Saturday, February 20th 2010

The Secret To Shaun White's Beauty

True fact: That is not a light behind Olympic gold medalist Shaun White. That's the bright beam of light that radiates off of his ginger fall of follicles. If you're ever caught in a blackout, make sure Shauna White is with you. Not only will he light the room, but if you pull your top up, his ginger fire will warm the nip out of your nipples.

So how does Shaun White keep his hair Rojo Caliente fresh? People asked the US snowboarder this majorly importante question, and he answered:

“My secret is an awesome new product – called water. It’s pretty curly on its own. I just use the hotel shampoo and conditioner and wash it every other day, because otherwise it gets huge. Two days of snowboarding in a helmet helps — it looks better dirtier.”

Shampoo and water? Uh huh. Translation: Shaun's beauty secret is just that.....A SECRET! You know Shaun marinates his hair in a bowl of saffron water every night and sleeps with a cap full of chili oil and hot sauce. We know the ginge truth!

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Chirio's picture

lmao!!

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I wanted to share this. I found this on the virtual condolence book for her family. This was how she was:

TIFFANY M. MCLAIN
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February 18, 2010
Tiffany and I lived on the same street in Clinton growing up. I will always remember her riding her moped, throwing Tootsie Rolls and Ding Dongs, as if she was in her own little parade. She was always sweet, caring and made you glad you were her friend. I am so sorry for your loss.
~ Mandy Moulder, Jackson, Mississippi

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Submitted by No Words on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 6:43pm.
On a personal note, it has been good to see you, DevilGirl. It has been for a terrible reason, but your heartfelt posting about Tiffany shows me what a kind and compassionate person who are, and why I miss reading your posts.

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Thank you No Words. You are such a sweetie. Always have been! You give me far too much credit for being nice, remember I am devilgirl! : )

It is always good to be missed. Wish my postings yesterday and today had been of a different nature.

Again, everyone has been so kind with their posts. I know her family would thank each and every one for the great tribute to their daughter, and since they are not here to do it, I thank each and every poster for the show of love for someone that truly deserves to be loved. I know if she can see this, and I am certain she can, she is astounded by how much she touched people here. She is smiling and very grateful. I know this.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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I read about this yesterday but didn't get the chance to leave a comment. I'm so saddened and sorry to hear about GDB's passing. I didn't know her on a personal level but I saw her on here often (Dave Chappelle av!). I will keep her, her family and DG in my thoughts. It's a very sad reminder that even us Dlisters are humans, too.

RIP Tiffany. You will be missed.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 6:37pm.

The thing that has touched me the most that I have heard and read about her, is the kids, who were in her drug program, were devastated by her passing, because they knew that the one person who was there for them, and only them, would sadly not be there any longer. My greatest wish is that someone carries on her good work in Leake County, MS and makes sure those kids stay on a good path, so as to honor Tiffany.

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I will pray for that to happen. I truly will. I wish I could say I would've liked to seen her here, but she had more important things to do and bless her for doing them.

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On a personal note, it has been good to see you, DevilGirl. It has been for a terrible reason, but your heartfelt posting about Tiffany shows me what a kind and compassionate person who are, and why I miss reading your posts.

Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 5:02pm.

Wow. That made me cry! Thank you for that. I know that her family would so appreciate reading those words, and knowing that their daughter has been so nicely honored on here by friends, new and old.

You are a very nice person to have made that heartfelt post.

I am going to direct her husband to this thread in a few days. It has even become more than what I had thought, and I know it would be so comforting to him to see how well loved and thought of Tiffany was on this site. He certainly needs something to help heal his heart at this stage.

Thank you also Bow and Speakit and others who have been so kind as to include me in your posts. I am feeling underserving of the sympathy, but so touched by it. Tiffany is the one who deserves all the attention and comments, as she was ( as I repeat myself) so very dear and special to everyone who knew her.

The thing that has touched me the most that I have heard and read about her, is the kids, who were in her drug program, were devastated by her passing, because they knew that the one person who was there for them, and only them, would sadly not be there any longer. My greatest wish is that someone carries on her good work in Leake County, MS and makes sure those kids stay on a good path, so as to honor Tiffany.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

speakit's picture

Devilgirl, I'm sorry for the loss of your friend and I hope her friends and family find peace.

