Sunday, February 21st 2010
Well, Look Who's Hanging Out Again
Usually when Jon Voight calls St. Angie on the phone she immediately makes Maddox get rid of him by doing his best impersonation of my abuelita trying to get the bill collectors off her ass: "Hola? No hablo the Inglés. Wrong numero. Lagarte!" Click.
But I guess St. Angie finally decided to take the call and invite Daddy Voight over to Venice, Italy to spend time with the family today. If she must.
And Jon made sure to smile real purdy-like for the cameras. He's giving us one of those politician smiles (aka the devil chewing on your soul). And "Shakira" (that's Zahara to everybody but Jon) made sure to throw Jon a "don't try it" side-eye.
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It's so obvious that that these public apearances are staged and STYLED. The coordinated outfits, matching hats, Angelina's just-out-of-the-beauty-salon hair, etc. All designed to convince the paying-public that the Brangelina's are still together and happy and relevant.
Please.
Oh, and I think it is now obvious that the mistery "little boy" was Shiloh all along.
I think they're starting to realize they are more alike than different. Not a good thing.
Why do they always dress their kids in monochromatic drab colors? To reflect the misery their parents are in??? Seriously they always wear black, white and grey. So cheerful for kids.
The only Jolie-Pitt I can stand is Zahara.
Submitted by de Cosmos on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:15pm.
There is something fishy here, and I'm not referring to the saintly twat.
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I was wondering if they were letting him see the kiddos and having the paps take pics because of all the breakup rumors that are abounding. The PR people are running around like chickens without heads....
I like the side eye that Jon is giving in the main pic. Nice.
"Admirable he wears a goatee, looks like shit and doesn't care?"
Ha ha, yes yes yes. He looks like shit to YOU, that's the key. He doesn't think he looks like shit obviously, else he would've shaved it off, dontcha think?
He likes the way HE looks with a goatee, sorta makes one think he isn't so concerned with how he appears in public, always being "on." Not like a lot of celebrities.
Maybe it's his way of feeling like a regular guy, not involved with the Hollywood scene. It's clear he likes to change up his look from time to time, if for no other reason than to satisfy himself.
Compare his public image to his rival/peer, Tom Cruise. That guy is always concerned with his image. Brad is refreshing, admirable in that way.
Besides, I'm biased cuz I like to change my look from time to time also. ;)
I'm glad to see that Her Holiness is allowing Jon to see his grand kids.
Vintage Barbie Doll
Is that really Bradders, or is he a body double?
There is something fishy here, and I'm not referring to the saintly twat.
I saw Deliverance for the first time a couple weekends ago, and MAN does he look different! I probably wouldn't have even known if my bf hadn't mentioned it.
"I can't speak for anyone else but I think Brad's look satisfies him and he could give a fuck what anyone else thinks of it.
Very admirable if you ask me."
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Admirable he wears a goatee, looks like shit and doesn't care? Gawd, actors can fart and it's like: it's so admirable he can fart in public without a care. These people are so overrated.
Yeah, AJ brought out the big guns on this one. I think they are done.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
How come Shiloh has blond hair and the other day she had brown? Is she into wigs?? What's going on??
I wanna know...
Angelina has the profile of a Pug.
fking ugly whore with ginormous forehead she outta get a tat on that thing or a miner lite attached so she can see billy goat under the sheets when playing with james haven
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WANNA MEET MY MOM HERE SHE IS:
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Brad has now officially turned into The Dude from The Big Lebowski.
Are these whores really going to pose for pictures every single day? Okay, okay, we'll stop saying you're breaking up if you'll stop bombarding us with 'happy family' photo sessions. UNCLE!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
I think that ugly, messy beard is a harbinger of ugly, messy things to come.
The last time Brad grew an ugly beard was a few years back, about a year before he and Anniston broke up. Funny how a new beard has grown in the midst of Jolie break up rumors...
The beard is an outer manifestation of his inner turmoil… that, or he just really likes to look like caca from time to time.
Never really realized how much Angie looks like her dad until I saw them in these pics side by side. Huh. I wish she would gain some weight, she is a lot prettier when she has more meat on her bones.
Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.
Zahara looks like a little girl you'd have a lot of fun with. Love the shade she throws at people who she finds questionable LOL.
