The Jonas Brothers Playing Football....

The new saying is: "You play football like a Jonai." I'm never one to talk, but I know that if I'm going to handle a ball in a parking lot, it's not going to be a football.

Here's more of the Jonas Bros. playing parking lot football on the set of their movie Chasing Butterflies (that one is too easy).

Pacific Coast News, Splash, Wenn.com

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Submitted by Alex222 on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 1:41am.

one of them looks like a pregnant chick

Submitted by Alex222 on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 1:35am.

They are so homely & can't sing at all.

Submitted by almostfamous88 on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 8:57pm.

They're so gay

Submitted by Neverevenknewhim on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 4:44pm.

Those pictures are hysterical, almost forgot about the wasp larvae. They aren't playing football, they are playing...watch me try to play football.

Submitted by Lizzle97 on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 9:47am.

Joe's awesome, hahahaha. That football sh*t is for goons, not ambiguously geeky dreamboats.

And haha, they're purposefully doing the stupid things you are making fun of them for, for television. How very meta.

Even that movie doesn't exist...it's a joke movie from a plot for their silly TV show, in which they are supposed to be doofuses.

You know you watch that sh*t and their music is cute too (at least when Joe's singing), STFD.

Submitted by fauve on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 5:47am.

I'm trying to block out the fact that someone is paying these homely douchebags to engage in this fuckery for a camera.

What I can't block out is the thought of the chafing from the tight jeans. I wonder if they all went home and rubbed glittery, watermelon-scented lotion on each other's friction-ravaged thighs.

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Submitted by grindcoregore on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 4:58am.

how i hate tight jeans on boys, men or... whatever oO

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Submitted by JPRX on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 2:57am.

Just when you think they couldn't get any more masculine. I wonder if they took the purity rings off before ...

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Submitted by Passionate on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 12:42am.

They HAD to be doing this on purpose right?

Right?

crickets

No, seriously, right?

Submitted by Cara on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 12:34am.

I haven't been a teen girl in over a decade, but what do young women see in these dudes? Especially the hobbit looking one in the glasses/cardigan? I just don't get it.

Submitted by scisan60 on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 8:32pm.

You gotta be kidding right? Or are they making a sequel to "The Ringer"?

Submitted by caprica six on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 8:15pm.

"wait!...(oooaffffbph)....i has dropped the ball. doh!"

Submitted by RoadDogXXIV on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 7:53pm.

"Same here. I tried to listen to a couple of their songs, but they were terrible. I honestly don't know who is worse, them or Miley."

THEY'RE ALL BAD!

Seriously, I don't even listen to mainstream radio. It's all the same phoney, effeminate-voiced, indistinguishable, pink-as-bubble-gum, manufactured crap.

But try telling that to all the people who love that remake of "We Are the World". You'll be branded a hater. But, in all honesty, if I was caught listening to the Jonas Brothers, then I deserve to take it right up the ass like the bitch I was.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 7:41pm.

the contestants at special olympics do better than this...
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Submitted by sunny on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 7:14pm.

ahahah...i have a picture of me at age 3 learning hot to catch a ball and I look like a total dork just like this Jonas Bro...

Only problem with that is he's a teenage dude...I was a 3 year old GIRL.

DOUUUUUCCCCHHHHHEEEEE!

Submitted by Emeriesan on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 7:10pm.

If you re going to look gay,own it, God damn it!
If you're a fairy, bring on the glitter!

Submitted by azgirl on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 6:58pm.

He looks like my 4 year old when he tries to catch a football. What a loser.

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Submitted by applehead on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 6:34pm.

frank and beans frank and beans

Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 6:29pm.

All thumbs

Mad Cobra vs. Mad Lion

Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 6:02pm.

This is the gayest street football I've ever seen. And no, girls play far better than this!

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Submitted by SF_Mike on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:43pm.

Looks like JoJo has been working out. I'd buy a ticket to that gun show! I feel like a perv for saying that, but he's over 18 now, yes?

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Submitted by Passionate on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:42pm.

o gawd, LOL!

Submitted by UKer on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:39pm.

loozer I love your icon. <3

Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:26pm.

I have this mental image of a group of funny retards on a day trip enjoying the sunny outdoors. This thread is pure gold.

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Submitted by ewlulu on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:26pm.

Guess he's not a good catcher....LOL....

Wonder if they run as well as they play...wish this was a video!

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:23pm.

Loozer, yes and it is starting to effect my balance... lololl

On topic: girly man
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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:21pm.

Jacko, still drinking six-packs of Nyquil?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor

Submitted by zomay on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:15pm.

Dead homie looks like dead Easy-E.

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islandgirl on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 2:40am.
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB, FAT, PEREZ-READING SMELLY-COOTCHED LOON. GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!!!!
Bwahahaha!!

Submitted by _meh_ on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:15pm.

can the old one jeans be any tighter?

Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:11pm.

Submitted by _fail_ on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:07pm.

The middle one is wearing the nerd glasses.
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oh i see now, he cut his hair...I thought he was the youngest with and without glasses and one outfit change at half time...lol

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:08pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:03pm.
loozzy:
cultmovieheathers avie
remember this guy????

light bulb turns on! Thanx Snowy My Love.
I think.....I had managed to block that out of my memory. I was looking for a dead homie in the Jonas pics.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:08pm.

ahahahaha loozer welcome to my world!!!
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Submitted by _fail_ on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:07pm.

The middle one is wearing the nerd glasses.

Submitted by applehead on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:07pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:29pm.
The one in the Tory Burch cardigan has fat girl thighs. I want to punch him in the pussy
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LMAO! My exact thoughts!

Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:04pm.

where's the middle one?
that is the gayest of them all.

perhaps he was the one behind the camera taking pictures.

Is the Ginge a bodyguard? looks like it.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:03pm.

Is this the face he makes when his wife comes at him with her bogina?

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:03pm.

loozzy:
cultmovieheathers avie
remember this guy????

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Submitted by loozer on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 5:00pm.

I don't understand 'dead homie' comments.
Now I know how Jack-n-the-Hat feels most of the time.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor

Submitted by _fail_ on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:58pm.

Elder Jonai: pear shape + skinny jeans = fail

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:54pm.

aaahahahahahahahaha the main pic is fucking priceless!!!! downsy with a jawbreaker!! aahahahaha
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Submitted by ibvenus2u on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:54pm.

I never saw anyone attempt to play football with such tight jeans on. HA!

Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:54pm.

wow the older one just got married and already has child-bearing hips.

Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:59pm.

That first photo (er) is CLASSIC! Classic.
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Submitted by chinlee3 on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:52pm.

Try to convince me they're NOT acting out trying to get MK busy jerkin' his gherkin.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:40pm.

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there goes your social life. :-P
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Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:47pm.

ACK! FUCK! The dead homie in the corner gives me nightmares!

Submitted by Soy on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:46pm.

Submitted by DonkeyPunched on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:24pm.
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That's actually quite... hot. Maybe I'm a bit twisted when the JoBros only appeal to me when they are being dominated by a guy.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.

Submitted by Meeshie on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:42pm.

I've never noticed that the oldest one is shaped like a bowling pin!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 4:42pm.

OMG it's the dead homie in the corner, good times!!!!

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