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I never got to interact with GDB, though I did see her posting from time to time. Nonetheless, I am truly sorry to hear of her passing. Like some other DLister said, sometimes I wonder about regular Dlisters who post and then just drop out of sight.
This IS a crazy, dysfunctional crew but yes, it can feel like family, too.

Godspeed, fair lady.

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DG, thank you for posting this sad news. I always enjoyed Tiffany's posts and her family will be in my thoughts and prayers.

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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 5:02pm.
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Very beautifully written and well put, Bowchicka. Made me cry.

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Dear Devilgirl and all others who loved GDB,
I am so sad to hear about GDB's tragic passing. I didn't have a personal relationship with her at all but I certainly know who she is, I remebered her here and enjoyed reading her posts. Like others, I missed her comments when they stopped. I can't imagine how you and her loved ones must feel. I can only hope and pray for all of you that in time you are able to find peace in her passing and right now to find loving support from each other.
DG, I know we don't know each other well but you had my back a few weeks ago during a fracas in OP. I was grateful for that. If there is anything at all that I could do...I can't think of what that would be except to pray for you, Tiffany and her loved ones...I am here for you. I'm have available ears for listening and shoulders for crying on. GDB and I are very close in age. Well, actually I've been 39 for 3.80 years now but I can't fathom life ending so suddenly at such a young age. It's inconceivable to me but it will happen to all of us at some age or another. It just seems it should be when you are old and full of a long life that was lived well. When young'uns die, I feel confused and angry.
It never makes sense to me when beautiful people (I am specifically talking inner beauty here although it seems GDB had the whole package going on from what I read today) are taken from this world so young and some others who are, shall we say less beautiful, remain. Why do the ones who make such a positive impact in the lives of so many not get the reward of a long healthy life when it seems they should and others who only add a negative thrive? It seems karma or fate should have been kinder to her. I've lost beautiful people in my life at ridiculously young ages and let me tell you, it has shaped my spiritual beliefs more than you can know. I have no answers but do know that there has to be some order and purpose to the events in our universe and hopefully one day that purpose will be clear to me but maybe it never will. All any of us know is the today that we are gifted with. I am a firm believer in living in the present moment and sadly, a tragic death tends to remind me of that. It guides me back to living well today if I've strayed off to fret about the future or am stuck reliving dramas of the past. I see that as the final but glorious gift that someone gives us when they pass.
I wish I had some magical words to write that would put a smile on your face, even if just for a few seconds. Please know that there are many people here, including those that you don't even know, that are sharing in your pain and grieving. You don't have to bear it alone and from the sound of it you are probably a great support to her loved ones and family. I am sure you will tell them how many people are thinking of them and wishing them peace in their mourning.
Teary hugs and air kisses to you DG. Thanks for telling us the sad news. I am sure it wasn't easy but you did it well and wrote beautifully about your friend.
-Bowchick

PS. I will likely post this in a couple other places to be sure to get to see it so, if you've already seen my comments, I apologize for the redundancy.

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So sorry to hear of grapedrinkbaby's passing. I never had the pleasure of knowing her, but I always enjoyed her contributions. Condolences to her friends and family during this difficult time.

Submitted by caprica six on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 3:20pm.

You are hardly an oaf! I felt bad for being the bearer of bad news, but I felt people would want to know.

Thank you for the kind words, as Tiffany knew no stranger. She was a friend to everyone, no matter how long or short her time with you was.

It was kind of you to post!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 2:36pm.

i just now had a moment to break from studies to fully read your saddening post about a DLister and your friend.

the oaf that I am posted a snarky/happy post about Shaun, and when I read over the previous posts, i was shocked at what the DListed community was going through with your news.

i don't really know you, devilgirl, or Tiffany (grapedrinkbaby) because i'm a relatively new poster, but i feel your sadness. sounds like Tiffany was a bright light, and now has gone into a brighter light. my well wishes.

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Shaun White fucken rocks. He is a natural athlete & a down-to-earth kinda guy. My son, who snowboards, aspires to be the next White (like millions of other kids.) Hmmmm... We shall see :o)

(RIP, GDB.)

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HAHAHAHA!!!
This made me LOL and wonder what it's like under those uniforms...

