Abbie Cornish Quit That Bitch
The story goes that Ryan Phillipe's marriage to Reese Witherspoon died along with his career after he started having an affair with his Stop-Loss co-star Abbie Cornish Game Hen back in 2006. So it's really not surprising to read that Abbie has dropped Ryan's dick from her life, because she's sick of dating a dirty filthy slut who is trying to dethrone Gerard Butler as the biggest manwhore on the West Coast. Abbie's rep confirmed the split to People:
"Abbie ended the relationship with Ryan and she moved out of their home."
When People asked if the break-up had anything to do with the rumors that Ryan has been (see what I did there) cheating on Abbie for the past year, her rep simply farted: "No comment." In bullshitanese, "no comment" means "fuck yes."
I know that everyone and their dog is barking, "What goes around comes around, whore," but it's hard to see the light when you're getting dicked in a special way. Which I'm assuming is why Abbie's vag stuck around so long, because let's be honest here, a cream-less Twinkie could tickle your brain more than Ryan Phillipe can. Well, unless Ryan does you in the ear.
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The real question is:
"Which will run out first: Ryan's abundant source of poon or his looks?"
Sorry, but team Abbie. Reese seems like a turbo cuntress in the tradition of Kate Gosselin, my guess is she drove Ryan away.
Abbie has genuine talent, if you haven't seen Bright Star, you should, it's wonderful.
I just saw Elizabeth from 2007 and she is a pretty and simpering blond, no more, and was wondering how her other woman situation was going. At least Reese is a sassy little blond.
...like a broken record, just looping the 'quit that bitch' magical nature of celeb love.
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LMAO! His career sure did die when he cheated on Reese. Game hen is a pretty good actress though. She was good in Candy.
Ryan Phillipe is super hot, but alas, he is a fucking bad cheater. Sometimes they come in these super hot forms...and all you can do is look and not touch.
"Mah Boo releasing his inner cunt is my porn." MK
Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:20am.
After he divorced from Witherspoon, I completely forgot about this dude and his Cornish Hen mistress. I don't give a shit about these two.
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Personal life aside, I always thought Ryan P was a good actor. Abbie Cornish was one of the few on that Young Hollywood cover I knew, mostly bc of him. Now I guess I can erase her from my memory.
...after being with a cheater who moved in with his new whore when I was 6 months pregnant, I don't think I will ever trust completely again...I ended up married to a wonderful non-cheating man who helped me raise my daughter, but after all these great years I still go through his shit on occasion to be sure...it's fucked up, I know...
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She's a fantastic actress. She gave awesome performances in Somersault, Candy and Bright Star. She deserves better than this has-been.
I get the "undercover gay" vibe from this dude.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:38pm.
Good for you¡ Men like that don´t change, took me a while to understand this. He almost died, he was in the hospital for almost 2 months. And not even that made him change his lying and cheating ways. Guess we know better now.
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I had no idea who Ms. Cornish was until I saw her in "Bright Star" and was unequivably blown away by her performance. Despite still hoping to see great things from her, it disappoints me to learn she cheated with Mr. Phillipe (I have no. idea. why). I hope she has learned her lesson and will not repeat her past mistakes.
Oh, and I have seen interviews with this dude. Talk about boring as hell. No personality what so ever.
*HUH?
What happened to this dude? I use to think he was so HOT. Isn't it funny how he always end up with a woman more successful than him? Abbie is a dumb whore(no shame) but she is a pretty decent actress. I would see a movie with her in it before I see one with Holie. She is known as an up and coming actress and one of her films was getting oscar buzz. I don't like to put it all on the woman but she played her part. Ryan is a lying, cheating scumbag. Somebody should school this chick. A wife and two kids didn't stop him from screwing around. What made her think he would be faithful to her? My mamma always told me, 'If he cheat with you, he will cheat on you.' I will never fall for that shit.
*HUH?
Paquita, yes, the man had no shame. 6 weeks after our engagment and his public apology, I was at home watching HIS daughter, cleaning the house and I anwered the phone, it was his whore calling for him.
I politely said "I just want to let you know, you have broken up a family, he's cheated on everyone he's ever been with, including me, who he's known since childhood, he'll cheat on you. I hope the two of you are happy together, he's yours."
Once a cheater...
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 12:19pm.
Sorry to hear you went through that. But it's better to have it happen and you knowing it sooner than later. Same thing with my ex. Just a couple of months (if not weeks) ago he was trying to get me back to marry me and I gave him a speech of why I didn't want to go back with him, I told him all I new about his lying and cheating, how he had a gf after we broke up and he was still trying to get back with me and I had no clue. I found out about it so I told him "Does she knows that even now that you are with her you want to marry me? How stupid of her not to think that if you started talking to her when you were with me, you wouldn't do the same thing to her...is not your fault you are an asshole who cheats and lies, but her not suspecting it? She should at least expect that from you"
Last time he ever contact me.
