Monday, February 22nd 2010
Well, At Least She Didn't Dress Up As Audrey Hepburn Again
For her 30th birthday last year, Jennifer Love Hewitt wet farted all over Audrey Hepburn's good memory by dressing up as a special needs Holly Golightly and posing for the paps in front of Tiffany's. Audrey hasn't stopped pirouetting in her grave since then.
Well, for her 31st birthday this year, JLove finally left Audrey alone. Instead, JLove slipped on a pair of cankle warmers, threw one of Lady CaCa's parched pubic bows on her head and posed for the paparazzi outside of her house.
You know, I'm going to leave this one alone, because if she wants to dress up like a thirsty anus for her birthday...LET HER! Although, next year she should just go all the way and dress up as an actual thirsty anus. Correct: a bedazzled thirsty anus.
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She had a themed birthday party. Gimme a break. I think she looked cute. Paps are everywhere, you don't always have to call them. Maybe if you people had lives, wouldn't pick on others so much.
damn!
ugly legs!
yeah, thats right
@Meeshie---Ha ha!
Good Lord what happened to her.
It was obviously a theme party!
Allllllllrighty then.
Need attention much?
Someone needs to get her evaluated! That Ghost Whisperer is messing her mind. But what do you expect when her friend dies in a plane crash, her hub dies and reincarnates as some other guy, and in a town of 4,000, her antique shop works harder than a MC Donalds. Messed up! ! ~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~-~ “Why is it good to die for one’s country? Isn’t it better to live in New York?” - Bar Refaeli
Submitted by Rdeadline on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:29am.
Question-- Is the Ghost Whisper any good? I need a cheezy show to watch while I clean
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It is if you also enjoy eating Werther's and shitting in your pants.
What the shit is this? She's running around like Suri Cruise dressed her ass.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Desperation, thy name is Jennifer.
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Hee hee, yes, she can smother her delusions all over my carrot-cake before I gorge myself on her sadness. - Ziggy Stardust 2•22•10
That's stupid.
Ew.
The Black girl is pretty, though.
She seems pretty pathetic; I guess if I peaked with "I Know What You Did Last Summer" and was now on a lame TV show that "kicks ass" for the Geritol / nursing home set, I would feel a little off my rocker too. She seems incredibly needy; no wonder she is a serial engager. Perhaps that is how she is funding her lifestyle....collecting engagement rings that she can hock for cash later.
She looks like a young Cher in that first "pruuune" pic
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You're my wife now Dave !
Ugh, annoying.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:59am.
I know. I may need an intervention.
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nah, you're just horny all the time, Blanche! :-P
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:31am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:15am.
Maybe I'm just a pathetic manwhore, but I think she's hot...
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And she's not even BLONDE, jack!
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I know. I may need an intervention.
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
Wow, she called a lot of paps out for this.
What I find more disturbing is how LA continues with their beautiful weather, green foliage, and fragrant blooming flowers while I'm in my sweats, two pairs of socks, and have to shovel more snow.
LA, fall off planet earth please?
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:46am.
Who is the blonde version of her? She looks a lot like JLoHew. Is it a sister, her mother or is that Jamie Kennedy?
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I thought it was Alanis Morrissette, still trying to hide from the Vancouver Olympics.
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
''Audrey hasn't stopped pirouetting in her grave since then.'' MK you kill me! hahaha
Who is the blonde version of her? She looks a lot like JLoHew. Is it a sister, her mother or is that Jamie Kennedy? I am confused.
Her blatant neediness nauseates me, no wonder she doesnt seem to have luck with men.
That skirt makes her ass look big and those shoes are not flattering.
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Sail away....
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I can't stand this non size 2 bitch
It takes the fun out of it when you dis yourself, Jacko.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
Is she wearing pink Reeboks?. I sort of remember wearing a similar pair when I was a preteen.
I don't get this chick either, she acts like a speshul celebutard in urgent need of attention.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:15am.
Maybe I'm just a pathetic manwhore, but I think she's hot...
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And she's not even BLONDE, jack!
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Question-- Is the Ghost Whisper any good? I need a cheezy show to watch while I clean.
She is cute, but she must have emotional problems to be constantly whoring herself out like this.
I look at these pics and all of a sudden I'm imagining Maria Pracatan doing a crappy synthesizer-rendition of 'Electric Youth'.
Maybe I'm just a pathetic manwhore, but I think she's hot...
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"poor jacko, trying to struggle thru this world with one eye and the womenz just keep fucking his shit UP!" snowpiece 11/25/09
"I'd jack off to jack-in-the-hat if he was on the cover before her" Eddie
JLove,
Please find me!
Sincerely,
Your dignity
funny story
my brother used to be in love with her, even moved to Cali to be near her
once he made her an angel of all my sister pots because JLH likes angels it was scary thank god he outgrew that
"I will pee myself today and when someone asks, "what is that smell?", I will happily tell them Veluptuous by KK!" Urmomma
Why is she such a sad desperate fameho now when she used to be hot?
TERRIBLE legs, and stupid. go away .
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I'm like a walking razor, don't you watch my size
I'm dangerous-said I'm dangerous
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i guess it's true the bigger the hips the bigger the hair cause she looks skinn(ier) here.
She's got pretty hair and nice skin and she could be cute if she wasn't trying to look like someone else all the time. She's a grown ass (sz 2) woman, time to figure out her own look.
She sure has some thick stems on her. That black chick really is rockin that fro though.
When did Noah Cyrus become her stylist?
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at first sight I thought this was Snookie without her greasy tan.
On second glance, mid-life crisis is hitting her hard to want to do drag for her birthday every year...if she is 31yo and a size 2...I must be 16yo...bitch, please!
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tree trunk legs.
At least the fluffy skirt disguises her size 2 hiney. I wear skirts like that every day for the same reason.
she used to be cute, right?
they look like some kind of live version of an 80s girl band cartoon
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wow they look stupid
My eyes don’t know where to rest on that photo. Her hair, clothing and accessories look like Grease meets Hairspray meets Cyndi Lauper meets Lady Gaga. I hope she’s having fun because it seems a bit odd for her age.
No wonder the terrorists hate us. This pendeja would get her ass beat so hard in my hood.
who's the black chick with the boots? i'm afraid to admit it, but i look just like her every day!!!!
(frantically searches internet for 'stylist')
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Danny: [slaps Bandy]
Archie: No, no, no, NO. Come on, do it properly with the back of the right hand.
A pear ass and cankles