Submitted by RasKimmie on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 5:05pm.
I fucking LOVE Shaun White. I could lick that baby ginge like a fucking ice cream cone. I would definitely cougarize his ass. I think those snowboarding dudes are the coolest white boys ever. Even their olympic uniforms are cool. I wish I was the right age to bone a few of them, starting with this fucking ginge right here. And ending with him, like an afterfucking dinner mint.

Now let me go attack my husband and pretend he's Shaun. Fuckin old man.

Wow, that's a lot of fucks in one post, but I literally can't think of anything but fuckin when I look at this guy.

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Retirement Schmetirement. Get your green scraggly haired avvy back here! :)

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Sluttsville's picture

:(

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I'm coming out of my Dlisted retirement for a moment to extend my deepest condolences to DevilGirl on the loss of sweet Tiffany (GDB). I enjoyed her posts and am so sad to hear this news. She and her family (and you too DevilGirl) are in my thoughts and prayers.

See....we truly are "real people" behind these avies and comments. That's why we should always treat each other with dignity and respect.

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The Dave Chapelle avvie girl GDB? Damn, thats really sad, she was a great :(

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Yep

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 11:04am.
Love his hair & his moves, but when I look at Shaun I see a cross breed between Kathy Griffin & Mackenzie Phillips.

Ya know Slutty...I haven't seen that much hair and moves since I saw a naked picture of Heather Mills.

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ChiliGurl's picture

Rest In Peace, Tiffany. You will ALWAYS be a part of the Dlisted dysfunctional family, and thank you for fighting the good fight. As a recovering addict and alcoholic, I want you to know that your work will never be forgotten. Also, thank you for making me laugh on days that I had nothing to laugh about.
My prayers to Tiffany's family and friends at this very sad time.
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Submitted by SpoiledGlamGirl on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 12:31am.
It really does amaze me that although MK created this blog so that we can all be snarky sluts, he also has created a big loving dysfunctional family.

So true...and just like my own real life dysfunctional family when there is a crisis everyone stops and tries to help out in some way...awesome comments.

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Sluttsville's picture

Love his hair & his moves, but when I look at Shaun I see a cross breed between Kathy Griffin & Mackenzie Phillips.

Sluttsville's picture

So sorry to hear the news about Tiffany/GDB; she lived her life helping others and the world is a better place because of her. R.I.P. Tiffany.

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I love reading all your posts about Tiffany. What a loss to our Dlisted community. Devilgirl, thanks for letting her husband know how much she was cared for here. There are also many lurkers that feel the same way I am sure.

RIP Tiffany.

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I could use more dopamine and serotonin resulting from the laughter and caring from the Dlisted crew! ~ Tiffany/grapedrinkbaby

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Gentle hugs to GBD friends and family. May her memory and good works be a comfort to you.

I lift a vodka shot in your memory GBD. 1030am shouldn't be too early?

Okay Universe, why is it that you let creatures like LiLo, PARISite, and Douche Wentz roam the earth unscathed, and GBD who actually did good works, gets the hook?

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP THAT?

I'm waiting for an explaination, feel free to text or call...

*full of sads...*

"Dog, you ain't seen the last of me! You better lick your ass with both eyes open!" - Mother Squirrel

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I rarely visit here nowadays but had to say something in response to the news about Tiffany/Grapedrinkbaby....
...but what to say...? I'm at a loss so I'll just list the words that come to mind:
warm
insightful
funny
intelligent
caring

She is already missed.

(Thanks dg for letting us all know.)

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oh no- grapedrinkbaby! My thoughts and prayers go out to her family......I am so sad.

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Shaun is so likable because he isn't cocky at all.

vidz's picture

I've seen a few of GDB's comments. She seemed like a sweet person.
RIP Tiffany

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Rest In Peace, Tiffany, you are missed.

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Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 2:36pm.

My condolences to Tiffany’s family and friends. I did not have the pleasure of meeting her at Dlisted. The response to the sad news makes it clear she was well liked and will be sorely missed. I’m sorry for your loss.

SpoiledGlamGirl's picture

It really does amaze me that although MK created this blog so that we can all be snarky sluts, he also has created a big loving dysfunctional family.

SpoiledGlamGirl's picture

I am so sorry for the loss of GDB. Truly tragic. Although she was loved on DListed, from what I have read about her, she herself was an ALister.

