Thursday, February 18th 2010
Open Post: Hosted By Kitty Acid
Have you noticed that your cat has been scratching at its nose like there's snakes coming out of its nostrils, or bumping into walls as though it's trying to jump through some kind of magical portal? You might have realized that something wasn't right when you got a call from the police, because they found your cat snuggling with a frozen turkey in the poultry section of your grocer's cooler. Well, you might want to clear your cupboards of Friskies and drop your cat off at Promises in Malibu, because Purina is feeding your cat the bad shit.
If you don't believe me after watching the one-way acid trip above, then watch this clip below. Guess what this hairless pussy has been eating? Uh huh.
via Brand Freak & Buzzfeed (Thanks Ryan)
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I want to go to that mystical land
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 1:19am.
I just watched it, too. It looks like Dina's cat on Real Mobwives of Jersey. She reminded me of Dr. Evil when she sat there stroking it the entire job interview with that young kid that wanted to be her assistant.
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That's spooky. People say I look like that when I pet my bunny;p
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
I just watched it, too. It looks like Dina's cat on Real Mobwives of Jersey. She reminded me of Dr. Evil when she sat there stroking it the entire job interview with that young kid that wanted to be her assistant.
Oopsie! Sorry, Eileenie. I guess I really din't have it in me.
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
AAAAAAAAAAAAW! I just watched that second vid. Give that kitty some bubbles!!!
PS. Boondock Saints FTW!!!
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
what's good?
Hi Eileenie, Got on to do a quick caption this and now off again. Chat tomorrow though! Went on a wicked hike today and I is sore all over...damn this fine winter weather.
Ummm...hello?
*ello ello ello*
Ang, I have faith in you and your snark!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
I dunno, man - you'd think I'd have it in me - I've been hanging with aspiring artist teens all day. But I've been biting my tongue so hard, I'm not sure my snark still works:(
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
I saw that Friskies commercial yesterday at my pain mgmnt appointment. I turned to the woman next to me and told her "I want what that cat's on." she agreed.
Looks like it's up to us to get this party going, baby!
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 10:41pm.
Herro? I am too lazy to go back and read everything. Did I miss anything Earth shattering today?
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As far as I can tell there has been not even a rumble, nevermind any shattering...
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
Herro? I am too lazy to go back and read everything. Did I miss anything Earth shattering today?
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
the farting video!!!! i haven't heard farts like that since, well this morning...and NO it wasn't me...i tnd to fart with no visitors present...
Submitted by Provolone on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 7:03pm.
wanna see some farting...
NSFW- she's nekkid.
http://www.hiphopsheartbeat.com/musicvideo.php?vid=e86f6555f
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GRRRRRREAT ASS.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
omagersh, laughing! I laugh at any talk of farting.
wanna see some farting...
NSFW- she's nekkid.
http://www.hiphopsheartbeat.com/musicvideo.php?vid=e86f6555f
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"One Shot, One Shot!"
Ronnie 2, Townies 0
i'm a vegetarian with constant diarhhea!!! SERIOUSLY!!!
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 6:43pm.
I am a vegetarian, my farts smell like salad!
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You disgust me. *reports snowphat*
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
I am a vegetarian, my farts smell like salad!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
*reports sucky for sharting*
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 6:38pm.
I produce the most heinous farts EVAH!
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WELL MAYBE IF YOU WEREN'T SO FAT
BAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 6:39pm.
sucky! I never said I NEVER make stinky ones, these ones don't seem to smell,mmmm at least I can't smell them, LOL
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooot*
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oololol was probably just a small cloud then... I always warn people at work when I fart and they come to my desk, they think its fucking gross but its better than them having to smell MY SHIT CLOUD.
One time I was so gassy and just kept farting into my chair so much that the chair fucking stank.
*PRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT* that's a wet one.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
I tell ya wot, I used to be real gassy last year motherfuckers, and eggs will make your shit deadly.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
sucky! I never said I NEVER make stinky ones, these ones don't seem to smell,mmmm at least I can't smell them, LOL
*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooot*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I produce the most heinous farts EVAH!