Zahara looks bald. I don't like that kid. She's trouble.
Also, I love the way Holie is dressed like an Upper East Side matron and Brad looks like a Williamsburg hipster. She's probably seething because he's not playing the same dress-up game she is. Or, rather, he's on another page.
Brad Pitt looks like shit. that is all.
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You're my wife now Dave !
Love the "Shakira" line! Very subtle MK!
Throw fifteen pounds on her and she'd be gorgeous. She's going to age horribly being that underweight.
There's something about Jon Voight that makes me want to punch him in his jowls.
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I ALMOST threw up my grilled cheese sandwich but with Jesus in your life, you can overcome anything. - boobxqueen on Octomom's Star cover
There's something very Star Wars about these two.
They look like the Sith.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
"Does anyone else think Brad's appearance is the relationship's death knell?"
I can't speak for anyone else but I think Brad's look satisfies him and he could give a fuck what anyone else thinks of it.
Very admirable if you ask me.
Submitted by Jana on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:19am.
i don't know why everyone thinks Jolie is pretty. I personally don't like fat lips and alien-like faces.
I used to have a mad girl crush on her and thought she was sooooo gorgeous and sexy. Last year my 11 yr old boy was watching Tomb Raider.
Him: It's too bad Angelina Jolie messed up her face.
Me (chuckling): Why's that?
Him: Because now there won't be a Tomb Raider 2 (not knowing there already was one).
I hadn't even noticed. Here I thought it was the sickening media overexposure that was making her unattractive to me. Kids always tell the troof!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:44am.
What's left in this media circus, you ask?. My bet is, her mother. Weekend at Bernie's style. Once her brother has been properly displayed, of course.
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Submitted by Jana on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:19am.
i don't know why everyone thinks Jolie is pretty. I personally don't like fat lips and alien-like faces.
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I don’t know why a man would like her scary eyes and huge forehead but I think we can guess why some might like her engorged lips and flat head. They have to have somewhere to rest their beer right? ;)
What's left in this media circus, you ask?. My bet is, her mother. Weekend at Bernie's style. Once her brother has been properly displayed, of course.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
i don't know why everyone thinks Jolie is pretty. I personally don't like fat lips and alien-like faces.
Betcha dollars to donuts that she and Daddy will have another public falling out. They always seem to reunite at the end of whatever relationship she is currently in. I believe they briefly reunited right before she and Billy Bob split.
Cripes! I bet at this point, Maddox is used to the never ending merry-go-round of people coming in and out of his life. Can't wait to read that kid's tell-all in 15 years time!
Voight is a total PR whore. Remember his very public plea to his daughter? Blatant publicity whore! He has absolutely no game. Brad looks uncomfortable (and smelly). Does anyone else think Brad's appearance is the relationship's death knell? If Brangelina can survive that goat beard, they will last forever.
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If you put on a pair of 3D glasses, this story looks just like Avatar. ~ MK
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 11:42pm.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 11:37pm.
Whores, alla youse. I can tell by the way y'all type.
'Specially that floozie in the brown polka dot dress. :P
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know what's funny? I just came back and refreshed and saw "youse" in the comments and immediately knew it was you.
*uncrosses legs sharon stone style* idk what you're talking about
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Good thing you picked up on that cuz the second clue you woulda had to smell mah dick.
Now bend over and spread them purdy wings.
This is so gross, when you seem them in person, in this matter. They are blatant publicity whores. In John Voight's defense he might really want to see his grandchildren.
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 11:47pm.
oooo, I bet that was an experience to remember. I always get some itch to do something big and heroic when a major tragedy strikes, but I usually can't do anything. sucks. :(
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Don't cry for me Angelina...er..em..nah..lol
Speakit!! I'm quite sure you help out when and where you can, you just don't toot your own horn. I think DListed is full of people like that.
I'm off to bed and tucking that Mary Poppin's thought under my pillow -- But I'd like to ask you not to burst my sleep doodie bubble till I'm far enough away to avoid the splatter, K?
Have fun all and save some laughs for the rest of us!
*Special one-eye-open-while-sleeping-side-eye to "use goise" in the opposite hemisphere*.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
All that's left now is Angie, Brad and Jennifer Aniston laughing and brunching together.