Maybe MK can find a way to honor one of our own on here this week in the graceful and eloquent way he has with this type of news.

Godspeed GDB and God bless all whose lives you touched.

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My condolences devilgirl. I hope Tiffany's (Grapedrink Baby)family gets through this painful time.

Oh, DG, I'm crying. I didn't have a lot of interactions w/ GDB, but I remember one particular weekend when she was very shaken by a car accident that had taken place where she lived. We talked then. Thank you for letting us know, & thank you, Bradi, for letting more know. RIP, Tiffany. I enjoyed "knowing" you very much. You were a gift.

DG, I will pray for Tiffany, her family, & for you, her extended family.
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Devilgirl, I'm so shocked by the news and am deeply sorry for the loss of your dear friend. I remember the night grapedrinkbaby first posted and how surprised she seemed that people here enjoyed talking to her! She told us how she had helped in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, and I was deeply impressed by her sacrificing her time to help others (even though she downplayed her efforts as being not remarkable). She left an impression on me and, even though I only spoke to her here a few times, I will remember her. Thank you for letting us all know.

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Thanks, devilgirl, for the thoughtful post. I didn't know Grape/Tiffany but send my condolences to her family. I'm sorry for the loss of your friend.

It's strange. I felt some need to go straight to dlist tonight and open this thread.

rip Tiffany

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i'm sorry to hear about the passing of Grapedrinkbaby...condolences to her family and rest in peace....
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@Devilgirl,
Thank you for letting us know of her passing. I am so sorry to hear about the loss of a fellow dlister. It sounds as though you were very lucky to have her as a friend in real life. I only knew her from her posts here, but always remembered her as the cool, down-to-earth dlister with the Dave Chappelle avatar :) It sounds like she was just as lovely in real life. Truly a terrible loss. I will be sending good thoughts and prayers her family's way.

I have read everyone's posts about Tiffany and I am going to send a link to her husband so he can see the lovely things everyone has said about her.

Centy, thanks for your post and your kind words. It is nice to know that people who did not know her, still care about her. You were sweet to comment!

dlisted has so many wonderful things about it. It got me to thinking,that sometimes things get a little tense here between posters, as I have been in a few frays myself, but one thing is for sure, when something serious happens, the people who post on this site are caring, and kind individuals, and we all really do care about one another. I do not know another site that has this amount of camaraderie and friendship among the various posters.

I am sure if her family could tell you thank you, they would. I will do that for them. Thank you for your nice comments. I am sure she is looking down and smiling at us all.

If someone might mention this to the others Monday in Open Post, it would be nice. I know a lot of week day commentors loved Grapedrinkbaby/Tiffany, she was particularly fond of Stock Broker, Sheeps, Dramaqueen etc. In fact she loved everyone, that was just her sweet Southern nature. This is truly a loss to everyone who knew who or ever met her.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Summermixx's picture

AAAAHAHAHAHCHAHA!!

if you pull your top up, his ginger fire will warm the nip out of your nipples.

Reeter's picture

RIP Grapedrinkbaby.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 10:13pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 2:10pm.
Frampton Comes Alive.

One of my favorite Peter Frampton songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MGXNb27QeA
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I couldn't get the volume on that one...I will search another source later....thanks! :)

My favorite is I'm In You...when us 12-year old girls had sleepovers we'd play it over and over and analyze how you could be in somebody?

Then we'd pull out the Ouija Board and ask it.

It never had any answers.

Neither did the Magic 8-Ball.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Sat, 02/20/2010 - 2:10pm.
Frampton Comes Alive.

One of my favorite Peter Frampton songs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MGXNb27QeA

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Centaurious's picture

Devilgirl,

My sincere sympathy for the loss of your friend Tiffany.

I must admit, I have not had the pleasure of reading either your posts or hers, but her fans speak volumes.

I do agree with the other posters, sometimes I really get into a particular person's posts and look for them, and then one day they drop out of sight...I always wonder what has become of them.

Thanks for letting us know about her tragic accident and writing a touching tribute to a very admirable woman who was lucky to be your good friend...and you, hers.

Centy xo

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I like Shaun, feel he represents his sport well, but I think he's only cute from the nose up. Below that he's a little too Phelpsy for my liking.