Monday, February 22nd 2010
Speaking Of Hair Tragedies....
A few weeks ago, I begged Jared Leto to take a machete to his "Ode to the Unicorns" hair, and it looks like he did just that. And apparently, photographer Terry Richardson is the one who gently dry fucked Jared's skull with a hair clipper. 30 seconds to fug.
Jared showed off his new mohawk at a 30 Second to Mars show in Manchester, England last night. You know, just when I start to think that Jared is embracing his natural hotness and treating it with the respect it deserves, he does shit like this! Why must he continue to exorcise the hotness? Put down your fists and stop fighting the hot, Jared.
That being said, I'd totally spread my cheeks and brush my ass lips with his mohawk.
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apparently his brain is trying to squeeze itself out of his head by way of his ear to escape the fug.
No Jared. No.
Damn. Not a very becoming look Jared. Not a good look at all really.
At first I thought that was a picture of Hugh Dillon from the Headstones.
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Ever see a man's stump? Guy's like, "Go on, man. I want you to know how it feels. Touch it. Touch my stump." Disgusting! So don't tell us that Bucky Haight wasn't shot, 'cause we were there. We touched his stump."
This asswipe just needs to f**k off already.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
NOOO!! the silk, the sheen...gone! this is too much.
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"LAST CALL!...Pammy, looking like the janitor just woke her up with his broom." ~MK 02182010
Morrissey? Is that you?
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"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."
Snideychick sez:
I liked him better when he rocked the Kurt Fauxbain look. I bet Courtney was scratching at his door hallucinating Jared was KC.
Who goes to see this crap?
Damn at first glance I was gonna make fun of John Mayer giving himself a mohawk, now I find out it's Jared Leto fighting the hot something fierce. He can't do the emo b.s. and be hot, can he?
...Sanjaya did it so much better...
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..."Daddy showed bratty ass bitch dogs how to chill out and behave themselves like adults" - kinda like MK did to us...
What the hell has John Mayer done to his-
Wait! That's Jared Leto?!
Well, fuck me then...
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"If your horse dies, I suggest you dismount."
Everything about him is completely contrived. Boooring.
This dude has POSER written all over him, from head to genes.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Submitted by bohemeballerine on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 2:30pm.
try watching "Requiem for a Dream" all the way through if you're brave enough. Extraordinary movie like others have said.
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I watched that last week! It is good - odd, but good.
Wow, I thought the mohawk was just for one photo shoot and then he was going to shave it all.
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I just don't see the appeal.
Nooooooo!!!!!!!
I am crying tears of glitter!!
One more reason for me to dislike Terry Richardson's crass and vulgar 'art'.
I still haven't forgiven him for hooking up with Paris Hilton. *gag*
But he did become a great method actor...try watching "Requiem for a Dream" all the way through if you're brave enough. Extraordinary movie like others have said.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 2:08pm.
Evil Cupcake: I saw the end of that episode with Gummi Bear. The young dumb piece actually kissed that bloated turd.
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Ewwwwwww!
*runs and hides*
Evil Cupcake: I saw the end of that episode with Gummi Bear. The young dumb piece actually kissed that bloated turd.
He farted on her and was so generally disrespectful of her, I couldn't believe my eyes. And she laughed it off and said she could give it right back to him. Maybe she thought he would respect her, but I wouldn't respect someone who let me treat them like that, so I doubt HE would.
And Patti is just running a legal escort service, because serious business men with serious money want a wife who can organize dinner parties and decorate a home tastefully and raise children with manners. They certainly don't marry the kind of women I've been seeing on that show.
Seriously. Not that I'm IN those circles exactly, but I know enough people to know. Your average hedge fund millionaire needs a wife who can handle certain tasks and not embarass him. The other wives will cut a bitch up if she's not up to par. At least in the NYC area. Maybe it's different on the West Coast.
*shares a moment with M.E.*
Right?
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
*sits next to Bradi*
I'd let him do things to me that I consider nasty, appaulling and WRONG!
Heheh it's just Jared...loons.
*gets the hell out of Dodge*
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
ohmahgah Jared....
I don't care, I'd let him do dirty things to me....
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
It's looks as though a middle aged woman, the kind with angry swinging bosoms, attacked his shoulder and this is the results - a menage of multi-coloured appliquéd leather toadstools. The only thing missing is some kicky yarn work.
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Internet fakers: http://www.paris-kim.com/potholes/munch.htm
http://bit.ly/1rcnEc
http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2009-03/24/reports-of-my-death.aspx?...
