Tuesday, February 23rd 2010
Birthday Sluts
Niecy Nash (40)
Dakota Fanning (16)
Emily Blunt (27)
Kelly MacDonald (34)
Neal McDonough (44)
Veronica Webb (45)
Kristin Davis (45)
Howard Jones (55)
Patricia Richardson (59)
Peter Fonda (70)
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Thanks, caprica!! *scrolls down* Also thanks, urmomma and salacious :) I'll think of you sluts when I roll one later.
Happy Birthday, Raneisha!
PS to Whamo, who wrote: "You just ruined my day with NiNi...I fucking HATE, HATE HATE, this loud mouthed CUNT.......I feel a little better now, thanks for letting me get that off my chest."
That's not Nene Leakes from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta." Neicy Nash played cop Raneisha on "Reno 911" (I miss that show; I wish that and "Strangers with Candy" could've been on longer. Rest in my memory, Jerri Blank).
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAKERS BI[O]TCH!
(the extra 'o' is for 'oh happy day')
*this next swig is for you*
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"LAST CALL!...Pammy, looking like the janitor just woke her up with his broom." ~MK 02182010
seriously, niecy is working that outfit.
at first glance, i focused on the ostrich roadkill on her head, the next second niecy is wearing it with such confidence my confusion turned into admiration. plus, it looks like she may have a drink in her hand (that's always points to us sluts).
happy birthday everyone.
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"LAST CALL!...Pammy, looking like the janitor just woke her up with his broom." ~MK 02182010
Damn... how many birds had to die for that one fucking hat?
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 01/27/2010 - 5:42pm.
This site should be fun only. The petty shit fucks up my buzz.
You don't want that. Or maybe you do, you sucio fuck! MK
urmomma; I love Reno 911 tooooooooooooo!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Since it's the Kentucky Derby, Niecy is supposed to wear an outrageous hat. And if anyone can pull it off, she can!!!
In a few years, Emily Blunt will have the je ne sais quo to wear that hat just as well!
Patricia Richardson, you were the best one on Home Improvement!
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"You don't fucking say.”
Actually Bebe Zahara is prettier lol!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eHk8BoCZU_o/ScjqgsbOtxI/AAAAAAAAApQ/5zhFIhVavS...
Isn't that Zahara from Ru Paul's Drag Race?
ROOSTER HEAD.
Happy barfday sluts and BB.
Happy Birtday Niecy Nash...Reno 911 forevah!
and Happy Birthday beakers bitch!
If I gave a shit, you'd be the first person I would give it to.
Awww, thanks, Reeter, loozer, jacknhat, Eileenie,snowy, and sucky!!
Happy happy to the underappreciated Kelly Macdonald and Howard Jones.
The rest of the birthday sluts me no likey.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:00am.
It's mah birfday, bitches! Jello shots on me!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEAKERS BIIIITTTTTTTCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
happy bday BB!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Beakers!!!! Happy Birfday!!!
((((BIG HUGS))))
"motherfucker, I lick pits for a living." Submitted by suckandfuck 12/14/2009 - 3:05pm.
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All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you.
HAPPY BRRRRRRday Beaker's bitch!!!!
*sends tropical weather your way*
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Happy Birthday Beaker's Biotch!!!
Hope you have a Fantabulous Day!!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Submitted by beakers bitch on Tue, 02/23/2010 - 10:00am.
It's mah birfday, bitches! Jello shots on me!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
It's mah birfday, bitches! Jello shots on me!
I hate that squealy fucking Nicey person! Ugh wanna rip out her vocal cords and tell her to shut the hell up! Why is she famous anyway?
Niecy Nash I FREAKING LOVE YOU! ♥♥♥
happy birthday to Howard Jones, sigh, what memories!
edit: thanks Loozy I need that message today too! Love you!!!!!!!!!!
ooo sucky someones not gonna like that!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Neil McDonough is my favorite albino fantasy fuck! Happy Birthday, you hot piece! Same to Niecy, whose big fat mouth I adore.
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"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
"Men should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable." ~ Mrs. White
Thanx Ophelia! I've been wondering about C-Word too. I hope she is okay.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
ah Loozer you rock. Great Howard J vid pick. *muah*
hey whatever happened to dlisted's other VJ, The C Word ? she hasn't been around in like forever.
Happy B-day Niecy! (Great hat <3)
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
You just ruined my day with NiNi...I fucking HATE, HATE HATE, this loud mouthed CUNT.......I feel a little better now, thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
Happy BDay, HoJo!
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It is possible blondes also prefer gentlemen. -Mamie Van Doren
I assumed they were ostrich feathers, but I'z surtinlies no expoit. I am out of it today. I didn't even notice the mint julep and derby background at first. Outrageous hats are a Kentucky Derby tradition.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Happy Birthday to everyone except Emily Cheating Whore Blunt. Set Jim Halpert free!
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/01/blind-items-revealed_2229.html
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Just think of all the pheasant and rooster poop which had to be cleaned from those feathers prior to making that confection of haberdashery. Or millinary. Or whatever.
I can't believe Patricia Richardson is almost 60!
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
Woo-Hoo! Nobody I dislike on this list!
Also Happy B-Day to Johnny Winter (66) and Steve Holy (38).
Steve Holy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHUxogmXob4&feature=related
Howard Jones:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZbWHHkcBOM&feature=related
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
LOVE Niecy Nash - she's barely recognizable here with that glamorous headpiece...
Oooh! Dakota Fanning! A dream in reality zone! The blond bombshell young stuff! A slow sensual evening with her is a golden prize forever! Memorable enchantress!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Dakota Fanning is only 16?? Damn I'm old. Oh, wait...Howard Jones is 55..whewwww never mind. I'm still 20 years younger than he. BTW, you should have made him the birthday bitch so's these younger gens could have seen who started the trend whith hot hats :)