Hot Slut Of The Day!
Melody Davidson, the head bitch in charge of Canada's Winter Olympics women's hockey team!
If you slowly chew on a frozen maple leaf while softly stroking a flannel shirt and chanting Rojo Caliente's name over and over again, your eyeballs will start to see images of the Canadian natural beauty known as Melody Davidson! Every country needs an answer to Rojo Caliente, and Melody is Canada's!
It's fitting that her name is Melody, because she makes my ass lips clap "OH CANADA!"
Melody might look as delicate as a pure spring raindrop on a rosebud, but you know homegirl can scare the genital warts off of Gerry Butler by simply snarling. You don't fuck with her, because her hairline does have teeth and it will bite! Sorry Celine, Melody is my new Canadian dream girl!
(For Mandy & Brennan)
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I thought that was Jon Voight at first.
now this is one sexy beeootccchhh
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I was born with glitta on my face
My baby clothes made of leather and lace
That haircut scares me... so does her unmoisturized skin. Damn girl...
oh wow, at first glance i thought the B.I.C. was selma greene from big love!
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sandy-martin.com/image...
Meps, I thought it was Jon Voigt, too.
And I believe the carpets match the drapes. Trust.
That is my neighbor shoot
I do not recall seeing a person with that deep if of a lip to nose crevasse in my life.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 10:28pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 2:31pm.
She looks like my mother. But friendlier.
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shiiiiiiiit.
wasn't she a nurse or lpn too?
dear lord woman! nice escape.
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LOL! Thanks!
I am a great warrior princess!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKSIAmIsrRs
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 2:31pm.
She looks like my mother. But friendlier.
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shiiiiiiiit.
wasn't she a nurse or lpn too?
dear lord woman! nice escape.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Internet fakers: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
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http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
well, dammit, I can't laugh at it now. I'm eating, my mouth is full.
you did that on purpose. :P
Submitted by speakit on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 2:31pm.
She looks like my mother. But friendlier.
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idk if you're serious or not, or if I should laugh at that or not. I really wanna laugh. damn you. >:(
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O - it's true! And totally ok to laugh too - I did:)
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
Aging sucks.
Something tells me she prefers to be called Mel.
She looks like a female version of Jigsaw.
WOW. She is hardcore. I hope they stomp everyone's ass in her honor.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 2:31pm.
She looks like my mother. But friendlier.
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idk if you're serious or not, or if I should laugh at that or not. I really wanna laugh. damn you. >:(
I seriously thought that this was a picture of Jon Voight.
It's Hillary Clinton meets Darrell Hammond.
Rutger Hauer?
Is she a musclebear?
Glenn Beck has just completely lost it.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
The mullet was the unofficial hockey-do for players of the eighties and nineties. You don't see it much now so Melody's hair is very sentimental. But only her; all other mullets must be destroyed.
Tranny hockey! I am so convinced Canada will get three in a row GOLD with this beauty in our corner.
Rutger Hauer has let himself go.
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"I can resist everything but temptation"
@Evil_Cupcake:
me too!!!! I should have read ahead before I wrote that! lol
She kinda reminds me of a mullet-y version of Christopher Walken
I would love Johnny Weir to do a glam makeover for this woman.
She looks like my mother. But friendlier.
♥ Threadkilla!
'Ah, the 1980s. A real decade, not like the "noughties" or the "teenies" or whatever you kids are living in now.' ~ photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com
Tremendous mullet.
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It's the 2011 mullet, bitches. She is a trendsetter, just watch and wait.
Submitted by pussyposse on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 12:15pm.
I like a woman who looks like she could crack the heads of anyone who'd call her a dyke like a nut.
WAY more fun than some botoxed tittiebag bimbo.
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Me, too. Send this chick to interrogate hardcore Taliban; she'd break their misogynistic spirit in an instant. That's an interrogation tactic I'd get behind.
She must have started her career as a high school gym teacher.
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Gorgeousity. As a Canadian woman, may I just say .. she scares the shit out of me! LOL Go Canada .. hosting a human, real, fun Olympic games. Loving it.
GO CANADA!
What a succulent piece of canadian bacon you've introduced us to, MK. Thanks!
That is one manly Shim!
Canada is awesome.
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islandgirl on Wed, 02/17/2010 - 2:40am.
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB, FAT, PEREZ-READING SMELLY-COOTCHED LOON. GOD BLESS THE JOLIE-PITTS!!!!
Bwahahaha!!
That mullet is hardcore!
Woah! that's um... one mean looking butch creature.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 12:25pm.
Haha... Christopher Walken... funny shit, Evil.
She's a bit too robust.
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No doubt, I was thinking that Chris was a little more feminine then this gal! Robust is perfect!
Submitted by chinacat on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 11:20am.
Damn...Rutger Hauer got all fat.
I thought of him too.
The girl with the surname MacLeod made me think of Adrian Paul in Highlander, oh, he was hot
Submitted by north_star on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 11:22am.
She looks like every female gym teacher I ever had. Or the reincarnation of John Candy.
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Ha ha ha!!! Indeed.
She frightens the poop outta me, but beyotch heads up a dandy l'il team that happens to be smearing its opponents into oblivion.
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"I am going to rock myself in a corner in my Slanket now." - Plecostomus
I was wondering about whatever happened to the Hot Sluts too. I was thinking that this one would get my vote.
I thought this was my cousin for a second. That said, my cousin is a dude.
Submitted by Steve-O on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 12:23pm.
Side note -- has Hot Slut of the Week been retired?
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Good question. The last one was Jan 4.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 12:22pm.
I thought it was Christopher Walken when I first glanced.
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Ditto.
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Haha... Christopher Walken... funny shit, Evil.
She's a bit too robust.
I was convinced this was just a dude with a chicks name. Actually, I'm still convinced.
Side note -- has Hot Slut of the Week been retired?
I thought it was Christopher Walken when I first glanced.