For a split second, I thought that was Morrissey. Don't ask me why.
"Requiem For A Dream" has the impact of a nuclear bomb, or something. It was horrifying and major and I did love it but I don't think I can watch it again. Like "Schindler's List", it was so harrowing, I just can't. (That's good filmmaking, IMO)
If he'd bleach his hair, he'd look just like Spencer Pratt.
Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:26pm.
Thank you too.
Has this MM episode aired already? I missed it if it has!
Golly, he's plump!
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:16pm.
*loved Jared, even his music*
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Gawd woman, can your willingness to slut it up for Jared be more obvious? Have you no respect?
Wait.....sorry, forgot where we were. Carry on ME. :)
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*blankly stares at bambam*
What kind of hor would I be with respect? Pfft!
Gummi
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2007/07/jason-gummi-bear-davis-checks-...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Thanks Jill and Bow. Hahahaha! Greasy Bears brother. I totally forgot about him. I did not know he was called Gummi. I see why!
He must have eaten many of my relatives!
I can't believe that girl made out with him. What disease did she contract. And she was gummy herself.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"
Reasearch done! Thank you Jill!!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:21pm.
Cupcake, Gummi is Brandon Davis, I think...or is it his brother? Need to do research...be right back.
Better than his Davey Havok impression.
He seems to be taking fashion advice from Princess RiRi.. Not good!
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I'm your huckleberry...
Evil:
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2010/02/jason-davis-gummi-bear-on-mill...
Looks like RPattz used his face as a doorstop one too many times.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 01/30/2010 - 11:06pm.
Fat, drunk and speeding is no way to go through life!!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:16pm.
*loved Jared, even his music*
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Gawd woman, can your willingness to slut it up for Jared be more obvious? Have you no respect?
Wait.....sorry, forgot where we were. Carry on ME. :)
Please, tell this little sweet cupcake with evil tendencies: WHO THE HECK IS GUMMI??????
Requiem for a Dream was one of the saddest, most disturbing movies I have seen.
Also, M.E. : "loved"?
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Bottom-feeder.
Gorge your eyes on Gorgeous Georgina : http://sites.google.com/site/gorgeousgeorginashow/home
Gotta love Gummi. Compared to him, I iz HAWT!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/02/2010 - 2:29pm.
loozer, you are not right.
Soy un perdedor
*loved Jared, even his music*
~Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:13pm.
Ohmigawd Snowy you have NO idea. I literally screamed at some parts. It was like a whoreorr movie. It was disgusting. He had open wounds. Dirty ass fingernails. His toenails.. I can't.. I just can't. He had a fupa.. and they showed his manjunk in tighty whities. I am scarred for life.
OMG I forgot about that! I must have blacked out right after that part and forgotten! Uggggg sick shit
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Mon, 02/22/2010 - 1:11pm.
I purchased it as well. I also know a parent who showed this to her son, whom she suspected was involved in IV drug usage. I think it is a great movie to show to people, because it shows the effects of various drugs: Heroin, speed and pills, and how they destroy lives.
It is a very real look at drugs and what people do to get them, and the people they hurt in the process.
It doesn't really bug me all that much.
He does look like Patty Stanky's assistant.
And Gummy was on her show?
When? I keep missing it for some reason.
I love to hate that show.
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I remember when my youngest was in kindergarten and wanted a Mohawk I said OK.
Then all the little yuppies copied him and he was pissed!
Off-Topic: Did we always hate Kathy Griffin? For tryna sue MK? Or did it start during this epi I'm watching right now where she has lunch with Perez. I like her but I don't want to. And now I'm not so sure I even want to anymore.
And yes yes - Jared's hair. Very 1980. Actually, if you hadn't told me his name I would have guessed this was taken in 1984, perhaps.
♥ Threadkilla!
Taking slang to a HO. NUDDA. LEBEL!~ For real, eh?
HOW DREADFUL!
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 02/12/2010 - 2:17pm.
Sucky, I want to fuck your sick mind, you disgusting God.
Ohmigawd Snowy you have NO idea. I literally screamed at some parts. It was like a whoreorr movie. It was disgusting. He had open wounds. Dirty ass fingernails. His toenails.. I can't.. I just can't. He had a fupa.. and they showed his manjunk in tighty whities. I am scarred for life.
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"I truly don't like you as a person. Can't one human being not like another human being? Can't we all just not get along?"