Pete Doherty Doesn't Look Well?
One of the photo agencies I got this picture from says that Dreamboat Doherty didn't look well as he left Koko Club in Camden last night. Maybe my eyes have grown accustomed to his sore-y face (I should get that checked out by a doctor), but he still looks like if Helena Bonham Carter caught leprosy, got attacked by a zombie and then tried to cool her rage by drinking gallons of embalming fluid. This is the way he always looks! This is the Dreamy I fell in love with (again, I should get that checked out by a doctor).
What we should really be focusing is the dude on the left's hairline. That's the real story. Let's get a little closer, shall we?
What in the name of Kid 'N Play!!!!?! I didn't know a hairline like that existed anymore outside of Jermaine Jackson's head. Shit. At least we know Vanilla Ice still has one fan. Ice ice baby.
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He's far gone and I still haven't listened to Babyshambles.
OMG that woman is kissing him, let me spit my lunch out now. I'd fuck Jon Gosselin 500 times (and cunty Kate too for that matter) before I'd ever get within 10 feet of this disgusting excuse for a man. That's just plain damn nasty, not even drunk drunker drunkest, not even blacked out, nope...nope...
oh my god Mk, you are so funny thanks for the laugh with your Kid 'n play line!! ahhahah
Shouldn't Dreamboat be dead by now?
Pete is a dead man walking.
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She is kissing him on the mouth!! She`s got guts.
He is best. He has been worse than that, when he is worse he is little better than a beast.
Dude with the bowlcut looks a bit like boy george did in the 1980s.
What the fuckity fuck!!! I literally gagged out loud at the pic of that skank kissing him on his pustuled MOUF! PUTRESENCE!
Submitted by JPRX on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 2:52am.
Pete's body and his partying spirit look like they are fucking done professionally.
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Good One! Christ, right out of central casting!
He's so gross - can u imagine what his dick smells like?
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Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!
Bwahahahaha! Cant decide which I find more repulsive.
Cant believe that girl is kissing him - actually, yes I can, because Camden high street is fucking disgusting at night, although Koko is such a beautiful club, but sadly the area is a a like a big glittery crackden.
Pete looks like one of those people who no matter how many times you wash and scrub them, they still smell bad.
dead man walking......why do these people care to worship at the alter of feces.
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Bwahhhhhahahhaa!!! So funny! What a toupé!
Submitted by sanguinivorous on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 3:41am.
Why in the name of the non-existent God do you insist on continually posting photos of this repulsive piece of human shit???
---Because there are many of us who would like him to know.
oh my fkn god. i would not kiss (or touch) him for money. how disgusting.
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Why in the name of the non-existent God do you insist on continually posting photos of this repulsive piece of human shit???
Some dirty hags are actually kissing Doherty's scabby face. I feel unwell now thank you.
Pete's body and his partying spirit look like they are fucking done professionally.
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jjjaaaauuuundddddiiiceee!
JAUNDICE!!!!
SHIT, GET THEE TO A LIVER SPECIALIST, PETEY.
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand.
My thoughts exactly! I can't believe that something could divert my eyes from Pete!
in the coming weeks camden noticed an rampant outbreak of herpes
Look at those women kissing him straight on the mouth like that! Crazy bitches right there.
I still think Dreamboat is the most photogenic man in the world... these photos further prove my point.
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i hope those guys surrounding petey are a hazmat unit cuz that situation around his mouth is gross...
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Gross...YIKES...all the way around...Yucky
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 9:32pm.
I cannot believe that all those women kissed him! Christ, I can see the greese from here, and I don't mean the pictures!
I know MK would do him but I have confidence that he would make sure Dreamy bathes, disinfects, shampoos at least 3 times, cleans under his nails
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That's what I thought too! Even if he did all of that, I STILL wouldn't touch Kate Moss' leftovers with a 10ft pole. What kind of scabies and herpes and various other STD's he must be crawling with now. Sad because at one time before he really went off the deep end, he was actually a handsome man. See my profile pic for proof!
borrachas of the world unite and take over!
Submitted by z-listed on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 9:32pm.
I cannot believe that all those women kissed him! Christ, I can see the greese from here, and I don't mean the pictures!
I know MK would do him but I have confidence that he would make sure Dreamy bathes, disinfects, shampoos at least 3 times, cleans under his nails
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That's what I thought too! Even if he did all of that, I STILL wouldn't touch Kate Moss' leftovers with a 10ft pole. What kind of scabies and herpes and various other STD's he must be crawling with now. Sad because at one time before he really went off the deep end, he was actually a handsome man. See my profile pic for proof!
borrachas of the world unite and take over!
Snideychick sez:
Liver ready to quit this bitch in 4..3..2....
you know what, truth is, he's looking like i've been feeling all week (sans sores). just realized this. *no energy left to bust on; can only empathize with*
hopefully Michael K's gonna have some non-nauseating posts tomorrow. we got TWoods' proclamation to wax philosophical with at the very least.
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"LAST CALL!...Pammy, looking like the janitor just woke her up with his broom." ~MK 02182010
Top o' the evening to you Tigerlilly and all. Re Stench: You must check out Gallery of the Absurd. 14 is an incredible artist and often notes some of MK's postings as her inspiration. I will include the link to celebrity fragrances (must scroll down for PHilton's) -
http://www.galleryoftheabsurd.com/celebrity_fragrances/
and here's the link for rockstars -
http://www.galleryoftheabsurd.com/rock_stars/
Shout out to 14 - genius - WOOT!
EEeeeww, what could be grosser than licking on that sweaty, sore-oozing, rotting cadaver face. GRosssss. Why does he still walk among the living? Really, eew.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 7:51pm.
