Afternoon Crumbs
Scary Spice should've known not to try to recreate the "Cassie cut" with a Flowbee - Hollywood Tuna
George Clooney's piece is showing Sarah Larson how it's really done - Lainey Gossip
Asksars and Bosworth: Still doing it - Just Jared
Heidi Montag's tits are a million times the size of her brain. But that's not saying much since my nipple is a million times the size of her brain. - The Superficial
Mischa Barton went blonde for a movie role. HA. Okay, now I'm just being cruel. (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Kerry Katona has dropped the chunk in more ways than one - Holy Moly!
Heidi Klum's hand bra - Egotastic!
Glamberace looking like a butch Bill Kaulitz - Towleroad
Ryan Gosling in a t-shirt. That is all. - Popsugar
Paris Hilton has the brain of a 1-year-old, so isn't she a little too young to be playing with Barbies? - Hollywood Rag
Brad Pitt might have accidentally kidnapped a child - Celebitchy
Susan Sarandon getting cougar tips from Demi - Cityrag
Elton John thinks Jesus liked peen - I'm Not Obsessed
Alexander McQueen's label will go on - Socialite Life
Your daily douche gargle - ICYDK
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by guilty of being... on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 6:55pm.
Elton is right...Jesus was a gay man with homosexual tendencies. Why do you think he hung around all of those men? 12 disciples my ass!!
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Waaaaait a second now. They weren't all gay. They took a hooker with them.
lol She was their Reese Witherspoon
I'm pretty sure the kid Brad is holding is Shiloh with short hair... Her hair has been very blond but it could have darkened in the winter and because the lighter locks have been chopped off. The last photos of her the other day show her wearing a hat that completely covers her hair.
...My darling can't you see
My heart sounds just for you my dear...
Elton John is just trying to stir up shit.
Coulda been. Just sayin'
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
Jesus wasn't gay. There is NO evidence in the bible to prove so. Elton John is just saying something shocking to get in the news. Or that comment was taken outta context to get people to read more
I thought Scary was a guy too.
Glamberace...kinda like him. He reminds me of Jessica Simpson, someone I just can't drum up hate for until they do something seriously heinous.
I don't need cougar tips from Susan Sarandon unless it will help me with Ryan Gosling.
Looks like Shiloh.
Heidi Montag looks like Robo Barbie and that's not a good thing.
No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.
Mel B is trying to recreate Annabella Lwin's hair, which makes it not so edgy and new if you were around for Bow Wow Wow.
Submitted by guilty of being... on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 6:55pm.
Elton is right...Jesus was a gay man with homosexual tendencies. Why do you think he hung around all of those men? 12 disciples my ass!!
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Waaaaait a second now. They weren't all gay. They took a hooker with them.
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:55pm.
Well, I have read that Jesus WAS weird for being Jewish dude back then. I can't remember all the details but for a jewish dude his age, he wasn't married... and something about the beard, but that could only mean his image has been bent to fit the WHITE peoples' image when his religion was adopted by people outside his own culture. I don't know if he was too wacko to be interested in women or sex or just plain ancient gay.
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Just plain ancient gay???? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, I always wondered if Jesus was a fairy...I mean it makes sense. I'll bet after he destroyed the temples, he totally put in marble floors and recessed lighting...You know he did...Then his 12 homie fags was all over that shit like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy...THAT'S why we got some swank ass churches...JEBUS SMOKED POLE...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by FritoDorito on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 3:14pm.
I so thought Scary was a dude right there, but that's a mistake I've made before, so I'm fine with it now.
I really really really want to beat the ever living shit out of Kate Bosworth with a shovel. She has the body of a nine year old boy and has still managed to snatch up all the hot guys with her boney ass fingers. I don't think it's because of her personality.
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Maybe she has a snatch like a snapping turtle?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I think Jesus' relationship with his disciples was more a bromance type of thing. But I wouldn't be surprised he was at least somewhat bicurious.
Elton is right...Jesus was a gay man with homosexual tendencies. Why do you think he hung around all of those men? 12 disciples my ass!!
"Fuck me running..."
It saddens to think that neither Heidi Montag nor Paris will ever overdose or commit suicide. If only....
Rotten Egg it's Pissed Off Shiloh cmonn now
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Mel B pic is sooo photoshopped
look at her head...it's shaped like an egg
u can't expect me to believe Mel B is distant british conehead cousin!!!!!
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Ball friendly
You have to be kidding me!. THAT IS the other twin??? naaah!. This kid looks more like he's 3 years old. Aren't the twins less than 2?. I can't imagine this kid is the same one I saw back a few days. Are they giving him growth hormones or what??. Either my eyes are crap or these two kids don't quite look the same age.
http://www.popsugar.com/Photos-Angelina-Jolie-Brad-Pitt-Knox-Jolie-Pitt-...
http://www.celebitchy.com/91938/empress_zahara_mystery_jolie-pitt_child_...
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
HAA! Mischa the untalented looks like Martha Stewart!!!
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try this one
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/pic-brad-and-angelinas-son-...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
rotten: I just read this link in the Angie neck thread, that must be Knox Gellatin
Submitted by onthefringe on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:53pm.
