatch who didn't end up crazed?"
This comment REALLY made me laugh out loud. But to answer your (rhetorical) question, yes, I think there is one. Alexandra Paul still seems compos mentis.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 12:15pm.
She's clearly wishing that Sarah Palin become our next PRESIDENT! That is offensive!
*punches the fucking wall*
Her daughter will probably be appointed SECRETARY OF HEALTH and HUMAN SERVICES for all we know!
Fucking Canadians.
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how the fuck does Richie Rich get to put on "fashion shows"? who WEARS any of his crap? Heatherette shit is SHIT!
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"You know, I kind of like the idea of a sexy little video. I could be naughty."
-Khloe Kardashian
EEEEEEUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Yeah, TITS. Your avatar IS offensive! Don't you have some polar bears to shoot from your backyard in Russia or something? You commie pinko. :))
*dies*
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*doesn't understand the offensiveness of TITS avie*
You can only contract Hep C through blood contact, not sex. Look it up. Tattoos, needle sharing, eating bloody pussy, fucking in the ass where blood is involved, coming in contact with infected blood..ect...ect...I am no doctor but know the basic facts about health.
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they're obviously get high buddies
i need to get on the coke diet, i want a body like that (the torso minus the tits, minus the cunt)