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Yes, because every American is the finest specimen on Earth *eyeroll*
I hope they fumigate KoKo before I next go there as I'd hate to catch something. P-Doh is such a waste of oxygen.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Those look like meth sores. Do you notice how yellow his skin is? He ain't long for this world.
I just hope people don't feign surprise/shock or dismay/sadness when this trainwreck finally succeeds in offing himself.
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 9:33pm.
And he is a peaceful junkie
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PEACEFUL JUNKIE!!!! If I were to ever form a band... THAT is what that shit would be called. I would actually like to have that shit engraved on my tombstone, even though I'm going to be cremated AND I've never touched smack. THAT'S how awesome I find that...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Now that I think about it, this site could be one of those Dove Soap promotions for a more natural beauty (?)
yum mcdonalds and vodka
From now on they should save everyone time and embarrassment. Just take Pete out of clubs in a gurney and be done with it! That way we don't have to see him stumbling, and desperate English chicks kissing on him.
The guy with Pete has a comb over. It doesn't seem like a wig, unless it's from the Donald Trump Amazing Wig Collection.
Today's postings have featured the most reassuringly grotesque images of our humanity. Since Brangelina's venus-fly-trap neck veins this morning and onward, I have never felt better about my body. Thank you, MK.....
he is teh gross
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At least Pete is a real, sincere junkie and never comes up with hypocritical BS like Lohan does.
He chose this shit, I never heard him complaining about his life and he is gonna live it till the fast approaching end, which is coherent to me. At least this has to be said about him, he doesnt care about putting on a show of health and glamour while snorting every line and taking every needle hit behind the scenes.
And he is a peaceful junkie, not a demented raging monster like Wino.
Maybe I should listen to one of his songs one day, when I have absolutely nothing else to do or think.
I cannot believe that all those women kissed him! Christ, I can see the greese from here, and I don't mean the pictures!
I know MK would do him but I have confidence that he would make sure Dreamy bathes, disinfects, shampoos at least 3 times, cleans under his nails
(both sets) and douches first.
Submitted by charlie m on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 9:21pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 8:59pm.
Of all the celeburards that have come out with a perfume and/or cologne, Dreamboat Petey needs to come out with his...and end that trend forever...Can you imagine what that would smell like????
Introducing...'STENCH' the signiture fragrance by Pete Doherty...a ripe combination of chronic halitosis, fermented pit moisture, ball rot, dick cheese, aged skid marks, crystalized urine, fresh blood, stomach bile and just a hint of tobacco...INTOXICATING!!!
Smell like you mean it...Smell like Pete Doherty's 'STENCH'...
I WAS JUST FUCKING GETTING READY TO WALK TO MCDONALD'S FOR DINNER AND THE PACKAGE STORE FOR MORE VODKA BUT YOUR COLORFUL AND ILLUMINATING COMPOSITION OF PETE'S PHYSICAL STATE LITERALLY MADE ME BARF. IM GOING TO SAVE IT FOR THE BEST FUCKING DIET PLAN EVER IF YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT.
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Me and My Cholly will be weight loss gurus together...*hearts and flowers flying out of tiger eyes*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 8:59pm.
Of all the celeburards that have come out with a perfume and/or cologne, Dreamboat Petey needs to come out with his...and end that trend forever...Can you imagine what that would smell like????
Introducing...'STENCH' the signiture fragrance by Pete Doherty...a ripe combination of chronic halitosis, fermented pit moisture, ball rot, dick cheese, aged skid marks, crystalized urine, fresh blood, stomach bile and just a hint of tobacco...INTOXICATING!!!
Smell like you mean it...Smell like Pete Doherty's 'STENCH'...
I WAS JUST FUCKING GETTING READY TO WALK TO MCDONALD'S FOR DINNER AND THE PACKAGE STORE FOR MORE VODKA BUT YOUR COLORFUL AND ILLUMINATING COMPOSITION OF PETE'S PHYSICAL STATE LITERALLY MADE ME BARF. IM GOING TO SAVE IT FOR THE BEST FUCKING DIET PLAN EVER IF YOU WANT TO LOSE WEIGHT.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 8:26pm.
Still wondering how this dried up piece of shit managed to bang Kate Moss.
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Sorry, but she's no better
Final call for the end of the British Empire.
THEY KISSED THIS PILE OF DOGSHIT??? Can you fucking imagine the smell of those rotten ass yellow teeth? Probably smells like a damned morgue with a broken refrigerator on the hottest day of the year. I can smell the breath rot from here. JAYSUS.
Excuse me while I projectile vomit.
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Submitted by MardiGras on Thu, 02/18/2010 - 8:57pm.
Wow, his face is yellow. Think his liver is shutting down.
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that's my comment as well. interesting thing - if you look at the whites of his eyes, they seem normal compare to the eyes of the others in the pic. I've had liver disease once and the whites went way yellow. so... hmmm.
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Internet fakers: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
He probably needs a liver transplant and some little Brit kid born with a fatal liver disease and waiting for a new one is going to find himself now bumped down the list in order to save Dreamboat.
Of all the celeburards that have come out with a perfume and/or cologne, Dreamboat Petey needs to come out with his...and end that trend forever...Can you imagine what that would smell like????
Introducing...'STENCH' the signiture fragrance by Pete Doherty...a ripe combination of chronic halitosis, fermented pit moisture, ball rot, dick cheese, aged skid marks, crystalized urine, fresh blood, stomach bile and just a hint of tobacco...INTOXICATING!!!
Smell like you mean it...Smell like Pete Doherty's 'STENCH'...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...