So is Zahara going around punching the other kids in the mouth?
http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/pic-brad-and-angelinas-son-...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Well, I have read that Jesus WAS weird for being Jewish dude back then. I can't remember all the details but for a jewish dude his age, he wasn't married... and something about the beard, but that could only mean his image has been bent to fit the WHITE peoples' image when his religion was adopted by people outside his own culture. I don't know if he was too wacko to be interested in women or sex or just plain ancient gay.
Did someone already figured out who that kid is??. I mean, the one Billy Goat is holding. Maybe he grabbed someone else's child in a hurry, with so many fucking kids, it's hard to remember wich is wich. They should put on name tags in the kids next time.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
the girl from Bow Wow Wow died??????
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no, she didn't die, the person she was replaced with died
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Adam looks sexy.
Oh no I kinda liked what that Dicksick douche said.
WHO IS THAT JOLIE PITT !?!?!?!?!? I IZ SO CONFUZED
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:18pm.
Bowchickawawa -- I HATE that chick on "Adult Friend Finder" feeling herself up. She weighs like 80 lbs., has huge implants and an ugly face, not to mention wonky nips.
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Do you think she has any idea that one nip is pointing due north and the other is pointing due south? They're not even positioned close to the same place on either breast. You'd think she'd go have them redone or photoshop them to look somewhat normal. Maybe there is a wonky nipple fetish out there that I never knew about.
You used to be my hero Mel B. *sad face*
No more zig-a-zig ahhh.
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Bowchickawawa -- I HATE that chick on "Adult Friend Finder" feeling herself up. She weighs like 80 lbs., has huge implants and an ugly face, not to mention wonky nips.
today's caption this is the grossest shit ever. i just feel sick to my stamach when i look at it. i can't...*cries*
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Glamberace is a cut rate version of MAH BILL - dont get me wrong though, I cant hate on the guy, he's not bad looking at all.
There's not much I can say about Mischa Barton that hasn't already been said but when I went to DrunkenStepfather to look at the post, I saw an ad on the site for Adult friend finder. The ad shows a blond chick feeling herself up and she has the wonkiest nipples I have ever seen!
When I read stories about Clooney's gf, in my head, I say it ala Gary Oldman's Dracula "Elisabetta"...
Yeah, you care!
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I'd prefer to see Ryan without a t-shirt but who am I to complain.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Do you know how I know there's a God???
All the stupid bitches from about 5 or 6 years ago (Paris, Lindsay) have stuck around long enough for young, impressionable girls to see that NOBODY wants their lives. If anything, they make you grateful for who you are. Someone parading around at 29 years-old getting Barbies for her birthday is nothing more and WILL NEVER BE anything but a joke. Remember when she was dating Greek shipping heirs??? No respectable elite family would want their sons to have ANYTHING to do with her...that's why she's practically 30 and dating a reject from "The Hills." It's sad, really.
But also HILARIOUS! *evil laugh*
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Douchechill!
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 3:15pm.
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knowing that the queen of pustules and crotch critters that is Parasite Hilton ain't gettin' no money makes me very happy. I think it makes me sleep better too
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Alexander McQueen sweater I want the pattern!!!
help
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Paris Hilton has the brain of a 1-year-old, so isn't she a little too young to be playing with Barbies? - Hollywood Rag
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! BTW, I'm surprised that she and her Ryan Reynolds lookalike douchetard bf lasted this long. Doesn't the moron realize that her granddaddy left her with zilch and she'll soon be broke as a joke? Or is he a masochist who enjoys the excrutiating stinging of Wonk's mutant crabs early in the morning?
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May love love you today <3
I have never heard Adam Lambert's music so I can only hate on his overuse of eye liner.
In any event, if you were on stage singing, and some asshole was obnoxiously speaking on her cell phone, don't tell me you bitches would stand for it!
I would have done the same thing.
I so thought Scary was a dude right there, but that's a mistake I've made before, so I'm fine with it now.
I really really really want to beat the ever living shit out of Kate Bosworth with a shovel. She has the body of a nine year old boy and has still managed to snatch up all the hot guys with her boney ass fingers. I don't think it's because of her personality.
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"This is why I beat hookers" - Tig from Sons of Anarchy
Yuuuuuuuuuum.... Seeing pics of my Ryan always puts me in a good mood
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WOA four sacagaweas? Whered you get THAT??!!
...the post office
I thought that was Jane Child minus the nose-to-earring jewelry!
I think Scott Dicksick said how he really felt. But why is the baby's daddy (a nobody) of a nobody Kourtney Kardassian, on the radio?
Why don't they all get educations and jobs like real people?!
Oh I forgot, people like E! are throwing money at them, left and right for having zero talent!
That is the same thing I was thinking, she is trying to be the chick from Bow Wow Wow. Didn't she die?
While I dont love him, I don't understand all the Glamberace hate. So I sort of understand where oyu are coming from, Albatross.
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Fer sure maybe, fer sure not, fer sure eh, fer sure bomb...
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
Oh, great, now we're gonna see more of George Clooney's latest beard. Another one in a long line of man-faced girlfriends.
She probably thinks she looks like Annabella Lwin from Bow Wow Wow. I wonder what will come after the eighties revival, after all, the nineties were just one big seventies revival.
I love Glamberace, still. I can't help it. Please don't hit me.
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"No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart"
Ryan Gosling in a t-shirt. That is all.
...and THAT IS ALL WE NEED!! Yummy.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
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