SNOWY!! Just don't dutch oven yourself over there!
OMG JJ these guys were hanging out chatting it up with me and I was like on my mind GO AWAY BEFORE IT HAPPENS AGAIN!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:59pm.
IDK what's wrong with my tummy but I am covering for the receptionist tonight and I keep farting, so far they are odorless
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MY FUCKING ASS ITS ODORLESS. QUIT PLAYING THIS SHIT WOMEN. My mom did this everytime she was in her room watching TV and I'd come in for a talk then all of a sudden POOOTT "Mom..come on..that's fucking gross" "VAT! IZ JUST AIR!" YEAH NO. WOMEN ARE NOT VENTS, YOU MAKE STINKY FUCKING FARTS TOO.
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
SURVIVOR!!!!!!!!!!!
*fist pump*
Snowy, yeah, miss secret keeper. BAH! Oh, well, I'm happy for her. I assumed she'd eventually change her mind. She's only 30!
Snowy, farting at the receptionist desk, hilarious.
We wait until it's over to watch on DVR anyway so we can forward through commercials. Woot!
Not cool M.E., she should have told already eh?
LOL Passionate: I won't get home till 9 tg for dvr
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
yeah M.E. that makes no sense at all
they are up to something.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
*stands on other side of room and yells*
Woot Snowpiece, Survivor night!!! Woot! Mr Passionate is sick in bed so I'm making him beef soup and gluten-free bread in the machine just in time for Survivor.
Ok, I R confused, a good GF of mine, who now lives out of state, has one kid, said she wouldn't have anymore, just posted:
"got to hear the baby's heart beat for the first time"
On her FB?
WTF HOR! Are you pregnant or what?!??!!??
(i know i'm late as some of us have to work all damn day)
that livefeed of that cat is a crack-up. put an intelligent toddler in that same situation - toddler would be doing the same thing.
3% DNA difference, folks, between us and most other mammals; that 3% is almost undetectable in basic operations/thought.
sorry, didn't mean to get all scientific on that video, but I loved the way the cat went and 'tapped' what it thought was the 'easy button' of operation and waited a sec to replicate what it was anticipating.
oh, uh...hi everyone.
Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:51pm.
What do you all think about hormone therapy and depression?
*hugs the entire thread and don't worry I am wearing pants...but I could remove them!(wiggles eye brows up and down)*
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I think we just don't know enough yet! It's scary how as we live longer, we become the guinea pigs for later generations. I can just see 50 years from now, "studies show hormone therapy caused depression". However, isn't menopause or losing girly parts depressing enough? I don't know where I'm going with this. I'm very irrational today.
snowy - yes, pisses me right the hell off. And I don't get it, I claim ZERO on my taxes, having the max taken out EACH WEEK, as does BH, but we still owe the State?
I think it's a conspiracy.
M.E. that must piss you off so much to owe state taxes when they are cutting so many services etc
*poots*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
*clothes pining nose*
WTF????????????
*side eyes snowy*
I just wrote the grand ole State of California a $800 check.
FOK U GOVERNATOR!
IDK what's wrong with my tummy but I am covering for the receptionist tonight and I keep farting, so far they are odorless, LOL Someone just came in for an interview and is waiting here, HOLD IT IN!!!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Okay, I am going home where at least my husband appreciates my pantslessness.
(Uh, it is a word now!)
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Pleco...it is not a "suicide note" it is a 6 page MANIFESTO.
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Famous last words "Lizzy, get off your fat, lazy ass and go chop me some fire wood" Mr. Borden
What do you all think about hormone therapy and depression?
*hugs the entire thread and don't worry I am wearing pants...but I could remove them!(wiggles eye brows up and down)*
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Thank you Pleco. BTW, I always get a kick out of your ever changing avi. Plus your comments are usually hilarious.
P.S. I hate paying taxes too...but shit!
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Famous last words "Lizzy, get off your fat, lazy ass and go chop me some fire wood" Mr. Borden
Today is a good fucking D-Day so thank you MK for all the laughs! I need them badly! Omgosh, I about peed my pants looking at the Jonas boys and football.