She's really pulling out all the stops. The only thing left to complete the trifecta is James Haven.
Submitted by Dominique Devereaux on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 11:05pm.
Who is Vivienne Marcheline? And still what is the mess with her using her mother? Dlisters who know can you fill me in?
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Vivienne is her youngest daughter, the twin. I'm hoping she will end up being the level-headed one. The one who will say "Bitch, please" to Angelina and give her plenty of side-eye.
The timing of the release of the memorial video to her mother was quite suspicious to most people.
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Declaration of Compassion:
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a bit random but has anybody noticed that when pitt made that meet death joe or yeah, meet joe black??don't know but he was still hotishy in that, and his movie co-star...arrrh forget her name looked like a perfect mischmasch between anniston and jolie
lol mix 'em up and you get her!
za loonies may have some er..loonish moodswings about that comment, but 'tis true she is a perfect hybrid of both! and mr. voight popping up again blah blah blah kinda feel sorry for the son of a bitch he is certainly doing some payback
fuck fake photos. plus all the more sympathy to the kids they are so fecking cute and most probably have no idea what the real world is, even if they go to iraq and random dangerous places...that isn't what the average kid knows..they'll probably have ptsd later or something ugh!
Submitted by NitWitty on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 11:24pm.
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oooo, I bet that was an experience to remember. I always get some itch to do something big and heroic when a major tragedy strikes, but I usually can't do anything. sucks. :(
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 11:37pm.
Whores, alla youse. I can tell by the way y'all type.
'Specially that floozie in the brown polka dot dress. :P
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know what's funny? I just came back and refreshed and saw "youse" in the comments and immediately knew it was you.
*uncrosses legs sharon stone style* idk what you're talking about
Whores, alla youse. I can tell by the way y'all type.
'Specially that floozie in the brown polka dot dress. :P
Submitted by speakit on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 10:28pm.
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Speaky...I pretty much post and run and run and post these days...Just got back and LMMFAO!!!!
To think I live in Houston and actually helped out during Katrina when I grew up in SoCal and was contributing all along!!!!!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
Attention Whore much?
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Honey, you're simple, you're shallow, and you're a common whore, that's why were soul mates!
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 11:04pm.
If it's really bad sex, I used to fake it to get the drama over... *ashamed*
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:( maybe you should be buddhistgirl96 since you weren't getting it right.
Angie is the spitting image of Jon as Ed in Deliverance. Brad is up the Cahulawassee River without a paddle. Cue the banjo music!
Who is Vivienne Marcheline? And still what is the mess with her using her mother? Dlisters who know can you fill me in?
Where is her kissing buddy James? So he was in on whatever happened about their mom? Why is creepy daddy Voight doing this? Motives. Is he fame hungry? Does his daughter pay him? Is retirement beating his ass that he's just loving being out of the house if only for a couple hours to be putting a supporting co-star appearance in this farce?
Hmm, so she sued over the rubber sheets and dialect teacher affair. Okay. Must've been true. I thought it was planted (by her) because there was too much OMG sex toys, rubber sheets, she's a such a freak! in it. It was like oh god I'm boring now..gotta get out a hot story less extreme than "blood vials/i cut myself when i am horny" to give my ass some spice. Boost the ol' sex appeal to pre-Brad level. But minus the crazy shit.
As for Brad? What part has he been playing? I just loved the Hobo Rap Group Joaquin comparison. Only he looks like he doesn't want to do anything. He doesn't look like he has the energy to rap, go nuts or anything. Just look semi-stoned and ease he way closer to being in sweats and fingerless gloves all day while growing out his beard. He's couldn't look anymore "fuck it i'm past caring about anything". But he was like that before..it's probably just him.
I don't know. It's all Media Manipulation 101. Everything is so phoney why do they even try anymore?
If it's really bad sex, I used to fake it to get the drama over... *ashamed*
Submitted by buddhistgirl69 on Sun, 02/21/2010 - 10:54pm.
grrrlll, no woman should ever fake it. :P
Okay, well I would care about that because that would mean 6543213213521 posts about their wedding and how JA is cutting herself and shit and I just don't wanna read that garbage.
@Speakit: I love it when you fake it! On subject, again, I think there is going to be a wedding in Venice! They got a pre-nup signed last month in NYC. Now, do you care?