Friday, February 19th 2010

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Galina Zmievskaya, Johnny Weir's figure skating master!

As you can tell from the crusty tears on your cheek, Johnny Weir skated the performance of his career at the Olympics last night but still came in 6th. Pfft. Who needs a gold medal anyway? It would take the spotlight off his already golden skin tone. The rhinestone medal you get for 6th place is way fancier (note: you don't get a medal for 6th place).

But anyway, I spent most of my time watching Galina watch Johnny. The woman was like a hawk in a fox coat stalking her diamond-encrusted prey. Galina would not take her eyes off of Johnny. It was kind of mesmerizing. And when his scores came in, I thought she was going to rip off her coat all-cunt like, stomp over to the judges, take off her pretend glove and slap each of them like a dignitary! As she should have!

Galina didn't do that though. She kept it together for Johnny. Look at this precious picture of them last night. Look at her gazing at him after he was named the Winter Formal Rose Princess.

And is that a shadow over her eye, or did Galina get a little fudge pudding on her brow?

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I used to train at ISCC in Connecticut where Galina coached. Woman is the epitome of the Russian Ice Queen (pun intended). Bitch's cold blooded stare could turn you to stone, Medusa-style

missgold's picture

I just found out he trains in my town!

Whatever's picture

How the hell can you be too gay for figure skating? Most of these men are in the closet. Geez.

Neverevenknewhim's picture

Gay, straight, whatever, that crown of roses on his head is why he lost.

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Love you Weir! Mwuah!

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JOHNNY I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!

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That shit was too funny when Johnny called Evan a mongoloid a couple years back.

Throwin' shade!!

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I, too, blame this travesty on PETA!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

He lost because he couldn't skate gold without the real fox fur tail!

Fuck you, PETA!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 9:24am.
Raisa Gorbachev ıs back from the dead and coachıng gays on ıce?!
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I say good for Johnny Weir. For so many decades, gay athletes had to 'keep it in the closet' and hide who they are. The fact that he is proud of who he is is wonderful. There are many, many gay athletes and it's shameful that, in this day and age, so many feel they still have to hide it.

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KD's picture

I think Canada's Women's ice hookey coach should be HSOTD one of these days. She looks like a real ass-kicking carpet muncher.

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The commentators said one thing during the short program the other night that stuck in my head. They said that for all Johnny's flamboyance, he is a very classical skater, and that technically he is very precise.

Where the hell was his medal, dammit?

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Johnny was robbed, straight up. He deserved the Bronze medal.

LisaRose's picture

I swear there only seem to be about 5 skating coaches for the past 20 years. She used to coach Oksana Baiul.

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Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 9:52am.

BLATANT BIAS

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I totally agree - even the commentators during the short program couldn't hid their distaste for him. Their remarks were so snide and condescending. After he skated well that night, they basically said, "Well, his coach makes him practice, she makes him tow the line" ...WTF?

That community just does not like his flamboyance. He is too loud and too gay for them, even for ice skating. I, however, would have loved to have seen him on the podium in that flower crown!

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hahahaha that crown of roses was too cute, he's kinda adorable
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I thought he would've placed higher than he did based on his performance last night. I thought he was better than at least three of those he was behind.

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it was a hate crime

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He got robbed because he's the twinkiest ofthe twinks on the ice. He was amazing.

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BLATANT BIAS:
"... his execution kept him in medal contention. His technical score of 79.67 was 6.19 points higher than that of bronze medalist Daisuke Takahashi.

So how did Weir lose his chance at bronze? Simply put, the judges didn’t like his routine much. Weir scored 77.10 points in the more subjective program components. Takahashi scored 84.50 – 7.4 points higher."

http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Olympics/Olympics-blog/2010/0219/How-Even...

totes seems to me they found a way to knock down the guy they didn't like simply becuase they didn't like him - and I think we all know why they don't really like him -- because he's mother fucking fabulous!

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I picture in another life Galina would be working for an evil genius & thinking up ways to kill the secret agent.lol.

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MK the hot slut of that show was the Czech skater. BelAmi material and part of his act was to just skate with a "yeah I was born with this face" look.

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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 9:18am.
Who didn't see it coming? In his own mind he is a genius on ice, but only in his own mind. He's Ice Follies good but not gold medal material.

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I'm just glad Plushenko didn't get the gold!! Arrogant douche!! HAHA!!

TEAM USA!! :)

Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 9:28am.
No - def not gold -- but I really think he deserved that bronze the guys ahead of him fell and couldn't stick landings - both of his programs were nearly perfect

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No - def not gold -- but I really think he deserved that bronze the guys ahead of him fell and couldn't stick landings - both of his programs were nearly perfect

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Speaking of eyebrows.....for those who watch Survivor, I couldn't be happier that Stephenie was voted off last night. Her eyebrows made her look like a friggin serial killer. I have no idea how her eyebrows ended up so much higher than her brow line....

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I couldn't find a pic to really show how scary they are. All I could think of when I saw her was......

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Raisa Gorbachev ıs back from the dead and coachıng gays on ıce?!

Who knew?!

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Who didn't see it coming? In his own mind he is a genius on ice, but only in his own mind. He's Ice Follies good but not gold medal material.

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 02/19/2010 - 9:07am.
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she gave a big fuck you to PETA and wore the biggest fur coat she could find last night

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All those Russian bitches keep the eyebrow situation under control. I'm with lusciouis -- can't believe our MK didn't jump on that one! I think he was bedazzled by Johnny's crown of roses.

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UGH!

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I knew I recognized from somewhere before - she was Oksana Baiul's coach.

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hey - and let's hear it for her eyebrow sitch - can't believe MK overlooked that one! :)

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haha - already had my new avvie ready to go for this morning! WEIR WAS ROBBED!!!!

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