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Im LAUGHING MY ASS OFF! What goes around, comes around Abbie Cornish, you homewrecking WHOREBAG. As for Ryan: You dumb fuck! Why do you even bother?! Stay away from women and FIX yourself! Maybe when you get your morals together, you can have Reese back. You need to check yourself before you get old and end up an OLD bachelor like John Voight!
Haha, now his reps are ststing that "HE WAS THE ONE TO END" the relationship and that he asked her to come over and get her shit out of his house! The plot thickens....
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He left his wife for her, what was Abbie expecting? I have to say though she is a good actress. She was fucking amazing in "Candy" where her and Health Ledger play strung out heroin junkies. Great movie.
sniffy - damn straight! live and learn and kick out a cheating fucker!
He is quite the pretty man but I'd still fuck him 10 ways to Sunday. Leo too. Leo has gotten better with age btw. Hmmmm, a Ryan and Leo sammich....yummy!
Ryan is gorgeous!
He looks homely and kinda eh
maybe he is less of a mr personality
but he is fucking hot!
Leo is akward looking...with short hair he kinda ok looking but with longer mop he looks like unsuccesfull tranny surgery victim :/
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I think Leo is hotter now than when he was younger.
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Submitted by Angeluz_4ever on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:29am.
You can never trust a PRETTY man, Ryan isn't handsome, he is too pretty. It is silly to believe that a man is not going to cheat on you if you're his former mistress.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:29am.
He has one of those faces that is sort of exquisite when it's young and then just gets ugly as it ages. Like Leo DiCaprio. He used to be adorable and now he's just fug.
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Hekki, you took the words right out of my mouth! What happened to him???
What goes around comes around, CUNT!
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ME-whoa.that's some pathological shit there. but live & learn right? Good for us both girl, we're better off for it.
OK, this is totally not a solid source (or maybe it is) but I was at the new Bouchon in Bev Hills in December (sucks, save your money) and a waiter from CUT came in for an after work drink. He told me Ryan is a major Scarface...and a whore. He also said Heidi and Spencer were nice so take that for whatever it's worth.
Good for her. Get on with your life, girlfriend.
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She's hotter than Reese (sp) ...
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I never once thought this guy was even remotely attractive. Not once. And that Abbey is not hot tamale either. They are both bland as fuck!
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I'm your huckleberry...
sniffy, yes, I took the fucker back after the 3 I knew about, the last one splitting up for several months, only to take him back after he made a public apology to my entire family and proposed to me.
6 weeks later I found out he was STILL fucking his tramp. Hasta La Vista asshole.
He's lame.
ME-I took an ex back more than once after falling for the fake fucking tears, Imsosorrywonteverdoitagain act,then I wised up once & for all.
You should never feel dirty-you were generous of heart & (then) self-respecting & strong when you split, remember that.but I get what you're saying, long hot showers & all.
Now Reese Witherspoon said their divorce was really on her, she didn't say why (probably her control freak ways) but I'm not convinced he's always a cheater.
sniffy - yep.
My ex was a serial cheater. While we were together I knew about 4 other affairs he had. Since we split almost 10 years ago, I've found out about 4 others, I don't even want to know exactly how many whore's he was fucking on the side of out 3 year relationship.
*feels dirty*
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 10:57am.
"Ever notice how he purses his lips and flares his nostrils slightly in every pic?..."
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I believe he's trying to make his flattened, hippo-sized proboscis appear narrower. But he could save himself the extra effort by simply doing what Orca does... applying some contouring bronzer along both sides of the appendage.
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ME-uh huh & they're the first to tell you otherwise til they do it again.
Plecostomus-lol.you are a beautiful, delicate sz 2X flower.
he looks like such an asshole
Umm, is this really news?
I would love to arrange a lunch-date with Abbie, just to savour the breakdown of her sordid relationship.
Why would any woman entertain a man who obviously has absolutely no problem in cheating on his wife, and the mother of his children.
Maybe Abbie thought that she thought she was special, or that he wouldn't ever tire of her? Hee hee, yes, she can smother her delusions all over my carrot-cake before I gorge myself on her sadness.
I'm not sure if I could keep a massive grin from smearing itself all over my face as she sobbed over a latte.
I just hope that I live to see the day that Brad leaves Angelina and she starts blubbing away. I will be there to offer an extra absorbent tissue so that I can then jack myself off with her tears.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 11:30am.
Pleco Love Hewitt- you look fabulous! But why aren't you showing off your cankles?
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I never knew who she was until I saw her in the movie Candy with Heath Ledger. I thought it was a really good fucked up depressing movie. Just sayin'.
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When the end comes I know, there was just a gigolo
Life goes on without me.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
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Pleco Love Hewitt- you look fabulous! But why aren't you showing off your cankles?
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He has one of those faces that is sort of exquisite when it's young and then just gets ugly as it ages. Like Leo DiCaprio. He used to be adorable and now he's just fug.
You can never trust a PRETTY man, Ryan isn't handsome, he is too pretty. It is silly to believe that a man is not going to cheat on you if you're his former mistress.
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Ah, he's losing his pretty-boy looks. And she's startin' to look like Belinda Carlisle.
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